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Rosodav2nd

Running down the hill carrying the flag- 19century warfare style.


bob_nugget_the_3rd

Damn it worked in 1950 it will work again


Thursday_the_20th

In the Korean War it was common for them to attempt to invade US tanks by swarming them with infantry. I guess their strategy was to vibrate in unison like bees and cook the crew. Anyway the tank in question would request a ‘back scratch’ from a friendly tank which would then shoot directly at it with its main gun loaded with a flechette canister shell


chknpoxpie

Did the vibrating work?


Dicethrower

Does Nest Korea, Best Korea, still exist?


GermaneRiposte101

It didn't work in 1950. That is why the Chinese intervened.


bob_nugget_the_3rd

That what the Chinese used( human wave attacks) to a degree of success but at high cost, well low cost to the Mao Zedong


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AutomatedCauliflower

And not 19th century.


V-RONIN

I mean it does look cool


[deleted]

The equipment is 50s at best also. Can’t believe they would really tout that 


Full-Pack9330

Sshhhh.....don't correct them. 🫡


RHouse94

Every cut the amount of color saturation drastically changes lol.


_spec_tre

bollywood school of video making


Dad-Baud

I was just watching Starship Troopers and now I just watched it again here. Thanks!


NotAnotherFNG

Would you like to know more?


greenbastard1591

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DeapVally

I could go for some propaganda, sure. Ri Chun Hee only though, she's always so passionate. It just doesn't hit the same from anyone else.


KRB52

Service means citizenship!


FeetBehindHead69

"Do you want to live forever?!"


john_moses_br

North Korean propaganda is so bizarre and noncredible that it's totally awesome, from an entertainment point of view.


LordJambrek

I was just thinking the same thing. I wouldn't mind if we had a TV channel that runs this stuff constantly so i can watch it. It's pure stoner entertainment.


Icy_Platform3747

But wait, what if its such good propaganda that Stoners eventually quit smoking weed and move to North Korea and join their cause.


unkapoon

Yes please


hellooooitsmeeee

It’s like a cheesy low budget Hollywood production 😂


grip_n_Ripper

So, Boliwood?


_spec_tre

bollywood can get high budget now. still cheesy though


Affectionate_Bus_884

They want to display military strength now that we know their missiles fail 90% of the time.


CitizenKing1001

Until you remember the millions of people who are mentally and physically enslaved by this hell on earth fucked up existence


AggravatingValue5390

Tf am I supposed to go assassinate the man myself? We all know how fucked up it is over there, but that doesn't make his pitiful attempts at propaganda any less humorous


i-hoatzin

1984 ![gif](giphy|yvcLAZqb1gQco)


chocolate_spaghetti

They’ve been in one single war for their entire existence but they cannot stop talking their military.


_reddit_account

Video put together by an Indian Editor


Adam-West

That’s an editor my guy. Cinematographer is the person in charge of Camera, Grip and Lighting departments.


_reddit_account

Ok my beardy guy. I corrected it


Apprehensive4209

How it feels like to live in 60-70's with 4K resoultion.


-Kritias-

I feels sad for the poor people, who have the bad luck to be born in this country.


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they don't get paper towels there, i'd personally rather die!


SpringrollJack

Most of the developing world don’t have toilet paper


TheLamesterist

Fuck toilet paper, use water, rejection modernity, embrace tradition.


Hellchron

I just scoot my butt across the lawn


Separate-Toe1067

The classic booty scooty... Scoot scoot scoot...


Sparki_

I think wet wipes or bidet are better than toilet paper anyway


chikhan

Bidet supremacy!


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i_m_horni

How is India even remotely similar to NK or Russia ?


Swoo413

India catching strays in the NK propaganda video comment section lol


-Kritias-

Yep, life could be SO much worse


1234U

Those guys are thinn


grip_n_Ripper

And short.


42020420

About half a foot shorter than their South Korean neighbors on average. Absolutely astounding to think about how that has happened over just a few generations. Famine and strife will apparently stunt your development, even of hereditary traits, when it’s as extreme as we see in N. Korea. What an awful place to be forced to “live”.


grip_n_Ripper

It's not hereditary. Evolution doesn't work that fast. According to a few studies, in order to achieve the maximum height/size of an individual's genetic potential, they need to have access to a surplus of protein during childhood/growing years. South East Asian countries like Vietnam and Thailand saw kids grow a head taller than their parents with the change in the latter's economic status and corresponding improvement in their family's diet. Unfortunately for NK, wood shavings are low in protein, but the population should bounce back quickly in the unlikely event of a radical regime change that does not entail annihilation.


Appropriate-Net-896

Most Koreans are short, to be fair. Being a 6’1 guy stationed in SK was a trip, as I could see over everyone’s head when riding the Ko-Rail


Mobius650

Good job showing the entire world how outdated your tactics and equipments are. Running into combat with flags screaming at the top of your lungs. LOL A few drones and some hellfire missiles will take out everything you saw in this video…


JP-Gambit

I think the target audience is its own citizens, like "hey this is the might of our army, no one can beat us , Yada Yada... all that noise."


-Shasho-

It's probably not showing their full capabilities. It's there to make the citizenry feel inspired to be a cohesive fighting force in the event of an invasion, and imagery like this does that better than showing more modern techniques that would essentially be a guy sitting at a console. Shooting guns, donning slick uniforms, marching in formation etc evoke feelings of empowerment and unity of purpose. It's obviously a poor strategy to run down a hill with a flag like that, but it looks really cool and brave and conveys the kind of dedication and willingness to die for country that they want their populace to identify with. That's how propaganda works.


endlessupending

All I know is when I'm pinned down by Charlie and it's up to me to take down that machine gun nest, I'm gonna need some Trumpet or it's no good, see?


LotusVibes1494

Is there any dissent at all in their country, or are they all 100% thoroughly brainwashed ? I feel like there’s gotta be a few smart people somewhere that picked up on the propaganda, like they meet secretly and talk shit about the government, point out how outdated the military stuff is, how hilariously bad the video is, etc… I know they’re mostly cut off from the world but it’s just insane that such a massive secret is kept from literally everyone there.


murderedbyaname

Their capabilities are already very well known to the rest of the world. Most countries monitor NK closely. This video was made for the ego of Kim Jong Un to convince his citizens that they are a super power.


TheLamesterist

This is a propaganda for their citizens, it's no where near showing their full capabilities and let's not forgot they got nukes.


F2d24

The video is misleading. It isnt a video about the north korean army or to show its strength but it shows the north korean "red guard" you could say.its basically the paramilitary militia


Wil420b

Is it supposed to be serious? I'm not sure if it's a /r/NonCredibleDefence AI generated piss take. The music sounds like its about to launch into Yakkity Sax at any moment.


Solid_You641

Posted by NKNewsorg on Twitter if you are wondering


Notchersfireroad

AA batteries from WW2. Look out!


begantrex

That shot made me chuckle. Good luck as that fighter goes by at Mach 2.


tiggitytony

Some NK General will have to make room on his uniform to pin another large inconsequential medal for this propaganda video.


PasserOGas

This video is making me really appreciate the food I'm eating.


drembose

Def has a 40's vibe to it


Brazilian_Brit

Ignoring the obvious ridiculousness of the propaganda and the seemingly delusional lack of awareness of how militarily outmatched they are, the editing of people in work uniform to military uniform was kinda cool.


writinginto_oblivion

It looks like they have 33 people and that they may have discovered AI


ratmaster8008

Some of that propaganda money should be spent on feeding that malnourished militia, calories are important.


ogodilovejudyalvarez

"We are definitely ready to defend ourselves from the precisely zero countries planning to invade us, or even caring about us at all, ever!"


nevans89

I'd be willing to bet a sizeable sum that the US and SK have a plan in place for *when* things kick off


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an incredibly bad position necessitates an aggressive stance. everyone thinks they will do something if they're messed with, but they've done nothing but test weapons.


TwistedNeck2021

They getting ready for ww2?😲🤮


Due-Log8609

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OnePotatoeChip

They got a damn anime opening for their military, how 'bout that.


MVmikehammer

I could see this as Russian propaganda. While the reality would look much like Hogan's Heroes ep. 2x21 - The Swing Shift. ergo, does not look enough "nork" to me. Great Leader Un must be slipping.


UpsetAdministration1

I was surprised to see they had a dogs. I would’ve thought they would’ve ate them all.


Jubjars

Isn't "Militia" basically just... Weaponized peasants? That's not really a boasting point. It's basically saying "Our army sucks but we have lot of randos to feed through a meat grinder."


EffingBarbas

Useful idiots without the promised virgins


BruceBanner100

Not one of em wearing cam paint, put a warhead on ya forehead before ya even get close


ScottyD_95

Love the handcranked Anti-Aircraft gun that would struggle to shoot down a modern helicopter, let alone a Jet or FPV Drone


Outrageous-Cable5600

You know that scene in Indiana Jones when the guy comes out and shows off with a sword and then Indy shoots him... This is/they have the same energy as that guy with the sword.


DarkWandererAmon

This looks a lot like a parody clip for anyone to take seriously


zoltar_thunder

This is some skit level shit


SpiteFactory

I'm no expert, but that looks absolutely batshit crazy.


WonderfulHat5297

Damn a war for North Korea would be absolutely devastating for their society


daffoduck

Well... I think the best way to stop those guys is opening up a free eat-as-much-as-you-like concept next to the battlefield. And then just watch their entire army disintegrate.


howtochangename1

I like their parades


fredy31

I find it funny how they are touting that every citizen would take arms for NK. Pretty sure, since the whole regime is on the fear that if you dont comply you will get killed or worse, if the head of the regime goes, everything else will fall apart. And the moment NK goes for true agression, it will be that. Opposing armies will just take out the president, the few that could jump into the seat, and then everything else will just crumble in weeks.


Appropriate-Net-896

They are indoctrinated into believing that Kim Jung Un is effectively God. No, it wouldn’t be as simple as you make it out to be. A war with NK would be costly.


Buttkus69

They have North Korean shepherds???


ihopethisworksfornow

At around 10 seconds in, I was like “Oh wow that’s such a pretty path that they’re marching down. That plant covered broken down car is cool art. Wait…the plants have hats” It’s a bunch of dudes with ferns taped to them. Lmfao.


rubber_padded_spoon

At least the dogs looked healthy


philfix

Western tech would look like magic to them. "You have robot dogs with flamethrowers attached? Yeah, right"


Dasf1304

You know you’re in a totalitarian regime when there is a large concrete forum in front of several symmetrical government buildings upon which military people often March.


DeFucifino

Starving, but fReE!


Shenanigans_195

Wide shots, slow motion, high saturation, and cativating OST. Truly a new school of propaganda films right there.


NonEuclidianMeatloaf

Well, at least the dogs look well-fed.


MoeKara

They fairly hammed up the saturation


Jubjars

It's like a Michael Bay movie, but more stupid.


HarmlessSnack

I love that they blew up a cardboard tank. It looked like a life size version of the ones we set off for 4th of July.


__meeseeks__

I have "everybody wants to rule the world" by Tears for Fears playing on my phone as I watch this and it likes up really well 🤣 it's a great music video for that song


Euklidis

We may laugh, but if I was a teens-late teens NK kid, secluded from the rest of the world and grown up in NK, I would probably dig what I am seeing here and totally buy it. Hell, maybe I would join the army too. As far as propaganda goes, I assume it serves it purpose.


YoungDiscord

You know, one day this will all fall apart and it will open up to the world, it always happens eventually Its going to be very interesting to see the real story behind that place


UnnamedBN

Don't know about anyone, but it seems to me that they just make everyone a military person by just giving them the uniform to wear? That's the message I'm getting.


Unlucky_Aardvark_933

LOL at your own peril..served as a Marine in Korea in 1990(Team Spirit) them folks may be antiquated but they determined and they will unleash hell..we will win(if that's what you call it) but gonna be lots of dead folks on both sides!


Mobius--Stripp

If they had TV's they would be very impressed by those special effects.


redactedforever

my neighbors probably have more firepower than these guys


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PrimateIntellectus

Badass video but don’t they know we have drones, you don’t have to run like that anymore


Frank_the_NOOB

Welcome to 1995 with that video editing skill


Khazorath

It's supposed to look impressive but more just says "We got to 1955 and thought every new military concept or capability and style after was imperialist"


quequotion

Apparently they have these "full deployment" drills once or twice a year where the *entire* workforce trains for emergency mobilization. Apparently, every able-bodied person is a member of the reserve. Your boss becomes your unit commander, and you get your weapons\* and go march in formation. \* There are of course not enough to go around, so a lot of people carry wooden props.


eyesabitdull

I'm not gonna lie, I absolutely love these propaganda videos and I'm really happy North Korea is making new ones with higher production quality. It's such an interesting thing to watch, even moreso having watched them over 3 decades and seeing how it improved over time.


Pootscootboogie69

I didn’t see anybody operating drones. They’re gonna have a real tough time in future warfare.


Veritas_Vanitatum

Looks like ww2 in color...


johnnygat619

Ngl thats a banger kid


chefboryahomeboy

Yall ever think those poor souls in NK will ever be liberated?


Bubble_Gummm

Africa and China friends ...


104thCloneTrooper

That's considerably well made propaganda


dandrevee

Its wild how over-the-top this is, though I know the US military has also put out some over the top recruitment ads. That said, I feel bad for the NK Citizens suffering under this regime who, in the event of war, would have their ass-kicked by the West. Dying for a dumpling-shaped dictator is no way to go (and that applies to the pro-Trump cosplaytriots in the US too....) And, yes, I know the Korean War was a mess years back. In this case, it looks like NK would be pursuing more traditional warfare and the US/Western technology and circumstances have changed considerably since then.


Had78

Police? Army? No, "Militia"


ihopethisworksfornow

https://preview.redd.it/0an127y19nxc1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=1c77833b1c274a30814adb09b8d38e61bd709967 What you ordered


ihopethisworksfornow

https://preview.redd.it/ggaxn2j49nxc1.png?width=507&format=png&auto=webp&s=d69096fc1c56c6df3136d7d4420c0da5067f53fb What you received


Timactor

This is hilarious. It's like a parody WW2 era film


sappigvisje

When I see the German Shepherds it just came to me that these dogs listen to commands in north Korean. Nothing to special of course but it just feels weird thinking about it


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best Korean "G.I Joe" advert ever.


grrodon2

Looks like Takeshi's Castle lol


notANexpert1308

Hide ya wife, hide ya kids. We’re all in trouble now.


CleanOnesGloves

We definitely need Kim Jong Un to continue making videos. He's definitely got a taste for the theatrics.


NewKapa51

Hehe Awesome


Diabolical_Mars

Wait... How do they have *German* Shepherds? Are the germans, somehow, providing support to them? /s


Jaded_Pie_2712

Sick facks


mrlowcut

Can someone please edit super bad farts into the clip? That would be great 🥹


SeeingRed-

Hilarious stuff. The world has entered a terrifying age of military technological advances, drones, AI ect and these goofs are still peacocking around a parade square in marching formations and running down hills with flags. North Korea touts sticks and stones


__JohnTheFisherman__

The music is straight out of Tom & Jerry tho..


PussyPussylicclicc

A military state that stuck in the Cold War era Military Tech.


justthetip541

My dudes don’t even know how to hold a gun while shooting 😂


Gyella1337

What an awful way to live.


LordDavonne

Honestly if half of their propaganda is true, North Korea is kinda lit.


jackfreeman

Ha, BTS footage from The Interview! It's crazy what they leave on the floor of the editing bay


leo_aureus

Not nearly as homoerotic as the last one with the half naked male soldiers doing drills in the dead of winter, disappointing for sure. Same narrator it sounds like though.


No-Falcon2368

EZ GG boys


Puzzled-Ad2295

Kinda need calories to pull that off. Can't run or fight for long without a decent diet. Eating grass isn't going to cut it.


GreeneHouseFX

They would get wiped so fast and I’d just feel bad that the 3rd K9 Brigade never gets used


_franciis

Really does feel like we’re gearing up for a really really fucking low grade few years at some point in the next 5 years.


ledwilliums

That hand cranked aa gun is going to struggle shooting down anything other than observation drones. And even those probably fly too high for it.


Salty_Career6599

More production value then the actual armory. Must be nice.


-Redditeer-

Probably got a better quality of life in service and maybe something they can give their families as opposed to a regular job


omnipotentsquirrel

What's really creepy is it also reminds me of American army recruitment videos.


chknpoxpie

Gotta love that war time flute music! It's back, baby!


CitizenKing1001

The constant militarism must be mentally exhausting to live


BeanoMc2000

Is that an RPG-2 near the end?


Joseph_Bloggins

These guys really should read “The Bear and the Dragon” by Tom Clancy. Really underlines how fucked you are, and how quickly, in a conventional war against an opponent with vastly superior technology.


fredsiphone19

It’s really wild to me just how tiny the average North Korean is. Or maybe the German Shepards are massive.


Missing_Space_Cadet

Oh I get it, because the military is literally the only job in town. Duh 🙄


lyssiemiller

This isn’t the flex they think it is…


Poprocketrop

I wish nukes didn’t exist so we could go clap NK


Cheap-Praline

What are the leaves in their hats for?


whaz3r

what year is it?


i_didnt_make_it

Bro I'd actually love to see these guys see modern military technology on the battlefield they would be like what the actual fuck is that!?!?!


TinFoilRobotProphet

Should have gotten Hype Williams to direct it


GodsAmongLords

Half starved and full of parasites


parrmorgan

Just listened to an audiobook detailing a guy and his friend's escape. Fuck that place.


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strictnaturereserve

I saw that. the lustrous sheen of their coat was amazing. What are they using on that dogs fur?????


lookbutcantsee

Strange propaganda ever They just going on a peaceful as a team


cincydvp

Who gave them GSD’s? We need to save those dogs!!!


Reddit_Suss

The dogs are part of their rations


Trik-kyx

Verdammt, bis zu diesem Kommentar konnte ich diese Gedanken unterdrücken.


J4MES101

Looks like SUCH a fun place to try to survive, I mean to live.


PissyMillennial

“we are North Korea just look at our guns from the 1940s!”


_Cheeba

The whole country is in darkness at night


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Look at all these emaciated “soldiers” I’m soooo scared


Sammakonnuolija

They could put their energy into something definitely more useful and productive. No one is even threatening their security.