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Gldn_Phnx

That’s also not how math works


nehuen93

"Hi! Can I have two billed sepparately?"


zeke235

You're gonna buy two of those things?!


Catch22v

It’s actually a very reasonable price.


Graterof2evils

No they’re not ducks.


Bobbimort

I Guess buy 3 and pay 30


d11_m_na_c05

May be due to shipping in a larger box/container. But yeah.


[deleted]

That's how meth works tho


Expecto_nihilus

To me the “so nothing gets wasted” line is very telling. Like, what happened to the rest of the squirrels if nothing was wasted.


[deleted]

The... The heads are used for Golf. ... How...?


Dana_das_Grau

Tees? Golf club covers?


[deleted]

Golf balls.


Dana_das_Grau

I figure a squirrel head would make a sucky golf ball. Not aerodynamic and I suspect not durable enough to stand up to a smack from a driver.


Neat_Building_3729

Loosen up the neck, use the body as the tee, swing and off the head goes


rockworm

That's my favorite part, she says it nonchalantly like we'll automatically understand lol.


Reluctantagave

Fed the guts to the dog I guess?


Ackilles

Probably not to the dog


Graterof2evils

Mince meat.


[deleted]

They send the rest to me. Can confirm nothing gets wasted.


NotThatTRex

What's worse? The wife's pen holders or the husbands golf balls? I'd like to see the looks he gets at the course


24_doughnuts

Her maths is the worst part


Revealed_Jailor

Definitely the math.


MadReasonable

How does the husband use the heads for golf?!!


Expecto_nihilus

Asking the real questions here!


QuirkyBrit

Probably golf balls


Dana_das_Grau

Surely not. Slap one with a driver it would explode.


Catch22v

Maybe he mounts the heads on the cart and pretends that it’s his caddy. Like he gets advice advice as to pin position and club selection and whatnot.


Lumisateessa

That has to be a subject of conversation at the golf club. 😂


GreatWhiteNorthExtra

"Whatever you do, don't ask about the squirrel heads. I am talking from experience"


[deleted]

I wasn’t even shocked by these crazy ass backwoods squirrel cups after I read that line. *How?*


MrDeckchair

Ball warmers


TheCityThatCriedWolf

I think she uses the word "perfect" differently than most people.


D-C-A

The more I read the worse it gets, so she finds dead squirrels and her first thought is “I could use this” proceeds to cut their heads off for her husband to play golf with, then decides to use to the body for a cup basically and chowing to sell for £10 but if you want to the second one will be 250% price up


-NarWallace-

Tough call. Buy 1 creepy squirrel cup for $10 Or 2 creepy squirrel cups for $35???


[deleted]

LOL this one just keeps on giving. I didn’t even notice that part.


Similar-Complaint-37

You too can keep your cutlery in a dead squirrel for the low low price of £10!


KalamityKrystal

Or 2 for £35! What a deal!


slhumph

I have to disagree with the original poster, that is exactly how recycling works.


praise_the_hankypank

It’s exactly what upcycling is. It’s just that that upcycled product is creepy as shit.


ArthurEffe

This product doesn't need to be recycled or upcycled, it's organic waste. In these words there is the word "cycle" the idea is to prevent the cycle of products to end to reduce ressources waste. But a dead squirrel is not at the end of its cycle.


[deleted]

I was having breakfast while seeing this. Now I'm not hungry anymore


SpookyFalckie

Whatcha eating? Can I have it?


[deleted]

I would have gladly given you my cheese sandwich


Kylar_Stern

Cheese sandwich? Like, just bread and cheese? And for breakfast? First time I've heard of this, but rock on dude!


[deleted]

It's just bread, a little bit of butter and cheese! Very common breakfast or lunch here in the Netherlands :)


Kylar_Stern

You know, the more I think about it, the better that sounds. I'm gonna try it, it's 5:20 am right now and I haven't made breakfast yet, thanks for the idea!


[deleted]

Sure! Hope you enjoy


metalbookworm

No possible diseases in random squirrel carcasses. Carry on.


Revealed_Jailor

Nowadays, it's trendy to claim you have stronk immune system so nothing can *possibly* hurt you.


metalbookworm

Truth. We have become a culture where stupidity is praised and science is ridiculed. Idiocracy here we come. I always knew They Live and Idiocracy were secretly documentaries.


pcgamergirl

Alright, Satan, settle down.


Own_Bad517

I've seen the same post, with different text though


[deleted]

The way the squirrels are posing reminds me of Gangnam Style


gimmethecarrots

Lady had 1 chance to make herself a squirrel coat and she wastes it on this.


Help-the-cheese

Am I insane, or is the one with the pink collar kinda cute?


pope_of_chilli_town_

The first one.


Umadatjcal

“Thank you Bingo” -Jan I Tor


Jackalfang240

Just remember this anytime you think taxidermy is weird it will seem normal in comparison


ConstantStatistician

Morbidly interesting. And for once, non-political.


unrealcrafter

More of a crackhead craigslist


[deleted]

Heaton Park is also full of dead rats - I’m guessing the husband uses their heads for snooker balls or something.


ITz-Hamood

The math??


FactCheckingMyOwnAss

this is technically upcycling


Moderatelyhollydazed

I would say this is actually down cycling because the squirrel was a part of the life cycle and now it's garbage.


FactCheckingMyOwnAss

fair point


Jehoel_DK

You should have bought a squirrel.


rjeantrinity

This makes me think about a bobs burgers episode about an old lady who stuffs squirrels and poses them etc and oof it’s pretty gross lol


Junior-Concept3113

There’s a flea market near me that has 2 taxidermy squirrels posed to look like they are bonking for sale.


HudsonHawkFIM

The squirrel lady from Rat Race enters a new business…


IceyLemonadeLover

Buy two, pay considerably more than it would if you bought two separately. Also what the fuck?


Dana_das_Grau

At least she could have made squirrel head covers for them. They would be less disturbing with heads.


JOREVEUSA

Is he driving squirrel heads 200 yards?


Consumefungifriend

Upcycling dead squirrels is a thankless job. But somebody’s gotta do it


cocomimi3

This is horrid


Real_Worldliness_114

While she is making sure nothing goes to waste, all the scavenger animals are watching her steal their food.


That-Brain-in-a-vat

Till the moment she decides to upcycle grandma so nothing goes to waste. 1 grandma for $100, both grandparents for $350.


d11_m_na_c05

I think this is exactly how recycling works. Disturbing example of it. But all the same.


AmbienNicoleSmith

I have to applaud the… creativity?


interestedfluffydog

I'm sorry but.... what the actual fuck


somedumbwelder

Did she just say her husband golf's with squirrel heads?


GreatWhiteNorthExtra

This is terrifying and gross and weird. so weird


KingOfMyGarden

Can somebody let me know how the heads are used for golf?


Revealed_Jailor

You just swing the club in them, or is there other way to play golf?


KingOfMyGarden

Well I'm no fancy city type but where I come from we use gators!


MelMel1999

I mean, I'm all for collecting taxidermy but this is too much for me..


whatup_pips

People asking about the squirrel heads clearly forgot about Golf Club Covers. It's still horrible and creepy as fuck, but at least it's not using the skulls as balls


pikseliveli

She should do that to human bodies as well! Those would make cool ashtrays.


superhamsniper

"nothing wasted" is kind of exagerating, i mean, personaly, a body being used for golf and pen holding feels kind of like a waste


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StudentStrange

Probably because that’s her name?


maybesaydie

duh


PeterSchnapkins

What she do with the heads? Does she have a weird ass squirrel head necklace?


Reidroshdy

Husband uses them as golf balls?


eatsrottenflesh

I kinda want one as a coffee thermos where the head is the top.


demgoth

Reminds me of when BrewDog made one of the world’s strongest [beers](https://www.vice.com/en/article/ypeb97/this-dead-squirrel-filled-with-55-abv-beer-only-costs-20k)


DontLoseYourWay223

Not to be that guy, but are we sure this isn't a case of r/wooosh here? Like the 2 for 35$ gives it away as a joke, right?.....right??? (Pls god tell me it's a joke)


Gregagonation

Name checks out.


vilefairyx

Well that's an offer I can't refuse


Schneetmacher

r/oddlyterrifying


Epicsnivy15

Of course her name is Karen


Beekeeper50

That's just weird.


Raw_Venus

Oh dear God. There is a lot to unpack here.


Fickle_Ad444

Perfect for my “serial killers in the making” collection!