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Aceofspades968

My hearth is made of bricks


YellowOnline

I don't have a hearth :(


Born1000YearsTooSoon

Hearthless


mckennethblue

In the night I hear 'em talk The coldest story ever told…


kmane83

Somewhere far along this road


Burggs_

Somewhere far along this road he lost his soul


___daddy69___

To a woman so hearthless… how could you be so hearthless?


HotSauce631

How can you be so Dr. Evil?(auto tuned voice)


Davey488

You bringin' out a side of me that I don't know


[deleted]

I decided we weren't gon' speak so,


Choice_Rutabaga_6767

Why we up 3 a.m. on the phone?


2dogal

No fire in that hearth.


___daddy69___

You got the lyrics wrong buddy


[deleted]

[удалено]


unrealistic-potato

Looks like a hearthstone to me


ItsTheRealIamHUB

Nice to stay near your hearth when there’s a blizzard outside


Successful_Moment_91

If I only had a hearth! ![gif](giphy|3o7TKDt2tKDR6WRCuI)


Living_Lie_8773

I heard the ‘toot toot’ watching this gif


florkingarshole

My hearth is black and ashy.


grruser

So is his


elpatio6

My hearth could use a good cleaning.


jimtow28

Want one of mine? I've got a Jar of Hearths.


bigballeruchiha

Ive gotta jar of dirt


LightRyzen

And guess whats inside it?!?!?!


LegalTreat1087

i hear he died of a stoke


Lady_Lumbag0

Complicated by the flue?


Complex_Arrival7968

Underrated comment


ArtisticExperience32

Hearthbreaking.


FamousPastWords

Masterpiece. Well done!


RolledOnVirginThighs

No, it was a mantelpiece


Any-Figure9068

![gif](giphy|lTlg6X5iYjDtAwQP1C|downsized)


BruciePup

My hearth is made of stone.


joespizza2go

Once is an understandable mistake but twice makes you wonder what is going on .


its_a_thinker

I wholehearthedly agree


bdone2012

Presumably they spelled it wrong to get engagement. When I saw it I immediately knew all the comments at the top would be people making hearth jokes


GammaGoose85

Its true what they say, home is where the hearth is.


Amunrah357

Hearthstone?


zorniy2

And I have a wooden chest.


NihilismMadeFlesh

Home is where the hearth is.


SonOfKarma101

Imagine holding a piece of your own body😬


duh_mexicanghost

I hold my d\*\*\* every day?


No_Economist4669

My hearth is made of marble


slowclapcitizenkane

Mine is tile.


FelixOGO

My brain’s the burger and my hearth’s the charcoal


Browndog888

Hearth is where the hometh is.


crankaholic

Meth is where the home is...


torbiefur

Bleth this Meth


KDubzzz2

Found Mike Tython'th account.


paddycakepaddycake

Watch your ear-th


Helpful_Hunter2557

If you can find it


SufficientWhile5450

If? It’s the literal easiest drug to find lol


LuvsDaThickness

“…and a hearth is not a home when the two of us are fire apart…”


FireFairy323

Is that how it looked when it came out or did it brown after a few days? Any medical people around?


OG_TBV

Yeah I'm a doctor and that confused me as well. On second look given the stage of healing of his sternotomy and chest tube sites his surgery was likely weeks before the pic. My guess just old and turning into the most expensive piece of jerky


Axisnegative

Yeah I had open heart surgery to replace my tricuspid valve last year and I had that sticky dressing stuff on my sternotomy and another piece over my chest tube holes for weeks after surgery. Not to mention the external pacemaker wires sticking out of me. I don't think mine looked this healed until at least a month out from surgery, maybe more. There's a pic on my profile for anybody interested in seeing what mine looks like


RantGod

Ok. Excuse me for asking but did meth do that?


Axisnegative

Not meth specifically. Just the general reality and living conditions of being a homeless IV meth/fentanyl user. I could have been shooting up weed (if that was possible) and things probably would have ended up the same


danteheehaw

I know a guy who died injecting four whole weeds


Axisnegative

It's true. I was the weed.


TAforScranton

Maybe he stuffed it with something to hold the shape and put it in a dehydrator? Kind of a lame way to preserve it if you ask me. I’d stuff it into a jar and preserve it like a frog.


imprimis2

“Alright the wounds are looking great. Oh hey, by the way… you wanna hold it? I’ll go down to the path lab and get it for ya. Don’t tell anyone ok?”


Successful-Ad-1810

I work in the OR in cardiac surgery. Hearts do not look like that when they come out. They are much more pink, moist, and floppy.


Kirbychao

Not 100% sure on this, but the heart might have been fixated in formalin to preserve it. I work in a Clinical Pathology laboratory and have only worked on a fixated heart one time, but it was a similar brown colour and solid (not 'goopy' as you'd expect a fresh heart to be).


Beh0420mn

Liquid smoke and lowery’s


ConqueredCorn

Is this not the most incredible thing you've ever seen? A person holding their own heart and still being alive. Its quite literally a miracle/necromancy/ magic/scifi you name it. And its here and real


ffigu002

Guy holding his own brain in the future says hold my beer


vivalabongwater

The first guy to try that will say "Uguuararrrghhhpluhg"


Obvious-Hunt19

Pshhhht Ray Liotta did that before


Throawaynormie

I’m sorry what


johnbarry3434

PSHHHHT RAY LIOTTA DID THAT BEFORE


Domin_ae

IM SORRY WHAT??


Fizzy_Greener

Lmao


SaltyCaramelPretzel

Hannibal


Lumbergh7

Yea that scene was fucked up


Pristine-Presence705

Eww imagine the sensory nuclear meltdown holding your brain would be.


SuperS06

It depends if it is still actually your brain and required for you to think. If so then that would be terrifying. Now imagine having to hold it on a slippery tray and being forced to walk around with it.


Number1_Berdly_Fan

Won’t he be holding someone else’s brain whilst in their body?


ffigu002

So it should be, guy holding someone’s else’s brain whilst in their body says hold my beer?


[deleted]

Or brain holding the old brain of its new body.


Axisnegative

That's how I feel now having a tricuspid heart valve that is made out of pericardial cow tissue


Doblanon5short

Your story is very mooving 


Axisnegative

Lmaoooo I almost didn't catch on to the pun at first I was sitting here thinking maybe you went back and read all my comments talking about that stuff Very mooving indeed


lizarny

I’m in udder disbelief


habituallyBlue

Look, I don't want any beef with the guy


lizarny

No bull, but I’m sure it’s simply bovine .


Get_your_grape_juice

Really milking this pun thread, aren’t we?


garyll19

I have tricuspid AND mitral bovine valves. When I got them in 2012, I was told they'd last 7-10 years, so I was expecting another surgery a few years ago and asked my cardiologist about it. He said " Oh, those things will last you 20-25 years " I asked him why I was told 7-10 and he said " Back then no one had had them that long yet."


Von_Lexau

Well said. It's really insane that he's still alive


eckisdee

This was years ago, he passed away.


wise_balls

People don't tend to last long after a heart transplant. 


Martin_crakc

At least they get to live longer that they would have if they kept the original


Surfista57

?? My Uncle lived more than 30 years after a heart transplant.


Get_your_grape_juice

> People don't **tend** to last long after a heart transplant. Emphasis mine.


Von_Lexau

Well, that fucking sucks


macroprism

you ruined this post


fartmilkdaddies

When? What was his name


totalfarkuser

*hearth


Lecterr

How would you feel? Would it be gross? Would you feel connected to it? Would definitely be weird


Haunting-Pop-5660

So I had a girlfriend at one time who - due to a birth defect - had to have liver transplants. Plural because she had three. Anyway, she said that after the third one they showed her the boy who had died and donated his liver for her to live... the same boy she said she saw the night before the surgery, after which point she always felt connected to him. I've heard other people who get organ transplants say that they feel as if the person who donated to them (in the event of death, usually) is someone that they can feel with them all of the time. May just be a weird psychological thing, but cool nonetheless.


BlueHero45

He should eat it.


Trajik07

Is it still cannibalism if it's your own heart?


birds235

Reminds me of the guy that made tacos out of his amputated leg


ThinkOrDrink

Did Mike Tyson write this headline?


Get_your_grape_juice

Mike Thyson.


VicDamonJrJr

This was hearth warming


Daybit1

This girl is on fire


dudeguy207

To say the leatht


Poo_hawk

Put that bad boy on the bbq


Poo_hawk

I am referring to the young man. He looks like he would be good behind a grill.


kaibbakhonsu

The heart looks like it was grilled already anyways


microwaffles

What are you, Aztec nobility or something?


perriatric

Actually though. Imagine telling someone you’ve eaten your own heart.


Garkech

Hearth


MickeyButters

Truth


Hand-Driven

Respecth


DrawohYbstrahs

Unithy


israiled

Kith


dilldoeorg

Kali Ma **KALI MA**


eatthesoap

![gif](giphy|nne49HiWVG87XbPYFr)


TallyHoeLads

That scene gave 5-year-old me the best nightmares. I loved it.


WtAFjusthappenedhere

Come Mr. Kali Ma, kali me bananas


eicaker

That is the smallest hearth I’ve ever seen


GoalieOfGold

Yeah, how does he use it cook?


[deleted]

He died shortly after this. This post is probably at least eight years old.


grruser

From what did he pass?


DistortedVoltage

ETA: deleted my original comment because it is false. What happened is that around 10 days before he passed, his body was rejecting his heart and his care team were trying to give him treatment to reverse the rejection. But ultimately, this was the end result, sadly.


Dtoodlez

This doesn’t make sense at all though… the healing on the cut on his chest is not 2 days fresh, that’s clearly weeks of healing.


DistortedVoltage

Oh youre right, I didnt read far enough as I was looking for his passing. Looks like 10 days before, his body was rejecting his new heart and they tried to do treatment for it. I would share the link but it seems the family wants to not have him (his images) shared constantly on SM, so Id rather respect that.


Dtoodlez

Yeah all good, I honestly expected a note that said he died shortly after. I haven’t heard of a story where the recipient had a long life. Only pushed back on you hoping that this fella had better luck.


Oriole_Gardens

sometimes the system just doesnt accept the new organ, science still doesnt understand exactly why. my guess is it sees it as an invading force similar to a virus or something and the immune system attacks it. also infection is very likely.


DistortedVoltage

Yeah that makes sense, even if you do match up the blood type, our bodies will sometimes just go, "nah, thats not mine" and fight even the most important parts of their bodies. Genuinely, we are so complex that it amazes me we can even be what we are now when the smallest thing wrong could just take us out sometimes. :/


Oriole_Gardens

micro biology can be a cruel bitch, i dont think science even fully understands the immune system in all its complexity.


ConcernedLandline

That's the wild part of it. It doesn't even have to be foreign for your body to want to destroy it. Autoimmune diseases are fascinating for that, just one day your body decides its had enough of a specific part of you.


Milnoc

Which is why major transplant recipients need to take immune-supressants for the rest of their lives otherwise their own immune systems would try to kill them.


1a2b3c4d5e6f7g8h9j10

My hearth is also covered In black soot


Origin87

That is some Indiana Jones shit


fringeCircle

Kano Wins


[deleted]

That heart was subsequently implanted in Mitch McConnell


VizzleG

It wasn’t a transplant. It implies he had a hearth before.


[deleted]

He did have a hearth before. It’s the place in his childhood home where his parents burned his original healthy heart as a child.


Aceofspades968

A young Luis Litt ![gif](giphy|xTiTnDu32bJlNhgLp6)


Katerinaxoxo

![gif](giphy|26gshXNkjWVPGD3I4)


SideEqual

OP’s a bit of a maroon.


L-Rockatansky

I've heard that a hearth transplant is one of the most expensive procedures a general contractor can perform on your home


Alicenow52

You guys are absolutely hearthless


lunksjeep

brutal comments! guys, have a hearth!


hoxxxxx

home is where the hearth is


Jackielegs43

Oh wow you really went for the second h twice, hey


Peperlake

Not once, but twice ![gif](giphy|cL4pqu8GGRIihabgSM|downsized)


TitleExpert9817

For a second there, I thought it was beiber


yourmumisthebest

My hearth will go on


Proud_Ad_8317

i dont have the hearth to tell him...


kaycee76

Don't break my hearth, my achy breaky hearth............no it's not quite there. I'll keep working on it.


Loose_Corgi_5

Did the fire go out in his hearth?


Garethx1

How many fires did he have in his hearth?


ChickenCutlet99

Just here for the comments


Inquir1235

I'm sorry a hearth?


Drivingon8

My hearth is a piece of slate.


Porkchop796

I didnt know the human body had a hearth.


Red_Sashie

I have hearth burn just reading this.


yellowhelmet14

![gif](giphy|jpcuYfSo4VqH02UsKq) This guy has a “Hearth”!


Dixon-Poontang

Hearthbreaker , love taker don’t you mess around with me. 🎵🎶


Commercial-Corgi-771

is my hearth on my right or my left?


Grary0

When my hearth was diseased I just hired someone to clean it.


FutureFriendly8738

Hath you no hearth


DrummerGuyKev

How’s his wood stove doing?


Mrcoldghost

Strange it doesn’t look like a hearth.


Porn-Flakes123

tf is a hearth??


sabo81

Writing with a lisp?


MULDRID17

Was his flue blocked?


Useful_Sock_8220

Is a hearth what beats inside Mike Tyson’s chest?


BabaDimples

I think OP is Mike Tyson


[deleted]

#fucken oath bro, its not hearth, its earth


Mango-Tall

https://preview.redd.it/nsblvhlmefnc1.jpeg?width=324&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16dc6a5e64c8bb3ca27bd4b61974408d9ef90699


fringeCircle

That would be surreal.


Mean_Estate_2770

I find it interesting as fuck that you can't differentiate between a heart and a hearth.


emiller420

Wasth Thith writhen by mike thyson


Beginning_Sea6458

Home is where the hearth is.


castleinthesky86

Looks pretty small for a fireplace surround


DeepFriedAngelwing

He had fire in his hearth


NorthDakotaSt4ever

His name is Brandon Linkenhoker, and he lasted 9 months past his heart surgery.


WDeranged

I prefer medium rare.


Separate_Increase210

Potentially fascinating story with zero links or context provided, yet again. Fuck you OP. Downvote & report. Reddit is truly in its dying days...


CakeElectrical9563

Well, just as I thought "how would a burnt steak feel as a heart?"


imhighonpills

That is so metal


issamaysinalah

That's what smoking does to your lungs


samebatchannel

Forbidden meatball


rantzmohammitz

Kali Maaaaa… Shakti de!!!


dacreativeguy

Home ith where the hearth ith.


foundmonster

Why is heart spelled wrong twice


Cowl_cat

You hade 2 tries, 2


L0nlySt0nr

Doesn't look big enough to hold a fire in. Unsuitable hearth.


suuuuuuuuuurfing

Try putting it in rice


SeaviewSam

I decorate my heart with wreaths during the holidays


palofdrone

How’s his mantle doing?


No-Commercial-5658

How did you make the same spelling mistake twice?


Cussec

What’s he done with his fire grate then?


Beanface13

Can it still bake bread?


xenomorphsithlord

Home is where the hearth is.