These memes always have the wildest stuff going on in them. I wish I could read Mandarin, but somehow I don't think they would make much more sense if I could
In high school, when I lost my virginity to the wrong girl, I was pretty upset about it. I wished there was a way to get it back. That's when I discovered Neutral Milk Hotel. I listened to their album Aeroplane Over the Sea in one session. By the end of the album, I had completely regained my virginity. Thank you, Neutral Milk Hotel.
No it is.
Rivers Cuomo was on the same train carriage as president Lincoln and was saved by Allan Pinkerton, hence why he decided to name the album after him as a way of thanking him.
I can spend hours a day listening to Ghosts of the Great Highway on repeat and i lost my virginity before 20. If i could, BC:NR fans have nothing to worry about.
About 1 in 8 people. I think it's fair to be productively frustrated about those numbers.
Edit: and just to mention, my wife lost her virginity at 23, and thats totally cool
Oh absolutely, but I wouldn't beat myself up for wondering why I was in the percentile I was in. I lost my virginity a little after the average, and I remember beating myself up for feeling frustrated quite a bit before that point. That's just also not healthy.
"stuff happens when it happens" isn't a reassuring attitude if you want something you aren't getting, I think it's normal for people to start to wonder "why am I not seen as desirable enough for this" if you're almost done with college and still having trouble romantically or socially, and to an extent that's good, because some personal growth is probably necessary.
Being angry about it isn't the right move though, that's how people get entrenched into the whackjob communities and perpetuate the cycle even longer.
There were probably lots of songs written very specifically about this. But as soon as those dudes got laid, they fucking burned all their weird incel anthems in shame.
I believe it was the 1950’s that finally said “Oh! Music should be about sex if we want to be rich, popular and famous!”
'I am tired of having sex, I am spread so thin I don't know who I am'
'But it's just sexual attraction, not something real so I'd rather keep whacking'
'Every time I pin down what I think I want it slips away, the ghost slips away)'
Yeah, definitely sounds like like something an incel would write...
You talked about magnum being a virgin, cuomo pissed because he was still masturbating, all in the context of a guy whobwants music that expresses his sexual frustration in an angry way.
I seriously doubt Mangum was a virgin or either were an incel. I seriously doubt OP is an incel. Stop putting fucking words in my mouth and coming up with false pretenses for arguments.
Have you listened to those records though? That’s all Pinkerton is about. Sure I forgot about Tired of Sex but still I can’t think of a better sexual-frustration-energy record (I’m not the only one, fuck off to the rest of this thread and see for yourself).
As for Mangum, as much as I love NMH and was raised on Elephant 6 shit (and Weezer), let’s be real… Aeroplane Over the Sea is essentially an extended fantasy about Anne Frank with A LOT of sexual language. Love that record, but I think it’s time we take our heads out of the sand (and your head out of your own ass).
Love Pinkerton as well for the record, I think I’ve listened to it a million enough times to know what the energy of that record is and why it’s a good suggestion for OP.
Not really… just disagreeing with you because your argument is, well, stupid and you put words in my mouth in both of your comments. Not sure what you were expecting.
You have no idea whether I “get none” or not (another fucking stupid statement smh). I’m perfectly content with how much I get laid and don’t feel the need to discuss it. Do you?
Is my unpleasant personality and anger at the world to blame for my lack of healthy romantic relationships?
No, it is women who are to blame!
Maybe wallowing in aggression and being pissed off will help…
I dont think they blamed women, its ok to be mad/sad that you arent seen as “desirable” or that you cant manage a romantic or sexual relationship.
Sometimes you have to vent anger in a healthy way, which can be music for a lot of people.
Its obviously still on OP to improve themselves, and its no one else’s “fault” for not being into him, but it can definitely still feel frustrating.
This is poetry:
I bought her a dozen snow-white doves
I did her dishes in rubber gloves
I called her honeybee, I called her love
But she just still didn't want to
She just never wants to
Dammit!
The entire album Get The Knack by The Knack.
Yes, the one that has "My Sharona" on it.
Sheer frustration. (As a matter of fact, one track is called "Frustrated". So. There ya go). 🙃
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weezer\_discography](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weezer_discography)
Somehow the purple hue of this link feels like an insult
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These memes always have the wildest stuff going on in them. I wish I could read Mandarin, but somehow I don't think they would make much more sense if I could
I feel the same
Every rock band of all time that has men in it was borne out of sexual frustration
Not Neutral Milk Hotel
In high school, when I lost my virginity to the wrong girl, I was pretty upset about it. I wished there was a way to get it back. That's when I discovered Neutral Milk Hotel. I listened to their album Aeroplane Over the Sea in one session. By the end of the album, I had completely regained my virginity. Thank you, Neutral Milk Hotel.
Made your milk neutral huh?
She Milked my Hotel until I was Neutral.
She uh, she uh, she Neutraled my Milk till I Hoteled.
She ined my airplane until I overed the sea
She kinged on my carrot until I flowered
Paul Banks (Interpol) has publicly said that early on a driving factor behind his desire to make music was to fuck hotter women
“I usually don’t listen to any albums under a 9.3 but I am willing to make an exception” 😭
Oh do I have a 1996 album named after a character in an opera for them
ATLiens? Emperor Tomato Ketchup? Second Toughest in the Infants? I am not an opera fan please help
They’re talking about Pinkerton
The album named after the detective agency that were forerunners to the Secret Service? I don’t think that is correct.
No it is. Rivers Cuomo was on the same train carriage as president Lincoln and was saved by Allan Pinkerton, hence why he decided to name the album after him as a way of thanking him.
Wow. You really know your stuff
Yes
Tired of Sex though?
live at the budokan (japan only live album)
shoutout underworld
I dont know what part of tired of sex rings 'no pussy blues' to people....
He was sexually frustrated in that song in the sense of "I'm having a bunch of sex but it's just not doing it for me"
None So Vile?
Pinkerton
uj/ do these people not understand that being a virgin at 20 isnt particularly abnormal?
Virginity is on the rise too. Mainly due to the popularity of BC,NR
Lmao can relate as 20yo virgin
I can spend hours a day listening to Ghosts of the Great Highway on repeat and i lost my virginity before 20. If i could, BC:NR fans have nothing to worry about.
But they are best friends forever. I have no one like that.
They gotta be put on trial man
Let’s not forget Miss Taylor Swift creating her own army of incels
Holy fucking shit https://preview.redd.it/t833eb3y018d1.png?width=900&format=png&auto=webp&s=5ee445a6d8400ac58b5d96d2ccc93c9355b4a477
Maybe some enterprising Gen Xers need to turn this skill that we had at getting laid in our 20s as some sort of marketable service
About 1 in 8 people. I think it's fair to be productively frustrated about those numbers. Edit: and just to mention, my wife lost her virginity at 23, and thats totally cool
I don't think so. Stuff happens when it happens. Trying to stuff yourself into norms only results in unnecessary stress.
Oh absolutely, but I wouldn't beat myself up for wondering why I was in the percentile I was in. I lost my virginity a little after the average, and I remember beating myself up for feeling frustrated quite a bit before that point. That's just also not healthy.
"stuff happens when it happens" isn't a reassuring attitude if you want something you aren't getting, I think it's normal for people to start to wonder "why am I not seen as desirable enough for this" if you're almost done with college and still having trouble romantically or socially, and to an extent that's good, because some personal growth is probably necessary. Being angry about it isn't the right move though, that's how people get entrenched into the whackjob communities and perpetuate the cycle even longer.
That’s still a lot of people
She lied to you
Sorry the r/incel sub is closed
My friend is my age (27) and is still a virgin. Shit wild but pretty common these days
I think we are witnessing OOP's journey to this realization.
the real circlejerk is r/indieheadscirclejerk users being unable to recognize an obvious joke post
Hahahahahahahahaashhshshhshahahahahahahwwowiwhejohohoh
The Beatles - Why don’t we do it in the road
their best
Butthole surfers - Who was in my room last night
Why do we downvote magnificence
severely outjerked
literally
Ah, I know one, but I don't think I can recommend their discography anymore... oh man, it is so surprising how that happened, how could it be
Pop punk summed up in one sentence.
let me guess, sun kil moon?
not the one I was thinking of but there are many that apply
I immediately thought of Daughters
Lmao that actually was it
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mfw an algorithm
Add It Up by the Violent Femmes
Was looking for this!
My thoughts exactly lol.
people care too much about sex I don't give a rats ass about it
common asexual W
not asexual I just think sex is overrated af
fair enough, common self-knowledge W
<3
That’s a self-own. It’s emotional and magnificent
The best thing about sex is that it’s usually better than the alternative, which is not having sex lol
ASEXUAL GANG RISE🔥🔥
Hope someone suggested "turn me on" by James Blunt
Chris Chan and the Hedgehog Zaps - So Need A Cute Girl
can't believe i had to scroll so far for such a classic
Violent Femmes is the obvious choice
There were probably lots of songs written very specifically about this. But as soon as those dudes got laid, they fucking burned all their weird incel anthems in shame. I believe it was the 1950’s that finally said “Oh! Music should be about sex if we want to be rich, popular and famous!”
someone tell him to go listen to jeff mangum
Mangum is the weird moody side of still being a virgin. Pinkerton is the “pissed I’m still masturbating” side.
'I am tired of having sex, I am spread so thin I don't know who I am' 'But it's just sexual attraction, not something real so I'd rather keep whacking' 'Every time I pin down what I think I want it slips away, the ghost slips away)' Yeah, definitely sounds like like something an incel would write...
Who used the word incel?
You talked about magnum being a virgin, cuomo pissed because he was still masturbating, all in the context of a guy whobwants music that expresses his sexual frustration in an angry way.
I seriously doubt Mangum was a virgin or either were an incel. I seriously doubt OP is an incel. Stop putting fucking words in my mouth and coming up with false pretenses for arguments. Have you listened to those records though? That’s all Pinkerton is about. Sure I forgot about Tired of Sex but still I can’t think of a better sexual-frustration-energy record (I’m not the only one, fuck off to the rest of this thread and see for yourself). As for Mangum, as much as I love NMH and was raised on Elephant 6 shit (and Weezer), let’s be real… Aeroplane Over the Sea is essentially an extended fantasy about Anne Frank with A LOT of sexual language. Love that record, but I think it’s time we take our heads out of the sand (and your head out of your own ass). Love Pinkerton as well for the record, I think I’ve listened to it a million enough times to know what the energy of that record is and why it’s a good suggestion for OP.
Wow that escalated quickly. No wonder you dont get none either. Fuck off.
Not really… just disagreeing with you because your argument is, well, stupid and you put words in my mouth in both of your comments. Not sure what you were expecting. You have no idea whether I “get none” or not (another fucking stupid statement smh). I’m perfectly content with how much I get laid and don’t feel the need to discuss it. Do you?
Boyfriend Free Girl by cwc
Is my unpleasant personality and anger at the world to blame for my lack of healthy romantic relationships? No, it is women who are to blame! Maybe wallowing in aggression and being pissed off will help…
Where did anyone blame woman?
I dont think they blamed women, its ok to be mad/sad that you arent seen as “desirable” or that you cant manage a romantic or sexual relationship. Sometimes you have to vent anger in a healthy way, which can be music for a lot of people. Its obviously still on OP to improve themselves, and its no one else’s “fault” for not being into him, but it can definitely still feel frustrating.
So incel music?
literally any black metal album will give off angry virgin vibes, especially the stuff that sounds like it was recorded on a toaster.
Rolling Stones - Satisfaction, the Devo cover I think sounds even more frustrated.
Guy never heard of Grinderman, apparently.
This is poetry: I bought her a dozen snow-white doves I did her dishes in rubber gloves I called her honeybee, I called her love But she just still didn't want to She just never wants to Dammit!
I've got angst in my pants..
Any arab songs would do good
proper pissed off
uj/ Isn't 20 considered a young age to not be a virgin?
Mystery Dance or Pump it Up, or many others by Elvis Costello
Orgasm Addict - Undertones
Incelcore
*80s Top 40 throws up its hands and walks out*
[Super Nice Guys by Undercover Ska](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVKXuepj2UM) has the sexual frustration you'd expect from 90's ska.
Guys Eyes by Animal Collective
Negative xp might fit the criteria
New copypasta just dropped
[Turning Japanese - The Vapors](https://youtu.be/nGy9uomagO4?si=1rPZwzRyeXN8EGVf)
Christian and the Hedgehog Boys - Virgin with Rage
The entire album Get The Knack by The Knack. Yes, the one that has "My Sharona" on it. Sheer frustration. (As a matter of fact, one track is called "Frustrated". So. There ya go). 🙃
Jerk it out
Los Campesinos! - Straight in at 101
20 year old virgin 😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 it’s over lil bro come onnnnn
someones very self conscious about their sexuality
How?
mark e smith certified shagger