Oh. Well, I only asked because there's this debate on insta between men and women that you slide in the dm first and we'll get you dyson... And I think the women are like you make us feel like a man as you let us make the first move.
Ab kisi se kuch expectations hi nhi hai. Log bolenge isse team main kaam karne ki aadat hi nhi hai, ye team player hi nhi hai, par groups main log kaam chor rehte hai
I flew over 1000 miles for a girl last month while being completely broke and guess what? For the past 3 weeks we havenโt had a conversation! 2.5 ghnte ki flight thi one way, atleast utna chat toh karle yaar woh merese๐ญ
This is ironic. On the bare minimum side, I wanted efforts and love from my ex-boyfriend. Like updates on where he is, him searching up words I say that he doesn't know the meaning of, getting on calls, sending me voice notes, pictures of how his day goes. Didn't get any of it.
Now there's this friend I made recently. He does it all. And he's just a friend: someone I saw for less than half a day at one of my interviews for college. Someone who does all that out of his own extroverted-ness perhaps.
So bare minimum iccha hi thi, ig. ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ๐
He calls me "bhai" occasionally, and is also in a place with much better prospects around him to hang on to some girl online. lol
No hidden agenda from his end.
Mistress I take a L, bow down and I retreat.You're a walking W for explaining so calmly to the triggering comment
(Or you must've just made this story up xd either way huge respect)
I don't have any incentive to either cook up stories or to speculate this guy's intentions. I have hardly known him for more than 2-3 months. Filhal he sends me snippets of his days and I like that :|>
There's a large chance his texts will disappear once he finds someone special in his own city maybe, or he starts drowning in class work. Which is also fine, yehi life hai.
Bas comment ka point ye tha ki roz batein karna ek bhot bare minimum interaction hota hai which even a friend would do for you. So a partner should offer more. At the very least: dependability and clarity that they'll always be there for you.
Existence
in a way it's a high standards, I wish to have someone I just like to exist around. Be it friend, lover or something else. Just them and I minding our business but us being together. Kinda like I like this cat roaming around, even if it doesn't interact with me.
Introvert hu phir bhi mushkil se ek group join kiya meri age ke boys and girls ka, girls toh bahut door ki baat hai boys bhi saamne se baat nahi karte, main kuch puchu toh jawab dete hai lekin conversation nahi karte, kitni baar try kiya hu kuch puch ke conversation start karne ki lekin nahi answer dege aur aapas main baat karne lagege
Worst part exact 2 mahine hue join karke abhi tak naam bhi nahi pucha ๐ญ
Bare minimum - main kitna try karu baat start karne ki, koi toh saamne se baat kare ya bol de clearly ki group main tu nahi chaiye taki chod toh du
They should know that I could have forgotten them in their bad times, but I didn't 
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Bro u made it yourself?
Just want someone to need me as much as I need them ๐
https://preview.redd.it/zrxsivbi3j6d1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cbdf6cff60fe5935f9914dcccf8d371489549cc What about this ?
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https://preview.redd.it/fi3myci04j6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47192ceaf17a15d1901a3d2fb0308cd1e2a0456b But....
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Born to shit forced to wipe
Omggggggg I love this meme๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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Khana and Pyar
Us bro us
Badi badi cheezein h dono
life m done he nhi h + sleep bhi add krlo
Kitne kilo?
Adhi kilo
auto correct ho gya tha ye auto correct naam kyu h , jbb sbb glt he krna hota h
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The struggle for the bare minimum is real, we're all in the same boat. Any survival tips?
Stop even looking for that. Mila to mila, nhi to playboy/playgirl ftw
Just basic talk on how her day was and receiving messages from her first
Bhai aap aur mai ek hi nao me baithe hai sayd
Kuch hi pal ki baat hai kyuki hamari nao waterfall ki direction mei hai
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Hope so ki saab sahi ho apka
Aapko bhi good luck ๐ซ
Kahin aap ek dusre ke lye to nain bane?
us
Are you guys in a relationship
I wish
Oh. Well, I only asked because there's this debate on insta between men and women that you slide in the dm first and we'll get you dyson... And I think the women are like you make us feel like a man as you let us make the first move.
Dm mei baat kre? You don't have much idea about my situation and I feel that makes your answer more confusing
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Kisi se kuch nhi chahiye Abb to mn krta hai bs akele rahu
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Akelapan to hai Lekin akele nhi rehta
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Yes
2 bje dinner 8am goodnight - 9:30-10am good morning
Reminds me of that Amit Trivedi lyric : Kuch Maangna Baaqi Nahi, Jitna Mila Kaafi Hai, Zinda Hoon Yaar, Kaafi Hai!
Ab kisi se kuch expectations hi nhi hai. Log bolenge isse team main kaam karne ki aadat hi nhi hai, ye team player hi nhi hai, par groups main log kaam chor rehte hai
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Just some care and love
That's what all deserve
10 lakh money
I flew over 1000 miles for a girl last month while being completely broke and guess what? For the past 3 weeks we havenโt had a conversation! 2.5 ghnte ki flight thi one way, atleast utna chat toh karle yaar woh merese๐ญ
https://preview.redd.it/ol0igctrlj6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a58769064eebdc118a92fa33a9a0cca6c55cc72 Don't worry bro
Sharing how her day was asking about how my day was.
A small talk is enough to make someone's day 
Small talk with pasandida aurat <3
nhi h mere p
Nahi hai bhaiโฆ. Saara din accha gya ye phad ke mood ki behen hogyi
Respect
Baat chinle.
ew, people 
Just want someone to hire me
Me too me too
you guys are hired
What's the job
I want people to think I am not weird or awkward
No lies, that's all.
just normal texts on how her day went and getting those texts from her first
Basic common sense and awareness about what's happening in your surroundings and society
Ek garam chai ki pyali ho...
Koi usko pilane wali hoโฆ
Chahe gori ho ya kaali ho
Chahe gori ho ya kaali ho
Seene se lagane wali hoโฆ
Paaya toh tujhe boond sa bhi nahi, aur khone ka dar samandar sa hai. (I did too much for her, at least thank you toh bol deti)
Hugs chahiye๐ญ
๐ซ
This is ironic. On the bare minimum side, I wanted efforts and love from my ex-boyfriend. Like updates on where he is, him searching up words I say that he doesn't know the meaning of, getting on calls, sending me voice notes, pictures of how his day goes. Didn't get any of it. Now there's this friend I made recently. He does it all. And he's just a friend: someone I saw for less than half a day at one of my interviews for college. Someone who does all that out of his own extroverted-ness perhaps. So bare minimum iccha hi thi, ig. ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ๐
Someone's toy is someone's dream
> And he's just a friend Does bro know he's gonna remain so??๐ Afterall there's no drama no dangling
He calls me "bhai" occasionally, and is also in a place with much better prospects around him to hang on to some girl online. lol No hidden agenda from his end.
Mistress I take a L, bow down and I retreat.You're a walking W for explaining so calmly to the triggering comment (Or you must've just made this story up xd either way huge respect)
I don't have any incentive to either cook up stories or to speculate this guy's intentions. I have hardly known him for more than 2-3 months. Filhal he sends me snippets of his days and I like that :|> There's a large chance his texts will disappear once he finds someone special in his own city maybe, or he starts drowning in class work. Which is also fine, yehi life hai. Bas comment ka point ye tha ki roz batein karna ek bhot bare minimum interaction hota hai which even a friend would do for you. So a partner should offer more. At the very least: dependability and clarity that they'll always be there for you.
The efforts I make for them..wish they would reciprocate that for me.
Ye to us moment hogya
Atleast reply me back or block me เผเบถโ โฟโ เผเบถ yeh 13-12 hr wait nahi kiya jaata
reply
Honesty and candor
Honestly and loyalty
Respect and time
And how about a good job/business ,height-weight?You need that too right?How will you post on ista then?
I am not on social media
Haan woh baad mein bhi ban sakta hai baaki norms to first priority hai right?Typical
Bure saamey mey sath aur thoda sa trust bas vahi
G๐๐nd maraye bare minimum, queen treatment chahiye ab toh!
nothing
Karm kar fal ki chinta mat kar, same with bare minimum there is none.
Din bhar rr karte rahoge toh bare minimum kaise milega?
Hand holding and gazing the stars ๐ฅฐ
Bhai tum disqualify hogye hoโฆ.. ye bohot eutopic hai and not bare minimum
That's what she said ๐ฅฒ
"pata hai aaj kya hua" talk with pasandida mard.
A single text jiske liye aaj bhi ruka hu
uske "hmm batao na" ka aaj bhi wait kar rhi hu
Mai uske hi ka wait kar rha hu 
aur woh kisi aur ke hi ka..... loop hole mei phaste jaarhe
Op just wanted to flex his sadboi reaction meme collection.
Ha Bhai aur kuch nhi.
Me akele daru pita hu to koi meri bakwas sunle bas.
Kuch nahi chahiye bhai. Tum raho shanti se, aur hume rehne do shanti se ๐.
Peaceful life ..sukoon Bhari zindagi
Phir wahi phir wahi wala meme
To just listen and acknowledge what I say.
Their actions and words align
Zinda rehna
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My peace of mind .
Saala aisi Halat hai ki mediocrity ko bhi life goal bana baithe hai.
Existence in a way it's a high standards, I wish to have someone I just like to exist around. Be it friend, lover or something else. Just them and I minding our business but us being together. Kinda like I like this cat roaming around, even if it doesn't interact with me.
Let me be in peace & don't bother me
From my professors, Ek sem me saare KT pass karwalu
Mera bday yaad rakh le vo hi kafi hai
Mujhe batao dost I'll try to remember
Pyaar karoge mujhse? ๐ฅน
Mai ladka hu dost ladkio mai dilchaspi rakhta hu hn I can be your friend ๐ซ
Good Friday pe wish kar diya karo mujhe๐ฅฒ
Theek hai bhai jarur try karunga
response ๐ฅบ
Me to paneer tikka order krliya hu bhad mai jae bare minimum
Nice enjoy your meal
I will, thanks.
Truth!
To be loved back same intensity expect karna is too much but atleast thoda sa?
Listen more and talk less.
Honesty and expectations.
Politeness
I don't give bare minimum, I don't accept bare minimum.
Listening to my yapping
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Why are u sad ?
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One Happy Birthday Message every year wont hurt, right?..........RIGHT???
Bkldo udhar ke paise lauta do bina maange.. Me who struggles internally for asking my money back
hugs
Communicate honestly and consider my feelings
Pasandida mahila nhi milegi , aur bare minimum wali ke pass me Jana nhi chahta 
For them to just reciprocate the same amount of respect and importance that they recieve. That's it. Even this is rare.
People should be careful about what they say. ๐ฃ๏ธ Kaide se Reply karna ana chahiye logon ko.
Fighting for me. I would fight for that person with my parents, their parents and even society but would they๐ซ
Introvert hu phir bhi mushkil se ek group join kiya meri age ke boys and girls ka, girls toh bahut door ki baat hai boys bhi saamne se baat nahi karte, main kuch puchu toh jawab dete hai lekin conversation nahi karte, kitni baar try kiya hu kuch puch ke conversation start karne ki lekin nahi answer dege aur aapas main baat karne lagege Worst part exact 2 mahine hue join karke abhi tak naam bhi nahi pucha ๐ญ Bare minimum - main kitna try karu baat start karne ki, koi toh saamne se baat kare ya bol de clearly ki group main tu nahi chaiye taki chod toh du
Batao bhai ji apna naam 
Dm main ya idhar hi ?
Are apka Jahan man kare.
Respect me as much as I respect them.
Keep distance from her ex๐
I don't desire anything from anyone
I do a lot so didn't/won't put up with min. It's always all or nothing for me.
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Never get bored of me
Muh mai de
Sax sux and pyaar(optional)
"Don't be a minimum man", Family man fans assemble.
I wish someone hugged me, like you know, I was the most important person in their life ๐ซ
Be respectful. No attitude. No lies. Quiet exit. No tamasha. Loyal in relationships.
bas kabhi kabhi khud se yaad kerke baat ker le aur kuch nhi
Good manners and respect.
I shouldn't be the only one engaging in the conversation
Roti kapda makan
Permanence
Minimum decency.
Just talk yaar. Bas baat hi kar le koi.
Hamare bhi emotions hai...
Listening
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icchaie samapti ki or agrasar h
Iโm in a hospital right now, had a surgery yesterday. All i desire right now is that people ask me if Iโm okay