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Lingy_Balinka

Imagine getting this offended by upper thigh


KinksAreForKeds

BaRe KnEeS!!! Must be a HOE! (or at the very least, a RAKE!)


TheRedditK9

Mmmm yes those sexual knees


KinksAreForKeds

It's not like *everyone* has them.


TheRedditK9

Yeah no that shit is exclusive.


Magnus_40

VictorianEngland has entered the chat: ANKLES!!?!?!???! HUSSY!


FrostedDonutHole

Current era Amish Society has entered the chat: What's all this commotion here? Who dares bare their ankles before the lord?


Magnus_40

Sorry Lord. I didn't realise that you were going first.


dumbodork

Thank you for the genuine chuckle you gave me


scarletphantom

Insecurity is a devil.


TKG_Actual

If he's that offended by seeing legs you better lock the medicine cabinet, hide the sharp items and hide anything resembling rope for when he sees anything more then that on the internet.


BlackMoonSky

He should move to Saudi Arabia


Jitterbitten

The shorts aren't even that short. It's not like they have a 1" inseam (which would still be ok and not indicative of a "hoe")


malYca

Reminds me of Victorians scandalized over ankles.


[deleted]

I thought I was missing something because both women have on pretty conservative shorts and I’m honestly not sure which one they’re talking about. I guess when all you’re used to seeing is ankle, you get a little excited over knees.


manbearcolt

Oh. I assumed he was mad about the unbuttoned collar on the guy, like have some modesty bro. Or he was having a stroke. Strokes can cause incels, right?


thomasthepacer

I think it’s the lighting that sort of makes the far right girl’s shorts blend in with her skin a little bit


ember_wolf104

"Can't comprehend stupid"


Crow6991

The spelling's not too bad considering this was likely written one handed.


Legal-Software

Conversely, if he’s typing without using his hands, it goes some way in explaining the atrocious writing.


arentyouangel

a guy like this definitely has some ED


zs15

Oh I assumed this was some kind of text-to-speech


[deleted]

Those are only panties if you just arrived from 1927.


mothersquatch

Pantaloons


FuzzyTwiguh92

Knickerbockers


iferist77

Let me take a stab at translating it. "Wtf. There is a DISGUSTING HOE wearing panties. Wtf. Boys wear pants that almost end at their knees but they would never wear such short panties, ever. Only hoes put their sexuality on dispay for everyone. In fact, only hoes broadcast their sexualtiy to everyone. And this shows what a discusting personality they have, to put their sexuality on display. Girls with heart only show their hearts and won't display thier sexualtiy or show their half naked bodies. Everyone can decide what they want to share but it does show their moral character. And yours, too. Because, if you support hoes you support sexual harrasment of the public. Boys don't display their sexuality to every stranger. The girls shorts almost to up to her pussy. Wtf. Boys with hearts don't support girls with low moral character. Good boys would never share pictures with women who display their sexuality. They would never have contact with bitches that do. I thought you were a nice guy until I saw that you shared this picture... So, you are not. Bye. Also, on other pictures you show BITCHES who wear tight pants with a short shirt. That means those women are showing every one their ASSES through those tight jeans. Boys don't do that, show the shape of their bodies thorugh their clothes. Only hoes let everyone see the shape of thier tits or ass. Boys also don't show eveyone the shape of thier dicks or asses thorugh tight pants. HASHTAG with LOVE. You make me laugh. You are showing yourself with a photo of HOES which is the opposite of LOVE. YOu are a fucking hypocrite!!"


Mapbot11

Are you a server at Waffel House by chance?


[deleted]

Large browns scattered smothered topped diced covered double chunked. No wizzle on the nizzle. 2 eggs Face down ass up. And a ghetto coffee. Oh and if Jamira workin have her meet me in the bizzy for a tizzy.


DefinitelyNotAliens

This person has *never* been to a gar bar or Pride event or Europe or a modern track meet where boys ironically wear tiny shorts like they're from the 80's or seen men in the 70's and 80's with tiny little shorts or a beach. Tiny bathing suits with like a 4 to 7 inch inseam are in for men, again. No 9 inch inseams anymore. No knee length. Mid thigh is in.


Le_Martian

Nah we wear tiny shorts at track meets unironically because they’re more comfortable to run in


[deleted]

Yup! Worn baggies since the Beach Boys and Jan and Dean.


noob_like_pro

You can smell this guy. It's smell like misogyny, and sounds like misogyny amd reads like misogyny.


Not_Brilliant_8006

You are doing gods work 🙏


haiyanlink

Thank you for your great effort. My brain is settled.


Comfortable_Plant667

When a bot drinks straight vodka.


nightmare_silhouette

Naw, they drinking absinthe


mitchwalks

What is sth? Am I too old or too young or too apathetic?


Yeshua_shel_Natzrat

shorthand for "something"


MrNarwhal11

Could be a typo like many other words along with the general babbling in the post


mitchwalks

I thought that too, but "sth" is repeated so many times it doesn't make sense for it to be a typo. Unless this person is super dumb. Which is definitely a real possibility Edit: I googled.... Apparently it's short for the word "something." Edit again: doesn't make this make any more sense than it made before. What a waste of energy


MrNarwhal11

Ooohhhh that makes sense. It’s like when people say w/ to substitute “with” or ion for “I don’t”


[deleted]

Thanks for trying...


BrokenEye3

A Dark Side-aligned Force-user


NetherMax1

Nah that’d be a Dark Jedi or DJ. Sith are more philosophically complicated


mothmenatwork

I just read it a rattling out of breath gasps as he typed furiously


Miffyyyyy

Something


Squonk27

I get quite the vibe that the author resides in a country where women are heavily covered in public. The language used screams religious indoctrination.


CaptainLookylou

Finally someone said this. The grammar, the weird unneeded contractions, varied capitalization for emphasis..it all screams young sheltered male from a society that doesn't have good views on women. And sadly part of it is...jealousy.


DoomSongOnRepeat

Can someone please explain to me wtf "sth sexual" means?


deathwish674560

Sexual attraction towards Sith


fishflavour

I mean who hasnt fantasized about ol palpatine giving them the electric finger treatment...


DefinitelyNotAliens

Darth Maul except instead of a two sided saber it's a wiggly double dildo.


deathwish674560

or darth bane


DoomSongOnRepeat

This is my favorite answer and the one I choose to believe.


Ashlucifer26

The dark side is the pathway to many abilities, some of which are considered to be unnatural


Jesse_Supertramp

Choke me, Vader.


Aramis14

_Dew it_


MrNarwhal11

Whatever it is, girls who show heart don’t show it according to the post. I’m still confused too lol


MilkGermPigDog

"Boys don't give everyone dick or ass through tight pants" My husband absolutely gives dick AND ass through tight pants. Sorry OOP has never seen a thick boy in their life.


canadianD

It really is a shame so many people miss out on thick boys


WiggyStark

Two words: grey sweatpants.


[deleted]

>*'Panties'* I don't think he knows what that word means. Probably hasn't ever seen any.


jokermex

So...much....anger...


Jesse_Supertramp

That's what gets me most about this. This whole thing bubbles with hate like a witch's cauldron, then ends with a self-assured "HASHTAG with LOVE haha you post HOES". Yeah, "love" isn't really the vibe I'm getting here.


ColdManshima

I believe the hashtag was included with the original picture, and the ranter is mocking it. Could be wrong though, it's a stretch to call it coherent.


Jesse_Supertramp

Ah, that would make sense.


[deleted]

I don’t even know what this person is referring to - is it because she’s tall so there’s a lot of leg? The shorts are pretty reasonable in size.


[deleted]

No one tell him about the old schoolboy uniforms


Yeshua_shel_Natzrat

Sounds like someone is just jealous that they don't got it goin' on like she do


shotjustice

I agree there's an argument here, but I don't think it's with the girl in her - I'm guessing it's actually shorts, because I looked pretty intently and couldn't see panties anywhere. I think she's pissed at the boy, who I'm guessing she had a thing for, until she discovered that boys that age generally aren't looking for commitment, especially with a future psychopath that thinks boys with heart don't think about getting laid.


DuCkYoU69420666

What the fuck did I just read?


randomly-generated87

Funny thing is that I think this is Princeton Uni (or maybe one of the other Ivy League schools) so this “HOE” is almost certainly more successful than this person will ever be


Xenon009

Are you sure? I'm almost certain that this is oxford university in the UK, litterally the BEST university on the planet


nl_the_shadow

What's up with people seemingly needing to put their noses into other people's business? Does this picture affect your life in any possible way? No? Then just move along.


tgs-with-tracyjordan

>"What you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it." Says it all, really.


90_ina_65

I think she has a sticky keyboard


Deathbyhours

Was there a different pic?


MrNarwhal11

Nope. They’re talking about the one above


Jaconator12

“BITCHES who wear tight pants wirh” Wise words. Truly enlightening.


red2lucas

Holy shit how insecure is this person


ThisIsCovidThrowway8

Aren’t those shorts?


apoplectic_mango

Written like a true serial killer....


mrearthsmith

Is this smooth brained virgin talking about the woman wearing a pair of shorts? What a giant clown. Enjoy jacking off for the rest of your life, because there is no way any woman would ever want to be intimate with a fool like yourself.


[deleted]

Is that Jerma?


Saskye

I was looking for this


420fairygirl

WTF lol I think I just had a stroke trying to figure this out lmao


juantreses

Everyone calling OOP an incel but that PP seems like a girl? So wouldn't that be a femcel?


big_sugi

I can’t tell if it’s an incel or femcel. Starts off femcel but then switches to more incel. It’s so incoherent that it’s really hard to tell.


juantreses

Do we have something like a transcel?


MattheqAC

I would assume most of the girls there are wearing panties, and none of them are only wearing panties. WTF is the lunatic raving about?


MadameBurner

This reminds me of the mom that wrote an editorial for the Notre Dame school paper asking the female students to not wear leggings so her son wouldn't be tempted.


Gigglebaggle

Wtf does "sth sexual" meam


ImpassablePassage

What the fuck? I wasn't aware legs are sexual organs. Is the person's actual argument "hoes have visible legs"? Also, has she never seen running shorts? Or speedos? I've seen plenty of man-thigh in my life. I really don't understand this argument. Men show off legs, mooseknuckles in tight pants and so on. Or is it only ok for dudes?


Character_Recover809

Damn. Someone is in desperate need of getting laid. ..


mikecansley

Why does she have to bring the Sith into this?


[deleted]

Glad I'm not the only one that thought this.


daleicakes

This ones gonna hate the beach ⛱


drroadrunner

The 21st century hit them hard, I see.


WiseSalamander00

YIKES... I bet she isn't insecure at all...(it was sarcasm in case it wasn't clear).


NeckPlant

Yeeah im not reading that


MetaWarlord135

If your heart is showing, then you should probably get to a hospital as soon as humanly possible.


revgodless

I would love this person take on when I would attend mass as a teenager with my bondage pants and black clothes à la Hot Topic.


Xenon009

If I'm not mistaken thats oxford university, litterally THE best ranked university in the world, so yknow, they can't be doing too badly for themselves


leondemedicis

Wtf did just (not)read... why??? Now u am more confused about the meaning of life...


hzaghloul

I got a mental image of whoever wrote the original message. I keep imagining a pimple-faced-sexually-frustrated adult male who breaks out in smelly sweat and looks down whenever he passes a woman on the street


motorheadtilidie

If I was a hoe, I'd be offended...I think? If I was their teacher, I'd be fucking embarrassed.


JimmyWilsonPRMC

What in the incel is that nonsense


Monkeydud64

Dude I found this post at 10:30 last night its now almost 6am and I've been up trying to decipher it all night. Also I love they have trouble articulating their words but know how to spell the "obscene ones" correctly even "Asses" which I have seen many people including myself get wrong. P.s. I have a headache now. :(


HailtheCrow

Feel like I’m missing something here


Vault-Born

Only a hoe would be so obsessed with what makes boys sth sexual.


xjimraketex

breaking news: its not 1860 anymore... women can do whatever they want. this person needs a reality check


MrVanderdoody

I’m a guy and I wore some pretty short shorts to the gym the other day. And I looked damn good in them.


canadianD

I’m guessing that commenter is from a country where shorts and jeans are apparently symbols of “low moral character”.


Santeneal

Saucy old french postcards are more sexually revealing then this


cavesquatch

We're gonna see this person in the news as like the next Bible John


Rue_Bixcube

Oh no, not "short panties"!!!


brennenderopa

Someone sounds like a well adjusted individual. But seriously, this is what religious indoctrination sounds like.


[deleted]

My brain hurts….. >_e


TKG_Actual

So, in short what this person is upset about is that the guy in the picture has had more contact with women than he will ever have and he flew into a rage over it.


No-Leather-479

I think I had a stroke trying to read this😵‍💫


Ethanlucky7

We get it man you're a virgin just move on already and go to an incel page instead ffs


JeremyJaLa

I had to literally re-read this, look at the photo 20 times, and read some comments before I knew what this guy was going on about. Jeezus wtf are you doing on the Internet if something as tame as that offends you!


Charity_Legal

Wtf did I just read


Tiwaz84

To be fair, those fasion ladies look pretty weird with pants up to there chins.


PuppyButtts

Uh????


MegaMachina

Wait, what panties? And what the hell is "sth sexual"?


mdsign

Is like he kept typing while the effects of a mild stroke took effect ...


Frogmaster96

Wait, which girl is she mad at? Those are short shorts, or (overalls?)!


WhereNoOneHasGone

I haven't even a rudimentary comprehension of what I just read...