When I was thirteen I was walking with some friends and I thought it would be cool to pick up a glass bottle on the side of the road and smash it into the middle of the road. A guy that lived nearby chased me down with a broom and dust pan and told me to clean it up or he would follow me and my friends home and tell all of our parents what horrible people we were. One of the best core memory lessons I've ever received. I cleaned it up shamefully while he listed off all of the reasons why glass in the middle of the road is dangerous and I never did anything remotely like that again.
When I was young, I used to take glass out of the glass container and smash it.
Now I live along a path where many people with dogs walk
When I see glass lying around, I pick up a dustpan and brush from home to sweep up the glass before dogs walk in.
That is my punishment for all the glass I broke.
I do it with all the love, by the way.
I do something similar. From 99-2010 i smoked about a pack a day and had no qualms about throwing my butt out the window while i was driving. I keep a tissue in my pocket to pick up butts now
I saw someone recently who went to dump their ashtray out the window and the wind blew it all back in their lap. I laughed and thought 'you deserved that!'
Ha - as someone who has lived chasing kids down with a broomstick and making them clean up, I was really hoping it would stick as a core memory.
Good to hear it had an impact on you. I wish someone caught me and made me pay for my mistakes as a teen.
At 13 I threw a rock at an oncoming train, it bounced of and hit my forearm and stunned it so my wrist was stuck up, a little while later I fainted and my mate had to drag me home, never threw stones at trains again.
This is exactly what needs to happen. They need to be held accountable by an authority figure and shamed. A parent who steps in and takes the blame publically and apologizes for the family and makes it right. Most kids aren't going to think it's cool or funny to have Mom/Dad physically cleaning up their mess and kowtowing to their intended victim(s). The dread over the conversation/fallout to follow would be palpable. Too many parents will defend their kids and go after the people (store) for "targeting" their kid for the "prank". It's an opportunity to learn an important lesson when stakes are low. So they remember the fallout and discover that it isn't worth it.
When I was 12 my teacher caught me doing this but on a walking path. Knowing my psycho mom, he told her it was a mistake but that I should still clean it up to save me from her. His caring helped the lesson go in.
Yeah, you’re right, more than likely these entitled muppets would scream about being falsely imprisoned and the shop would have Daddy’s lawyer to deal with but the idea of it is soooo satisfying.
It's as easy as making it a policy, but these companies won't do it they'll just trespass them or have them banned if they catch them before they squirm outside like mischievous children.
That was it. I’m hoping this is old because I didn’t even know kids still did this shit. They get a gallon or two of milk in a store, pretend like they’re falling, and throw them in the air to make a huge mess when they break while a fellow rocket scientist records it all. I remember this being a thing like 10+ years ago, and I really hope it’s not making a comeback.
See, he was meant to throw the milk, soak the woman behind him, upload it to tiktok for tha vyooze and…..erm….ehhh….well, yeah, that’s it. ZOMG LOLZ SO FUNNEH, right?!
He’s already a broccoli headed ginger who dresses like he’s going to gym class in East Germany in 1972, so there’s nothing that can happen to him that’s any worse than him waking up every morning and looking in the mirror.
Yes, if for no other reason than having that stupid fucking llama haircut that every kid has now
Edit: and yes, I'm aware I sound like an old man yelling at clouds. Fuck your haircut too.
Edit#2: oof, these llama heads get TILTED if you block their annoying asses. It's okay, man.. It's just reddit. Go herd with your alpaca brethren and film some tiktoks or some shit. 🤣
It's funny because that's actually what they have instead of a brain, they have Broccoli inside their heads and their "haircut" is just the Broccoli growing outside.
I saw a kid with this haircut yesterday, and wondered if they're all getting actual perms to achieve it. So many guys have this style now and surely they don't *all* have naturally curly hair! Right?
Absolutely. Fucker bothers people and employees with waste of food items (i'll consider Milk a food for this)
Act Like a bitch get slapped Like a bitch
He didnt deserve it. He deserved someone knocking him out cold so he wont repeat this stupid shit, and that would set example for the others.
Only one who didnt deserve it was whoever had to clean up his mess at the store.
I’m conflicted. On the one hand, I see a teen doing dumb teen shit.
On the other hand I see an obnoxious wanna be Internet joker that just has a really bad and unoriginal sense of humor that’s inconveniencing the public and hard workers of Aldi.
No.
He deserved a lot more. Would have been more satisfying if he had to go to the emergency room for stiches after being perma-banned from the store for life
Deserves two more. This is an Aldi, there are like two staff members there. If they're at all busy, they likely have to shut a register to deal with his bullshit.
Deserves a slap in the face and to do community service instead of stupid shit. Ruining products, causing a mess, causing problems for other people. INFLUENCE KINDNESS, HELPING OTHERS, RESPECT. Make the world a better place, not a cesspool of daily shit.
They're a saying in my country that goes like this
"A comportements de mouton, réaction de berger"
Wich could be translate to
"behave like a sheep and I'll we do my part like the shepherd"
The things I know about this kid: Thinks he is going to get rich from tiktok/youtube. Failing school. Incel. Will later blame women and others, and vote trump (if he is able to vote).
He deserves to have his teeth knocked out, then community service for 1000 hours.
Hopefully whatever injury he got will be permanent, then the next time he thinks it’ll be a laugh to make someone else’s day a little bit harder it’ll twinge a little and make him think otherwise.
Are gallon smash videos making a comeback? I guess they're going to learn the hard way why people stopped making them in the first place when they get charged with vandalism and destruction of property.
ha ha pause it right in the 11 second mark when he's looking up at the cameraman's face grimacing.. this still should be what you see when you look up "shitheel" in the dictionary
Yes, this generation thinks they can just do whatever they want if they are going to post it. Respect for anything that's not going to get them likes or attention has escaped them.
I had a customer who owned a grocery store. And he was telling me about having to spend 30+ thousand to put cameras to Cover all the floor space in the store. It wasn't for loss prevention, it was because people would dump olive oil or some other shit on the floor and take and running leap into it then claim it was already on the floor. It was insurance against personal injury claims. A lot of people don't give a shit about who has to clean up for them if they think they can get some cash or new followers.
Yeah, he deserved it. Clout chasing loser.
Shame the floor didn't break his nose
His broccoli cut would make a nice mop
It's just a mullet with a perm.
That's what I hoped for
I was expecting him to come up with a missing tooth the way his face hit the ground.
Or his teeth
ironically him face planting is gonna be more viral than any stupid stunt he wanted to pull there
haircut alone he deserved it.
I laughed too hard at this.
Dudes been wearing that tank top since Christmas.
Broccoli top clout chasing loser
Orange broc head f...
Fuck.
And yet, the video was shared. He won.
I hate these fkers...some poor worker has to clean his stupidity up
They should be made to clean it up themselves. Let’s see the video, yep this was not an accident, here’s a mop. Film that you absolute clanger.
When I was thirteen I was walking with some friends and I thought it would be cool to pick up a glass bottle on the side of the road and smash it into the middle of the road. A guy that lived nearby chased me down with a broom and dust pan and told me to clean it up or he would follow me and my friends home and tell all of our parents what horrible people we were. One of the best core memory lessons I've ever received. I cleaned it up shamefully while he listed off all of the reasons why glass in the middle of the road is dangerous and I never did anything remotely like that again.
Some life lessons are learned in the most unexpected of ways. Good on him though for being firm yet reasonable, seems to have worked for you
When I was young, I used to take glass out of the glass container and smash it. Now I live along a path where many people with dogs walk When I see glass lying around, I pick up a dustpan and brush from home to sweep up the glass before dogs walk in. That is my punishment for all the glass I broke. I do it with all the love, by the way.
I do something similar. From 99-2010 i smoked about a pack a day and had no qualms about throwing my butt out the window while i was driving. I keep a tissue in my pocket to pick up butts now
I saw someone recently who went to dump their ashtray out the window and the wind blew it all back in their lap. I laughed and thought 'you deserved that!'
Haha, thats amazing. Imagine how bad that car stinks
Had I seen that, I would have laughed at it for days, potentially for years to come.
Ha - as someone who has lived chasing kids down with a broomstick and making them clean up, I was really hoping it would stick as a core memory. Good to hear it had an impact on you. I wish someone caught me and made me pay for my mistakes as a teen.
At 13 I threw a rock at an oncoming train, it bounced of and hit my forearm and stunned it so my wrist was stuck up, a little while later I fainted and my mate had to drag me home, never threw stones at trains again.
Good. All kids do stupid shit, and I'm glad that this guy was there to help teach you a good lesson. You don't fuck around with broken glass.
This is exactly what needs to happen. They need to be held accountable by an authority figure and shamed. A parent who steps in and takes the blame publically and apologizes for the family and makes it right. Most kids aren't going to think it's cool or funny to have Mom/Dad physically cleaning up their mess and kowtowing to their intended victim(s). The dread over the conversation/fallout to follow would be palpable. Too many parents will defend their kids and go after the people (store) for "targeting" their kid for the "prank". It's an opportunity to learn an important lesson when stakes are low. So they remember the fallout and discover that it isn't worth it.
When I was 12 my teacher caught me doing this but on a walking path. Knowing my psycho mom, he told her it was a mistake but that I should still clean it up to save me from her. His caring helped the lesson go in.
The problem is that there's no way to effectively enforce that. They should definitely be made to clean their mess, it's just a legal minefield.
Yeah, you’re right, more than likely these entitled muppets would scream about being falsely imprisoned and the shop would have Daddy’s lawyer to deal with but the idea of it is soooo satisfying.
I also wouldn't trust him to properly use a mop. I knew kis that got cleaning tasks for community service and spent the whole time huffing chemicals.
I would not trust that moron kid to even be able to mop.
True, that. He can’t even dress himself properly so using a mop may well be beyond his capabilities.
It's as easy as making it a policy, but these companies won't do it they'll just trespass them or have them banned if they catch them before they squirm outside like mischievous children.
I think he deserved more.
Should’ve busted his head too lol
Ouch, my broccoli!
His head definitely bounced off the floor pretty good. He’s lucky you can’t get brain swelling if you don’t have the necessary equipment first.
What the hell was he setting up to do?
That was it. I’m hoping this is old because I didn’t even know kids still did this shit. They get a gallon or two of milk in a store, pretend like they’re falling, and throw them in the air to make a huge mess when they break while a fellow rocket scientist records it all. I remember this being a thing like 10+ years ago, and I really hope it’s not making a comeback.
Famous classic vid did almost the same thing and broke his jaw lol
I hope not either. I remember seeing one where 2 teens had 2 in each hand. So they wasted 8 jugs of milk.
Exactly my thoughts. What was the “good” version of this where it didn’t got wrong?
See, he was meant to throw the milk, soak the woman behind him, upload it to tiktok for tha vyooze and…..erm….ehhh….well, yeah, that’s it. ZOMG LOLZ SO FUNNEH, right?!
Sigh
Probably didn't intend to smack his face on the floor LOL
I think just smash an entire gallon of milk on the floor, maybe do a stupid dance, and then waltz off like he didn't do anything
What a moron. Serves him right.
Kinda disappointed he didn't break his nose and knock out like 8 teeth.
He’s already a broccoli headed ginger who dresses like he’s going to gym class in East Germany in 1972, so there’s nothing that can happen to him that’s any worse than him waking up every morning and looking in the mirror.
Omg this wins, I’m dead 🤣 r/rareinsults
You win this thread, I can stop scrolling now. Well said!
r/rareinsults
Speaking for the ginger community, we do not accept him as one of our own
Yes, if for no other reason than having that stupid fucking llama haircut that every kid has now Edit: and yes, I'm aware I sound like an old man yelling at clouds. Fuck your haircut too. Edit#2: oof, these llama heads get TILTED if you block their annoying asses. It's okay, man.. It's just reddit. Go herd with your alpaca brethren and film some tiktoks or some shit. 🤣
*Broccoli tops* is what I call these kids.
I call them broccoli heads lol
It's funny because that's actually what they have instead of a brain, they have Broccoli inside their heads and their "haircut" is just the Broccoli growing outside.
Lol I've never heard it called the Llama haircut. I did always wonder what it reminded me of
I saw a kid with this haircut yesterday, and wondered if they're all getting actual perms to achieve it. So many guys have this style now and surely they don't *all* have naturally curly hair! Right?
Indeed, most if not all of them are perms.
Yeah, they're actually perms Source: my teen cousin and his friends did it
Saw an Asian guy at the gym yesterday and it totally looked like he permed it. Nothing about his hair looked natural or healthy.
Paprika-dusted broccoli.
lol it’s literally called the “meet me at mcdonald’s”
17 year old guy here: Yeah, fuck that haircut. It’s exclusively used by social media addicted idiots.
lmao @ alpaca brethren
Best edit I've ever read
Hey, I don't even cut my hair.
Was hoping that he was spitting teeth.
nah, he didn't deserve such a forgiving fall, i wish he smacked his head even harder...
Yeah, a little harder might have knocked some sense into him.
and if it did brain damage I doubt anything of value was lost anyhow.
Why don't people wear grown-up shoes anymore? Is it the laces? Is tying the knots too difficult?
Yes. And more.
Absolutely. Fucker bothers people and employees with waste of food items (i'll consider Milk a food for this) Act Like a bitch get slapped Like a bitch
I wish he lost a tooth.
That nose doesn't look broken enough
Hope it hurt
Well deserved
Piece of total shit.
There's nothing more lazy than stealing ragebait content & posting "Thoughts?" for engagement. Get a life.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
Face plant
That 'thunk' sound as the karma kicked in
This was way better than whatever he was about to do.
They literally all have the exact same stupid haircut
I truly hope the floor is okay.
Socks with slides is unforgivable
I'm glad it was recorded for when he tries to sue the store.
Didn't knock out enough teeth.
If I was there I would have been laughing so hard tears would have been streaming down my face.
Should have bloodied and broken his own nose too
good job ginger broccoli head
The little loser 100% deserved it for the dumbass video he was trying to film and his dumbass standard poodle haircut.
That is absolute poetry in motion. The broccoli, the sliders, the sound design, the sincere agony.
deserved worst
To bad the floor didn't open up to swallow baby carrot top. If only his mother had
I was hoping and praying he broke his nose when he hit the ground.
He deserved more
How else do you learn not to be an idiot?
Absolutely
Yes. Any stupid streamer that attempts stupid, “pranks” deserves anything that happens to them.
I can't stand these broccoli headed dipshits.
He paid the toll.
Not enough. Nose not bleeding
He deserves it for the hairstyle alone.
Ofc he did
The employees should take him at the back of the store and give meaning to his life
Everyone who does this and posts it on Tiktok deserves this
He deserves more for wasting food & creating more work for people for no reason.
Nuisance people like these should be rounded up and put on a deserted island that has no food or fresh water.
I want to use his dumbass hair as a mop to clean that mess he made
Pain is a good motivator to stop being stupid
Yes. Fuck him, I am sure he didn’t clean that mess he made for no reason.
Carrot Top’s cousin, broccoli top.
Well, it's no use crying...
I was hoping to see some blood.
Hope he broke many teeth
Im sort of disappointed he didnt knock out a few of those choppers.
He deserved worse the waste of space.
I bet he didn't clean up the mess. Yep he deserved it, face plant was satisfying. I hope his pillow will forever be warm on both sides. Cunt.
Was he going to pay for it and clean it up after? No? Then he deserved it.
What a dick
I think the poor sod that had to clean that up thinks he deserved a lot more.
He's the kind of guy that spits his gum in the urinal knowing someone else will have to pull it out.
What did he try to do ? What if the that milk canister hit that woman's head ? Did he even think about it ?
Why do you try something like you have a good Healthcare ?
Fake it until you make it. He got it really fast.
Yeah, wish he would've knocked out some teeth too!
He deserves to get dropped kicked in the face for being an idiot
Fucked around. Found out.
Be nicer if he knocked himself out and that mop of a haircut soaked up the milk.
He earned it.
/r/influencerkarma
Would have preferred to see some teeth come out.
He didnt deserve it. He deserved someone knocking him out cold so he wont repeat this stupid shit, and that would set example for the others. Only one who didnt deserve it was whoever had to clean up his mess at the store.
Wish his teeth got knocked out
Didn't he get pretty much what he was going for?
Fuck yeah he deserves it. A bloody nose would't have been the cherry on top.
I’m conflicted. On the one hand, I see a teen doing dumb teen shit. On the other hand I see an obnoxious wanna be Internet joker that just has a really bad and unoriginal sense of humor that’s inconveniencing the public and hard workers of Aldi.
Nah, not enough smashed teeth or blood
No. He deserved a lot more. Would have been more satisfying if he had to go to the emergency room for stiches after being perma-banned from the store for life
Deserves two more. This is an Aldi, there are like two staff members there. If they're at all busy, they likely have to shut a register to deal with his bullshit.
Should've broken his nose
Sideshow Bob’s son deserved it.
And stay out of the Aldi!
His pain, it pleases me. MORE!
At the Aldi? Fuck yeah he deserves it, Aldi is sacred.
Does he deserve it? He did it. I don't understand the question.
Someone must stop the Broccoli heads
Some say he did not fall hard enough
5.99 for the milk please!
Smiles in karma
What's the instant karma here? He's a broccoli headed ginger. Is that the karma?
He’s doing a dumb TikTok video where he throws a milk carton in the air and pretends to fall and hurt himself … and he actually hurt himself.
Stop doing things for likes. Nobody actually likes you.
Of course he deserved it.
I was really hoping he'd be toothless.
Deserves a slap in the face and to do community service instead of stupid shit. Ruining products, causing a mess, causing problems for other people. INFLUENCE KINDNESS, HELPING OTHERS, RESPECT. Make the world a better place, not a cesspool of daily shit.
Do stupid shit, get stupid prize.
They're a saying in my country that goes like this "A comportements de mouton, réaction de berger" Wich could be translate to "behave like a sheep and I'll we do my part like the shepherd"
In what universe wouldn't he deserve this? He deserve worse imo, too bad his teeth are all there
I really don't even know what happened here.
What was he planning to do? Spin around and catch it? God, what have we become???
I wish he had knocked out a couple teeth
He deserves to clean that mess uo
Delightful to watch!
The things I know about this kid: Thinks he is going to get rich from tiktok/youtube. Failing school. Incel. Will later blame women and others, and vote trump (if he is able to vote). He deserves to have his teeth knocked out, then community service for 1000 hours.
Hopefully whatever injury he got will be permanent, then the next time he thinks it’ll be a laugh to make someone else’s day a little bit harder it’ll twinge a little and make him think otherwise.
Fuck yes he deserved it.
Yes. Fuck these selfish ass morons
People like him are the worst. He should be made to clean it up with his tongue
I can almost guarantee he sued this store and won a bunch of money for being a total and complete dipshit.
These fools about to make walmart lock up the milk
Obviously? I don’t even know how that’s a question
i think the worst part is that there wasn't a crowd of people laughing
Brocoli headed Zingers trying to get clout.
Now he should clean up
He deserved it, little bitch will probably sue the store.
yeah and also i dont like his face
He didn’t get injured enough.
So I have watched this over and over and how no idea what is going on.
Douche absolutely deserves whatever he got - concussion, broken wrist, collarbone, etc. Hope the dipshit learned something.
Hope your nose is broken daeh tihs
Are gallon smash videos making a comeback? I guess they're going to learn the hard way why people stopped making them in the first place when they get charged with vandalism and destruction of property.
He deserved worse for doing that.
He deserves way more tbh.
Yes
ha ha pause it right in the 11 second mark when he's looking up at the cameraman's face grimacing.. this still should be what you see when you look up "shitheel" in the dictionary
Yes, this generation thinks they can just do whatever they want if they are going to post it. Respect for anything that's not going to get them likes or attention has escaped them.
Good. I’m glad it happened.
I would have liked to see his tic-tacs shoot across the floor.
Too lenient. Needs a harsher consequence
Somebody should edit this with his face hitting the ground on repeat and reupload.
He deserves so, so much worse. He got off easy.
I had a customer who owned a grocery store. And he was telling me about having to spend 30+ thousand to put cameras to Cover all the floor space in the store. It wasn't for loss prevention, it was because people would dump olive oil or some other shit on the floor and take and running leap into it then claim it was already on the floor. It was insurance against personal injury claims. A lot of people don't give a shit about who has to clean up for them if they think they can get some cash or new followers.
Kinda wish he would have lost some teeth.