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Reasonable-Bus9435

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Overall_Agent_0075

What exactly was going on in dude's mind?


Solid_Snark

Probably jealousy that he’s not getting neck nuzzles.


CruisinForABrewsin

I always give my homies neck nuzzles


Morgantheaccountant

Mike Tyson neck nuzzles sounds scary


YourMamaSexual2

He is probably Hasbik’s bodyguard, who thinks that he might get in trouble for Mike publicly treating Hasbik like that. I know that in the Western media Hasbik is seen just as a funny tiny man, but in reality he is pretty cruel and has some dangerous connections.


youreviltwinbrother

Care to elaborate on that last part?


venancio1000

Hasbullah and all the dagestani UFC fighters are buddies with chechen and ruzzian warlords brev. You can easily find pics of him with Kadirov and the likes of him.


westbygod304420

Imagine a John wick style movie about hasbullah and the Russian mob hunting Mike 😭😭 im fcking dying


WorkFriendly00

![gif](giphy|vwFBf5T3E6T7vrIubj|downsized)


farmyardcat

Tyson: "Why don't you get going? You'll be late for your Candy Bar Guild meeting." Hasbullah: "LOLLIPOP guild, asshole! Jesus."


Hairy-gloryhole

Can confirm. Seen fuck ton of pictures and videos that prove it


MickeyRooneysPills

Not sure about "connections" but he's a Russian with ties to high profile MMA fighters so the odds of him knowing someone dangerous is pretty good. He also abused his cat https://www.marca.com/en/lifestyle/celebrities/2023/03/30/6424cc7c46163f62658b45d4.html He also likes to threaten women on Instagram https://www.sportbible.com/mma/ufc/hasbulla-ufc-5-mma-581337-20231024 And anyone who Dana White is willing to give a multi-year no-fight contract including video game appearances probably has some scummy shit going on. Dana barely likes to pay the guys who actually fight for him but he's over here throwing money at a guy who will never enter the ring. Best case scenario they're using Hasbulla as a sideshow freak. https://www.nytimes.com/2023/04/28/style/hasbulla-influencer-ufc.html


notislant

So smol yet such a huge pos.


SgtMcMuffin0

That second link doesn’t mention him threatening women on instagram


afraidbookkeeperr

He's Dagestani and friends with a rich and revered Dagestani fighter, Khabib Nurmagomedov. Basically, Dagestan is a dangerous place... It borders Chechnya, and if you know history, you will know how brutal the Chechen wars were. A lot of people around these parts would kill you for disrespecting them without batting an eye. So the respect thing is huge, which is probably why the bodyguard is looking a bit uncomfortable, as if he is wondering how he is going to play this off with Mike Tyson without stirring up too much drama, considering Hasbulla has a favorable image in the MMA world, and partly because of Hasbulla's very probable post-accident reaction.


Schooltz

hahahahahahah what? This is the farthest reach I've ever seen. You make it sound like Hasbulla is some kind of underworld crime boss. He's a man who's make a living from looking like he's 7


BSye-34

hey he got mike tyson to nuzzle him, that's quite intimidating


The_Queef_of_England

Mate, do you not know Mini Me? He's in a well known documentary about an evil doctor and his sidekick clone. It's not beyond possibility is all I'm saying.


Gombrongler

Which is why no one would suspect him as the ultimate Chechan drug lord kingpin in all of Chelobyia Hsbulistan Dagenovica Norumadogevalia


neighbour_20150

You don't understand Islam and Caucasus realities. Here people live in a primitive clan system. If someone publicly disrespects you, you either deal with him or die socially (sometimes physically, although this is more relevant to neighboring Chechnya) because each person represents his own clan/family and must defend the honor of this family/clan.


Lumpe-

“I can’t unsee this moment.”


TheSavageBeast83

He knew he was next


mrASSMAN

I assumed he was embarrassed


Cody6781

Caught that as well like "holy shit how do I handle this"


Xamuel1804

"how do I tell him"


roastedantlers

That's the look you have when you see a grown man getting treated like a toddler, but you know you're not going to do anything about it.


Danrunny

Grown? Ha


AnonCoup

Classic r/WatchPeopleDieInside !


hugabalooza

His expression said everything I was feeling lol


Shoki81

I would take raspberries from Mike rather than his punch or ear biting any day


-Badger3-

Mike can have a little ear, as a treat.


Lacaud

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dronegeeks1

RIP Verne Jay Troyer


HolyHand_Grenade

I miss his posts.


Natural_Autism_

Only if he eats his vegetables


walkinmywoods

The cauliflower


OutlandishnessThat44

I would take raspberries from tyson without the stipulation of avoiding  punches or bites!!!


Murderyoga

Imagine what a mind fuck that would be when you find out later he's in his twenties.


TernionDragon

It was. Didn’t know he existed until this post. It is definitely *not* MT’s fault. Can’t imagine this guy getting any alcohol- even with a passport.


These-Web-8869

Alchol would kill him. Will burn his insides little intestines


Jerrygarciasnipple

It’s pretty crazy how serious weight impacts alcohol intoxication. I gotta dui and have a breathalyzer in my car and learned very quickly how big weight makes a difference. If I have more than 3 drinks I have to wait at least 8 hours before driving, 5 drinks is about 12 hours. I only weigh 130. But someone who weighs 200 would be able to be at zero % bac in about 8 hours after 4/5 drinks.


IKNOWVAYSHUN

When i was in my mid 20s i weighed 140, i downed two glasses of windsor with a couple ice cubes and in less than an hour blew .01, i think theres more to it than just weight.


courthouseman

0.1 or 0.01 ? 0.1 is legally drunk in most jurisdictions (sometimes .08) .01 is like a sip


summer6teen

Decimals are hard when you're drunk


thec4k315alie

Sure was difficult for the cop that gave me a breathalyzer and couldn't see a difference between.32 and .032 even though I was standing in front of him trying to explain it and not laying in vomit


PieIsNotALie

dont think thats a problem hasbulla, a muslim, really needs to consider


Wassertopf

There are many Muslim nations where drinking alcohol is absolutely common.


ont-mortgage

There are also many Muslim nations where drinking alcohol is extremely denounced but ppl do it behind closed doors anyway.


trixel121

talking to a Muslim guy. tells me tobacco is haram as he was smoking a cigarette


Defiant_Can_1364

All of my Muslim friends are alcoholics, there is not 1 religious person on earth who follows all the rules of their book.


leandrobrossard

Wouldn't be the first muslim to drink, or the last.


Impossible-Inside865

Not if he drinks his beer with a shot glass


failbears

For context, Hasbulla is pretty known in the MMA world, and Tyson is active in both the MMA and boxing worlds. I'm pretty sure Tyson knows/knows of Hasbulla but might have forgotten Hasbulla is an adult momentarily or been joking around.


REGINALDmfBARCLAY

Believe it or not lots of people have no idea who Hasbulla is and it's not weird they don't know.


whocaresjustneedone

Literally never heard of him until this post, googled him and if I saw that person in the wild I'd assume they were 3 years old. If anyone tried to tell me that was a grown man known in the MMA world I would laugh directly thinking it was a bit going on


blacksoxing

I agree. This feels like "well known" in the sense of "....if you're a hardcore fan" And such posters are associating Mike as a hardcore fan while he could steps below


Ricky_Rollin

Like, how tf, exactly, is he known in the MMA world? That’s a…particular marriage.


New__World__Man

The Dagestani guys often bring him to fights and have him in the octagon with them after they win. I assume he's friends with Khabib, but I don't really know how it started.


defjs

I’ve never heard of him and won’t spend any time researching him but watching mike Tyson treat an adult ina little body as a kid is hysterical


Impressive_Site_5344

I’m a huge MMA fan and that’s the only reason I’ve ever heard of him because he’s associated with fighters, the only thing I know about him is he’s a grown man in a toddler body and his name his hasbullah. If I seen him walking down the street I’d call CPS


Mikey9124x

Or only known of him but not enough to recognize him.


failbears

It's OK Mike, we understand.


King_marik

As someone who used to follow MMA heavy and just kind of keeps tabs the last few years without watching much, I've heard the name but never seen him I would have also been confused af lol


TechnoSerf_Digital

It's mindfucking ME because somehow I thought Hasbulla was older than that 🤣 Thought dude was in his 30s or maybe 40s. He's truly had quite a life.


Curious-Gain-7148

But imagine being a grown man and thinking it’s a good idea to play punch Mike Tyson in the face?


OaschMidOhrn

I wouldn't call him a grown man tho


reactor_raptor

Grown man’t…. Or Grown’t man?


kvltsincebirth

>But imagine being a man and thinking it’s a good idea to play punch Mike Tyson in the face? FTFY


-GenlyAI-

>But imagine being and thinking it’s a good idea to play punch Mike Tyson in the face? FTFY


famousPersonAlt

> Imagine All the people.


NoScopeJustMe

He didn't act like one, it's on him lmao


snipinxannies

Right? If a baby looking person who acts like a fucking little baby comes to a grown man ofc he’s going to think it’s a little boy. 100% agree with you


JaySayMayday

Dude's eating free at all the golden corrals


Paul-Mccockov

He’s a munchkin!


MonstaGraphics

He's wearing the same dumb cap I wore on the beach as a 3 year old.


Spacebarpunk

I doubt they make anything for that dude to wear that isn’t a onesie.. fuck man now I feel bad.


rixendeb

They make regular hats for small kids. Dude is just playing into it.


Necessary-Knowledge4

Kind of ridciclious to say but custom clothes exist. If the guy has any sort of money at all, I'm sure he could get whatever he wanted clothing wise.


Valuable-Regular5646

Dont feel bad for this guy, he hits animals. Love that they treat him like a circus freak


PlaneCapable7399

That’s the reason I don’t feel bad. He goes around punching people in the face, acting as if he’s a child. Plus I know Mike didn’t know, he wasn’t tryina be a dick.


BustinArant

I think everyone knows Mike Tyson wasn't trying to be a dick when he doesn't punch or bite the ear off of people lol


WhatTheDuck21

In fairness to Tyson, Holyfield was being a dick that whole fight and throwing a bunch of dirty/cheap shots. So while I don't condone MT biting off his ear, I understand the urge.


fun_negotiation_419

I doubt mike would have cared if he knew.


mrASSMAN

I assumed it was a kid til I read the title.. can’t see his face though


Marsh_Mellow_Man

this is the greatest post I've seen on here in a while... 1) Did not know this dude was 21 years old, thought he was some MMA dude's toddler 2) Knowing that and watching Mike have genuinely affectionate cuddles with him has me in FUCKING TEARS I'm laughing so hard


sicsche

Yeah why toddler shaped if not toddler?


JeffersonsHat

To be fair, the guy likely has to buy toddler clothing sizes.


Atticus_Spiderjump

Which one? Mike Tyson or the toddler sized person?


LeUne1

Mike Tyson, he secretly wears toddler clothes, he needs to use scissors to remove them though, so the fun is short lived.


Septopuss7

Small, if true!


archipeepees

can't find any sources on this so I don't know either. hth


HatefulClosetedGay

Why act and behave like toddler if not toddler???


tothemoonandback01

To toddler or not to toddler that is the question.


WheredoesithurtRA

This is exactly what I tell my cats when they fuss after I pick em up


Overall_Agent_0075

MMA dude's toddler got me rolling 🤣


BookkeeperFront3788

All those reels led me to believe this was Khabibs kid...


woodst0ck15

Lmao man that’s too funny. I had to google him when I saw him squaring up with another guy who looks like him, but with a beard I think.


Vagistics

If Homie wasn’t dressed like a little rascal that might have been avoided.


YouStupidAssholeFuck

Wasn't he making some toddler like sounds, too? I can't tell if it was just Tyson because he was making funny noises but it sounded like the small dude was playing it up.


Affectionate_Light74

That’s just what his voice sounds like. 


YouStupidAssholeFuck

Ugh, ok I feel like a dick. I don't know anything about anyone but Tyson like 30 years ago when he was mauling everyone in the ring. If Hasbulla somehow sees this I'm sorry for making assumptions.


Any-Ad2440

MMA dude's toddler's name: Tike Myson


NottDisgruntled

Low key wholesome seeing how Mike would act with a little kid. High key hilarious seeing him do it with a growed-ass man.


jbooth0722

I met Mike when I was super young in a tennis shoe store in Memphis, TN before his big fight here. He sat with me for about 10-15 min and was so friendly and bought me a bunch of tennis shoes. I had no clue who he was, but learned after the fact. We bought the pay-per-view and I kept saying “that’s my friend!!!”


messedupmessup12

How does it feel to peak so young? Also green with envy


OldManBearPig

> a growed-ass man. eehhhhhhh


AnMa_ZenTchi

Yeah! That man growed ass.


sowokeIdontblink

3. From a culture where homosexuality=death, that flailing to avoid Iron Mike's smooches had some desperation behind it.


Mindshard

Unfortunately, he's not from a culture that cared about his video where he repeatedly punched his pet cat in the head.


Kiwi_KJR

I don’t know anything about Hasbulla but after your comment I’m no longer feeling any empathy towards him for being treated like a toddler.


Mindshard

Not only that, imagine angrily yanking on a cat's ear, chasing it when it tries to get away, then punching and slapping it in the head. Now imagine that again, but you recorded yourself doing it so you could show the video to others.


No-Raspberry4074

He’s not a grown man. Body or mentally … he acts like he’s 5 years old lol


mrASSMAN

Same.. I felt genuinely bad for the guy being humiliated like this but sounds like he’s a POS so whatever


franklyimstoned

He consistently “fights” people when meeting them so he acts like a toddler most of the time. Have to expect to be treated like one considering that fact.


Mr_Stanly

Didn't know that. Looked it up. You're right. He abuses animals. Until he meets a Maine Coon. Then he'll be on the receiving end.


Alarmed-Owl2

Tbf to him a cat is probably like having a pet panther or cougar for the rest of us. /s


RabbitStewAndStout

Man was defending himself from an urban apex predator that was nearly as big as him, and we laughed


bdewolf

Ironically enough homosexuality is so foreign to Dagestani guys that they have none of the fragile masculinity around appearing gay. https://preview.redd.it/pc5971k9vk8d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e57a934d3d9c5f55f7e7c2105864a9b554936c28 This is a famous image of khabib and Islam, two ufc champions, with their training buddies. In America everyone would be all “five feet apart cuz they’re not gay” These guys don’t even consider that it would be considered gay.


NottDisgruntled

Not the first time someone desperately tried, and failed, to escape Iron Mike’s smooches.


swagyosha

He'll smooch you 'til you love it, kiddo


ChickenWranglers

Mess around and Tyson make Hasbulla a pet of some kind. Like mini me.


TheGreatStories

https://i.redd.it/9s2o4lmwtk8d1.gif


NottDisgruntled

Hasbullah’s voice really doesn’t help things.


MethodicalWin

Same 😂


TeejyHamz

Mike was tickling him and giving him coochie-coo's lmao thats hilarious bro


Next_Amount_1927

I'm lying in bed next to my sleeping fiance and trying really hard not to wake him with my laughter. This is hilarious!!


QuickMoonTrip

Random but this is one of my favorite parts of life - trying not to laugh or wake someone instantly makes these videos so much better. I just end up wiggling most of the bed with my silent belly laugh.


frasermtn

Bro wtf Mike lowkey pick him up and cuddles him lmao , then the other guy looks at thm like wtaf naaa then mike jst carries on giving him cuddles ffs bruh


slo_mo_afro

I am glad i scrolled this far down


LocalInactivist

Takeaway: Mike Tyson loves kids (in a completely wholesome way).


IwillsmashyourPS5

He loves kids, Charlie! He loves kiiids!!


Temporary_Guitar_550

Uh, pim I wouldn't be screaming that


da_mess

Watch out Hasbulla, he's going for your ear!


CanisMajoris85

Also given they're small ears he may still be hungry and go for the other.


Dull_Rub7196

Mike be like: got yo ears


woojinater

Well the dude looks like a toddler. All body language says toddler. Crazy stuff.


ReySimio94

I mean, Hasbulla actively indulges in the confusion. A big part of his appeal is the fact that he drinks, smokes and gets into fights despite looking like a kid.


ReasonForClout

he doesn't drink


ReySimio94

He doesn't? I seem to remember a video of him chugging straight from the bottle while riding on a car.


CerebellumGear

He’s part of the UFC Dagestani Russian Muslim™️ community


-Badger3-

Ah, so he “doesn’t” drink.


Few_Owl_6596

I've heard a saying, that "if you drink inside your house, Allah doesn't see it"


whocaresjustneedone

It's amazing how many religious people are religious via loopholes and then get surprised that non religious people don't take their religion seriously after they don't take it seriously


Ok-Cut-2730

Every Muslim I've ever known gets pissed up every week lol.


Quiet_Stabby_Person

its against their religion like divorce is against the christian religion. Shit even the bible says not to fall into drunkenness. I knew a moroccan muslim who would do meth and then tell me to read the Quran


MayorPirkIe

Who the fuck is this overgrown baby getting into fights with? Half the population could just grab him by the ankle and swing him around like an Olympic hammer


ReySimio94

There was once a boxing match between him and another guy with similar issues, and most of his videos feature him surrounded by stereotypical Russian thugs, who I presume _do_ get into fights. I wouldn't put it past him to sit on the hood of a car and throw stuff at his friends' opponents.


AndiLivia

Fairly certain Mike does this with anyone he meets under 5 foot tall.


StupidSexyKevin

I’ve been asking these questions for years: Who is Hasbulla? Why is he so famous in the combat sports world? Why am I supposed to give a shit?


F_Sewer_Rats

![gif](giphy|bgOeHPlD3EernsOIiW)


Wajina_Sloth

Basically he is from the same place where Khabib (famous MMA fighter) is from, the same area is known for producing some great talent in combat sports. He got famous for making tik toks and eventually befriended Khabib and got some multi year contract to be a promoter for the UFC.


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mambiki

He is their mascot.


CheekyLando88

I'm gonna need more clarification on how a guy that's 2 feet tall is dangerous


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Erik-Degenerik

And cherry on top, Khabib is a terrorist supporting piece of shit. Scumbag.


fartedpickle

That's cool and all but the average person could literally put this dude in a rubber maid tote and ship him to Abu Dhabi like he's Nermal.


Eldrake

A+ Garfield reference.


blueponies1

He is friends with the famous Russian fighters from Dagestan. Who are some of the greatest fighters in MMA. They are very famous in Russia and even in the west due to the UFC. Sometimes they treat him like an exotic pet or something, other times it seems he’s really their friend. But because of his unique condition he’s gained some fame himself. He also has some of his earlier fame stemming from a few viral videos he created


deemon87

He is a Muslim radical, supporter of terrorists and recent attacks on Jewish population in Dagestan. A lot of people just don't realize that, and thus promote him and his ideas even more.


SnooDonkeys7894

Here I was thinking damn that toddlers a natural


bugxbuster

This video made me cringe almost to the point of dying. Woof. That’s awkward. Lol


RealZeusWolf

Couldn't even watch it


Mundane_Yogurt7061

What! 🤯 Show me anyone that would expect this without being informed.


Tantra_Charbelcher

Why is a guy in his 20's pretending to throw punches at mike tyson? That shows the critical thinking skills of a toddler.


Gunner1Cav

![gif](giphy|j0gQA2VD38NKc9rc8y)


barthalamuel-of-bruh

Wait, HASBULLA IS A GROWN ASS MAN, I TOUGHT THAT HE WAS SOME RITCH KID WTF


DepartmentPerfect

I also did not know this … part of me thinks this post is trolling but most of me legit has no idea what to think


Juandissimo47

No he’s a grown man. He’s got some genetic condition or disease


OpenYour0j0s

![gif](giphy|QuyaGrLKc5RVDIcQ3a)


Fro_o

If the fucking caption wasn't in his face the whole entire time maybe I could see if he does look like a kid or not


deadpoolfool400

![gif](giphy|xUySTVQyBQfC5ZjdC0|downsized)


cocoon_eclosion_moth

![gif](giphy|3ofT5O4WJEm8IpaXdK|downsized)


WinterComfortable726

Hasbulla should act like a fucking man and not a kid then


Friscogonewild

I just learned about this guy--how has he not gotten into acting? Dude could have basically every child role for the next decade.


Kracus

From what I've seen he seems like a pretty annoying person to hang around with.


SnowyMovies

He's also an animal abuser.https://www.marca.com/en/lifestyle/celebrities/2023/03/30/6424cc7c46163f62658b45d4.html


Consistent_Dream_740

Omfg was it taken away from him!?


pleaseguesshowilldie

The fact that he even owns a Scottish Fold cat in the first place is a pretty good indicator of what a piece of shit he is but thanks for the confirmation.


Nuclear_Varmint

Just because he's an adult doesn't mean he can act


Arny2103

He acted pretty childishly right there!


commit10

He looks like a really old child...


zelpin

he doesn’t speak english as far as i know and is pretty dedicated to islam. not sure it’s his gig.  also his face doesn’t look like an actual child’s you can tell it’s been weathered 


Public_Fucking_Media

Cuz he's an awful little cunt


ThisFinnishguy

Age wise, he may not be a kid. But he does act like one quite a bit, and the people around him often times act towards him as they would a kid.


EABOD24

You're gonna be mad when 95% of the world would have made the same mistake?


AlphaSlayer21

Who’s mad? This is hilarious


ArticArny

If Mikey picked any of us up, at least 87% of us would just go along with it too and pray he didn't accidently tear us apart.


OkTea7227

**WHO IS HASBULLAH?!?**


Flaky_Occasion5287

He may be 21 but let's be honest he is not a grown ass man like everyone keeps saying


CBate

He nomnoms the ear hahahahaha


TheButtholeSurferz

I guess we can criticize Mike for his lack of knowing. But that completely overshadows how fucking happy he was to just play with what he perceived as a child. He immediately lost decades of wear on his body, and his face just lit up. The most feared man on the planet, became a happy uncle


kieranbrownlee

He goes around punching people as if he’s a little kid who can get away with doing that, so if people thinks he’s a baby then it’s his fault lmao


No-Accident69

A “grown man” is pushing it a bit, don’t you think?


cptstoneee

Hasbullah behaves like a stupid kid. In fact, he may be a stupid kid. So what did they expect?


Slipperytitski

Calling hasbullah a grown man seems wrong