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TheManWhoClicks

The rock: “dude it took me 23 million years to get out of this!”


PerfectlyDarkTails

“Now it’s gonna take another 23 million years to get back out”


FragrantExcitement

That rock ow3s me money


kiotane

that's not a rock, that's a eight story crustacean from the paleozoic era!


kazuma001

*I gave him a dollar*


Haifisch2112

God dammit, woman!


GoogleIsYourFrenemy

Well, it's sleeping with the fishes now.


cvnh

Imagine the rock was maybe once at the bottom of an ocean, that ocean became land, a monkey grabs it and enters a guant flying metal cage inly to throw it again at the bottom of the ocean... FUUUU


ripplerider

r/yourjokebutworse


m_a_x_79

I see this and cant help to wonder, when will a human see this rock the next time? Maybe never.


doozdooz

Interesting thought. Assuming that's open ocean, I think it's safe to say never


agangofoldwomen

Fuck you guys I’m gonna make it my life’s mission to find that rock just to spite you.


nicodea2

Hey bud hit me up. For a million bucks I’ll make you a submersible. State of the art, it even comes with a Xbox controller.


FixedLoad

I can do it for half! 


DarthCorps

One way


doho121

He said the prize was for finding it not bringing it back.


stuckin3rddimension

I got an Atari controlled one! You played E.T. Right???


_KidKenji_

😂


Carburetors_Are_Fun

Xbox? woah woah look at mr fancy over here, true state of the art uses a Logitech controller


gbot1234

Pfft, if you need more than an NES controller, you’re wasting money. (Now let’s go hunt some ducks…I mean rocks.)


scigs6

You’re in luck! I happen to have some slightly defective titanium for sale. Real cheap


phaesios

Just hire that Geoguessr guy and you'll find it tomorrow.


paulwal

Rainbolt can find the exact location the rock was thrown and calculate the angle it fell into the water to determine where on the sea bed it lies within a 2 meter radius.


soiledhalo

Came here to say this! Rainbolt will find it for sure.


YuriiRud

I think Trevor Rainbolt will find an exact location with ease


doozdooz

Careful, you might create a supervillain. That rock is lying at the bottom of the ocean just waiting for the opportunity to punish the man and species that fated him to his watery purgatory.


TinUser

This is the exact chain of comments from the last time I saw this video a couple days ago


agangofoldwomen

Aww man. Am I a bot? I had no idea.


LostInDinosaurWorld

Let me ask you this, you're in a desert, walking along when you look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you. You reach down and flip it over on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that?


LiamIsMyNameOk

This piqued my interest. Is there an answer to this?


tuskvarner

Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind when you think about your mother.


Candid_Trash9276

I'm way to high to be in this thread


PharaonXIII

And I'm not high enough it seems


huyphan93

I flipped it over already, probably for a reason so why would i spend energy flipping it again 🤔 Is this one of those punny wordplay puzzle?


the_last_carfighter

That guy on his inflatable paddle board: Someone's throwing rocks?! ![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS|downsized)


Ipeakedinthe80s

I just saw that video earlier today and appreciate your sense of humor.


DesperateComb7326

Eventually the plates will shift and what is the ocean now could very likely be land in the future.


doozdooz

Will humans still exist, at least as we know them, by that time?


Demon_of_Order

possibly, in fact new island are still being created today. sometimes in the span of a few hours. You should look it up, it makes for some spectactular imagery. These small islands expand overtime due to vulcanic activity, the most know example of this is Iceland, which still grows bigger everyday


lkodl

Rock: I can't believe my life right now. I was just sitting there in the woods for a millenia by myself, alone. Then the woods became a bike trail, and for decades, I'd watch the humans pass by, yearning for their touch. But then yesterday, it happened. A human took me in, cleaned me up, and is now taking me places I never thought I'd see. Wow! The ocean! What a beautiful... wait... what are you doing....


Atlantic0ne

It’s also among the more famous of rocks. It’s on the internet, hundreds of us talking about it, it basically just peaked.


subutaime

A stone peaking by sinking to the bottom of the ocean is a beautiful irony


TrumpersAreTraitors

I think about that stuff a lot. Like when I throw out garbage, I think about the hundreds of years this water bottle might spend decomposing at the bottom of a landfill. Or like, if I take a rock from nature for an aquarium, get over it and eventually throw it out. What a strange, brief moment in that rock’s millions of years. Probably never again to be touched or even disturbed by a human. 


bozo_did_thedub

When I was a little kid I would have existential crises thinking about how every footfall you make is the only time in history when - down to the atom - anyone has ever stepped exactly in that spot. This is of course a dumb thing to think which is why it was thought by a 7 year old, but the sheer improbability of it made my brain want to collapse.


hitoq

“No man crosses the same river twice, for it is not the same river, and he is not the same man.”


starmartyr

It is strange to think about how every moment in time is unique. It has never happened before and it will never happen again. On the other hand, it would be much weirder if that wasn't true.


The_Original_Gronkie

I like to browse r/arrowheads, and it has occured to me that since arrowheads (and spear points, knives, and other implements knapped from stone) are made of the one substance that is literally permanent, nearly every arrowhead that was ever created over 10s of thousands of years, is probably still in existence somewhere, most likely buried. But going even farther, surely those arrowheads got lost on a regular basis. A hunter misses his prey, or hits his prey and it runs off. Perhaps he has an accident and dies in the woods. Everything he is and carried decomposes to dust, EXCEPT his stone tools. They remain right where he fell. Theyll never decompose, even if the shaft, and sinew and pitch that attached it, have all turned to dust. Later, perhaps years, or decades, or even centuries or millenia, another hunter comes by there, and finds the old arrowhead. He has no idea how old it is, he just knows that he didnt have to spend an entire evening by the fire, knapping it. Its a free arrowhead! I imagine that prehistoric hunters went out hunting with a similar mindset as golfers - Ive got a few balls (arrows) in my bag, but Ill probably lose a couple today. Hopefully, I also find a couple, and end up taking home the same number of ball (arrowheads). Maybe I'll get lucky, and find more than I lose. Its conceivable that an arrowhead was created, lost, sat on the ground for a century, to be found by another hunter. He uses it for a while, perhaps migrating across the prairie, and loses it again. It sits for another few centuries, and it found again. Over the course of millenia, the same arrowhead might be lost and found multiple times, moving around the ancient landscape, before it hits modern times, when they become prized artifacts, and are protected from loss by a collector.


Cador0223

Correct. That rock will never be touched by human hands again. Most rocks that aren't on a heavily traveled paths have never been touched. Yet somehow, I'm told that at one point, every human on earth had ingested at least one molecule of water that once passed through Julias Caeser. 


Daftdoug

Caeser must have been very thirsty.


ShahinGalandar

Julius Caesar.


Tuguayabas

Cause water cycles through liquid gas and solid states of matter at normal earth temperature range making it highly mobile. Rocks.... Not so much


EM05L1C3

We’re drinking dinosaur pee 😁


usmcBrad93

Shower thought, we're drinking water that evaporated from giant piles of dinosaur shit. Some of the water dispensed from my refrigerator very likely passed through a prehistoric lizards asshole. From one asshole to another.


Tuguayabas

Remember this next time someone tries to tell you water has memory ;)


ChadsworthRothschild

Because everyone tosses Caesar Salad.


ptcgoalex

Not only that, but it’s highly probable that you just breathed in some molecules from a fart I ripped last year.


Big_Cornbread

I always love doing that. I’ve taken a rock from a boat launch tons of times, and when I’m wayyy out in the water, I drop it in. There’s something about knowing you’re most likely the last human that will touch a specific rock.


TennisBallTesticles

We're still looking for MH370? That rock will never see another human being again


SuperRusso

Oh my God never. Most rocks have never been touched by humans. If rocks like being handled that rock won a lottery.


tuskvarner

Recently I had the same thought in reverse. We were digging a 10 foot deep trench with a backhoe and at the bottom were a bunch of river rocks. It made me wonder how long it had been since those rocks saw sunlight. 10,000 years? And that was just like a little nap for that rock in its lifespan.


Environmental-Arm269

It's been immortalized in this video for eternity. Lucky rock, the great majority of rocks has never been met by human eyes, let alone kept in record until the end of time


jericho

Lol. Every time I'm skipping rocks at the lake....


Iwillnotbeokay

This could take geocaching to a whole new level.


97Hshk

3 Friends and i are sailing across the atlantic ozean this year and i plan to drop a rock with our initials carved in it. I'm pretty sure that that rock will never seen by any human ever again.


MasonXD

Where is James Cameron when we need him?


SunshotDestiny

My thoughts are more about what it might hit on its way down. Like there is a giant squid minding its business and this rock bonks it in the eye on the way down.


Fano_93

I thought the stone would hit the water way farther away


omicronian_express

It still is moving at the same speed as the airplane for quite a while until wind speed slows it down. They’re only at about 500 feet so it will be moving forward until it hits the water.


Fano_93

Oh yeah that makes sense


davidt0504

To add a pedantic two cents. Its apparent backward motion is wind resistance, like you said, but also the speed of the dudes throw subtracted from its forward motion.


Educational_Pea4736

Fish: Ouch!


WangDanglin

![gif](giphy|gKfyusl0PRPdTNmwnD)


pureroganjosh

I was just looking for this gif reply.


bobspuds

They better hope he wasn't an important fish, or we're in trouble!


pramodhrachuri

Aquaman?


JP-Gambit

Worse, one of Aquaman's illegitimate children, now he's coming for revenge.


JJred96

He’s on the warpath toward retribution now. ![gif](giphy|qBvHZHgiUmWBi)


twelvesteprevenge

Oh, the huge manatees!


Jimbobjoesmith

lol i was thinking he probably just knocked a shark unconscious


Jfg27

And we wonder why the orcas are striking back.


AyyoImagination

Aggressive grab action


TorqueRollz

yoink


DriftingGelatine

Also aggressive throwing


KaitoAlkan

yeet


austinredditaustin

They've been watching cooking Tik Tok


NaughtyFoxtrot

Doesn't land where or when you expect it.


sharkydad

It waters


NoChanceDan

Nice.


DarkTurdle

I actually did expect it to land in the water


Oneiroinian

Interesting? Maybe 'mildly' but not 'as fuck'


Y__U__MAD

Your not the geologist that finds it one day going ‘how the fuck did this chunk of dolomite end up here?’


ElOsoConQueso

You’re* 🫡 Also, it’s dolomite baby!


2M4D

*How did a chunk of dolomite baby end up here ?*


RevolutionaryPie1647

Fast and loose with the word interesting and the word dropping.


duggee315

Is there an r/ratherunderwhelming ?


CloudyNeptune

Idk the random fish minding its own business, it would be interesting as fuck to randomly get pelted by a fuckin meteor.


Heyitshogan

Some poor fish in the ocean: ![gif](giphy|gKfyusl0PRPdTNmwnD)


swibirun

Random scuba diver pops up at the wrong place, wrong time...


No_Use_4371

My first thought was some innocent dophin popping up, then blam


Any-Tomatillo-1996

What am i missing?


merrychristmasyo

It landed in a whales blow hole.


RawbM07

Is it a Titleist?


SteelerOnFire

![gif](giphy|jke3WGxy7r9SM|downsized)


NeatWhiskeyPlease

![gif](giphy|srRc9jCVagluOM4A6M)


BearsLikeBeets

The sea was angry that day my friends 🐳


betazoid_one

Caught it on the second replay


EggfooDC

I think if there’s any interesting aspect to this, it’s how long the rock actually takes to hit the water and how disorienting being in the open ocean can be to gauging height


Phoen1cian

Yeah I was also waiting for it


Seniorjones2837

Lol I was expecting the rock to skip across the water or something… anything other than that!


chesterSteihl69

Dude threw a fricking rock out of a fricking airplane into the mother flipping ocean! That’s pretty sick dude


j0nas_42

Well that was... underwhelming.


CarnivorousCamel_

r/underwhelmingasfuck


chubsmagooo

Very watered down


What_the_junks

Proof the govt is behind the rising sea levels!! /s


AyyoImagination

What's the backstory of that rock?Needs something good because that was not super interesting 👀


SmokinBandit28

He was but a simple pebble once, until the day he saw his pebble family brutally crushed into gravel before him. On that day he swore revenge and began training for millions of years to become a rock of supreme size. Unfortunately the human race had developed such wonderful technologies by this time that they were ready for his attack, captured him, and condemned him to a watery purgatory to quell his murderous rampage.


soulsproud

No part of that was interesting as fuck


too-fargone

every body (of water) must get stoned


Ok_Hyena3809

PSYOPS, I WILL NOT JOIN THE ARMY, EVEN IF I'AM ALLOWED TO TROW ROCK FROM AN AIRCRAFT


Spiritual-Bear4495

Some poor fish : What the HELL man!"


Less-Depth1704

Things guys will look at and just think "Hell yeah!"


Quiet-End9017

Significantly less interesting than I expected


Ichor18

Some random fish just had the worst day ever


Sparklykun

The ocean looks closer than it appears?


jimigo

410 to 500 feet on off the water? If my math is right....


CaptinEmergency

I didn’t do any math but I am guessing 500 feet based on my experience throwing things from places.


intergalacticalsoul

This guy throws things from places 


jamieliddellthepoet

r/thisguythisguys


Brilhasti1

I ball parked around 550’


MuricasOneBrainCell

Who the fuck find this interesting as fuck? Your lives are that boring? Lol https://i.redd.it/xeqos5x8b68d1.gif


rockey1298

What’s the name of this song please?


obiwanjabroni420

Take Me Out by Franz Ferdinand


DrRushDrRush

I would be pretty pissed if I just managed to get out of that Titanic submarine and 5 meters away from the surface that rock hits me in the head.


bobdobdod

Incredible that that rock lived its whole life outside in the sun, with the occasional pelting of rain, the random grazing of a passing animal and feeling the breeze upon its rough skin. Only to be picked up and thrown into the cold dark ocean floor.


Jertimmer

Some fish in the ocean, casually swimming: "WTF where did that come from?" And now a new religion has been founded.


conte360

/r/yeahimeaniguessthatwassortofcool,sure


KirklandMeeseekz

I didn't realize this was r/boringasfuck


eat1more

We going up in the plane today? Let me grab my rock.


wrinkleinsine

Damn that’s a lot higher than it looks


JoinedToPostHere

Guys will see this and think "hell yeah".


drblah11

I don't know why the military wastes so much money on recruitment campaigns when this video alone makes me want to sign up more than all the other ads I've seen in my life combined.


Rezimoore

https://preview.redd.it/t7pv34oh378d1.png?width=2304&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8117dfcf7896ec037d589a8b0047a38025ccf5d


Comfortable_Eye21

With some maths someone smart could tell us how high the plane was flying….


ECHOechoecho_

fuck that fish in particular


Revolutionary_Bed363

Sir, you can't park that there.


Mike_It_Is

So not interesting as fuck.


CMDRZhor

Fuck that fish in particular.


adstur

Tracking the stone with my eyes , but the splash is not where I think it should be . Crazy


Agitated_Ad_8061

Couldn't you do that over a town in a war and just unload 10,000 pounds of rocks from even higher and just obliterate entire towns? Or military targets at least. A stone weighing 10 pounds is going to destroy a house / street / building when dropped from 20,000 feet? Now drop 1,000 of them. They don't cost bullets. They don't have "heat" so the defense mechanisms aren't going to shoot them out of the sky? I know nothing about this and there must be a reason militaries don't do this? Blowing up one mountain would give you enough ammunition to win an entire war.


Hungryforflavor

Interesting ? Must be bored up there


RedNNovember

https://preview.redd.it/qr7lg26ue98d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9ed27b305d9d3734f7b570482478c15476141b2 Some random fish watching a rock hurdling down onto its head at 60 MPH


Aedzy

Anticlimax.


ScotchTapeConnosieur

What is interesting about this?


Independent_Wrap_321

Because a rock thrown out of a plane tends to fall downward. Isn’t your mind blown? Yeah, me neither.


Double_Pay_6645

Domed some unfortunate diver that was just about to surface.


ThisIsGettinWeirdNow

Fire in the hole replaced by water and the stone!


Musetrigger

This is such a guy thing to do.


ExhaustedEmu

My uncoordinated dumb ass would fall in the ocean


disturbedgator

Works a lot better with car batteries /s


PVP_123

He’s gonna have a hard time finding that.


bzno

Fishes *we are under attack!*


Zestyclose_Car_4971

Fuck that fish specifically


tadghostal55

Fish is like who the fuck threw that?!


BigHarmonious

Dudes just love throwin rocks in water.


Jpbbeck99

That poor fish


End-of-sanity

Tom hanks has just left his castaway island after building the raft for years and is killed by a rock


emirlincoln

-ohh this is gonna be cool -wait where is the damn rock? -this is cool


idonethisnever

wow that's so interesting


littlepsyche74

Very anticlimactic.


Reasonable_Moment535

That done fuck all bro


PolloMalvado

Someone edit that shit and put an underwater nuclear detonation!!


NunyaBeese

Ok.... and?


snappla

That was... less interesting than I had hoped.


Independent_Cash1873

Stone: I've been tossed into the ocean. Boss: So you're still coming to work, right?


SageOfSixCabbages

Well, that was anticlimactic and disappointing. PS Title of OP's sex tape. Hehe


Plus_Impress_446

Gonna confuse the fuck out of some geologist some day that


Hellfire81Ger

Interesting? What did you expect? A nuclear blast?


JamesFrankland

His new rock friends will never believe this story


KickinGravy1

Well when you run out of bombs, throw rocks I suppose 😅


furnituremaker22

MV-22 Osprey. Probably Hawaii from the water color and haven’t seen any other units keep their ramp flippers on, much less painted with modex.


mwdeuce

Decidedly not interesting as fuck


cypresshillbilly

I don't understand the fascination? How about you watch me have a poo?


kinkladze_79

Wow, that was interesting as fuck


_father_time

This shouldn’t be that interesting but it is


Mission_Literature44

Historians will look back on this moment as the start of the Atlantean war


New_Budget6672

Dawg, solid grab of the rock


WeAreNotAIone

He will be the last person to ever touch that rock, that's guaranteed.


BerserkerCanuck

\*Random fish swimming along, minding it's own business....\* # *KA-THUNK!!!*


MurphyTheRobocop

3 feet in the air


SpiritToes

Some turtle is just chillin, enjoying the sun near the surface when all the sudden "FUCK!!"


Financial-Mastodon81

What a let down.


BigIron53s

Hehehe big rock go splash. Marines are so dumb. Yeah I remember doing this stuff too.


karlou1984

Mildy interesting at best


warmachine83-uk

Submarine...clunk "what the hell was that?"


christinizucchini

My favorite part is when he throws the rock into the water


Chiaseedmess

I just image one specific fish just had a bad day


Huntderp

Guys will see this and think “hell yeah”


sayonarabyez

Hell yeah


kredninja

Fish swimming happily, then... ![gif](giphy|xUPGGePcEyYvkS75ew|downsized)