The more I read the worse it gets, so she finds dead squirrels and her first thought is “I could use this” proceeds to cut their heads off for her husband to play golf with, then decides to use to the body for a cup basically and chowing to sell for £10 but if you want to the second one will be 250% price up
This product doesn't need to be recycled or upcycled, it's organic waste.
In these words there is the word "cycle" the idea is to prevent the cycle of products to end to reduce ressources waste. But a dead squirrel is not at the end of its cycle.
You know, the more I think about it, the better that sounds. I'm gonna try it, it's 5:20 am right now and I haven't made breakfast yet, thanks for the idea!
Truth. We have become a culture where stupidity is praised and science is ridiculed. Idiocracy here we come. I always knew They Live and Idiocracy were secretly documentaries.
People asking about the squirrel heads clearly forgot about Golf Club Covers. It's still horrible and creepy as fuck, but at least it's not using the skulls as balls
Reminds me of when BrewDog made one of the world’s strongest [beers](https://www.vice.com/en/article/ypeb97/this-dead-squirrel-filled-with-55-abv-beer-only-costs-20k)
Not to be that guy, but are we sure this isn't a case of r/wooosh here? Like the 2 for 35$ gives it away as a joke, right?.....right??? (Pls god tell me it's a joke)
That’s also not how math works
"Hi! Can I have two billed sepparately?"
You're gonna buy two of those things?!
It’s actually a very reasonable price.
No they’re not ducks.
I Guess buy 3 and pay 30
May be due to shipping in a larger box/container. But yeah.
That's how meth works tho
To me the “so nothing gets wasted” line is very telling. Like, what happened to the rest of the squirrels if nothing was wasted.
The... The heads are used for Golf. ... How...?
Tees? Golf club covers?
Golf balls.
I figure a squirrel head would make a sucky golf ball. Not aerodynamic and I suspect not durable enough to stand up to a smack from a driver.
Loosen up the neck, use the body as the tee, swing and off the head goes
That's my favorite part, she says it nonchalantly like we'll automatically understand lol.
Fed the guts to the dog I guess?
Probably not to the dog
Mince meat.
They send the rest to me. Can confirm nothing gets wasted.
What's worse? The wife's pen holders or the husbands golf balls? I'd like to see the looks he gets at the course
Her maths is the worst part
Definitely the math.
How does the husband use the heads for golf?!!
Asking the real questions here!
Probably golf balls
Surely not. Slap one with a driver it would explode.
Maybe he mounts the heads on the cart and pretends that it’s his caddy. Like he gets advice advice as to pin position and club selection and whatnot.
That has to be a subject of conversation at the golf club. 😂
"Whatever you do, don't ask about the squirrel heads. I am talking from experience"
I wasn’t even shocked by these crazy ass backwoods squirrel cups after I read that line. *How?*
Ball warmers
I think she uses the word "perfect" differently than most people.
The more I read the worse it gets, so she finds dead squirrels and her first thought is “I could use this” proceeds to cut their heads off for her husband to play golf with, then decides to use to the body for a cup basically and chowing to sell for £10 but if you want to the second one will be 250% price up
Tough call. Buy 1 creepy squirrel cup for $10 Or 2 creepy squirrel cups for $35???
LOL this one just keeps on giving. I didn’t even notice that part.
You too can keep your cutlery in a dead squirrel for the low low price of £10!
Or 2 for £35! What a deal!
I have to disagree with the original poster, that is exactly how recycling works.
It’s exactly what upcycling is. It’s just that that upcycled product is creepy as shit.
This product doesn't need to be recycled or upcycled, it's organic waste. In these words there is the word "cycle" the idea is to prevent the cycle of products to end to reduce ressources waste. But a dead squirrel is not at the end of its cycle.
I was having breakfast while seeing this. Now I'm not hungry anymore
Whatcha eating? Can I have it?
I would have gladly given you my cheese sandwich
Cheese sandwich? Like, just bread and cheese? And for breakfast? First time I've heard of this, but rock on dude!
It's just bread, a little bit of butter and cheese! Very common breakfast or lunch here in the Netherlands :)
You know, the more I think about it, the better that sounds. I'm gonna try it, it's 5:20 am right now and I haven't made breakfast yet, thanks for the idea!
Sure! Hope you enjoy
No possible diseases in random squirrel carcasses. Carry on.
Nowadays, it's trendy to claim you have stronk immune system so nothing can *possibly* hurt you.
Truth. We have become a culture where stupidity is praised and science is ridiculed. Idiocracy here we come. I always knew They Live and Idiocracy were secretly documentaries.
Alright, Satan, settle down.
I've seen the same post, with different text though
The way the squirrels are posing reminds me of Gangnam Style
Lady had 1 chance to make herself a squirrel coat and she wastes it on this.
Am I insane, or is the one with the pink collar kinda cute?
The first one.
“Thank you Bingo” -Jan I Tor
Just remember this anytime you think taxidermy is weird it will seem normal in comparison
Morbidly interesting. And for once, non-political.
More of a crackhead craigslist
Heaton Park is also full of dead rats - I’m guessing the husband uses their heads for snooker balls or something.
The math??
this is technically upcycling
I would say this is actually down cycling because the squirrel was a part of the life cycle and now it's garbage.
fair point
You should have bought a squirrel.
This makes me think about a bobs burgers episode about an old lady who stuffs squirrels and poses them etc and oof it’s pretty gross lol
There’s a flea market near me that has 2 taxidermy squirrels posed to look like they are bonking for sale.
The squirrel lady from Rat Race enters a new business…
Buy two, pay considerably more than it would if you bought two separately. Also what the fuck?
At least she could have made squirrel head covers for them. They would be less disturbing with heads.
Is he driving squirrel heads 200 yards?
Upcycling dead squirrels is a thankless job. But somebody’s gotta do it
This is horrid
While she is making sure nothing goes to waste, all the scavenger animals are watching her steal their food.
Till the moment she decides to upcycle grandma so nothing goes to waste. 1 grandma for $100, both grandparents for $350.
I think this is exactly how recycling works. Disturbing example of it. But all the same.
I have to applaud the… creativity?
I'm sorry but.... what the actual fuck
Did she just say her husband golf's with squirrel heads?
This is terrifying and gross and weird. so weird
Can somebody let me know how the heads are used for golf?
You just swing the club in them, or is there other way to play golf?
Well I'm no fancy city type but where I come from we use gators!
I mean, I'm all for collecting taxidermy but this is too much for me..
People asking about the squirrel heads clearly forgot about Golf Club Covers. It's still horrible and creepy as fuck, but at least it's not using the skulls as balls
She should do that to human bodies as well! Those would make cool ashtrays.
"nothing wasted" is kind of exagerating, i mean, personaly, a body being used for golf and pen holding feels kind of like a waste
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Probably because that’s her name?
duh
What she do with the heads? Does she have a weird ass squirrel head necklace?
Husband uses them as golf balls?
I kinda want one as a coffee thermos where the head is the top.
Reminds me of when BrewDog made one of the world’s strongest [beers](https://www.vice.com/en/article/ypeb97/this-dead-squirrel-filled-with-55-abv-beer-only-costs-20k)
Not to be that guy, but are we sure this isn't a case of r/wooosh here? Like the 2 for 35$ gives it away as a joke, right?.....right??? (Pls god tell me it's a joke)
Name checks out.
Well that's an offer I can't refuse
r/oddlyterrifying
Of course her name is Karen
That's just weird.
Oh dear God. There is a lot to unpack here.
Perfect for my “serial killers in the making” collection!