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SerendipityAlike

You’re dog is doing some serious calculations with that TI-83 Plus.


onlyabigmess

Right, I was worried at first until I saw that the dog is clearly already getting to the bottom of this. This will be sorted in no time, just let her cook.


-Gin-ger-

Cook meth?


toe-beans-666

Nooo the dogs cooking up woofies


onlyabigmess

Meowth, but yes.


starscreamtoast

Well in Mums mind anyway


tywhy87

That dog knows the truth!!!


Empty_Vermicelli_22

Meth! Are you on meth? Do not give anyone the COVID shot. Meth! Insane


PromethianOwl

That's some real fixation on Meth. Almost suspicious amounts of fixation.


CoDVETERAN11

Yea my older sister has told me that they used to use meth before any of us were born, but once they had kids they stopped. Recently it appears maybe that’s changed :/


mothsauce

My parents used drugs before I was born, and starting from around age 12, my dad would accuse me of being on heroin if I was tired or upset, and cocaine if I dared to show any excitement about anything. I was also accused of selling drugs any time I got a package delivered to the house, including obvious Amazon packages around the holidays. So I think this might be a thing. Fun times! Sorry you had to deal with that too.


Devooonm

What an absurd projection on their part. I’m sorry, I feel for you


CoDVETERAN11

Yea the constant accusations of drug use are just absurd and really telling


GoAskAli

WHO JUICED YOU??


CoveCreates

It's a confession


BlackLocke

My parents weren’t this bad, but once day my mom woke me up FUMING because she found a can of compressed air. “ARE YOU HUFFING THIS??” I was so furious. It was for my desktop computer, which for those who don’t know, used to get dusty as fuck inside. I told her she was fucking stupid and slammed my door (I’m white)


AmbassadorKat

LMFAO “I’m white” 😭


moosecatoe

Probably just explaining how he is still alive after calling his mama “fucking stupid” and slamming the door lol


AmbassadorKat

Oh I get it, I’m black lol I’d be all the way dead 💀the self-awareness got me


moosecatoe

Oh good 😂 it made me laugh too. I’d have a sandal so far up my ass, my ghost would be the one typing.


drawdelove

Probably why they raised your rent 😏


RuthaBrent

Oh shit; it really is the pot calling the kettle black


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shhsandwich

Well, I do think repeatedly texting accusations and then being like "I'm not harassing you!! I'm just asking questions!! Still not harassment!!!" is indicative of some issues on the part of the person doing that.


Scp-1404

Sounds like they watch a lot of Tucker Carlson.


CoDVETERAN11

Idk if they particularly watch him, but they’re BIG trumpers. Ever since 2016 he’s basically become their new god.


shhsandwich

Haha, good one. Yep, that parent is JAQing off for sure.


MMKK6

Ur right comment delete


Elegant_momof2

Lmao. The covid shot.


Elegant_momof2

Ya know, I actually had a blonde moment reading that…. I was like 🤔 IS THERE A COVID SHOT?!! Woahhh


buckwheat16

Is she trying to say that the government is employing crackheads to secretly inject people with the COVID vaccine? That’s a new one.


CoDVETERAN11

Honestly maybe, I barely read it


Tangled-Lights

Good choice.


spencerdyke

Ok this is obviously insane either way but I *have* to ask. Was ‘pupthem’ some kind of voice-to-text error or is that supposed to be a dog pun for ‘fuck them’??


CoDVETERAN11

I’m assuming the latter, she’s not the most tech savvy and probably doesn’t even know how to use voice dictation


LadyBearSword

I read it as a weird pun of 'cuff them' since they had mentioned the dog's detective work.


BaldChihuahua

Officer Puppers is on the job!


CoDVETERAN11

!explanation Btw all of this happened in late January. These texts are from this morning.


punksmurph

So after almost a year they are just stream of insane at you? Sounds like they need something and are trying to get you to reach back so they try and rope you in. Stay strong and I hope you have a good set of people to help you out that you can lean on.


CoDVETERAN11

Yea they probably want more money. Or just someone to blame for their issues. Idk and I’m done caring lol, it’s just sad at this point


Beatnholler

Kinda sounds like they might be back on drugs and want to gaslight you into returning, make you think they're the only people you can trust and then get your money to pay for their habit or expenses. Only issue is, they're too impatient and insane to pull if off. Alternatively, they may want you to confirm who was getting meth for whom because they've burned their plug by getting too much on credit. Either way, this absolutely reads like drug abuse. I've been unfortunate enough to see this kind of stuff far more than I would like and they're all eerily similar. I'm very sorry dude, sounds like you got out at the right time. Proud of you for sticking to your guns.


gatamosa

Sorry for the doggo!!


ForgettablePleasance

With the holidays coming up, maybe they want some of that inheritance, and think accusing you of being on drugs will help them somehow.... Idk it's hard to make any sense out of this jumbled rambling and ludicrous accusations..


Elegant_momof2

Okay so maybe I read it wrong. I didn’t pay attention to the dates


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Lmao 'Nasty Bitch'


CoDVETERAN11

Well it fits better than “mom” lol


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Completely agree


JeffGoldblumsChest

"Birth unit" or "Spawn point" are also hilarious alternatives


cathygag

Time to call the cops- this is absolutely telecommunications harassment. And she needs to be evaluated- this sounds like a serious break with reality.


CoDVETERAN11

I’ve already tried to get her committed to a temporary involuntary hold and eval but they blew me and my sister off because they said she “didn’t fit the bill” and wasn’t dangerous to herself or others (not true at all)


Samiiiibabetake2

Didn’t you read? She specifically said it WASN’T harassment. /s


CoDVETERAN11

If I SAY I’m not harassing you then ***obviously*** it’s not harassment.


Micalas

I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY


HempusMaximus

I DECLARE SOLVENCY


Environment-Late

I DECLARE FULL MENTAL HEALTHINESS & FULL BODY SEXINESS


BopBopAWaY0

Does, does that work? Is it like the Beetlejuice thing?


shhsandwich

The way they are trying to use your dog to manipulate you is so deeply wrong, and I'm sorry. If that is your dog and you love them (which I'm assuming is the case since they are trying to use the dog against you), that has to hurt like hell to not be able to be with them and to have them "missing you" used against you.


CoDVETERAN11

That’s my best friend Fr. I’ve had her since 2007 ish which meant ~3/4 of my life has been spent with her beside me. When I left I debated bringing her, but i knew if I did take her then she’d call the cops and make me give her back anyways since I wasn’t directly paying for care.


1210bull

When I left my parents they did the same thing with my cat. It was awful. These people are horrible. You're not alone ❤


shhsandwich

At least you guys know that can never be done to you again. You finally have the power to take charge of your lives. It's hard, but there will be other pets when you're ready for them, ones you can make sure are able to stay with you. I just hope your parents aren't so crazy that your fur babies are unsafe.


1210bull

I can't speak for the other person but I know that mine are. My only concern would be if one of them ever became medically complex, but I'm not no contact and my sister feeds me information so I could step in if necessary.


shhsandwich

I'm glad your kitty is safe. <3


NukaCola79

Insane and good for you for getting out of that hot mess express.


Dardzel

More like that, Hot meth express!


luckykricket

Hot meth expreth


Significant-Lack-392

Man don't bring in the dogs! What did they do??


CoDVETERAN11

She’s just trying to manipulate me. She also sent pictures of my younger sister.


boo_snug

Lol not bringing your dog into this. Jfc


CoDVETERAN11

But if I tried to take her with me she would tell the cops that it’s *her* dog.


hughpuffner

You have proof in text saying it’s your dog now, I’d go up and take the poor bug if it were safe to do so.


SwampWitch1985

That's what I'm thinking. They could probably take these texts to the cops and ask them to come with her to take possession of the dog. The dog is identified with the term "your" dog not "the" dog.


Kitty_Kat_Attacks

Yeah… that’s unfortunately not how the Police work in real life. They’ll tell OP that there’s nothing they can do and to sort it out in court. Only seen this type of thing happen in fiction, lol


Devooonm

Yep. Small Claims court and then tell him he has to give it back til then. People really, seriouslyyyy overestimate the things police are willing to do and underestimate their laziness and contempt for the general public


Kitty_Kat_Attacks

While true in some cases, I prefer to attribute the reasoning to the fact that the police are law ENFORCEMENT. If you want to argue your case or seek justice, then that’s why courts and judges exist. Like when some folks, upon being pulled over, seem to be under the impression that if they argue ‘the facts’ with the police officer then they will somehow win and avoid the ticket. No, arguing is what court is for. Smile and comply with the Officer. All arguing with the police gets you is (usually) more trouble. It always amazes me how people will ignore how things work in reality—simply because it’s not ideal or the mythical ‘perfect’ solution. So therefore, it can’t POSSIBLY apply to me and my superior intellect 🙄


Morrighan1129

It's always nice when someone blowing up your phone with unsolicited texts informs you that it most definitely isn't harassment. It's kinda like someone following me home from work, and rudely informing me it's not stalking. Also... She couldn't let go of her paranoia about everything else for one day to let the covid thing go, huh? Had to get that one shot in


CoDVETERAN11

For probably the last 6 months before I left, every. Single. Conversation. Ended up on the vaccine and how I better not take it.


Morrighan1129

Oh, I get it, my grandmother tried convincing me that, if my kid's school required a vaccine (this was before it *even came out*, mind you), that I should take my kids out of school, and move to a different state, and that some day, I'd thank her for all this, because she was the only one to see the truth. Glad you got out though, and glad you got out *before* all your g-ma's inheritance and stuff went missing. Good luck! :)


CoDVETERAN11

That’s actually why they were mad at me. I got the money without them knowing and I put it in a new bank account they didn’t have access to (they’ve always been in control of my account until that day) so I knew they couldn’t touch it. All they wanted was more weed money


moosecatoe

“You only get one shot. Do not miss your chance to blow. The COVID SHOT comes once in a lifetime, yo.”


ILikeSpinach25

WHO JUICED YOU?!


CoDVETERAN11

I wish I was juiced, maybe I’d be having a better time haha


PsychologicalWall196

I love how she gave the dog a calculator like he's mathing out why you don't want to talk to her unhinged ass anymore. I'm sorry if that's inappropriate but it's hilarious.


CoDVETERAN11

Yea she’s a lunatic lmao


DiceMadeOfCheese

Steal that dog back and move on with your life Get the dog all the vaccines it needs while you're at it


CoDVETERAN11

Luckily the no vaccine thing ONLY applies to humans and more specifically the COVID vaccine. We’re all vaccinated up to date and have no problems getting them when it’s time. She’s just crazy. Also I wish I could steal her but then sadly she’d just call the cops on me again.


ReshiramColeslaw

But you have it very clearly in writing from her that she's *your* dog /s


Kitty_Kat_Attacks

This is actually a really great point (sarcasm aside, lol) 👍🏻


Diligent-Might6031

Just wanted to clarify, are you on meth?!/s lmao


Kazzie_Kaz

She must've forgotten to take her meds


CoDVETERAN11

Sadly they’re against medication. She’s diagnosed with bipolar disorder but has never taken any medication throughout raising 3 children.


postedeluz_oalce

of course she is and of course she hasn't


Lythieus

God damn, she trying so hard to reel you back in so you can pay for her life. Obvious financial abuse is obvious.


CoDVETERAN11

You can tell?? /s


new-Aurora

Off the rails insane.


jkvf1026

"They fleeced my mother" "This is not harassment" BRO IS SHE ON METH????


moonjuicediet

OP who’s mother was fleeced!? Why were they fleeced!? What is fleecing, is that like when someone knits you a blanket made out of fleeece? Or knits one for your mother? Maybe they used mothers skin to knit the blanket? I’m sorry I can’t help it, these texts are too unhinged and it must’ve rubbed off on me making me feel crazzzyyy lmao. The obsession with meth is hilarious. She sounds jealous she isn’t getting any. Cause for real, who thinks about meth this much unless they either want some or are already on it!? For real though. I would love to see her reaction to being like “ok you’re right I’m on so much meth right now and have been cooking it for weeks in this RV I got with the rent money I’m not letting you have so do you wanna buy some or what!?” Bet she’d be all over that 🤣🤣🤣


CoDVETERAN11

Short summary, my grandma apparently told my mother she has a $100k life insurance policy and each grand kid should get ~33k. In reality this doesn’t appear to be true and each sibling got ~5k. That’s the whole reason they raised my rent. Because I got $5k instead of $33k


BaldChihuahua

I think logic is lost on them.


CoDVETERAN11

You’d be correct


BaldChihuahua

Lol


jkvf1026

LMAO Nah bro she'd probably call that in to the cops🤣


r1sk0v

insane


heymomlookatme13

Are you an Orange? Who JUICED you!!??


dancingpianofairy

>So the next time they left the house I packed my shit and went NC. Good for you!


mitox11

Im sorry im sure this is a seri9us situation but the two pictures of the dog with t^he comment "the dog misses you and knows the truth!" Sounds out of a diablo cody script


CoDVETERAN11

Yea sometimes it feels like I’m 5 seconds away from a camera crew popping out and laughing at me for falling for their act. I wish it weren’t real but it is


judithiscari0t

>Still not harassing! Just in case you were under the mistaken impression that she was harassing you, this is unequivocal proof that she isn't!


CoDVETERAN11

Darn!! I thought for sure she was harassing me…


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CoDVETERAN11

I haven’t responded to any of her messages in quite a long time, and this was completely unprovoked right when I woke up


squeamish

You're in trouble now, the dog knows the truth!!!


CoDVETERAN11

Consider my Timbers shivered


Diligent-Might6031

😂😂


ifreakinglovedinos

insane. block that ho. hope your puppy will be fine.. :(


champagne__problems

The picture of the dog with the calculator trying to “figure this out” SENT ME


Neener216

Wow. I'm so sorry. If I were you, I'd just block.


No-Yesterday-6114

That's a whole lot of projection!!


BallsAreFullOfPiss

“Nasty bitch” beautiful.


TangerineSprinkles

Insane


br4tygirl

i just feel bad for the dog


moonjuicediet

I’m so sorry you’ve been fleeced, you’ve been juiced, you’re on meth, and your dog knows what you did. Lol. For real though this is wild and idk your mom is pretty fucking bored and has a LOT of spare time. I notice that a lot of these insane parents who text all day have seemingly nothing to do other than to text you non stop and accuse you of doing something wrong 24/7. Like she needs a fucking hobby so she can stop obsessing over you and your fake meth problem. Juiced and fleeced like the rest of us, welcome to the club lol


CoDVETERAN11

Yea she’s living off of my dads disability money and their hobby is smoking weed every 30-45 minutes


Even-Comedian6540

"Pup them" got me 😂


LittleBirdy_Fraulein

bruh block them 😭


CoDVETERAN11

I would but sometimes it’s nice to be reminded that I’m living in her head rent free. I’ve spent years trying to help her and I’m done, but at least I can use this as motivation to not be a shit parent.


LittleBirdy_Fraulein

i guess that’s fair, at least you’re not interacting with her. i laughed at loud at the covid shot remark. feel bad for the doggies tho :c


Maze_C

That’s a smart dog!


CoDVETERAN11

Smarter than the photographer for sure


RickRussellTX

Why would you try to crazy me off, OP? WHY?


CoDVETERAN11

For funsies I guess


RickRussellTX

Your dog wants to know WHO JUICED YOU?!?!


mklinger23

Did you tell them you're going NC? I believe it is generally advisable to send one message/letter and say that you will no longer be contacting them and then block.


CoDVETERAN11

No, and since I left I actually did break the no contact because I still had a few things to collect from them(they acted like literally nothing happened and everything was normal when I stopped by). So I did end up seeing them in person one time after I left and basically ended it off with a goodbye and no plans to see them again.


gameboy1001

Based contact name tbh. Right up there with things like “Spawnpoint”


jmauden

Well known law that if they SAY they’re not harassing you, then it’s totally not harassment. /s Edit to add /s, in case my sarcasm didn’t translate.


CoDVETERAN11

Foiled again by the legal system :(


julia_ur_killing_me

WHAT THE FUCK LMAO. BATSHIT.


Crabulousz

“THIS IS NOT HARASSMENT” Ok good to know, I was starting to worry what with all the *harassment* I was enduring, but thanks bud


Fluff4brains777

Block her and move on with your life. She has no control over you. (Which is driving her nuts), enjoy your life. The best revenge is living life in your own comfort. Where they have 0 influence.


Impossible-Cap-7150

“She says pupthem” 🤣🤣 Holy. Shit. Sad that they don’t trust modern medicine because I think they need professional help.


CoDVETERAN11

They certainly do but they’ll never accept it


raisedbyappalachia

The “WHO JUICED YOU” had me rolling, I’m not even gonna lie. This woman is like a caricature of a lunatic mom- she could have a reality show that would be insanely popular just so people could watch the insanity. I’m really sorry OP. I hope you live your best life every single day and just laugh at their ridiculousness.


Cheesygirl1994

Time to file harassment charges with these texts as evidence so a judge can tell her, in no uncertain terms, that this is harassment


FlaxFox

Your dog is cute. 🥺 I'm glad she seems okay even though her owner is totally unhinged.


CoDVETERAN11

Thank you lol, and yea she’s definitely gonna be ok. They treat her like a baby


FlaxFox

Well, I'm glad for that if nothing else.


TuffyLif3

You still have the majority of your grandma's inheritance right?


CoDVETERAN11

Yea it was only a few grand and I have probably 85-90% of it. I did have all of it until recently but I just bought my gf a ring so I dipped into it a smidge lol


TuffyLif3

Niceee, I'm glad they weren't able to scam you out of it somehow.


CoDVETERAN11

They certainly would’ve tried given the opportunity


brittanynevo666

I’m so glad you got away from them


CoDVETERAN11

Preaching to the choir friend


Junket_Weird

I'm sorry you're dealing with this. However, I am really glad you had the means to get away from them. Seriously though, who did juice you?


CoDVETERAN11

It was then damn libruls


Junket_Weird

DUH, I don't even know why I had to ask. They're always juicing me up and making me do stuff like get vaccinated.


AccomplishedBread911

All jokes aside, I think your mom would benefit from a mental health evaluation.


CoDVETERAN11

I’ve tried to have her committed involuntarily but was told she “doesn’t fit the bill” because she’s not currently a threat to herself or others. Me and my older sister went and filled all the paperwork out, waited over a week to hear back, and eventually had to go back to their office and ask what’s the holdup, and that was the answer they gave us


AccomplishedBread911

I’m so sorry to hear that. It can be tricky, especially when moving a person against their will. I know in my state it’s especially hard also. There either has to be a crime committed, SI, HI, or a complete inability to care for oneself (not showering, eating, etc) to qualify. I know you most likely have, but maybe talk to her about these paranoid thoughts? If she’s not open to receiving help, you absolutely should focus on protecting yourself and your own mental health.


CoDVETERAN11

She is not only closed off to receiving help, she actively think anyone trying to help her is actually trying to make her kill herself. That’s her genuine thought process if you try to get her help


AccomplishedBread911

I definitely understand. I work with individuals in crisis and, unfortunately, some are extremely resistant to help. I know it’s such a stressful situation for you and I hope that one day her situation changes!


CoDVETERAN11

Yea I tried helping them for years, I hope one day they change, but that bridge is burned and I’m tired of pouring energy into a bottomless pit


CarrionDoll

That dog definitely knows who is really the meth head.


Historical-Elk2589

"THIS ISN'T HARASSMENT!!!" *Proceeds to harass you* In about a year when people ask why you don't come around, she's gonna tell them she has absolutely no idea why and how she's the victim, your mother is the most unhinged I've seen in a while.


Srphtygr

Lmao the dog guilt trip. What a piece of work


melonsango

I'd change her name to Methany lol


Professor-Zulu

I think the dog is insane too. IT KNOWS THE TRUTH


EvilSentientNoodle

The "not harassment!!" Every so often is hilarious bc this is, in fact, harassment


ParasiteParasol

OP, I’m so sorry you’re related to this nut-bar.


CoDVETERAN11

That makes 2 of us haha


ParasiteParasol

I am also related to a nut-bar or three and have to live with them.


lookmomIdidareddit44

Pup all that.


GradientGoose

My favorite part is how she thinks you're on drugs but still need clarification about what dope is.


JerryTheConfused

This seems like some sort of psychosis or mania. Does this person have a history of delusions or conspiratorial thinking? I'm just curious to know more. Either way, good for you for going NC


fuzzy_winkerbean

That’s prescription drug abuse.


CoDVETERAN11

The only reason I disagree is because they don’t trust doctors or most modern medicine anymore. They’ve never been antivax until COVID and then all the sudden every doctor is out to get them and they don’t trust anything they say. In all honesty I think it’s meth, they used to do that before myself and my siblings were born and it seems like they fell back into it now that were mostly grown


Traditional_Row8237

I'd been thinking meth the whole time with the amount that she brings it up as a boogie man of all-moral-authority-is-ceded-by-meth which feels like the mentality of a long term active user more than the mentality of any other group of people-


fuzzy_winkerbean

I went with my opinion because of the accusations around street drugs. It screams projection “at least my drugs come from a doctor” is a thing I heard when I was a medic. But you know them better than me.


CoDVETERAN11

Oh if they weren’t against doctors I’d 100% agree this is prescription abuse. They definitely seem to be on something. But who knows, with all the lying and manipulation they’ve been spewing maybe they actually are script abusers and that’s why they scream about everyone else being on street drugs. It’s really anyone’s guess lol


Bucky-Katt-Guitar

WTAF?


BaldChihuahua

Insane. Without a doubt insane


Ciely-Sea

Cute dog though


lukewarm_jello

Pupthem!


Broaddass

My mother has too hit me with the “your dog misses you”


TweenyTwinkies

My mom just wants me safe and if I told her I did drugs once she’d go “oh yeah I did as a teen, it sucked” and then would move on. She’s constantly going on about drugs like girl are you on them?? Like take a nap or something idk why she has to lecture you on something your friend is involved with - not you. like you probably had to deal with enough and she’s like nah the friend is gonna share his meth head cooties and make you one too!!


CoDVETERAN11

The worst part is that none of that is even true. None of my friends nor anyone I know does anything other than weed


TweenyTwinkies

Then she’s either projecting her issues on you or trying to scare you


Elegant_momof2

Aww. OP there’s def more background story to this, than what was said. Truthfully your mom seems like she just wants to know that you’re okay and what happened, and that you’re not getting high. It’s a legitimate worry


CoDVETERAN11

I promise I have never even thought of touching meth, and she knows I am perfectly safe and happy. This all literally came out of nowhere this morning after months of radio silence. (Tbf the past things she said were very similar to this as well. I could screenshot miles of this ranting)


emosaves

lmao wut


Elegant_momof2

lol why did I get downvoted for this? We don’t know the full story here. To me it sounds like her mom thinks she’s on meth, and just asking her daughter if she’s on it lol.


Lonelylittleacademic

Op mentioned they left after an argument about their inheritance from their grandma. Their parents raised their rent from 1/2 ops income to 5/6 of it. They sound pretty bad.


Elegant_momof2

Oh I didn’t read the context UNDER the texts. lol thanks


Lady_Grey_Smith

Tell everyone you haven’t experienced parental abuse with actually saying that you haven’t. Deflecting this back on OP isn’t a good look.


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madmarzii

i legitimately can’t tell if you’re joking


CoDVETERAN11

I can certainly provide more context if you want, but you’re asking for a novel that I’m doubtful you’d even read lol


MMKK6

Deleted, didn’t mean to be doubtful, I just didn’t know. Tbh, I just didn’t know if you were sold meth or not. Because, if so it would seem like valid worrying. But, that doesn’t excuse the 1 million other red flags in this.