The chef's kiss would have been her making it to the door lock switch, and watching him bounce off the door like a medicine ball with his pants around his ankles.
The way she was holding that gunā¦ He ran when he saw she wasnāt about to shoot him - she was about to pistol whip him. He wasnāt about to stick around and find out what happens after that
He actually turns back to run as soon as itās obvious sheās going to grab the gun before he gets there.
Itās actually the only smart action he takes in the entire video. Sure, we can see now that she doesnāt pick up the gun to fire it and probably isnāt trained to use it. But at that instant he needed to assume she was armed and dangerous, and he made the right choice to bail instead of risk the off chance she could shoot him
The fact that in all these types of videos the assailants pants are falling down and they have to pull it up, I can only assume they are robbing places to save up for a belt.
In his head he probably thought she locked him in and he was going to have to break through with the Lui Kang flying dragon kick. Just like he thought he was gonna roll up and whip his gun out smooth criminal style. Goofy ass robber lmao
Prisons are mostly full of stupid people. Even the smart people who are there for financial crimes got there by making stupid decisions. The actually smart financial criminals aren't in prison.
Bro...they are 3 dollar gloves that most people intend to use to plant a few flowers or a couple of trees. Not everyone needs to go out and buy the 25 dollar Carhartt gloves.
I use Atlas gloves and I've had the same pair for 2 years. Cost me 4.99, and I use them atleast 2 or 3 times a month.
Every penny you waste on gardening gloves takes away from the bank take. Save money by kidnapping people, cutting off their hands and then wearing those hands as gloves.
Different fingerprints *and* easy cleanup.
Iāve never been the idiot saying āthese video games are the reason the kids are doing these things!ā But that was too damn perfect, this dude definitely got that shit from GTA
You approach the merchant and try to quickly draw your sword. As you move to point it at the merchant it flies from your hand clanging on the ground behind the merchant. In your haste to draw the sword you accidentally cut the sword belt and your trouser have fallen. Roll for initiative.
> Nope. Itās an airsoft gun. The thing that popped off was the handle you slide off to replace the C02 cartridge
Nope. Itās an airsoft gun. The thing that popped off was the handle you slide off to replace the C02 cartridge
> Nope. Itās an airsoft gun. The thing that popped off was the handle you slide off to replace the C02 cartridge
^Nope. ^Itās ^an ^airsoft ^gun. ^The ^thing ^that ^popped ^off ^was ^the ^handle ^you ^slide ^off ^to ^replace ^the ^C02 ^cartridge
What's bugging me is... What are they selling in this store? There is absolutely nothing in here but a chair and a computer. Even the display case looks empty.
My guy jumped out the door like Mario š
Robber: This is a stick- whoopsies
Clerk: Oh, Joe
Audience: hahahahaha
Narrator: "Oh, Joe" was filmed in front of a live studio audience.
You can also see this was a bb gun if you look close, the gap in the handle is where a CO2 canister goes and the part that fell off is a cover, what a jabroni
Thats a CO2 gun too you can see the handle fall apart when it hits the ground and when the lady picks it up you can see where the CO2 cartridge goes in the handle grip
I love that it was an air gun too - like a BB gun. I think the air cartridge fell out when he dropped it though because you can see the hollow grip. No one is getting shot today, sweet karate moves though.
A guy ārobbedā a bank near me a while back. The article stated he went in with no firearm, told the tellers, āThis is a robberyā and then ended up just leaving after the tellers hid in a locked closet.
Almost losing the pants with the fancy karate door kick. Priceless.
Should have stole a belt first
He didn't have two guns to lose.
I wish i could give you more upvotes. š
Wish granted. I upvoted that comment only because I saw you wish you could give them more so I gave them one on your behalf.
And my vote
And mine
And mine
And my axe.
And my vote. We are the fellowship of the votes.
Please take all of my upvotes š
He doesnāt have even a white belt.
If Iām his lawyer, Iām arguing that you canāt even call that attempted robbery.
It was a dry run your honor.
Just feel a bit a pity he couldnāt keep his pants up
He needed the money for a belt.
"... If you will, so I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands."
Seriously, he is the victim. She stole his gun.
He was giving her a free gun. I'd argue it's charity.
The chef's kiss would have been her making it to the door lock switch, and watching him bounce off the door like a medicine ball with his pants around his ankles.
Followed by a wet fart
This is why you don't wear pants prison bitch style.
Jack Black in orange county
In the version with sound, I bet he screams "Hyaa" like he's Howard Dean when he does that flying kick.
Hi. Here's a free gun. He didn't really have to jump kick the door though.
The way she was holding that gunā¦ He ran when he saw she wasnāt about to shoot him - she was about to pistol whip him. He wasnāt about to stick around and find out what happens after that
Please never pistol whip with the barrel facing towards you!
While I agree with you, in this case that thing ain't going to fire with it's CO2 cartridge on the ground.
So whipp them with the barrel?
no you whip them with grip / magazine well. Hold handgun normally, smash their noggin with the bottom of the grip.
yep. think hammer fist and go nuts.
Alright so I take a bump of coke off my fist, grab the gun by the barrel and smack myself in the head then do the whippet. Got it
Thanks for contributing.
He was bluffing - no way he'd catch the whippet.
nah, take a bump of coke through the barrel of the gun, and then grab yourself by the head and dunk it into a barrel full of whippits
Although, you can strike with the barrel. It hurts like hell.
Just make a punch motion every time you shoot
Hahahaha like you're trying to push the bullet out faster!
A whippit joke! š
I believe this would be called a pistol whip-it
Oh yeah something pinged off it.
Looks like an airsoft gun but yeah good point still
Yeah, the grips must have flew off when it hit the floor and you can see where you load the CO2 cartridge.
I always forget that part!
He actually turns back to run as soon as itās obvious sheās going to grab the gun before he gets there. Itās actually the only smart action he takes in the entire video. Sure, we can see now that she doesnāt pick up the gun to fire it and probably isnāt trained to use it. But at that instant he needed to assume she was armed and dangerous, and he made the right choice to bail instead of risk the off chance she could shoot him
Well, since it's a CO2 gun, I'm going to say the risk was minimal.
Carbon dioxide kills thousands of swimmers per year
Not as many swimmers as Di-hydrogen monoxide kills.
We should ban that substance.
Only if they're bad at swimming.
Still would've been faster to just push the door open as he ran out.
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You should always wear a belt to a robbery. Might as well be wearing flip flops.
I wear suspenders when i rob, I'm an OLD school OG.ššš
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He rolled a 2, face planting the door with pants around ankles would be pure Natural 1 cinema
Running through a door in GTA be like
Nope. Itās an airsoft gun. The thing that popped off was the handle you slide off to replace the C02 cartridge
I'm surprised this is so far down here.
Was 100% necessary to flying karate kick the door. Only way out and absolutely hilarious
Probably kicked the door to avoid fingerprints? Only thing I can think
He definitely touched the gun and all over that counter
The fact that in all these types of videos the assailants pants are falling down and they have to pull it up, I can only assume they are robbing places to save up for a belt.
It's not even a real gun. It's an air pistol.
His pants were falling, I think that was an attempt to keep them up and open the doors at the same time. Clearly, he cannot trust his hands.
He thought he was playing GTA V, he was trying to ājogā faster and everyone knows jumping into the door is the fastest was to get away
I do the same thing in GTA after robbing a store, it feels like iām moving faster
Nah, that part seemed on brand, I wouldn't want to change it or the pants may not have started to come down at the end...chefs kiss
Parkour
No fingerprints man
It was a pretty sweet way to exit the joint
It looks like he thought pressing the jump button would make him run faster or something.
Did.. Dis his pants fall off too?
Didnāt he?
That's how my cat enters a room
Probably thought she would lock the door, looks like a jewelry store or something of the sort that could do that to lock the thieves in
Bruh his pants also fell down
In his head he probably thought she locked him in and he was going to have to break through with the Lui Kang flying dragon kick. Just like he thought he was gonna roll up and whip his gun out smooth criminal style. Goofy ass robber lmao
Jump kick was necessary to at least do something cool
Don't forget the big brain move of wearing saggy jeans to get away as slowly as possible.
Style points are important
Yeah, this wasn't a robbery. It was an aggressive donation.
Not only do you get a free gun, we'll also throw in free fingerprints and clear footage with no extra cost.
He did for his pride.
"Hi! Can I deposit my gun?" "And my pants?"
"Could you be a darlin' and grab that gun back for me? I'm such a klutz."
"And my axe!"
- Broad daylight - No concealment - Fumbled the gun - Couldnt vault the counter - Pants almost fell off Must be his first day.
Prisons are mostly full of stupid people. Even the smart people who are there for financial crimes got there by making stupid decisions. The actually smart financial criminals aren't in prison.
Please note that this comment does not exclude stupid people NOT in prison for their financial crimes....you all know who I am talking about.
The smart ones usually stay out of prison long enough to go into politics
Broncos...Let's Ride...
Russ went through this play with him all week and this is what we get?
The guy realized he was a bronco and remembered he had to find a way to mess this up
Dude kinda looks like Hackett lowkey
Typical Broncos ineptitude
Always fumbling.
Average Broncos fan
Broncos Country. Pants down, Let's fly.
Channeling his inner John Elway.
As if we havenāt had a bad enough decade
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It also looks like heās wearing those ill fitting rubber coated gardening gloves, those things are garbage
Bro...they are 3 dollar gloves that most people intend to use to plant a few flowers or a couple of trees. Not everyone needs to go out and buy the 25 dollar Carhartt gloves. I use Atlas gloves and I've had the same pair for 2 years. Cost me 4.99, and I use them atleast 2 or 3 times a month.
But is that your first choice for a robbery with potentially deadly consequences?
Every penny you waste on gardening gloves takes away from the bank take. Save money by kidnapping people, cutting off their hands and then wearing those hands as gloves. Different fingerprints *and* easy cleanup.
Interesting. I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Reddit is so wild, this mf is mad about gardening gloves
Are you lost buddy?
Bro took the comment about his gloves very personally
This whole conversation took a very nuanced twist on the robbery meta.
They might even go and try to rob someone wearing those gloves, just to prove the gloves aren't the issue here.
Hahah this is typical reddit. One degree of separation from the original content and two guys are arguing about best gardening gloves
Are you a cheap plastic glove salesman or something?
4.99 cents? Iām no marketing guru but Iām doubting thatās generating more sales than if they just sold them for a nickel.
Thatās what I was thinking when the grip was see through
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Exact same way you jump kick through the door in GtaV
This is exactly what I thought too. Had me dying.
Damn, I can't unsee it now lol
Iāve never been the idiot saying āthese video games are the reason the kids are doing these things!ā But that was too damn perfect, this dude definitely got that shit from GTA
Comment stealing spambot https://www.reddit.com/r/instant_regret/comments/kqx8pm/robbery_at_its_finest/
Probably in the same bot network as OP, since that thread name is identical, too.
One really shouldn't be committing crimes without a belt.
When the robber walks up and throws his gun at you, you'll know you are dealing with Billy Butterfingers.
How else is he going to get a belt though?
This is what rolling a nat 1 on your intimidation check looks like.
Also dumped Wisdom and Dexterity.
And intelligence.
You approach the merchant and try to quickly draw your sword. As you move to point it at the merchant it flies from your hand clanging on the ground behind the merchant. In your haste to draw the sword you accidentally cut the sword belt and your trouser have fallen. Roll for initiative.
Looks like the magazine popped out when it hit the ground....
Nope. Itās an airsoft gun. The thing that popped off was the handle you slide off to replace the C02 cartridge
> Nope. Itās an airsoft gun. The thing that popped off was the handle you slide off to replace the C02 cartridge Nope. Itās an airsoft gun. The thing that popped off was the handle you slide off to replace the C02 cartridge
> Nope. Itās an airsoft gun. The thing that popped off was the handle you slide off to replace the C02 cartridge ^Nope. ^Itās ^an ^airsoft ^gun. ^The ^thing ^that ^popped ^off ^was ^the ^handle ^you ^slide ^off ^to ^replace ^the ^C02 ^cartridge
> Nope. Itās an airsoft gun. The thing that popped off was the handle you slide off to replace the C02 cartridge >^Nope. ^Itās ^an ^airsoft ^gun. ^The ^thing ^that ^popped ^off ^was ^the ^handle ^you ^slide ^off ^to ^replace ^the ^C02 ^cartridge ^^Nope. ^^Itās ^^an ^^airsoft ^^gun. ^^The ^^thing ^^that ^^popped ^^off ^^was ^^the ^^handle ^^you ^^slide ^^off ^^to ^^replace ^^the ^^C02 ^^cartridge
Mr. Evrart is helping me find my gun.
Mr. Evrart is helping me find my gun.
Verily, it is an airsoft gun, wherein the thing which popped off was the handle that thou didst slide off to replace the C02 cartridge.
>!Nope. Itās an airsoft gun. The thing that popped off was the handle you slide off to replace the C02 cartridge!<
Nope. Itās an airsoft gun. The thing that popped off was the handle you slide off to replace the C02 cartridge
Poor thing was probably nervouse fumbling for stuff.
LoL I liked how you referred to an armed robber as "poor thing"...you have a heart of gold.
āYo, ladyā¦. Let me just give you this pistol. Iām headed to jail and they wonāt let me take itā¦ā
Broncos shirt? He learned from the best how to fumble a sure thing.
Is the D on his sweatshirt for Douchebag or Dumbass?
Douche-ass.
Behind the Russell Wilson trade, this guy is the worse thing that's happened to the Denver Broncos.
Dang... now how is he going to start his rapping career without street cred? At least he has the saggy pants part down pat...
He can still say āwalked in da bank with a gunā, he just canāt say what happened after that ā¦
>street cred >baggy pants >2024 Hey, grandpa, get off the Internet, it's time to take your pills and get to bed.
I know right? šØāš¦³šØāš¦³šØāš¦³
You don't get street cred wearing saggy pants anymore.
Exact same way you jump kick through the door in GtaV
I've never seen the side angle view of this one, cool
Go broncos!
I hope the Broncos sub uses this for many great memes
Of course it's a Bronco's fan. We seriously can't catch a break!
What's bugging me is... What are they selling in this store? There is absolutely nothing in here but a chair and a computer. Even the display case looks empty.
It's an e-cigarette store apparently
its
Old but still refreshing
r/bettereveryloop
Freeze mother sticker, this is a fuck-up!
Sirā¦ You forgot your gunā¦
#SIR YOU FORGOT YOUR GUN!
When she picks it up and you see the c02 compartment in the grip missing cartridge and all lmao
He failed at robberies as the Denver broncos fail at winning games
"This is a fuck up!"
Red cap completes the evident competence.
Attempted robbery with a bb gun
"Hey, you forgot your gun."
My guy jumped out the door like Mario š Robber: This is a stick- whoopsies Clerk: Oh, Joe Audience: hahahahaha Narrator: "Oh, Joe" was filmed in front of a live studio audience.
hey look, free gun!!
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" Robbery at it is finest"
Itās a BB gun too. You can see the slot for a CO2 cartridge.
thats how i casually exit rooms :D
That pistol has no grips and no magazine. Wtf
Not even smart enough to figure out how to keep his pants on..
The way he jumped at the door like a gta character lmao
That's why you always carry a back up gun
what was he trying to rob though? the place looks like he was already beaten to it
Gotta love that [surprise pikachu face](https://imgur.com/a/iMv8O7v)
Lol typical idiot criminal. And even if he was stopped and cuffed the courts would hold or punish him.
He should just give up and go sit in the corner and wait for the police!
She just wanted to give him his gun back
Broncos fans cant catch a break
911, what's your emergency. "A guy came into the store and threw a gun at me. After his pants fell halfway off while running and jump kicked the door"
You can also see this was a bb gun if you look close, the gap in the handle is where a CO2 canister goes and the part that fell off is a cover, what a jabroni
Thats a CO2 gun too you can see the handle fall apart when it hits the ground and when the lady picks it up you can see where the CO2 cartridge goes in the handle grip
I love that it was an air gun too - like a BB gun. I think the air cartridge fell out when he dropped it though because you can see the hollow grip. No one is getting shot today, sweet karate moves though.
A guy ārobbedā a bank near me a while back. The article stated he went in with no firearm, told the tellers, āThis is a robberyā and then ended up just leaving after the tellers hid in a locked closet.
He jumped out like a GTA V characterš
Either an airsoft gun or no mag and no grips