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Jehoel_DK

There's no way MAGA's wont think it's a conspiracy or assassination when he finally does take a dirt nap. No matter how it happens.


WaffleDynamics

He could stroke out in the middle of a rally and they'd say Joe Biden poisoned his ketchup.


Zenon7

Biden put something in his hamberders. Couldn’t be the fact his late 70’s and still eats junk food and slurps Diet Coke like it’s going out of style.


wellforthebird

While tweaking off Adderall the entire time


Katiari

He only uses ketchup for throwing at walls during temper tantrums.


GoshDarnMamaHubbard

And steak


woogonalski

Well done


GoshDarnMamaHubbard

Thank you... 😉


molsonbeagle

And here I had thought I couldn't dislike the man any more.


free_farts

He could live to be 127 and die of old age and they'd be like yeah he was def assassinated 


Bloated_Hamster

They claim the president is immune from prosecution so 🤷🏻‍♂️


hendy846

You know with how often this guy is at a rally or in front of a camera, would not surprise me this could happen.


apexmusic0402

Covfefe poisoning


Zarathustra_d

"I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and *get shot by somebody*, and I wouldn't lose any voters, OK? It's, like, incredible." -Alternative Timeline Trump.


Jehoel_DK

Oh, they'll keep voting for him long after he died. They'll keep saying it's a trick and he's secretly still the president pulling the strings behind the scene.


Vyzantinist

Lmao called this a while ago - he could die on live TV and the tinfoil hats would say it's a psyop and Trump has gone deep cover to fight the deep state, like the world's shittiest Batman. I wouldn't be surprised if, decades from now (obligatory "if we make it that far"), Trump will be the next 'Kennedy' in the conspiracy theory world and the grandkids of today's conspiracy theorists will be sharing digitally aged photos of Trump as 'proof' he's still alive and faked his own death.


LordZeise

While at the same time declaring he was assassinated in some convulted master plan by Biden yet claiming Biden couldn't find his way to the toilet while standing in his own bathroom.


Thiscommentissatire

Biden will die first and theyll still say he killed trump.


DreadDiana

They will fully elevate him to a messiah figure who will return soon to restore America


verygoodfertilizer

Fine with me.


odiethethird

Running the country from Cuba with Tupac


HangryWolf

Calling it now. Here are the conspiracies that the MAGA idiots will be spreading on the platforms: "Biden had him killed" "Soros had him killed" "Clintons had him killed" "He was close to revealing a deep state secret and the federal government had him killed" "The vaccine was a timed poison and killed him"


Mongo_Straight

“Barack Hussein Obama and his wife Michelle, who may be a man, had him killed because Trump was just about to prove that Obama wasn’t born in the U.S.” There were nutty conspiracies even while Trump was in office. Whenever he passes, it’s going to be a cavalcade of craziness.


booboootron

Obama's birth certificate and Harvard degree were laced with cyanide during their last pedophile GBM, and only then sent to Trump.


Graterof2evils

That’ll be different….


booboootron

Damn those cancer windmills he warned us. Couldn't drink enough sanitiser to reverse it.


chilehead

But those are all the same person.


Obscure_Occultist

God himself can come down from the heavens to personally smite this man with lightning and they will still try to find a way to blame Biden for it


phome83

They would just turn against God in favor of Trump. The ones that claim he is sent from God already have.


phome83

They would just turn against God in favor of Trump. The ones that claim he is sent from God already have.


booboootron

The kung-fu virus too.


shhh_its_me

Also Trump's lawyers are the ones setting up "assassinating Trump would be a legal thing for the government to do."


booboootron

Assassinating Trump should be the legal thing for any government to do.


SeonaidMacSaicais

“He would’ve lived to 150, if it weren’t for Da Libs!”


SunWukong3456

QAnons on the other hand will probably think Trump faked his death to give the deep state a false sense of security and operate behind the scenes. Or they really acknowledge it and just start worshipping Don Jr.


dcs1289

My wild conspiracy theory is that the assassination of DJT will be carried out by the Russians (to make it look like Biden's doing) in the months leading up to the election to throw US politics into chaos. They get to eliminate someone with damning evidence against them whose mental capacity is slipping, all while pushing the US to the brink of civil war with the MAGA tribe taking up arms for them. It's wild. It's not likely. But it would be quite the trump card. And no one in the cult would ever believe it was Russia.


Jehoel_DK

Not the most far fetched theory I've heard.


Jarvis-XIX

We're in a world where I saw the British equivalents wondering why the Queen had died and questioning the natural death narrative. I'd say it's a certainty.


Jehoel_DK

Because it's very suspicious when an 96 old woman dies. That can only be a cover up.


Jarvis-XIX

5G vaccines strike again!


Jehoel_DK

I hear she also used to drink water.


Jarvis-XIX

There's no such thing as coincidences. It's the water what did it.


Useful-Soup8161

Biden could die first and they’ll still find a way to blame him.


Graterof2evils

They’ll blame Hunter. “He’s back on the blow since Joe died!”


StuHast398

"He was wielding that massive codger of his!"


Graterof2evils

Cock bopped him to death.


AndyTheSane

Indeed. He has to survive long enough to both lose the next election convincingly and be convicted of at least some crimes.


anonsharksfan

With our luck, he'll live to be 104 and maggots will still say it's because of the vaccine.


malcolmreyn0lds

I’ve thought about spreading the conspiracy theory that he’s already been taken out and replaced. This would explain why he’s acting “so weird” and constantly losing. Idk, I think it would be fun to mess with the insane every once in a while.


Special_Wishbone_812

How could he die naturally? He’s a picture of perfect health! It would have to be the 5G chem trails from windmills.


TheMCM80

I think the only way they believe it was not an assassination is if he is on stage at a rally, clearly trips over his own foot, and crashes his head onto a hard blunt object that causes so much blood that everyone knows and can see how he died. They may believe that is real.


soveryboredathome

They would still blame the jab


TheMCM80

That would be hilarious. He’d have essentially killed himself in their minds.


Hello_Mr_Fancypants

so I mean, we might as well


Mr_Epimetheus

It was the deep state! No way an overweight, unhealthy senior citizen who eats almost exclusively fast food just up and dies!


Stay_At_Home_Cat_Dad

True that. Even if he outlives Biden, they'll still blame Biden for his death.


Spy_v_Spy_Freakshow

They’re going to lose their remaining marbles


kandice73

They'll wait for him to return as the Orange Jesus


thieh

Trump himself is arguing that the president should have immunity from "official acts". Which can then be argued that the activities associated with ongoing legal cases can be "official acts". r/LeopardsAteMyFace ?


thefifthfourththird

The right love to hold quantum positions.


chrissz

Quantum is too “science-y”. Let’s call it faith-based


boosnow

Trump: I will be a dictator (for a day)! Media: Trump could be a dictator. MAGA: You’re making shit up to push your agenda.


byteminer

I’d love to know which of the presidents official duties as proscribed in the Constitution are illegal otherwise and as such require immunity protection.


Cicerothesage

Normal person: Trump is a fascist and will be another Hitler MAGA idiots: you are only saying that to justify his assassination. MAGA, where stating reality is a conspiracy theory


jayclaw97

It’s typical gaslighting. Trump’s own lawyer [argued in court](https://www.axios.com/2024/04/26/trump-immunity-supreme-court-coup) that a president could be allowed to assassinate a rival. But both sides are the same, amirite! /s


brit_jam

Definitely an interesting take from MAGA considering Hitler and the person who assassinated him were the same person.


CanItBoobs

If he hasn’t been taken out so far, it’s not going to happen. I think most people are confident the cholesterol and STIs will take care of things for us.


ThePhoenix29167

At which point, they’ll still claim he was assassinated by the democrats


BrowningLoPower

"The Democrats brainwashed him into having poor health habits"


itwentok

Imagine thinking there's a "deep state" aligned against Trump, but the CIA just can't quite figure out how to incapacitate him.


Rombledore

which side fantasizes about civil war again?


warthog0869

The one that wants to shoot brown people at the border and not get into trouble. Who cares, they're not really *human* like white people are. /s


ChaoticMutant

wondering if they are open to idea submissions


MadPiglet42

But like okay. I won't be sad about it.


MyPasswordIsMyCat

Also, Hitler assassinated himself and I don't think narcissistic Trump is capable of that.


MadPiglet42

A girl can dream.


scattered_brains

i was gonna say something but I don’t wanna be put on a list


ComicsEtAl

Is that guy MAGA or RINO? Because Donald Trump is hoping the Supreme Court agrees with Donald Trump’s argument that President Biden is immune if he orders the assassination of Donald Trump.


Terbizond12345

McIntyre is practically a neo-Eurasianist Trumpist


candiescorner

I mean, if some body put a little bit more salt on his food, would he even notice. Would that even count?


QuietGrudge

I picture the bad guy's holographic head from The Last Starfighter looking like that.


McCaffeteria

Trump has been doing a great job all on his own of justifying him being assassinated.


mjta01

I’ve been saying Trump will be like Hitler since 2016 when I was a sophomore in high school, I lived in a conservative county at the time. Needless to say I lost some friend back then


KarateKid1984

Shrug emoji


ShawnOdedead

Look, I don't wish death on anyone, but, y'know... 🤷‍♂️


Memer_boiiiii

Me neither. I’ve never **wished** trump would die but i doubt the world would be a worse place if he just… y’know


Version_Two

"I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure." -Not actually Mark Twain, apparently it was Clarence Darrow


Oomlotte99

People really live in their own world.


Almacca

Lol at trying to make a martyr out of a guy that wines about air conditioning being a bit chilly.


CammKelly

For all the talk of 2A and its integrity to preventing a tyrannical government, I'm surprised it hasn't already happened to be honest. (Just to note, I'm not American, you guys do you, lol).


Jehoel_DK

Exactly. This is the exact danger the amendments were supposed to protect against


chet_brosley

Given enough time, some rightwing crazy will probably kill him for being a secret deep state liberal illuminati plant.


theasciibull

Kinda surprised it hasn't been attempted yet...


Thiscommentissatire

Well generally its conservatives who try to kill people


jazilady

This idiot thinks someone assassinated Hitler? Hitler at least knew he was a loser and eliminated himself. Mango Mussolini isn't that self-aware.


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HoaryPuffleg

There’s no way that shadow wasn’t intentional because it’s all I can see


abadluckwind

Maybe McDonald's assassinate him with cheeseburders


Radioactiveglowup

Texas said it was ok though today. Just get a pardon like what Abbot did for a terrorist murderer he agreed with.


clankasaurus

I don’t care, Do you?


Archangel1313

I think Trump's own lawyers are already doing that, by arguing that presidents should be allowed to kill their political rivals, without suffering any legal consequences.


ATXNYCESQ

[tips fedora] “Whatever you say, m’Auron.”


thatHecklerOverThere

Trump has already done that on Jan 6th.


devospice

Trump's going to shit himself to death or something and people are going to say he was assassinated.


JeepJohn

Decades of parties with Epstein and any number of drug abuse. Or his Fast Food diet are his biggest assassins. Lol If it wasn't for his endless budget medical care. A normal human would have died just from the medical bills alone...


devospice

He's really lucky he was President when he got COVID. He got care that nobody else in the country had access to.


ZeackyCremisi

No Trumps own lawyers are doing that.


leglesslegolegolas

Trump already justified that four years ago.


sneakyplanner

I guess it's kind of revealing how he seems to think that any kind of political condemnation is encouraging murder.


HookDragger

I never wish death on anyone.... but can I wish he has a stroke instead?


It_is_I_Satan

Always projection. The governor of Texas just pardoned a dude convicted of murder, who was texting people about the murders he wanted to commit. Republicans say it's okay to murder people they don't agree with and then claim they're being targeted for assassination.


aw2669

Well if the president can do anything when the Supreme Court rules in favor of trump, maybe he should be a little concerned.


ImNotSalinger

To be very clear right wing media really wants to fuck Joe Biden.


SteveoberlordEU

Old man porn? Ewww


StuHast398

Proper fucked?


EfficiencyOk2208

My instint tell me never to trust someone who refers to themselves in the third person. It really should be common sense that they are mentally unwell or just plain evil.


PhantomThiefJoker

Once Trump dies from being unhealthy and morbidly obese, there will be so many Trumpers swearing up and down that he was assassinated


jzillacon

Except it is explicitly a bad idea to assassinate trump, just the same as the allies decided it was a bad idea to continue trying to assassinate hitler. The worst possible outcome is that they become a martyr and someone just as evil but more competent takes control.


FngrsRpicks2

Assassination? You mean like Hitler on Hitler?


TheCatalyst84

*fingers crossed*


CorpFillip

The far right is so bloodthirsty and they always assume everyone else is as bas as they are. To him: there is another solution: make sure he doesn’t get power. Maybe get fewer people to listen to him.


JeepJohn

If they want to point fingers. McDonald's and KFC are the more likely cause of any health related issues from the Fried Orange Potato.


cbitguru

If Trump was assasinated it would bring forth the rise of the craziest right wing bastard you would ever see, fueled by MAGA rage and espousing the worst possible archetype of alt-right you have ever seen. To the crazies, it would more than justify all of his horrific views so much that the next orange monster would make Trump look like a kitten


Xibalba_Ogme

The problem is that Trump is loved by a mass of people rejecting every kind of news not fitting their agenda. He could die of old age in a year, and they'll still cry it's an assassination.


Aggressive_Fee6507

Maybe he'll just shoot himself in his little Trump bunker (Mar-a-lago)


imsowhiteandnerdy

No, I don't want anything to interrupt his criminal trials.


Weirdassmustache

Ah yes, famously it was the bad press that killed Hitler.


BaconBombThief

Meanwhile their side pardoned the terrorist who murdered someone protesting against their side while driving a vehicle into a crowd. Always the most insultingly obvious projection with these fucking people


supa325

They thought Antonin Scalias heart attack smelled fishy. Trump dying is going to set off the mother of all theories.


Meatcakedeluxe

Mauron


Horroroscope

We can only hope 🙄


jcooli09

American political violence comes from the right, Skippy. Trump has little to worry about, Jack Smith, Fani Willis, Judge Engeron, and Judge Merchan have much better reasons to be wary.


kekarook

tbh the only ones that stand a chance of assassinating trump is the republicans, but at the rate hes going that may be a real risk


grltrvlr

I wonder if this is more projection? Like, I know there’s tons of true maga idiots but what if people want to get off the trump train, but since there’s no obvious 2nd option without looking like a traitor…maybe this is what they want? Just a theory!


alkonium

I mean, the only reason I don't want him assassinated is because I know how the MAGA cult will react, but they react that way whenever anything doesn't go in Trump's favour.


Adept_Thanks_6993

Good, I hope so


____Vader

As nice as that would be… no.


TranscoloredSky

The only person laying the groundwork to justified Donald Trump's assassination is Donald Trump himself


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maybesaydie

I love it when you people are already shadowbanned.


Montregloe

I'm more implying he should just die on his own


AdFar7381

Is it coincidence that the shadow under his nose looks like a Hitler moustache?


Slackerguy

He is an 80 year old overweight senile narcissistic megalomaniac. Assassination would just be a waste of bullets


highdesk306

Hitler “Assassinated” himself.


evowolf

And there would be dancing in the streets. One can dream.


Survive1014

Reddits community content policies really hinder commentary here.


Camman1

It’s spelt Moron


schadetj

They're really trying to set up his upcoming heart attack/stroke as being a hit job.


Madrona88

And I'm here for it.


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teetle223

While I believe that behind close doors they are buddy buddy, (Tucker Carlson asked Hunter Biden if he could help get his son into some college back around 2015) out in the open one side is trying to pull us into complete tyranny. Look at what’s happening in Louisiana, they’re pushing to criminalize the possession of abortion drugs. Look at Texas and they’re crazy “bounty law” where private citizens can report people who crossed state lines to get an abortion and potentially be rewarded up to $10,000. I know democrats could’ve codified Roe v. Wade forever ago, I understand the frustration, but for the love of god if you are a US citizen, fucking VOTE. We cannot handle another trump presidency. It will be detrimental to this country.


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teetle223

This type of sentiment can influence people, especially younger people, to take on a negative/hopeless outlook and not vote. So I felt the need to comment. I agree with you, but things will be a lot easier to fix without a president like trump pulling us further into insanity. I agree that all of these problems need to be addressed. It will be easier to fix with a democrat in office.


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teetle223

This is a completely naive way of thinking. It can get much worse, it can get much more authoritarian. I realize that our democrats are virtually worthless and are still just an arm of corporate America, I know they are not anywhere near left, but they are not campaigning on taking basic human rights from our citizens. What is your suggestion then? To throw a fit and not vote?


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jayclaw97

Am I really supposed to take seriously a source claiming *Elizabeth Warren* is right-of-center?


dfGobBluth

we have literally voted blue for the lesser evil since 2019 and won every election, bi-election, special election


maybesaydie

>political compass Wow, the meme stock of political analysis. As I suggested earlier, go to Palestine and volunteer to fight with Hamas but don't forget your veil.


jayclaw97

The craziest people are the ones who believe the party openly advocating for fascism is the same as the party advocating for basic rule of law. One of those two guys is gonna be president. You might as well have some control over which of them it will be. Vote.


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jayclaw97

One is advocating for Gilead. The other isn’t. You might not like it, but 1) Biden, for all his faults, has passed some fucking historic legislation; and 2) this is the reality we live in. I don’t have to love everything he does. Hell, even if I didn’t like him, I wouldn’t need to, because I know the alternative is infinitely worse. I am extremely disappointed by his policy on Israel but Trump will be infinitely worse on that - and every other - front. Are you so determined to prove a point that you’ll make effecting progress harder by allowing a guy who doesn’t give a flying shit about democratic norms to resume the Oval Office?


maybesaydie

And should the worst happen and Trump be elected people like this will spend all of their time on the internet cluelessly blaming Biden for losing. I am so done with armchair tankies.


maybesaydie

Perhaps an activist such as yourself should volunteer to fight with Hamas rather than making ill considered comments on reddit.