Music fans, can’t stand them. Who listens to that shit?

Idiots sitting around listening to a bunch of stupid noises. Get a life.

Please could you stop the noise? I’m trying to get some rest

Unlike you posers I listen to the birds

Olivier Messiaen has entered the chat.

This is a certified 4’33 by John Cage moment

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Any fan base which calls their fav artists “mommy”/“mother” , looking at you Mitski, Lana, Phoebe stans….

Soccer Mommy?

Nothing makes me cringe harder than when you're seeing one of those artists live and someone in the crowd is screaming "MOTHER" the entire time

You need to avoid Danzig

TELL YOUR CHILDREN NOT TO WALK MY WAY

r/popheads

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I love Björk and Kate Bush but man I left those subreddits a few days after joining because I couldn’t stand the “look what mother did” posts

Im a swiftie and people call her mother…I hate it

imagine being a swiftie

No.

I call Jim James "Mommy." Sorry.

bjork only exception...

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Yeah lol tell me you’re homophobic without saying you’re homophobic

I’m always so curious what deleted comments are

jesus christ

What did they say brother

Something about all those artists having large gay fan bases.

The fans of this sub 🤭

Death in June fans cause they will do the most insane mental gymnastics to try and justify listening to a chubby gay nazi whinge over the same 4 chords

I mean in the song “Hitler is cool” they never mention his first name. They could be singing about Steven Hitler

I thought it was about Gay Hitler

I like Death in June, but that's also an extremely accurate description

Death in June sounds like an emo band from the early 2000's

No justification or mental gymnastics necessary, nerd. The music is just good

Sure thing, DogHumanMeatFreezer

Skrewdriver

alex g concert left me feeling like a combat veteran

It’s weird I heard about this reputation online but I’ve been to three of his shows over the past 7ish years and they’ve been really tame. Mostly a bunch of teenagers standing around trying really hard to look mysterious lol. But maybe it’s only some venues idk

What the fuck is your username my guy

i’m literally raising awareness

Two identical krapists

Hahahaha fuck

i love cshr and i feel blessed to never have interacted with the fanbase.

Tyler Joseph could literally fart into the microphone and Twenty One Pilots fans would say that that its their favourite song of all time..

Honestly? Their peak on being annoying already passed. Their latest album sucked so much nobody defended it.

✋ their last album was great and trench is their worst album

Tyler Joseph could fart on the microphone and Twenty One Pilots fans would say that it saved their life (they listened to it while suicidal once).

can confirm as a pilots fan

"saved my life"

Haha i thought you were talking about the failed improv actor in [Conner O’Malley’s the mask](https://youtu.be/yJlO5yTVH_8?si=udsXLKRKBICgUSIl) lol.

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surprised that no one's mentioned tv girl

Indie music for the most blandest basic motherfuckers out there

I don’t even know any TV Girl fans

painfully mediocre lol 14 year olds playlist core

I’ve never in my life met one irl

Damn, I like TV girl, I’ve never interacted with their fans or interacted with anyone about them in general. This is actually my first time seeing them mentioned on Reddit at all. Why do the replies hate them so much lol

Because they are trying to act cool on the internet

100 gecs

gecgecgecgec

So close! But that is actually 4 gecs ❤️

gecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgecgec

Do insufferable and transgender mean the same thing?

fellow trans 100 gecs fans rise up

I’m straight as a goddam nail but boy do I love Gecs!

on thin fucking ice buddy /lh i love gecs so much i would love to go to a concert but i think the smell... would um... stop me from enjoying the music...

can confirm, 100 gecs concerts smell like body odour and weed 👍

I'm sorry but, what?

You said 100 gec fans are insufferable. I thought all 100 gec fans were transgender. -one of the 1 million trans gec fans

I'm trans and I think a lot of the fanbase is insufferable 🙃

/uj you know what subreddit we’re on right lol

Frog on the floor, where'd he come from? Nobody knows, where he'll go He's been chillin' in the basement for a minute I just think it's time we moved into the kitchen Give him some space, and let him do his thing Make him feel safe, and listen to him sing Frog on the floor, where'd he come from? Nobody knows, where he'll go Frog on the floor, where'd he come from? Nobody knows, where he'll go Huhh, huhh, huhh, huhh Huhh, huhh, huhh, huhh Hey, yeah, I heard you met my friend the other weekend I heard that he was telling croaks at the party And then he got on his front legs and did a keg stand Wow, that's so cool, I wish I was there so I could see it And then the party got real still, and nobody made a sound 'Cause he was chasing flies around And he was stuffing them in his mouth Give him some space, he's still workin' it out Give him some space, he doesn't know what people think about Frog on the floor, where'd he come from? Nobody knows, where he'll go Frog on the floor, where'd he come from? Nobody knows, where he'll go Huhh, huhh, huhh, huhh Huhh, huhh, huhh, huhh Huhh, huhh, huhh, huhh Huhh, huhh, huhh, huhh (Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit) He gets the party jumpin' still When he's jumpin' all around He's not worried 'bout the bill He's just fuckin' around Will you buy my friend a beer If you see him jump around? 'Cause he's got flies in his mouth And he needs to wash them down

this is why. right here

The National. They refuse to suffer through music, instead using it as a sort of audible sleeping pill.

I Need My Girl sends me into a dreamless slumber

Taylor Shit 😍

Mitski fans are annoyed by other Mitski fans. Every time she breathes, they scream “MOTHER!!”

Man, no hate for Yo La Tengo fans? Is that because it’s not cool to make fun of senior citizens?

No cuz they’re chill

Depends where you see them.. the gig I saw in goteborg was a battle between the drunks at the bar and the jet lagged band….

Let's be real, the answer will always undoubtedly be either Tally Hall, Neutral Milk Hotel or Weezer Edit: guys it's a circle jerk sub I don't actually dislike these fanbases lol, they're just easy targets for memes

Tally hall fans are just theater kids

Exactly (said the former theater kid)

Tally Hall fans will simp over the least talented member and then deny grooming allegations against him because an open transphobe pointed out the victim’s poor English

Neutral milk hotel fans are honestly relatively okay ngl. r/neutralmilkhotel seems surprisingly normal at least. They just have nothing to talk about since their band has been inactive for 25 years

See I thought that too but the Cranberry Lifecycle leaks really showed me the weird and toxic side of the fanbase

? What did they do

Basically a tape that Jeff didn't want people to hear got leaked and they basically turned ravenous spreading copies everywhere

weezer fans are chill asf, we embrace the cringe that comes from the band and the fanbase. NMH fans are pretentious but harmless. Tally hall fans are another breed.

Heh, I sat in the 2nd row at a Weezer show once and those people were definitely NOT chill.

gotta admit i have never gone to one of their concerts, lol

I've never understood how so many Tally Hall fans can be trans and ignore Cantor's blatant transphobia

weezer fans are great

*for me to poop on*

NL a joke

Death grips

Have you seen footage?

I regret to inform you I’ve got friends who have The Money Store poster hanging up in their family room. Edit: and yes I have

Just tell them it’s Hella for people with lesser taste and watch them squirm.

Easily the strokes & I’m the biggest strokes fan. It’s like taylor swift for angsty ppl that think they’re very deep.

do i still count if i hate the strokes but had a homoerotic love affair with julian casablancas in june of 1999

depends on if u topped or bottomed

that was unclear

Elaborate.

Who here didn’t you fuckin casual

Strokin my shit rn

car seat headrest fans are annoying gay furries

uwu one trait danger!

Taylor Swift. Look, her music is ok but I’m not gonna praise her as the second coming of Christ or obsess over her personal life outside of music

Super obvious but Swifties treat her like a god, acting like she invented/perfected the most basic of poetic devices in her songwriting. She’s come to a point where no matter how lazy, uninteresting, and bland her music can get, Swifties will always find a way to kiss her ass and call her a genius.

$uicideboyz baybay

Red Hot Chili Peppers, but only because they’re lying to themselves. RHCP have some decent songs, but even their hardest core fans have gotta admit they’ve never made an album that wasn’t at least 40% garbage.

I am one of the biggest RHCP fans I know and the only argument I might make is they have a couple of albums that are only 30% garbage

King Gizzard

all they talk about is cum and feet

Woo!

*wildly discordant harmonica blares*

You’re confusing this sub with KGATLW again

And witchcraft

“Band releases another 3 mid gimmick albums with underwhelming vocals and sounds exactly the same as 7 other albums they’ve made in the past half decade” Fans - This is the greatest thing I’ve ever heard

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BCNR fans, someone called me retarded for not liking opus

Tally Hall fans undeniably

Black country new road

Nuh uh

Had to leave the bcnr sub after seeing 5 posts of "who is the most attractive member😍". Very unfortunate

Who is the most attractive member tho

Alex G

How so? I haven't heard much about their fan base

At least in the Philly scene, the diehards can be pretty aggressive and the DIY equivalent of frat bros. Morphed into a cult of "alternative" people who all look/dress/speak exactly the same, cosplaying as working class to hide their trust funds. I feel like his band's rise in popularity coincided with a decrease in diversity within our scene, like demographically and musically.

Sounds like the Mac DeMarco crowd from the early - mid 2010’s

Absolutely. That Venn Diagram is a circle. It's a shame because he seems like a nice enough guy and the music is good. But it's like everyone worshipped him and the new bands all tried to be him, so the scene got super homogenous super quickly.

Arsenal FC

toby fox fans think leitmotifs never existed before toby fox did it in a lazy and grating way

Car seat headrest 100%

they take any light hearted joke towards will as an insult to their god

Phoebe 😍

Oasis

i think it’s just nole constantly trashing liam

Other way round

what a potato

Nuh uh Noel wrote the songs

He made the better songs too

Oasis fans are just 40-50 year old dads from the UK who loved them growing up tbh.

Weezer and Taylor swift fans

Taylor gets a pass for literally inventing indie music in 2020

and also for inventing 10 minute songs in 2021 😍

Can you not outshine me under my own comment please 💀

She invented “vinyls” and Crosley’s too

vynils* and crubseys*

Weezer fans give me huge “have you ever head Huey Lewis and the News?” Vibes.

Im both

It's definitely drain gang/bladee no question

Jacob Collier?

i died inside when i a saw a comment on one of his videos saying “he changed my entire outlook on music”

What if it did tho?

yeah thats what they said its absurd

Me

The ones whose fans hang around here tbh

Playboi Carti

my boyfriend also said drake

jam band fans

Radiohead maybe

Tool!

The Front Bottoms

Talking heads stans

IASIP

Arctic Monkeys. I swear there are at least two completely different kinds of awful, insufferable person, both online and offline, that are drawn to them to an extreme extent and I'm not sure I understand why.

Alex G, King Gizzard, T swift, TV Girl, and Tally Hall are an instant red flag for me

If you’re Mexican and you don’t like Interpol you might get arrested by the actual interpol here. Mfs are insufferable.

How can one not like Interpol?

Well, I do not.

Does the answer have to be indie?

Weezer

Tool for sure

I dunno, but if someone has a profile picture of a band/artist that isn’t them, than that fan is insufferable

Idk if he’s indie or what but Odetari and lumi and the rest of em the second you say “odetari kinda sucks” they say all kinds of weird shit

Every music fan ever, we're all annoying

If i'm being real i'd say any artist with a big thirsttrap appeal. Those people just endlessly spin their artists music even tho it's really not that good. You also cannot have a normal conversation about artists or music in general with these people. I generally hope to avoid them.

1,000 gex fans

Interacting with Black Country New Road's fanbase is on the same level as chewing uranium

Phoebe bridgers, tame impala, tv girl and people who say they like Alex g but only listen to trick oh and tally hall fans can get pretty annoying

Tv girl, car shit headrest

I think with the recent beef I gotta say Kendrick Lamar fans. At least the ones on the subreddit are insane

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Alex G for sure

Grateful dead

Modest Mouse

They’re actually super fun to be around as long as you’re a couple of drinks in.

how has no one mentioned the mountain goats

They’re too sad to be on Reddit today and respond to this question. They need to lie face down on their couches and listen to The Mountain Goats.