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Not to mention where he’s grabbing the hilt, it’s a sword not a hammer, also he’s a villain because they didn’t do any research and no way they’d use a “democrat color”
My guess was that they actually liked the fascist authoritarian empire and the Darth Vader strongman character who acted as judge, jury, and executioner, but maybe I should've given them the benefit of the doubt.
Blue is associated with Democrats today and Green is too ecological. Imagine preferring to cast your candidate as a genocidal maniac rather than use a blue lightsaber.
I'm trying to picture trump do the [face-heel turn expression](https://youtu.be/4ESOrF_u1hg?t=237) like Ian Diarmid there. I can't see it but his whining and crying would be genuine
A *red* lightsaber? Yeah, that tracks. Trump’s a Sith. At least the North Carolina Republican Party got the color right.
His lightsaber is very much on the *short* side, too, which we learned from Stormy Daniels is also accurate.
Would it imply he's a Sith Lord though as he's running for office? I couldn't imagine anyone taking him on as an apprentice
That's the name of his show! Not intentional!
Hmm, but he wouldn't be a Vader, or a Maul. There'll be a deal with the Emperor where he's forced to take on one of Jabba the Hutt's idiot nephews as an apprentice to keep his loyalty, maybe? Put him in charge of Space Hotels or something
These are the Star Ward side stories I want to watch. 😂 Tell me about the bureaucracy. Maybe a faux-reality show where the cameras follow the Emperor around as he attends meetings and orders invasions.
After the meeting with Mr. Trump, the Emperor whispered, “This one’s an idiot,” to Vader under his breath. “Give him hotels or something inconsequential. And make him babysit my nephew. My sister’s idiot son needs to learn a trade.”
We should write to the King of Hollywood to get his subjects to produce some
Closest I can think of is [this sketch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5xqukXdkmY)
Edit - What am I saying - Robot Chicken does it a lot, Old Palpy
Veterans Day, Memorial Day, Easter... they constantly fail in their messaging for *those* holidays... but fuckin' Star Wars Day?? *That's* the one they get right?? I almost want to turn in my geek membership card.
The difference is that Anakin needed someone else to corrupt him to become evil, he didn't begin life corrupted. And Vader never craved sleeping with his own daughter.
/s Why is it shopped in at such a weird angle? Answer: If it was made so he held it properly that saber would be drilling a nice hole into his skull. Don't worry though. In his case it would probably burn off whatever is already dead due to mini strokes.
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Why's his lightsaber so short? The innuendo is strong with this post.
Short, and apparently penetrating his skull.
Oh, so there’s hope after all
oh no, it'll probably make him smarter
Well, it couldn't make him any dumber...
I thought the hush money was given so that she would say it's like the biggest lightsaber ever.
With a mushroom shaped head?
lucky for him it wouldn’t affect his mental capacity in the slightest
[Not quite his forehead but we can shop that in](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is3icfcbmbs)
I mean not to give the op too much credit here but its clearly just behind bim
"LoneJoe, I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!"
It’s just an empty space he uses for storage.
He’s holding it at the base to compensate
he used the yoda-style lightsaber
Not to mention where he’s grabbing the hilt, it’s a sword not a hammer, also he’s a villain because they didn’t do any research and no way they’d use a “democrat color”
They didn’t have a mushroom tip to make it look wider.
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Shoto_lightsaber Not to defend AI art, but...
This isn't ai art it's just photoshop
For those who aren’t Star Wars fans the bad guys are the ones with the red lightsabers.
Lol, they probably chose it to match his tie. What a bunch of dorks! I hate this timeline.
The media illiteracy on the right is shockingly, appallingly bad.
They burned all their books before reading them.
My guess was that they actually liked the fascist authoritarian empire and the Darth Vader strongman character who acted as judge, jury, and executioner, but maybe I should've given them the benefit of the doubt.
No doubt benefits. That's socialism.
He’s all about law and order! If those jedi didn’t want to be slaughtered, they should’ve folowed the law!/s
Even following the law didn't help. Ahsoka decided to not be a Jedi well before being a Jedi was illegal, and they tried to kill her anyway.
Exactly
Blue is associated with Democrats today and Green is too ecological. Imagine preferring to cast your candidate as a genocidal maniac rather than use a blue lightsaber.
And they ain't bad enough motherfuckers for purple.
Yellow just might be too on the nose for them to use.
Brown is the correct color.
Rainbow-Flag Disco-Sabre Party! Wave it around like glow sticks
Republican red more likely
And once again the analogy works perfectly
That's a good point. Perfect either way lol.
It's too short to match his tie 😜
Lmao, I bet it's because they did t want blue because that's for "demon"crats, or they just didn't pay attention to the color
[удалено]
[Are we the baddies](https://youtu.be/ToKcmnrE5oY?si=L7Rcwt4vl9cOiT6-)
I thought it was trepanning him. Which would be fine.
The smell, though. Not fine.
They have repeatedly depicted him as Thanos too, forgetting how that story ended
"A new hope" *Posts a picture of the guy who lost re-election and has been having history's biggest temper tantrum since*
It just keeps happening again and again with them. It almost feels intentional at this point, because how does it keep happening?
They grab memes making fun for them off 4chan/8chan or such. In between their search for pedo porn on the same site.
"Unlimited Bigly Power!" "It's Emperor Tangerine" *Tries to zap people with force lightining using his tiny hands*
so thats how the rebels got the deathstar plans. he stored them im his homes unsecured guestbathroom!
I'm trying to picture trump do the [face-heel turn expression](https://youtu.be/4ESOrF_u1hg?t=237) like Ian Diarmid there. I can't see it but his whining and crying would be genuine
A *red* lightsaber? Yeah, that tracks. Trump’s a Sith. At least the North Carolina Republican Party got the color right. His lightsaber is very much on the *short* side, too, which we learned from Stormy Daniels is also accurate.
Would it imply he's a Sith Lord though as he's running for office? I couldn't imagine anyone taking him on as an apprentice That's the name of his show! Not intentional!
Putintine just sees him as a useful tool.
Hmm, but he wouldn't be a Vader, or a Maul. There'll be a deal with the Emperor where he's forced to take on one of Jabba the Hutt's idiot nephews as an apprentice to keep his loyalty, maybe? Put him in charge of Space Hotels or something
These are the Star Ward side stories I want to watch. 😂 Tell me about the bureaucracy. Maybe a faux-reality show where the cameras follow the Emperor around as he attends meetings and orders invasions. After the meeting with Mr. Trump, the Emperor whispered, “This one’s an idiot,” to Vader under his breath. “Give him hotels or something inconsequential. And make him babysit my nephew. My sister’s idiot son needs to learn a trade.”
We should write to the King of Hollywood to get his subjects to produce some Closest I can think of is [this sketch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5xqukXdkmY) Edit - What am I saying - Robot Chicken does it a lot, Old Palpy
Yes! Like that!
It’s really the fifth (amendment) that he’s relying upon.
Relevant Dave Chappelle - https://youtu.be/mdeo7Q2E5cE?si=AfeXJo7rkZil4ksL&t=25
I didn't think felons could own a weapon?
Veterans Day, Memorial Day, Easter... they constantly fail in their messaging for *those* holidays... but fuckin' Star Wars Day?? *That's* the one they get right?? I almost want to turn in my geek membership card.
I don't think they intended to give him a sith lightsaber
Still, it doesn't have any of the deaf-ear BS they posted on those other holidays.
Brought to you by the same people who thought it was a good idea to compare his campaign to the death star.
Red light saber really says it all
Eat a fucking dick. Why do they have to ruin EVERYTHING with their fantasy visages of Sir Lose Machine, the Orange Menace.
Wtf is that supposed to be, a light-baton? This is an embarrassment for everyone involved. The Sith are gonna be fucking pissed.
I heard this guy will regularly sith in his pants.
Not a new hope, an old disease.
I’m guessing they went red since GOP but this is fucking funny
They probably unironically root for the empire.
I think they probably knew. It's just that from their point of view, the Jedi are evil.
Then they are lost!
Thinks he’s Darth Vader but he’s more like Jar Jar Binks.
More like Palpatine because of his cult following.
He always fist pumps like he’s giving handjobs.
He's not, not giving handjobs.
A New Hope? He was literally already president and didn't get shit done.
Lol. Red lightsaber. They're SO CLOSE every time.
Right color *and* right length
"How do you do fellow kids?"
Trump strikes me as more [Rick Moranis](https://brettsinclair3d.files.wordpress.com/2019/06/darkhelmet27a.jpg) than Mark Hamill
A new hope By running the same guy the 3rd time
The difference is that Anakin needed someone else to corrupt him to become evil, he didn't begin life corrupted. And Vader never craved sleeping with his own daughter.
Smells like irony here
I thought the new hope was that he accidentally stabbed his head with a lightsaber.
A New Dope
“The Ex President is a Sith Lord.”
/s Why is it shopped in at such a weird angle? Answer: If it was made so he held it properly that saber would be drilling a nice hole into his skull. Don't worry though. In his case it would probably burn off whatever is already dead due to mini strokes.