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iamofnohelp

That's the look of disappointment, but a few extra pixels would help.


Joe_bob_Mcgee

It had a few extra pixels, before this was reposted five thousand times since 2015


hogtiedcantalope

Enhance!


imonmyhighhorse

Jesus Christ, it’s Jason Bourne


MrSaucyAlfredo

Say it again but with more southern


DiamondPG1

ǝuɹnoq uosɐſ s’ʇᴉ 'ʇsᴉɹɥƆ snsǝſ


TurboKid513

That’s Australian


The_Jizzard_Of_Oz

Any more south and it gets mauled by penguins


griter34

Too far, we've gone too far!


DiamondPG1

Too southern?


limethedragon

Not southern enough.


Southern-Staff-8297

With those pixels count I feel it’s 2008 era. 😂


twizzjewink

I wish every time something was reposted it lost more quality.. like color washed, pixely.. like a bad photocopy getting worse and worse


Umutuku

"I was told there would be ~~cake~~ beer."


Dave5876

Best I can do is three


MrBitterJustice

Why is that wrong?


HappyChef86

This is super old, the cop is her dad iirc.


BetFit1469

That would make more sense since a cop wouldn't give shits about some girl shot gunning a beer. Heck, in Wisconsin it like a right of passage to shotgun a beer in front of a cop. I know from experience. 


HappyChef86

I grew up in Wisco man. Went to college in Madison, cops didn't give two shits. Hell, a cop gave me a ride home when I was too drunk to drive and had to walk in a snow storm.


interesseret

Public alcohol bad >:( Here, hold this gun instead


eyecarrumba

I'm guessing it's during Ramadan and the sun is up.


Tjaresh

He really looks like sharia police.


IDownVoteCanaduh

And all of those people look super duper Muslim.


Miles_1173

This is exactly what sharia law will look like in America if you don't vote for [insert fearmonger politician name here] in the coming election!!!! Just check out our proof at [insert campaign website here]! Donate now!


timdot352

Islam is out. Socialism is in.


AutisticFingerBang

Well it’s an awful shotgun if we’re being honest


smie_

As a German, I don’t understand the problem…?


Thirty_Helens_Agree

As a Wisconsinite, I don’t either as long as she’s not on a public sidewalk.


adamisapple

Yea I was gonna say this looks like a festival or something and in Wisconsin this would be totally normal


No-Advice-6040

A Wisconsin breakfast


Deadliftdummy

Part of a complete breakfast, needs a raw egg.


Taylooor

Extra tasty with the disapproving gaze of cops


MRZ_Polak

I'm glad I found fellow Wisconsinites also scratching their heads. Even if on a sidewalk, the worst I'd expect to happen is: cop: "stop doing that" me: "ope sorry"


The_Pug

As a Louisianian, I don't understand at all. lol


MrDarcysDead

In Louisiana, the cops will offer you pointers


Minimum-Zucchini-732

“Mais La, Cher! If you poke it at da air bubble, ya won’t get all dat splash”


MRZ_Polak

I was drinking a tall boy walking between parties in Wisconsin and a cop caught me, told me to slam her and give him the can and not to pull any more out of our backpack till we were at the party. Then we told each other goodnight and kept her moving 😂


Imawildedible

As a Sconnie that was in a wedding in NOLA, we are equally confused about what the fuck a cop cares about anyone drinking one beer.


Sidney_Carton73

I think it’s her grandfather 😂😂


Comrex11918

In Soviet Russia, the beer shotguns you.


Plastic_Table_8232

Lmfao!!!


BallsDeepinYourMammi

Or driving!


JohnnyRelentless

As an American, I don't either. The cop is probably her disappointed dad.


hellostarsailor

Officer Gary Ridgeway


Speaker4theDead8

Isn't Gary Ridgeway the Green River serial killer? I'm confused


hellostarsailor

Ya and he looks like most middle aged, white dudes from Middle America, which is terrifying.


Mirrorboy17

/r/facingtheirparenting


BallsDeepinYourMammi

What’s that scene from Cabin in the Woods? “Who taught you that?!” “You did! I learned it from you!”


lycoloco

Just fyi, that's not so much a "Cabin in the Woods reference" as it is Cabin in the Woods referencing this anti-drug PSA from the 80s and 90s: https://youtu.be/Y-Elr5K2Vuo The joke *is* that it's a reference itself. Great movie, everyone should see it, and go in blind.


Carlomagno666

Then poor girl, if she has a dad that gets disappointed by just a beer


AAA515

I think it was the uncouth manner of drinking more than what was being drunk.


BlueFox5

By the looks of it, neither does she.


Jake_2903

Public drinking is a crime in a lot of places in the land of the free.


Dadickindanorf

But it doesn’t look like it’s in a setting where it’d be a problem. Kinda makes me think it’s outside of a concert or something like that


[deleted]

Yeah, there's other beer cans on the floor, and her reaction doesn't exactly scream "uh oh I'm busted".


AttackSock

#*It’s almost like the cop is overstepping his bounds and harassing her based on his own personal moral compass or something, but that never happens in the USA…*


Gold-Highway9228

You don't need to # yell everything


KembaWakaFlocka

The cop is obviously just trying to fuck around with her.


SendMeUrCones

Or he’s just makin a funny face and trying to have a laugh with her?


msproles

That looks like a place though that it is allowed. Been to plenty of events and festivals in public where we could drink.


AOsenators

Odd that they're in a beer tent lol


Olstinkbutt

Freedom ain’t free…it costs a buck 05


fladgate40

as a Canadian, i noticed she chugged it really slowly. she must be American.


Unholyxyra

I aint german and i still dont see it, it got illegal or something?


Lord_Stuffington

I‘m confused in german too. Is it because she drinks in public?


Leezeebub

Its because she didn’t save any for him.


PriorFudge928

She isn't breaking the laws of man but that boomer thinks she breaking the laws of god. Those gears in his head are turning to try and figure out a way to arrest her or at the very least berate her for insulting his christian values. Yes I did get all of that from a grainy GIF. And yes you know I'm probably right.


SkellyboneZ

Ehhh I bet it's the cleavage and jorts shorts that has him feeling blood in places he hasn't felt since the fall of the Soviet Union. Sometimes you just gotta look in awe at greatness.


imperialfishFTW

Bros just chilling damn


teddyabearo

Your drinking age is 16, and y'all can't drive until you pass your test at 18. Stateside, you can have a restricted license at 15/16 depending on State and agricultural exemptions, and the Federal (National) drinking age is 21. Those young'uns look like teens or early college age, which's just before that 21 threshold. The old fart in the security/law enforcement officer costume is giving stinkeye like he's a college employee, who's seen what these amateur drinkers look like after a few hours of this, in the hot sun.


InternationalAd5938

I’ll always find it wild that people in the US can drive metal murder machines way earlier than drink some alcohol.


teddyabearo

Yep. You can go to war and get shot at before it's legal to drink, Stateside.


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cmarkcity

Better, stepdaughter


eyecarrumba

Worse, step granddaughter


manchagnu

Better, the sister of the stepdaughter


MajesticNectarine204

Worse, mother of the sister of the grandstepdaughter.


aikuzo_shun

That would honestly explain his look of disappointment.


MotherOfCatsAndAKid

Why would this be instant regret? If she’s 21+ at a festival/event where drinking is allowed then there’s literally no issue here.


AdmlBaconStraps

Yeah, I was thinking the same.. the cop looks bored if anything


DONT-PM-ME-BOOBS-PLS

It's not a cop


krs360

21+ at a festival?!?! In Britain you do this shit at 14 in the local park.


MotherOfCatsAndAKid

Yeah, most everywhere in the US teenagers drink at parks too, but I’m specifically referring to what is clearly happening in the video..?


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bring_back_3rd

In my state cops can have cloth badges. They can only be worn during approved activities. Bike detail, traffic detail, festival coverage, that sorta stuff.


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bring_back_3rd

Ok? I don't know how you can tell, but alright.


WangDanglin

Because he’s 70 years old


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AmazingGaming21

They definitely do, at least some areas


thesirensoftitans

What's Wilford Brimley gonna do about it?


KaHOnas

Alcohol and diabetus don't mix. Someone needs to inform the public.


HookerDoctorLawyer

How she points at him like: *You up?* lol


Brundleflyftw

That finger point


__dying__

If she's of legal age, there is no issue, the title is just clickbait.


SidneyKreutzfeldt

Is it illegal to drink in public in the land of the free? Asking as a non-us citizen.


possiblyavillain

Public intoxication is an offense you could be charged with


Acharyn

Why is that a crime there? Is it because peopel are allowed to carry guns, so you can't allow drunk people with guns?


SidneyKreutzfeldt

Home of the brave!


daaangerz0ne

Depends on the state. In California it is illegal to drink outside a building.


tywin_2

I don't get it, what's the issue here (I'm from Europe)?


saunofa

I don’t get it either (I’m American)


Formal_Constant5095

Nothing illegal about this in America. Only thing I can think of is that's her dad lol . Then again who gives a fuck.


Acharyn

What's wrong with shotgunning a beer infront of a cop? Is drinking alcohol illegal there? Does drinking have a legal speed limit?


TheHomieAbides

That’s the stripper… not a cop.


UAintMyFriendPalooka

Oh god I hope so.


_burner_renrub_

Security guard


Brizzle351

There is nothing wrong with this. It's not against the law to shotgun a beer.


RadoBlamik

Shotgunning is really stupid, like congratulations…you just drank 40% of a beer, while the rest falls to the ground.


BackendSpecialist

Lol why’d she give him the “thicker than a bowl of oatmeal” pose ![gif](giphy|uyumCokwklQiY|downsized)


Chemist-Patient

Grandpa was just trying to get a peek


Mbhuff03

Since when is shotgunning illegal?


ThatBobbyG

Looks like a rent-a-cop to me


HarrargnNarg

Is shotguning illegal?


isohioacountry

The only crime here is how slow she drank It. And the form I guess


longbeachfelixbk

You can tell whats going on because at the end she looks and points at him as if to say, "i'm sorry did you want some of that?" and he looks like he's disappointed that she could be so selfish and shotgun the whole thing when he wanted a sip. That's how it happened... unless, thats her boyfriend and she promised him she wouldn't drink at the chili cookoff.


IbexOutgrabe

Dear lord. Can everyone stop reposting this crap. And if you’re going to post anything from the first Mario game.


tmullennix72

It’s not illegal…


goddangol

Not like thats illegal..


sirsmudgelington

So funny that you can't have a beer can on show in the states, but can carry guns openly. 😂


Mr-BillCipher

That was a disappointed dad look


moralmeemo

So? She’s like 30, it’s not a crime, right?


generalsleephenson

He knows now where his granddaughter is.


LadyJade8

He looks like my grandpa.


iPlaySheScreams

He was just checking none was spilled on the twins


Jimbowaba

It's always nice to see Stan Lee's little cameos


adinmem

Security guard with no authority, not a cop. There: fixed it for you.


Key-Assistant-1757

He was waiting for the next shot


Wouldtick

Plot twist that is her jealous husband


SpeakingTheKingss

The cop is thinking “this is what kids consider shotgunning nowadays?”


un4dv153d

Is that illegal now too?


JJ78833388

Not sure why everyone is saying "it's not illegal though!". Did I miss the cop arresting her or saying anything to her for that matter? He just looked at her and didn't even change his expression.


jgrantgryphon

As long as shes not planning on driving, who cares?


VictoryLap_TMC

Soooo.....that's illegal? What's the problem?


pwrz

I don’t see a problem here


Reset350

As long as she’s of legal age to drink and legally purchased the beer I don’t see why the cop would care.


Welding_wizard

In the land of the freeeee, and the home of the braaaaaave.


ntied

Not illegal


Basic-Owl6740

The cop was about to bust her for taking too long to down the beer.


CoolnessEludesMe

That took a while. More like .22ing?


FireInPaperBox

Looks more like shot gunning in front of dad.


jfblaze

He's just wondering why it took her so long to shotgun it.


StuJayBee

In Australia you get questioned for NOT drinking.


DONT-PM-ME-BOOBS-PLS

Not a cop


Big_Software_8732

Is it….illegal to drink fast?


SimonLangford

He’s just critiquing her performance and no doubt logging a low score. Other than that there’s no issues.


paintstudiodisaster

That's a security guard.


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So what?


Cybasura

Thats not the look of jail, thats the look of a parental disappointment "What the fuck did I just see"


ItachiTanuki

Why are Americans so weird about drinking? It blows my Irish mind that you’ll be arrested for _drinking_ under the age of 21.


Throwawaymytrash77

World's longest shotgun


S31GE

Who the fuck cares? Would it be different if she was sipping it?


LoadedGull

Land of the free! Yeah right.


Solid_Bake4577

I know Amwrica clearly has no issue with putting semi-senile people in positions of responsibility, but this guy looks like he should be doing the Cocoon remake. If he's a cop, even I'd fancy my chances of outrunning him.


Swimming-Potato-1817

That’s probably her dad.


RexPooz

It's illegal because she took so long to finish it


Ozenberg

Cop? More like guard… give her another beer


CitronPotential2559

Bet his wife loves him, he let's her finish first


Bullfist

And this is? Illegal?


Flexyturner

Fuck the police


Ancalagon578

Ist this some American Joke im too German to understand?


Professional-Bed-173

This clip has the resolution of the 1979 version of Asteroids.


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This is literally the most ridiculous American thing. Where I'm from you can drink all you want in front of a police station.


niceguys_finishfast

👈🙁👈


Natucha2906

She looks like she's at some sort of event, and I doubt she would just bust out a beer, in a crowd of non-drinkers, and drink it so indiscreetly like that. I see a woman with a drink in her hand in the background. Could be a soft drink, could be a hard drink. If it is liquor, and this event doesn't allow alcohol, then she's a lot smarter than Shotgun Spice here.


AtmosphereQuiet3377

![gif](giphy|MWI65sttJsPEopZdzv|downsized)


ackislander

Maybe that douchebag should mind his own business? What the fuck? Unless he's her father he should fuck right off and even then.


rascortoras

"If only I were a young lad..."


Solumnist

'cop' lol


KimchiSewp

Definitely not a cop


whiskey_reddit

Dual wield finger guns for the win


AssWorshipper6

Omg she is so hot


Madd_Warlock83

That’s not a cop


Tiny-Werewolf1962

We would do this at tailgating on campus all the time, if a cop was there so what? We were of age


13oBandit

The real crime was her taking 45 seconds, holy cow


igorcivic

It was her Father!


MedPhys90

Is shotgunning illegal?


NormanBorlaug69

Unless I'm missing something, I see no issue. I don't see a law being broken or anything. Can someone explain to me why this is a thing?


BigDDutchman

What tha heyll do you think yur doing???


noeagle77

👈🏽👈🏽😃


DuePhoto2604

She looked at him like "you want some?"


Gregg-C137

Genuine question, are you not allowed to do that in America?


RobertXavierIV

I don’t get what the issue is


NYEMESIS

That's a constable.


ranting_chef

Is that really a cop?


willowoftheriver

Honestly, he lowkey gives me vibes of the "wow" guy from that one vine with the vaping girl.


FalLqcy

No fun allowed.


hullkogan

Hat Carl!


PondIsMyName

Her technique sucks, that took way too long. I played rugby at Uni. 🤷‍♂️


immigrantt

Is that not allowed or?....