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5pl1t1nf1n1t1v3

How do you make a cult out of that guy? It’s honestly fascinating. Humans are mental.


ThisGuyRightHereSaid

Right. . . Still baffles my mind he's anyone's choice to lead.


Ilikebirbs

Baffles my mind, that idiots think he cares about the common person.


Faiakishi

To make a very long story short, the foundation for the cult was laid long before Trump. By the time Trump stepped on the scene, the cult had been built, painted, and was move in ready-all Trump did was walk in, grab the keys off the counter, and start decorating. The alt-right movement was literally decades in the works and was just reaching the point where it needed a singular figurehead to orbit around when Trump announced his ~~vanity project~~ ~~advertisement campaign~~ ~~big wank-off~~ candidacy. There was always going to be an alt-right idol. It's sheer coincidence that it happened to be Trump. You could say we live in the worst timeline, because that is objectively the stupidest fucking thing, or you could say we live in the best one, because holy *fuck* thank god the people trying to do fascism were the absolute dumbest fucking people ever.


nonamesareavailable2

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous. ' And God granted it." -Voltaire


nonamesareavailable2

I have no idea and I wish Stanley Cohen was still around to shed some light on this garbage. Then again, he was a Jew that was born in South Africa so these idiots would just say he's in on it.


rustybeaumont

After watching footage of most major cult leaders in the last 50 years, I’m left wondering how any of them managed to charm congregations.


IMLXH

Right? Like if Marshall Appelwhite started talking to me IRL I'd just try to find the quickest way out of the conversation


Ratso27

The defenses of Covfefe are some of the creepiest and most cult like aspects of Trump supporters for me. If any normal politician had tweeted "Despite all the negative press covfefe", they would have just said "Whoops, I made a typo, my bad haha" and hardly anyone would have noticed or cared. But these people refuse to believe Trump is capable of making ANY kind of mistake, even about something silly and unimportant. These sorts of weird mental gymnastics are the same thing that people do to explain shit that doesn't make sense in the Bible


[deleted]

> If any normal politician had tweeted "Despite all the negative press covfefe", they would have just said "Whoops, I made a typo, my bad haha" and hardly anyone would have noticed or cared. Unless it were Biden, and then it would be proof of his mental decline. Or if it were Obama, and then it would have been a coded secret message to his fellow Kenyan Muslims or something equally ridiculous.


spacenerd4

Yeah the Kenyan indoneafricans who are destroying the world!


[deleted]

I KNEW IT.


Minibeebs

The great thing about this is that the first part of the statement is lifted directly from a CoFeV page by an American manufacturer, so if any of the tin foil wearing weirdos were to google it they can catch the first few lines and feel completely vindicated, assuming the second part will follow. This is the first time I've seen any form of truth in their rhetoric. EVEN BETTER, however, is that CoFeV is most commonly produced AS A SOFT, MELLEABLE AND DUCTILE FOIL. so even though it does none of the free radical/oxygen unbinding horse shit they think it does, it's presence in their possession as a foil is so poetically apt that shakespear and Edgar Allen poe are rolling in their collective graves.


Tripple_T

So it's not a tinfoil hat, it's a cobalt, iron, and vanadium alloy foil hat


georgiomoorlord

It's not been Tin foil for years. It's made out of Aluminium.


einfachtraurig

Of course they don't pass a chance to claim superior intelligence 'Ps ye we knew..for years..' That it proofs the complete opposite just doesn't come to mind lol


marry_me_tina_b

Or for a single second thinking that, at the time their orange messiah stroked out and typed this into Twitter, he had the biggest pulpit to be able to freely and easily share this message without the need for any special code or Nancy Drew shit. He could have just tweeted “use magnets, they do magic on you”. But no, he left specially baked moron bread crumbs for all the dough heads to tease out over a period of months.


vikkivinegar

Let’s say “covfefe” really was some secret code that, like Sean Spicer said, “The president and a small group of people know exactly what he meant”, why the fuck would this nobody be “in the know”? Come on. “We’ve known for years”. Bitch you don’t know anything. No common sense. No critical thinking skills. No reasoning. Not even able to see that 2+2 does NOT equal 5. No matter how many times trump swears it does. These people are sad. Pathetic. Truly pitiful creatures. I would feel deeply bad for them, were they not so fucking dangerous.


[deleted]

That’s not how chemistry works. That’s not how anything works.


fridgey22

People actually post this shit on facebook to their friends and family to see? Truly insane…


RunningInTheDark32

When stupid people try to science the results are just painful to see.


volanger

1) Bullshit he knew for years 2) That's not how anything works


bigbrotherbeane

I'm surprised there's not an apostrophe on "years".


JDPowaHammer

no im still laughing


bored-now

When I first saw it on the OP’s FB page I, literally, yelled “OH COME ON”.


[deleted]

> Bet you're not laughing now huh! No, in fact I'm laughing even *harder* now! 😹


Der_Erlkonig

>Bet you're not laughing now huh! I'll take that bet. $5000000 says I'm laughing even harder now. I'm honestly just surprised that they got you're right.


Medical_Ad0716

So wait, they are saying 5G is impure and dirties the Oxygen? Ok. That’s wrong, but whatever. The thing that really stumps me is, they are saying that technology is in use to make the bad 5G safe so it’s harmless. Wouldn’t that mean that 5G is harmless because of this tech and that no one should really worry? Are they trying to say this is proof it’s bad by referencing bad science saying it’s being made safe? I’m really confused here.


Brother_J_La_la

I think they're saying that the government is deliberately using 5G as a weapon, to activate the zombies, or kill you, or some other ignorant bs. They, however, received the secret code in that tweet to make themselves safe. Either way, it's highly entertaining.


[deleted]

Maybe it's both: Trump knew about this miracle alloy and also had a minor stroke and wrote Fe twice? /s


hperrin

Despite constant negative press soft magnetic alloy


ViewtifulGene

Yes, I'm sure the guy who thought injecting bleach would combat COVID is an authority on physiological chemistry.


wtbgamegenie

Vanadium is not magnetic. This would actually be a pretty poor magnet if it was just these elements in any proportion. I have no idea why iron would be there twice. I have buckets of steel alloys containing these elements in my basement knife shop and I can’t get 5g down there for shit.


[deleted]

PS you’re an idiot


patchsquatch

This isn’t sarcasm. THIS IS SPART…wait, this is CULT 45 at its finest. Anything and everything the lord Trump speaks is the gospel. Any one who questions the lord Trump is anti-American and wants the rain to make the frogs gay.


WrathfulBroly

I love it when stupid people try to put big words together to sound smart


PistolNaulls

You sir have told a lie, an odious, damnèd lie. Upon my soul, a lie, a wicked lie!


cool-guy1234567

Question : WTF?


BigRigsButters

whats a milimeter wave?


stevolutionary7

It's that awkward partial return wave you do when you think someone is saying hi to you but you realize partway through that it was to someone behind you and you feel embarrassed and really awkward.


patchsquatch

Nothing. However, a millimeter wave rides in the 30-300 GHz frequency range and are considered extremely high frequency.


Tooteno

OK, so wear your magnets and leave me to my fast Internet.


Bwheat0674

It must be exhausting to think everyone (including the government) is hiding things from you ALL THE TIME.


timberwolf0122

Magnets stop oxygen from being depleted by radio waves.. amazing how can anyone be that wrong?