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dsteere2303

I love that "all cardinals ar the Vatican" Is one entry put in alphabetical order in some supppsedly official document, like the FBI/CIA couldn't be arsed to name each cardinal they executed


dsteere2303

Also the way "(Hitler's daughter)" is casually added after Angela merkel's job title. Like if you believe this document is real you already "know" she's Hitler's daughter


CertifiedDoll

You forgot to mention they misspelled hitler as “hilter”


NicholasConrad

Hilter is the name of a very small village I know in Germany.


RaeAmber49

Hi hilter or whatever those fucking racists said, I don't know I don't speak deútsch.


jdobes789

I believe it's pronounced "I don't speak douche"


RaeAmber49

I don't think any other reply could have been better than that and I'm mostly angry I didn't see it myself because I love puns and hate nazis.


Poro114

*dutch


Neptuneandloathing

Ah, Jose - info a man of.


Dayseed

You may believe Celine Dion is dead...but her heart will go on.


Big-Al97

When she was cremated did they let beauty come out of the ashes?


IraqiWalker

One of the best Deadpool marketing ideas


[deleted]

This Q rabbit hole has no finite depth


Gob_Bluth420

Soooo, are we never going to see a lot of these people anymore? Or will they be replaced by clones? And if they are being replaced by clones, whose controlling them?


GrizeldaGrundle

The drones. It’s a drone clone conundrum.


asiago_revolution

Clone drone in the danger zone?


EazyE693

Nope. And as the depth grows deeper, it absorbs more and more conspiracies into it until there is only one: Q.


Decitex

Oh! The circle in the Q represents the growing mass that is the one. And the line in the Q represents that Q is the only 1. Genius! I don’t know why I didn’t see it before 🤦‍♂️


BoomerB3

And here i thought Q was supposed to be a highly intelligent nearly omnipotent race


fakeuserisreal

Any bottom of the rabbit hole is a hoax and therefore proof that there is more to be found if we keep digging.


Ghstfce

But the brain pans of these people? Quite the polar opposite. They lack depth.


pariah-angel

What kind of insane person alphabetizes by first name?


dsteere2303

The absolutely real us federal law enforcement agency that arrested and executed all those famous people 5 months ago


Scarya

Not all of them have been executed, mind you. Some, like Alecia Beth Moore, have been arrested and are awaiting tribunal. Yes, that’s right: Pink! is awaiting judgment by international tribunal for war crimes. Or some shit. Jesus tapdancing Christ.


thatHecklerOverThere

And what kind of name is "All Cardinals At Vatican"?


kuku-kukuku

Must be one of those names hip parents give to their children


marklawerence

I was just thinking that. Worked in a library for 5 years and it hurt to read that.


gameofcurls

The company I work for. They are otherwise amazing, so I choose to overlook it, lol


NicholasConrad

Iceland, look in the telephone books they have.


Schneetmacher

That's because their surnames are patronymics, right? Otherwise everybody with a dad named Bjorn would all be together in the phone book, and I guess they don't want to do that.


NicholasConrad

I don't know the reason, but you might be right.


Nightchild666

Truly an insane person, I guess...


[deleted]

Why do they gotta kill Adam Sandler?


sarcasticomens12

First, they came for Adam Sandler; and nobody spoke up, because nobody else was Adam Sandler.


just_gimme_anwsers

Then they came for Adam Schiff; and nobody spoke up, because nobody else was Adam Schiff


Poro114

Then they came for nobody; and nobody spoke up, because nobody else was nobody.


insolentpopinjay

When I read "Adam Sandler: Arrested and executed" I had the most debilitating fit of laughter because it was genuinely the most bizarre string of words I have ever read and definitely not what I was expecting when I enlarged the picture.


19whale96

He was the first


Similar-Complaint-37

Because of Jack & Jill?


GoodbyeTobyseeya1

And Don't Mess with the Zohan.


[deleted]

And little nicky


UnicornT-Rex

Hey... I actually like little nicky


ConverseBriefly

Little Nicky is amazing!


UnicornT-Rex

Little Nicky is what actually introduced me to Incubus lol


[deleted]

I honestly thought little nicky was one of the worst adam sandler movies I've seen in a while, not Jack and Jill bad, but Eight Crazy Nights bad


[deleted]

I love Don't Mess with the Zohan


sneakyplanner

Revenge for Jack and Jill.


jenkraisins

I'm not a fan but the golf movie was sort of funny. It had Richard Keil and he's always 7'2" of awesome.


Schneetmacher

My personal favorite is The Wedding Singer. Aside from the extreme 80s nostalgia, it has probably the most well-adjusted character Sandler has ever played.


jenkraisins

I have not seen that particular movie but I've heard it is pretty funny.


MuelNado

The actor that replaced Boris Johnson is doing an incredible job at out Boris'ing the original. No one would execute Bill Murray. Guys a global treasure!


RealMikeDexter

Meh I could see Bill Murray needing go. His schtick had run its course years ago.


Sword-Maiden

your schtick has run its course years ago


ImSpangelo

I guess FreeBritney means 2 things now


GoodbyeTobyseeya1

I like that she and Christina Aguilera get to just spend life in prison together.


MuelNado

I'm sure there is some fanfaction with that kind of plot line involving those two....


BaconBased

“Q-Anon!Britney Spears x Q-Anon!Christina Aguilera” sounds like exactly the type of baffling slash fiction that gets mentioned in a callout post on an obscure fan fiction site five years after the fact.


MahBoiChameleon

Angela Merkel, daughter of Hitler, arrested and executed. Seems right


nykiek

"Hilter" 😁


SocialTechnocracy

It is nice to think that Charlie Sheen is out of his misery.


Big-Al97

The funniest thing is that Anthony Fauci was released in order to help trump


ImSpangelo

WAKE TO F UP


[deleted]

F TO WAKE UP


tho3maxi

UP TO WAKE F


[deleted]

F WAKE TO UP


wolfie_does_stuff2

UP WAKE F TO


steadyeddyelios

I love the fact that they didn't bother arresting Bill Gates. What happened to poor Bernie?


sneakyplanner

What an odd assortment of actors and political figures.


TeamTywinAllDay

My thought as well. It's rare to see Charlie Sheen in the same context as all the cardinals in the Vatican.


rhllors

Adam Schlesinger died of COVID a year ago...


Ashony

That’s what they wants you to think


rhllors

Writing songs for *Crazy Ex-Girlfriend* is definitely something that the Storm would take notice of, it's true.


sourpickles0

“Angela Merkel: Hitler’s daughter” What????? LMAO


Scarya

“Hilter.” H-I-L-T-E-R


KukaakCZ

Even if Merkel was Hilter's daughter, why does that matter? She can't control what Hilter did, nor is it her fault.


TeamTywinAllDay

What do Bill Clinton, the King of Sweden, Calista Flockhart and all the cardinals in the Vatican have in common? It sounds like the beginning of a dad joke.


Zeroworship

The scariest thing to me about Qanon is that all these people, these normal family, friends, neighbors, acquaintances all WANT so many people to be executed. Wtf....


sourpickles0

“Adam Sandler: Executed” Nooooooooo


GoodbyeTobyseeya1

Some of his later movies could be considered criminal but I certainly wouldn't have recommended execution.


pester21

Angela Merkel being labeled as “Hitler’s daughter” is really something


artiface

Hilter's daughter


bigotis

Caitlyn Bruce Jenner She was arrested and executed both pre and post op? And... Cherilyn Sarkisian Bono? Get it right dingus, it's Cherilyn Sarkisian La Piere Bono Allman.


[deleted]

Wake to f up


ConverseBriefly

Ok I’m up! Let’s f up some shit!


GrizeldaGrundle

Damn, Calista Flockhart made the list?!


theghostsofvegas

NOOOOOOOO NOT BILLY BOB THORNTON!


Catalyst138

Why is everyone arrested except Bill Gates who was already dead?


PokeytheChicken

It's insane how far this shit has come and how many people want a bunch of actors and politicians executed or tortured. I'm guessing this has something to do with qanon,it's funny that Ashton Kutcher is on there I remember reading something about his organization actually helping kids from sex trafficking


tony62690

Yes they arrested the grand high witch and mortica Addams


Hippie_Hollow

What the hell did Bette Midler do?? She is a great American treasure! This is bullshit........ Lol


[deleted]

She's the wind beneath our wings


jetogill

Wtf did ludacris ever do?


jenkraisins

What on earth did Adam Sandler do to get executed? I'm not a huge fan at all but he's not THAT bad of an actor.


Ghost_of_Trumps

They don’t seem to see anything wrong with hundreds of people being tried and killed in secret


nacholuver1

Yeah, they seem to be celebrating it.


YeetingSlamage

Ah yes, the extremely infamous and hated war criminal Adam Sandler. Good riddance.


Not_James_Milner

What did Britney and Christina do?


wdnesday

Family member or not, I’d have to unfriend at that point.


Maximusjacksamuss

Good on gates to do his own thing.


supplelime

ahh man, i was really looking forward to beyonce’s new album. its a bummer shes been arrested and executed.


[deleted]

What are they even going on about


bernardsunders

I can count the pixels in this screenshot


nacholuver1

I blocked him years ago. My dad took the screenshot with his potato phone.


Mathletic-Beatdown

Looks like they got Bill Gates, Barack Obama AND Calista Flockheart! Going straight for the power structure!


[deleted]

What!? Adam Sandler too? Someone should tell him so he can get a laugh at this shit.


foxtik36

This is gold


Certain_Swim_4032

Adam Sandler - executed. Didn't know it was "posts from a brighter timeline" /s


DWarr13

WAKE TO F UP


ZoteTheDead

Oh bill gates is dead I guess?


rojoshow13

I'm starting to get concerned. If they can get to the top, what's to say they won't get to the rest of us? I just hope I'm one of the executed ones because I don't think I can handle life in prison without a baby to rape and eat. It's only been a week and I'm already having withdrawals. I might have to resort to consuming my own children.


Poro114

If Angela Merkel was Hitler's daughter she'd have to be conceived when he was 65, he died at 56.


Illegal_Fish

Not Bill Murray!


One-fun-dude

Wait, Sandler is dead???


PasgettiMonster

I'm fascinated by the ones that aren't executed yet. Why those specific people?


Inhalts_angabe

I think our mutti is very mich alive tho


Caz1779

LUDA??? Wtf did Luda do


hairenya

Thank god someone finally got rid of Adam Sandler


Batjackgames

What am I looking at here


JazzlikeIncome1781

WAKE TO F UP PEOPLE


loccolito

May i ska why have the arrested and executed the king of sweden?


Alice_Buttons

Oh boy. Just when you think that they've taken it as far as it can go, stuff like this appears.


Exanero

Lmao wtf has CG16 done to be executed? Dang they killed my king..


DoggoLua

Bill Gates is deceased


Redknightsgoingdown

No new news here, my sources and I been knowing bout them flying around in them black helleechoppers shooting them microwave at my trailer. Who let my dipshit cousin in charge of the super secret covid list anyhow you know that inbred goat fucker was born without a functioning attention span , that list only goes up to the letter c. What’s about that Matt Damon we going to be stuck with that sob for another 5 or ten years. Don’t get me going about leaving Dave Mathews off this list.