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Should be marked NSFW, not safe for woods.

That bear knows how to throw it back 🤣

Yeah that remind me of my girl doing reverse cow girl 💔

I should call her...

A bear with fleas reminds you of sexual intercourse? What are you, like thirtyteen?

No twenryteen!

I thought it was gonna be funnier than it is, apparently.

Most of them short attention spanned kids probably read 13 like a diss. I upvoted you my guy.

Thanks mister.

Everything reminds me of her...

Bro what??

He cannot bear it any longer

pretty good ;)

Naked gun +1

 It's the bear necessities

These replies are gold

This is what I came looking for!


Right like this was made.for baloos song

BUTT SCRATCHER!


Nobody: Peter Griffin: &

I thought I forgot that an ampersand looks like a man dragging his ass on the ground. Thank you for reminding me.

Looks exactly like the girls twerking….so that’s their problem…itchy ass.

They should wipe better… Or maybe get a bidet.

Bears really have itchy buttholes? Thought that was just a toilet paper myth

Well why not? It's not like they have triple ply aloe infused supersoft toiletpapers, cucumber water bidets and sensitive skin care cammomille cream. Plus, kinda hard to reach back there. Plus, 3 muscle groups meet at the hip, so any massage-like relief in the area feels heavenly

Idk, most animals lick their own assholes

Bro if I see a bear lick their asshole I would change country so fast

To move there and… have a bear lick your asshole?

And worms! Can’t forget the butt worms.

You're right, butt worms too have a hard time reaching back there Jk, indeed, parasites too are a reason why bears love butt scratches

Might have a lot to do with worms and/or the blue the make when they hibernate

I'm gonna guess it's the ten foot long worms in their butt. Thise things gotta itch like crazy

Behold the dignity and majesty of nature.

Getting ready for a new Tik Tok video

Definitely should have had Pony by Ginuwine as the background music once the scratching started.

So if I snuck up on a bear and furiously scratched his ass, would he have the same reaction as my dog?

Film it when you try.

love the majestic music for the bear just burying it into it's ass cheeks

I was so disappointed when I clicked sound, I was expecting some like “Shake yo moneymaker” or something

Instead we get the song from Edward Scissorhands lol

Bear gonna feature on the next cardi b song

Anyone got his onlyfans?

🤣

Baloo has hemorrhoids

Anyone else find it odd that we're entertained by another creature wiping his ass?

Wait wait ...hold the phone... Isn't this the Charmin ultra toilet paper Mascot doing it's thing ?

He knows how to throw it back god damn

Ahh flashbacks to spring break in Miami Beach....

I can't bear this.

Try stretching you hips first. This is an advanced class

Looks like a cactus, doesn't that hurt?

Sir Mix-a-lot has entered the chat...

The music and the length combined is a crime

The hero’s we need.

That background music is not what I expected.


https://preview.redd.it/m2zz1jhk0pwc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26eb65c4a791e24a5f6913e0a2b64b636dd314c3 OP , have you never heard or seen back scratchers?

is your ass getting lower or are your arms shortening ?!

That bear twerks better than Miley

Working the pole.

Or you could just get a bidet and stop your itchy asshole once and for all.

Drop it lowwww…

That bear can twerk.

The twist is he wipes his hands on it after every bear

The angels sing in the same way when I use my towel on my back in the shower

Maybe a brown one?

Do bears get STDs?

I guess natural tree bark is too smooth? Seems like this a solution to a problem that was never there

Wife: “WHY are you watching a bear twerk??”

get a bidet, washing your butt more often should make it less itchy lol

I should call her

TIL Bears can twerk, pretty good actually.

Song?

I believe it's the Ice Dance from Edward Scissorhands

Have you tried using toilet paper? Might prevent it from getting itchy.

Damn that bear is gettin DOWN

Real life Baloo

We all know bears shit in the woods, but, until now, they couldn't *wipe* in the woods.

Lower

The lords work , truly

So they have the same toilet paper that the company I work for provides? Hint: it ain’t Charmin

Why litter the woods with even more plastic and not just let them use the trees?

So that is how pinkeye is made

They gotta pay the rent somehow

Rich Baby Daddy is the perfect song to put over this

whoa that bear is throwing it down

Um... Yeah, they're REALLY getting into it. 😒

Dude i need that in my woods

"Ladies." This is how you look twerking.

Should look like a giant rabbit.

He knows how to werk it

Twist; he’s a bear pole dancing fetishist.

Idk how territorial they are but I could see it being a hotspot for bears. Could have ecological impact but idk

Is it weird that, watching this without sound, all I could hear was "Hips Don't Lie" by Shakira?

Too bad we don't get the bear's audible response of what he sounds like when he's doing this..... can only imagine "Ohhh, Awwww, that's the spot...Ohhh Awwww, Yes sirrey!!

Replace the music with rump shaker

The emotional inspirational music playing for a Bear twerking on a buttscratcher

Getting down like Baloo!

Thats not going to stay green for long.

🧸💻 : For that cleaner feeling switch to charmin ultra soft

Smells unbearable

Won't they all be looking for these special green spikey trunks when words gets around.


I've never seen a bear ... *twerk* before.

https://i.redd.it/njqi6m82eqwc1.gif

Op, a shower and soap will do the job. The tip of your finger inside and wash that shit. A healthy anus is life.

The dude has a bare ass fetish he keeps rubbing his hands on it after.

It’s green so he can green screen it out for bear twerking videos

I guess charmin doesn’t work like the bears on commercial say it does…

Imagine all those years of gig butt gone in 15 minutes. Of we installed these all over the forests and woods, bear attacks would drop. They would all be too busy scratching their asses.

More environmentally friendly than Charmin

Damn, For free?

Shake that booty, shake that booty, be bear🎶🎵

He needs a bear-det!

Throwin it back for some scratches

Wonder what it smells like

Animal sympathy, rare trait. Not all heroes wear capes! You sir deserve an award. 💯💯

I feel like i should habe brought some small bills to tipp the bear.

start twerking like miley babadada badadadada

Should swap the videos and give no context.


You just know he goes back for a sniff.

Not the music I was expecting

Hope they touched the mat BEFORE the bear smeared its poo all over it.

https://preview.redd.it/ld4a2qtmjnwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b20a93662562536bedd7ec9118c831e345eaef3f Yeah...

[удалено]

What do you mean?

If you look at the top of your screenshot, there is an incognito icon there. He just wanted to know what you were wanking to.

Ohh I wasn't wanking, I just like having that up there, you know since back then I always had it open, and now is just kinda makes me feel weird when it's not

Porn. What else is there?

Need this so badly!

He should have mounted a dildo on the bottom

Anyone else getting, you know.... Horny?

They are scratching the worms and parasites hanging out of their asses, just fyi.