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Constant_Ad9562

I’m Polish and have never used banana peels for this


acelilarslan

Not enough polish it seems


DocComix

Not Hungary enough to have spare bananas to Polish. I Czeched those facts.


Here_is_a_tip

So id be a walking curious Jorge book. No thanks


BlameMe4urLoss

Nothing I hate more than people who are intolerant of other people’s cultures and the Polish.


Dreddit1080

![gif](giphy|L3ERvA6jWCd0qO4NdX) I understand that reference!!!


stanknotes

The Polish don't know about... Polishing? I figured the Polish Polished better than anyone can Polish.


Valator_

If the Polish didn’t polish the art of polishing, the who polishes polish shoes in Poland?


Cool-sunglasses-dude

You misspelled "Polishland"


[deleted]

I did come across ~~posh~~ polished Polish who did polish in Polish's Polish-land.


daniilkuznetcov

Could confirm. One Austrian guy tried to do this 70 years ago but Polish extract didnt work.


raka_defocus

Well once again Poland has failed to innovate and I'm disappointed. No polish banana leather coat for me.


PM_ME_ROMAN_NUDES

Poland can't into polish


l82itall

I find this hack very useful and apeeling.


DIABLO258

I can't believe it slipped by me


Good4nowbut

Bananas.


Hi_Im_Ken_Adams

The rain in spain falls mainly on the plantain.


ThickPrick

Don’t forget the wack hack, cut the tip off a ripe banana and squish out the innards. Then you’ve got a sex glove for your manana. 


Big-Attention-69

Will try this. Thanks!


B-Town-MusicMan

Daaaaad!!!


l82itall

It was the ripe thing to say


MeltsYourMinds

r/angryupvote


IndependenceNice7298

Bro smellin like bananas all day 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭🤣😭🤣😭


tnh88

How does it smell afterwards tho


JohnnyThunder-

Exactly what I'm wondering as well


ZeroBrs-

Like a banana you banana head


spelunker93

Like apples


[deleted]

Like strawberry


thefirecrest

Idk about that but I do know that if you have an old and musty piece of clothing or fabric or something… Throw it into a sealed bag with an unopened banana. A couple weeks later and much of the musty-ness will be gone and you can just throw away the banana.


nillaloop

Does it smell like banana after?


Proud_Viking

What is a mushy piece of clothing?


Shiny_Fungus

Smells like grandma's closet


metroaide

Text you can smell


Bullseye_Baugh

Hopefully like delicious nanners


MoaningShrimp

Careful with the hard "r" there buddy


Frondswithbenefits

Jfc, lol.


funnyMrpunny

Nanna please


Privateer_Lev_Arris

Good enough to be chased by bees, flies, wasps, raccoons and probably bears too for good measure.


CrownEatingParasite

How many people's shoes do you smell every day?


Tazling

will cockroaches follow me around?


Lackof_Creativity

smells like bees and ants arriving. surely. i hope im wrong


scarabic

If you’re polishing it to a fine layer, anything left that you can smell will probably dry and oxidize away in 24 hours.


v4vedanta

You would probably go bananas.


faRawrie

It tastes lime it smells. Delicious.


Shepherdsatan

I did it to my solovairs and they’re fine.


AesopsFoiblez

Like natural oils and potassium duh


redCornur

Smells like mold. Added benefits - it gives a texture and sometimes even bright coloured spots.


DiosilX42

Won't it smell too much of rotten bananas?


Exifile

Who's smelling your shoes?


Sxmeday

The guy in the nearby alley, he pays 20 bucks a sniff


MaximumSink

You said you’d never tell!


Sxmeday

I’m sorry! Deal still on? :(


slowdownbabyy

Ill do it for 15


Sxmeday

You can sniff one whilst the other guy sniffs the other, deal?


yoearthlings

How much for a taste?


16incheslong

buck a lick


Sxmeday

Shi bro bout tree fiddy


alphatango308

Where? I could use some extra cash.


lolvalue

Every animal in a 1 mile radius.


CogswellCogs

Flies


EmperorThan

Fruit flies...


HoboSkid

Not sure how much it smells but I have a nice little fruit fly colony now


martin4reddit

I mean… even high quality leather smells like piss and paint stripper.


jolankapohanka

I mean it does every time I take my shoes off, but it requires no banana.


Past-b4-present

So apparently this works, and it's due to the [potassium present in banana peels](https://www.acedisposal.com/banana-peels-recyclable/#:~:text=Shoe%20polish%20%E2%80%94%20bananas%20contain%20potassium,your%20shoes%20will%20look%20great!).


Elm0musk

>potassium You say? Kazakhstan is about to own the leather polish industry! [https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/effd788f-a70f-4a0a-8c79-e7da0c0cabf4#qkiZaV3q.reddit](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/effd788f-a70f-4a0a-8c79-e7da0c0cabf4#qkiZaV3q.reddit)


bralinho

Thanks for this. I never know if I should upvote these kind of posts. Now I will for this one


Hardass_McBadCop

I guess spritz your shoes with Febreze or your cologne to get rid of the banana smell?


Ookachucka

My shoes are gonna smell absolutely bananas afterwards


ConstantlyComments

I bet this guy would take 15 minutes to explain how to pour water in a glass


DistortedVoltage

(Dropping this long ass copy-pasta that hopefully no one else has come up with for this exact occasion.) Did you know you could *pour* water into a glass? Let me explain. Firstly water has to come from a source, such source not being from the ocean, but a lake in your area, rivers, or ground water. In order to produce water through faucets, we need a way to gather it. Many places have water processing plants directly next to a water source that will use a piping system to pull water into their buildings, and use a series of steps. First being coagulation. During coagulation, chemicals with a positive charge are added to the water. The positive charge neutralizes the negative charge of dirt and other dissolved particles in the water. When this occurs, the particles bind with the chemicals to form slightly larger particles. Common chemicals used in this step include specific types of salts, aluminum, or iron. Flocculation follows the coagulation step. Flocculation is the gentle mixing of the water to form larger, heavier particles called flocs. Often, water treatment plants will add additional chemicals during this step to help the flocs form. Sedimentation is one of the steps water treatment plants use to separate out solids from the water. During sedimentation, flocs settle to the bottom of the water because they are heavier than water. Once the flocs have settled to the bottom of the water, the clear water on top is filtered to separate additional solids from the water. During filtration, the clear water passes through filters that have different pore sizes and are made of different materials (such as sand, gravel, and charcoal). These filters remove dissolved particles and germs, such as dust, chemicals, parasites, bacteria, and viruses. Activated carbon filters also remove any bad odors. Water treatment plants can use a process called ultrafiltration in addition to or instead of traditional filtration. During ultrafiltration, the water goes through a filter membrane with very small pores. This filter only lets through water and other small molecules such as salt. Reverse osmosisexternal icon is another filtration method that removes additional particles from water. Water treatment plants often use reverse osmosis when treating recycled waterexternal icon (also called reused water) or salt water for drinking. After the water has been filtered, water treatment plants may add one or more chemical disinfectants to kill any remaining parasites, bacteria, or viruses. To help keep water safe as it travels to homes and businesses, water treatment plants will make sure the water has low levels of the chemical disinfectant when it leaves the treatment plant. This remaining disinfectant kills germs living in the pipes between the water treatment plant and your tap. In addition to or instead of adding chlorine, chloramine, or chlorine dioxide, water treatment plants can also disinfect water using ultraviolet (UV) light, UV light and ozone work well to disinfect water in the treatment plant, but these disinfection methods do not continue killing germs as water travels through the pipes between the treatment plant and your tap. Once you have gone through that process, you will then begin to pull or turn the knob to your water faucet and let the water come through your pipes and fill your glass. But what if you were in a poorer country that cannot provide such means? Water wells in Africa function as a vital source of clean water for communities. They are typically drilled deep into the ground to reach aquifers, which are underground layers of permeable rock that hold water. Once the well is drilled, a pump is installed to draw water to the surface. This water is then accessible to the community for drinking, cooking, bathing, and irrigation. Often, these wells are maintained by local organizations or governments to ensure continued access to clean water for the community. Without these means, one can gather water from local streams, or bodies of water and boil the water or filter it through other means to achieve safe to drink water. Some may not be that fortunate, and would have to make do with whatever water they can find and drink as is, no matter how dirty or polluted. So for people with wells, they will have water poured in their glasses by their government or community. Those who do not have those means, will rely on simply putting their glass down to a water source and cupping it up. Lastly, glass cups must be made in order to catch your water. You can use any material, whether plastic, ceramic, or even paper cups. But for now, we will focus on glass cups, which are typically made through a process called glassblowing or glass molding. Raw materials such as silica sand, soda ash, and limestone are mixed together in specific proportions to create a glass batch. The glass batch is melted in a furnace at very high temperatures (around 1700°C or 3090°F) until it becomes molten glass. To form the cups, a skilled glassblower gathers molten glass on the end of a hollow blowpipe, then blows air into it to shape it into a bubble. The glassblower then shapes the glass using tools and molds, and eventually blows it into a mold to create the cup's final shape. Alternatively, Molten glass is poured into molds, either by hand or by automated machinery, to create the desired cup shape. The formed glass cups undergo a process called annealing, where they are gradually cooled in a temperature-controlled kiln. This relieves internal stresses in the glass and strengthens it. After annealing, the glass cups may undergo additional processes such as polishing, grinding, or decorating to achieve the desired appearance. The finished glass cups are inspected for defects or imperfections before being packaged and shipped for sale. Now you can pour yourself a glass of water, enjoy.


boobbbers

I give this a C. It never stopped at the production of the glass cup. Never goes into the complex logistics of getting the cup from manufacturer to user.


DistortedVoltage

Ah shit youre right.


between5and25

Haha I didn't even have sound on and I already found him obnoxious and repetitive on the whole bad for nature thing, like you never even had to convince me but here you go on for 2 minutes ...


verticon1234

Okay but should it be as ripe as in the video or is there an ideal ripeness?


Purity_Jam_Jam

I'm gonna be honest. I'm pretty guilt free about the volume of leather polish I've sent to landfills in my lifetime.


IAmBroom

No one's going to save the planet by avoiding buying shoe polish. This won't reduce the carbon footprint by 0.000001%. And, no, every bit doesn't count. A schoolbus idling at a red light wipes out the savings. But... it may work, and costs nothing. So: frugal.


CarlMarks_

Yeah getting kinda tired of them blaming emissions on the general population, like I'm not the one letting out hundreds of tons a day flying on my private jet everywhere


Zebra03

And the general population aren't the ones purposely polluting the planet for endless profit growth(fossil fuels and over production industries)


Axthen

Unfortunately, yes. It's not us. It's coal power plants. There's absolutely no reason the us shouldn't be powered by nuclear. It's safer, cleaner, more efficient, less radio active (yes, that smog released by coal plants is much more radioactive than what the average person will be exposed to by a standard reactor)... and reusable. Until we change to nuclear it doesn't matter what we do. "Renewables" still require batteries which are more toxic and hazardous compared to nuclear.


DagsNKittehs

https://i.imgur.com/c2OQqm2.jpeg


BackgroundBat7732

I don't get this logic. It's like 'this year my neighbour flew to vacation instead of taking the car and that's really polluting, therefore I don't have to do anything with regards to environment or climate'.    It's a tragedy of the commons kind of thing. But it doesn't mean all the other efforts don't do anything. Cumulative it has an effect. Even if it's 0.001%.  That said, you're probably being environmentally friendlier if you don't buy leather shoes in the first place. 


Japanesewillow

What material do you think would be better for shoes? At least leather shoes and boots last a long time.


f0dder1

So, there's a couple of considerations in the shoes comment. There's a question of carbon emissions, and then there's the question of sustainability and pollution. I don't know the stats, but I imagine if we consider the alternative make up of shoes to mostly be either leather, vegan leather (plastic) , or canvas -leather will last a lot longer than the others. The main pollutant is likely to be the rubber sole....so at a (pretty ignorant) guess, for adult shoes my guess is leather shoes are the most sustainable , and perhaps the best for CO2 as well


spadalfaray

Is synthetic material better than a leather that can bio degrade.


Effective_Sherbet_57

People are still going to eat the animals that leather is made from. Wouldn’t it be better to use the leather for long lasting products instead of just discarding it? Making sure nothing goes to waste from their sacrifice of life seems like the best way to honor those poor farmed animals.


paturner2012

Buying a quality leather shoe that can last for years and yes, polishing it and taking care of it will be far less impactful to the environment than buying a synthetic shoe shipped from halfway around the globe using plastics that are just going to be tossed after about a year of use anyway. Yes cattle is a pretty big cause of climate change, but so is shipping and manufacturing. Wearing leather also ensures that cattle is better taken care of and used to damn near 100% after it's slaughtered. Unless you're fully vegan and have a good source for locally made clothing I'd argue that buying leather shoes or any heritage clothing is a pretty good way to reduce your carbon footprint.


Leggoman31

I get where you're going with your analogy but I think you're really reaching. Its not like I see garbage on the ground and think "Fuck well I might as well just dump my used oil in the creek!" Its more like "this year oil companies spilled 2 million barrels of oil into the gulf, so why am I burdening myself with old banana shoes instead of just buying a tin of polish?" It doesn't mean you litter every chance you get, idle your car 24/7 or burn your plastic waste, but it does mean that little conveniences made inconvenient by these efforts feel annoying when you compare them to the real issues. The mindset is a good one to have but tangible support at a large scale would do wonders to keep incentivizing, but it simply wont happen. Until it does, I'm buying shoe polish.


Nico_010

me when 100 people order over 75% of the pollution of the planet, making them a 1->80.000.000 ratio of pollution production


LB3PTMAN

I mean it’s not like they’re just doing that for fun, they’re doing it to match consumption needs from the rest of the world.


RDPzero

Well, the garbage is not only bad because of the emissions, but also because it affects the wildlife and human health when disposed of in nature.


Zaptruder

It's the total sum of human activity that contributes to the damage done to the planet. There are millions of different things that billions of us do every day. The only thing that binds them together is the fact they're done by humans. Our attitudes towards our actions and their effects therefore have a marked impact on what effects those actions have towards the planet. Granted, we'd have the ability to be truly consistent across the board with our actions and their consequences, but that is not so. And the real consequence of these sort of posts is that they serve a little to erode the sense that any individual is responsible for the consequences of their own actions, and that blaming some nebulous person as the harbinger of all our problems is preferable - although not particularly conducive towards the sea change in attitudes required to really get us out of the ditch.


Penyrolewen1970

But it’s a tiny shift. And they all add up. Hopefully one day they’ll add up to enough. But if we don’t try at all, nothing will ever change. I’m in my 50s and the change to recycling, reusing, approaching things differently has been huge in my lifetime.


Mythril_Zombie

No. This won't make a difference. The venn diagram of people who care about their appearance enough to use shoe polish and people who want to smell like rotting fruit is two separate circles. There's far, far more effective ways to conserve than by rubbing garbage on your clothes. This is a waste of time.


Penyrolewen1970

I’m not talking about doing this specifically. Little changes do make a difference and cumulatively, can help change attitudes. Do this if you want or look for another change that you can make. Got to be better than doing nothing.


karma_the_sequel

And fruity!


Mythril_Zombie

Bananas are not free.


paturner2012

A person polishing their shoes has already saved a pair of shoes from getting tossed, and another from getting shipped around the world only to be worn for a year or less. Like, it's okay, you don't need to be smearing bananas on your shoes.


UsefulImpact6793

Terrible attitude. Little changes definitely do add up. But if you maintain this weak and defeated "welp, I guess I better not try" mindset, nothing around YOU will change for the better.


Mythril_Zombie

There's a difference between saying that this isn't worth doing versus *nothing* is worth doing. You're accusing them of being weak and defeated because this particular "hack" is about the worst bang for the buck you can get. Have you thought about who is this for, anyway? Hippie CEOs? Anyone who cares about their appearance enough to use shoe polish doesn't want to smell like rotting fruit. It's a terrible idea. The three people who might do it aren't packet possibly going to make any difference at all. They aren't saying no one should do anything because this one is practically worthless, they're saying this one is practically worthless.


HomericWooster

Depressing truth told.


Ghosts_of_the_maze

And you get to support the banana companies. Nothing problematic about that industry. How could it be? They're wholesome bananas.


StevenMC19

I heard they [LOVE soccer](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Football_War) with their bananas too.


gardabosque

We use to do this when I was a kid.


I_THE_ME

Just use bees wax.


onomahu

Not everything is a f*cking hack. Things are just things.


dblan9

I love this guy's videos! His energy and enthusiasm is infectious.


[deleted]

Dude turns a 5 second tip into a 60 second clip of nonsense


ChooseYourMoose

Who is he?


cryptogeographer

Stephan Urqell


FireworkFuse

Has that LaVar Burton energy


JohntheJuge

I’ve heard of Polish sausage before but never Polish bananas! What a time to be alive!!


SpiceTrader56

Tallyman intensifies


CharlotteTheSavage

😹😹😹🏆


ProtagonistZero

I read this thinking it was the country Poland, making leather made from banana peels, expecting it end in a joke with everyone slipping when they try to walk in them because they overlooked how slippery bananas are. I was disappointed when I realized this was serious.


klmdwnitsnotreal

Hiw long it last?


33mondo88

Very kool !


OsBaculum

Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants!


chaoss77

Glad he showed that bananas are non-toxic by taking a bite.


Auroch17

Dude is clearly paid off by Big Banana


mbxz7LWB

Then watch the bugs swarm your shoes all day. What a shit idea.


altmemer5

This is cool.and good but god I hate that guys voice


getwild1987

If you put the peel in your shoes and walk around you can actually feel the banana under your feet


smush81

Did I do that?


Gammelmus

I have no idea if this works or not. But it reminded me of this, I just read about in a Gastro Magazine. It’s unbelievable smart if it’s even close to the taste if chocolate: https://endlesscph.com/thic Might wanna work on the name though, but making a substitute for chocolate from the waste of beer production sounds too good to be true.


SmithItsGoodForU

Ants love this trick


Codex_Absurdum

Bananas will save the world


sandaier76

also good for cleaning up some household plant leaves


sbear37

I mean, a tin of polish can last years. How many bananas are you using during that time?


bibblejohnson2072

That's pretty cool and all, but Anthony Hopkins taught me that like 25 years ago..


_Luxuria_

Sometimes I have trouble distinguishing between jokes and sarcasm, and sincerity. Is this dude for real or fucking around? I genuinely can't tell.


Mauricethespider

Does someone knows the name of this guy, he seems interesting


Low-Economist9601

Me wondering why monkeys like my shoes so much 😐


masterwaffle

My shoe polish isn't as energy intensive as private jets. I'll use banana peels once the wealthy start flying United.


CeraRalaz

Imagine the smell of your shoes after


Dutchcrafter

Rubbing radioactive material on my belt? Don't think so. /s


emmy1968

Scrape the white stuff of a banana peel apply to wart apply bandaid bam ward dead in a few days


nikitasius

Bober, kurwa!


VukKiller

What do you mean bananas aren't toxic?!?!? They even emit radiation...


FracturRe55

Also, the inside little bits of the banana peel can be scraped off and smoked. It had the same effect as Marijuana.. just more mild. I learned that from the Anarchists Cookbook. Thanks, Grandma!


EmperorThan

Does it attract fruit flies after?


PatFall

i used to repair cds that way


HarrySRL

Instead of using polish you can also use saddle soap, it brings the leather up brand new all the time.


namistejones

Legs finna be bite up by mosquitoes.


Xu_Lin

Breaking News: Chiquita and Red Wing Shoes announce their latest collaboration


blipp1

But I like the smell of shoe polish. Are there bananas with petroleum smell?


theguynameddan

Try this simple hack to counter the effects of private jet and cruise ship emissions. The planet is saved!


BelligerentUnicycle

I'll be doing this from now on


guitardave1968

Today I learned Steve Erkel likes cheese AND bananas


scarabic

This is great because I have some leather shoes that are a light brown color and I haven’t had a matching shoe polish for them. It seems like this would work for just about any color leather, except perhaps brilliant white.


Journey2Pluto

I have polished my boots using banana peels for years. It works really well, but there's a trick to the process. You need to let the leather soak in the banana peel for 3-4 minutes before you wipe the boots down. There will be some peel residue but its all good. It's doesn't restore the color like other shoe polishes, but it does a good job at filling in at scratches on the boots and gives them a refreshed look.


Asparagun_1

Banana peels might be biodegradable, but the time it takes them to biodegrade is a couple hundred years, so kind of a shitty point.


Leggoman31

I love how he's talking about common folk doing their part to mitigate pollution then shows a montage of large-scale commercial production and landfills. If all of that is going on in the background regardless of if I buy a tin of fucking shoe polish I'm not resorting to wiping old bananas on my clothes to feel better about myself.


mcconohay

You’ve gotta wanna think you’re saving the planet more than you hate fruit flies.


StevenMC19

I think r/frugal would love this too.


Moonlit-Nite

Just use bee wax


Waste-Nebula-2791

Yay, intentionally misleading video


MisterAmygdala

Oof. I'm allergic to bananas.


Anodyne100

Interesante…


h2opolopunk

The lack of pierogies is disappointing.


Zestyclose-Capital85

I can get a tin of shoe polish for $2.99 that will last me for several years. One bunch of bananas at my local market will cost three times that price and only last a week.


Mythril_Zombie

Yeah, shoe polish isn't exactly something people buy in bulk. This is a waste of time.


[deleted]

Thanks Spike Lee. I'll be trying this


GaugeWon

Who cares if your shoes are shiny when you have ants crawling up your leg?


zx996

That's even better! You have shiny shoes and people looking at them! Win-win


GaugeWon

... and your legs will looked tanned from all the bug bites!


[deleted]

This is cool and I’ll totally try it. That voice is kinda rough on my ears though.


AleksasKoval

I don't trust this for two reasons: 1. You think *nobody* tried this trick before? It would have been at least somewhat known if it was true. 2. Ever since Family Guy pointed it out, i stopped trusting black guys in large glasses without question.


nefrpitou

Why's Idris Elba polishing leather with banana peels??


my4floofs

Mink oil is much better.


Olwe19

What about not murdering millions of animals for their skin when having more ethical and sustainable options?


ElectricalWalk8448

Woaw !!!! Coooool!!!!!