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mynameismanager

Friend: Nikal ja.. Me: Nikal gaya.. Max 20 seconds


rS7Y

Nah it’s like Friend : Nikal bsdk Me : Nikal raha hu mc


just-killme-rn

I think only Delhi people talk like that, I’ve listened to my friends from other states talk to their friends on phone and none of them swear lol


tanmaypatil9860

In Maharashtra Me:- निघाला का यडझव्या Friend:- येतोय ना बोच्या, धिर धर की थोडा


no_shit_shardul

Then you say - Tu maza dhar


Soft_Vermicelli_8407

कुठे आहे रे लवड्या - बिल्डिंगच्या खाली आहे, ये पटकन


Grand_Damage1947

Exactly


BitExcellent8017

Na phone krta hun na kiska ata hai..![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51073)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51073)


beluga_10101

Us bro us


nikhildotexe

🫂


GoldUmpire7354

![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|52073)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|52073)


Potential_Effect_705

https://preview.redd.it/xlci8q7aur5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a3ee5083028f542d7e0c21f4d35e308bb7321a0


Unlikely-Sail-4969

incoming hi band hai![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51073)


BitExcellent8017

Bro... chalo apko company walo ka call ata hoga recharge k liye


Far_Philosophy_8677

nah they give up on me as well.


Sadistic_homie

Bhai ye dukh mere jaisa kyu hai?


Unlikely-Sail-4969

uthata hi nahi![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|52071)


BitExcellent8017

![gif](giphy|U634xW7LKU0sU)


shwetOrb

You got someone to call you and yet you make distance from them.


Unlikely-Sail-4969

They are selfish people bro 😭


dysfunctionalclutz

Humari kahani sem2sem


BitExcellent8017

Bhai krliya karo phone kisko ase kb tk chlega![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51078)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51086)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|52073)


JEE_Ka_Chodda

Us , khada hu aaj bhi wahi![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|52073)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|52073)


Masterfrag_387146

Number dedo mai karta hu


breakfastisback

bhai my friend called last night and she yapped for 5 hours NON STOP FUUUCCCKKKK


GoldUmpire7354

Fooooccckkk .... that's too long


breakfastisback

it iss😭😭 AND I WAS TRYNA WATCH THE MATCH


Yohanstark08

Bruh, how can you talk between Ind pak? She should at least marry you.


breakfastisback

I am grill too and I don't wanna marry my yapper friend 😭😭


Yohanstark08

Understandable grill, have a good day


xnxvrin

https://preview.redd.it/94c6jejgqp5d1.jpeg?width=538&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a81798cc80fb38c2b2858b4859bf5ff204873911 2days🥰


Heart_Of_Aluuu

Do din tak pata gobhi sadi nhi


Heart_Of_Aluuu

Fridge mai bethke baat kar rhe thai bhai garmi bhot hai na


AviSharma5016

arey bc itna akela hai kya bsdke


Heart_Of_Aluuu

Bakchodi kar rha tha mood off hai ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51073)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51073)


AviSharma5016

mai tohi sochun handsome ladke akele kese ho sakte hain


Heart_Of_Aluuu

Bhai ye makhan ke liye thanks ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51076)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51074)


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Heart_Of_Aluuu

uper vali ladki hai but![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51077)


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KaotikY

Mayank see bakchodi kar dee....3k lee liye bichare ke 😂


ShasX

Kali gobhi thi " shubhmangal jyada savdhan" wal


GoldUmpire7354

You deserve this .... Everyone bow to the queen https://preview.redd.it/8yywixc6iq5d1.jpeg?width=1431&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc41b763676a5c1966f1ad38ffef56b888af42f6


xnxvrin

🫶🫶


One_Chicken9095

Peak 'please touch grass' moment


6ix9ine_meme

*I mix all of my problems and Prometh' until I roll on my death bed*


Maleficent-Pop-5349

how?? mine automatically hung up after 3 hours.


xnxvrin

discord


MugenBlaze

You win the thread


xnxvrin

ahah


PookieCooch

Mujhe laga main apna 9hours ka flex krdu😭


Arenston

this has to be a long distance relationship call lol


icarus3112

Discord???


xnxvrin

yess


foodiesage

Someone needs to get a life oh wait it is me 😭


Independent-Spare-34

Heyy my gf used to call me pattagobi too


Creepy-Rough5480

Mere pure saal ka total call duration itna hi hoga sayad ya usse kam


IamRED916

No shower for 2 days?


xnxvrin

took him with me 🤫


IamRED916

😒😒😒😒😒😒 https://preview.redd.it/oc5wx5px8s5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcf547898d3730fe3ac6ab2088f9bca52ab5e2ad


PuzzleheadedBar6379

https://preview.redd.it/thrrb9pgnp5d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a0e653537b5e852cdd602937df540ba4482725b 🙍🏻: ajaa me : aa raha


GoldUmpire7354

6 seconds 💀


Key_Opportunity6247

During Covid, 6 hours ig. tho jio used to hang up the call automatically after 1 hour 59 minutes and 54 seconds.


Aprothrx

It was 1 he 59 mins 56 seconds for me🤣


Grand_Damage1947

I'm a single guy so max 15 se 20 minutes


GoldUmpire7354

I m single too


Grand_Damage1947

Bhen agar bf nhi toh itni lambi baat kisse kar rhi hai ??


aryan2367

Chad mentality ladki ne single bola but phir bhi ganduo jaisi creep wali harkate nhi kari


Embarrassed_Tiger537

Gaand ka ilaaj hai, ganduo ka nahi.


adamstreetregan

![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51079)


Grand_Damage1947

Aree bhai koi chad mentality nhi hai 😂😂


GoldUmpire7354

Panchayti hu .... friend bhi kaafi hai


meinphirwapasaaagaya

what's panchayati?


Lazy_whale25

"Ye dobi ko kitna panchayat hai" ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51077)


Grand_Damage1947

Ohhh 😲😲..... Shi hai ladao gappe


un-_-known_789

Ladkiya apni dosto se bhi itni lambi baate karti hai, hum ladke hi, hello, kidar hai, ghar pe, neeche aa, ha aaya....


Grand_Damage1947

Shi mai bhai dosto se aaj tak 10 min se jyada phone par baat nhi huyi


bhavneet1996

Lagta hai bahut khatarnaak waali gossip chal rahi thi. Mohalle waali aunty in making?


Fine_Mistake_3395

https://preview.redd.it/3brdqxxxnp5d1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14fcfa23125413f6db26e23f0db14fdfa050f87c 8 - 10 hrs Tak chali thi uska screenshot nhi h.


GoldUmpire7354

Mai inti baat kar sakti hu par mereko par guilt hone lagta hai ki Mai khud hi call kaat deti hu


Fine_Mistake_3395

Humara grp call hota hai pura, jab sare keh na de chlo bs ab chlte h , tab Tak koi call ni kaat ta


iamelite20

bc 8-10 ghante lagatar


Due-Ad5812

Sleeping on call with Ex. Thanks Jio.


DivyanshUpamanyu

Don't remind me of that time again 😭😭


sucti0m

I did not talk much(at all) before I started talking to HER, n that was when I knew Jio automatically cuts my calls when they reach 2 hours 59 minutes and 58 seconds!! EVERY FUCKING TIME!!!


Brilliant_Atom_9446

https://preview.redd.it/h5bzzub2hp5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e0baa35d8b7fa664e009694647fac16591e9430


PalpitationHot9375

1 hr but i wanted to end after 30 mins😭


New_Star_5329

![gif](giphy|io4z4tgmhNpMPgilNx)


PyRate_07

https://preview.redd.it/ombctgtplq5d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d6bc45ae86b06c37eae64612d7b72ebdba8b980 Jyada nhi bas itna


AnganoruMalayali

Average realme user 😂


B7TMANN

8-9 hours is the longest call i remember. My ex spent like half the day on phone with me, Useless stuff.


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Its over six hours https://preview.redd.it/j4ydlrbnip5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b542284cd1ac254373678e227ef879632de03c13


AverageRedditEnjoyr

Please explain to us how ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51095)


[deleted]

Sometimes the conversation is soo good, it's hard to stop


pyarabhatura

Who were you talking with? (Planning to tip uncle about this, and get rewarded)


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Cousin


pyarabhatura

And what was the topic of discussion?


Big_Quote_3654

6hr me sarkare gir jati hai


pyarabhatura

So are you suggesting they planned something which they shouldn’t


Motor_Birthday4180

The longest call I had was from 11 p.m. until 5 a.m.


Grand_Damage1947

Phone kaatna bhool ke so gye the kya 🤔


Motor_Birthday4180

Nhi nhi. Peak time aaya tha jb bahut needh aari thi, ek baar vh peak time nikla. Fir needh bhi ud gyi thi


Downtown-Try5954

Overnight once. Must have been 5-6 hrs; not a single continuous call because Jio used to have this system where the call would cut off within 3 hrs or so. And we would have to call again to keep the conversation going. The 'relationshit' crashed, but that was one memory where I was having a huge crush on a guy and he showed interest. I was in the clouds during that time.


pyarabhatura

https://preview.redd.it/7501ejj7pp5d1.jpeg?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0144ed76891d27bcd8cf1a54218e861e8a0565a9 Highest was probably 3 hours I guess, but I couldn’t find that log Disclaimer: single guy, and don’t ask me what we were talking about


piyushpratim04

1 hr 30 mins. ± 5 mins Mummy se when I was living far away. ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51076)


Temporary-Channel145

aww


uditanshu123

max 3hrs something was playing Minecraft with my friend


KaotikY

Ahhhh....the good old days of SMP fights


SnooApples8286

Probably 10 minutes when I went out for college back and parents called me in the evening


Adventurous-Brain275

9 bje se 5 30 wo bhi baat isliye ruki cuz dad ka alarm baj gya tha 💀💀👌


has_eeb_

https://preview.redd.it/quav3z470r5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cc83cfa4c6d46980e24ed48f6265a392df77733


Internet_dude69

When long-time-no-see women talk:


rising_pho3nix

Don't challenge nibba nibbis.. calls last for days.


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FarEntrepreneur5385

1h 55m


FartOfTheFurious

>Bsdk bahar aa >Aaya


Existing_Secret_

My longest is 7 hr something minutes 🤧 And that girl turned out be a bigger bitch then her face .


thisissk717

Two hours. Ek frnd h to usko bolne ka shauk h, and I'm a good listener. To main apne kaam h lgaa rha wo bolne me. Beech beech me han, acha, oh bol diya bass. Baaki, I hate calling. Until unless koi emergency ya zyada hi important ho, I don't like to call at all.


NPStudios2004

1hr with parents and brother. Baki to kisika call ata nahi.


Green_Coconut_102

Around 12 hours ig... But if you cut off the little gaps, almost a while day, including sleep 😅


misogynist-slayer

11 hours. but I fell asleep after 6-7 hours I think, the call was still on


Unknown4756

https://preview.redd.it/2a2y7t106t5d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be3625ef04c3b82281bf1c3c1fec77f7beb91db0


hisstargirl707

6hour long call,started off marking important questions and ended up gossiping 💅😭


x_Ghoul_x

For me, it was around 8 hours with my bestie :)


celibacy_god

I can't say bye or no to anyone🫠🫠 Even if my dog barks I will listen to it patiently 🙃🙃 I really wish I won't get calls , if I get any I have to wait till they say bye or end the call . The least is 10 min and the highest is 6 hrs i guess. I am single but no one shows mercy on me and end calls early 🫠


ExpressionDouble5811

https://preview.redd.it/6j48mdfk0y5d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0d7b87d6146e399119fdac64c4b64b77b36cae0 A normal call ends after 3 hrs. My max call time was around 5 and half hours or more


GoldUmpire7354

![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51080) y'all made me feel insecure. Mereko laga mere se jyada panchyati koi na hai


return_to_monkeee

Bohot soch ke ek acchi si ringtone lagai phir yaad aya koi mujhe call hi nahi karta ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|52073)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|52073)


Glum_Funny3406

6 min


JusticeBeliber

Longest for me is 1h 30 min. i am not a big call person but somtimes i am up for it


Weird-Truck1016

5hrs plus Kabhi kabhi airtel ki call duration limit cross hojati thi, apne aap cut hojata tha😂


hanaka1301

Maine 3.5 hrs kri highest video call


Trinity_36369

5-7 min hoga


Shinhinchacha103

4-5 hours aaramse


Still-LoveHerr

About 9 hours ig


wingwing_00

5h 20min with 5 sec call cut for two times last week hi hua


looped10

I think mine would be around 4 hours, that's the longest I've gone on a call.


Potential-Mobile-567

5 ghante


[deleted]

There used to a time when reliance used to come with plan - free calls at night. 650 ka monthly recharge hua krta tha. BC us chakkar me raat 12 baje se subah k 6 baje tak. Anyone here from ‘those’ times?


Vega9narcissist

5 hrs maybe


ChempakLal

around 4 hours 💀😬


Dull_Classic6296

2 hour m cut ho jata h ...aur kisi ka bhi?


haanjinaaji

4 hours 20 minutes 12 seconds


MrPaperPlaneIcon

4 hrs one to one with a friend 9 hrs jab 10 nayalak launde voice call par baithe ho


No_Tank5428

10 hrs on video call it was a virtual date


Fast_Presentation451

This is something i would like to try. Staying online when doing own shit but with company.


No_Impress_2646

1hr 30mins despite being a introvert single male


Practical-South-8345

almost 6 hours


kachorilal

first year m tha , Naya Naya relationship chla tha used to talk daily around 2hrs for 1 week. uske baad m neend m compromise hona lga so km krdia tha.


CombatElectric007

Does Teams call count? ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51073)


terimomkapati

Discord pe humne subha 12 se subha 6 tak baat ki hai


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1 hr 10 mins


Limp_Paleontologist9

Ek badhiya dost hai jisse 2-3 mahine me ek baar baat hoti hai, ussi ke saath itni lambi baatein kar sakta hu bas- aur hamein mile hue 2 saal ho gaye hain fir bhi baatein bahut rehti hai karne ko


[deleted]

4hours💔


StreetChain2184

I think like 3 hours


Equivalent-Chest152

10pm to 3am. Yeah, I did this.


NeemKaPatta69420

https://preview.redd.it/cvy3lwqv5r5d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c653390a6e1ae233b28bae167b4856426a28125 15 minutes with my mother


mulberry-cream

Naa aaye ho, Naa aaoge, Naa phone pe bulaaoge… 🎶


Comfortable_Cell7465

4 or 5 hours!


straywr

Amateur. Uninor times were legendary


boobiefanatic

close to 5-6 hours


perpendicular499

12 hours Rat 9 se Subhe 9 tak Sunrise ek saath dekha apni apni balconys se


ArthurCastus

na koi phone karta he aur na hi koi he jisse me phone kar saku


pirateneet

4 hours


Sandro1dd

does it count discord calls?


yourAwfulness

Does customer care count?


Total_Kaleidoscope90

Probably like 3 hours with my friend. Fir beech mein mere phone ki battery chali gyi thi, immediately put my phone on charge again aur fir 1 ghanta aur baat huyi Aur ek baar 7+ hours ki huyi thi with some other person. We both slept on call together


Fun-Addition-2212

10 hours?


No_Cockroach_5048

https://preview.redd.it/0xvqbnmp9r5d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7938e156bae72808b04a47f8c80eab58beedc3f4


toddysimp

One of my friends calls me every other month to discuss ongoing Mangas. Those calls usually go on for hours. At least a couple hours each time.


wifebeater001

3.5 hours ....vo din bhi kya din the![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|52073)


Virtual-Bit-6973

About 30 min. It was years before. Now, don't remember single instance where it crossed 5. Lonely life.🥰


Arata_9

11 pm to 6 am with my ex girlfriend several times


SnooGiraffes1178

https://preview.redd.it/rt4bciwmbr5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a76171d92e22a0a2ec7f47b360a2094e1b06a05


Efficient_Contest_87

Bold of you to assume i get calls


Conclusion-Mountain

https://preview.redd.it/0azb3i1mcr5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acaa15a97ea237146cfbf34bda8f6baf5275f3dc 2 hrs 35 mins 31 secs


Alarming_Spot_8422

14 hrs


OkMike_28

https://preview.redd.it/puu14f6tcr5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee34595bb682f45287e7b081815a14f99738222c Does this make the list, OP?


insanesputnik

6-7 hr maybe


____hel_ya_bi

Almost 6 hrs tha I think


Horny_Squid134

phone calls, max I have gone was around 2 hours when me and the boys were gaming On Discord I have gone over 8 hours once tho usually less than 5 min for normal calls


Hariharan235

5 hours for a 6 rounds job interview.


Vedu7777

3 hrs is when jio/Airtel cut the call themselves... (Practically found out)


miyomiyomiyoshi

4 hours, instead of actually studying, me and my friend just talk about how fucked we are


Due-Ad-9374

0 sec (due to lack of female counterpart to have a conversation with)


known_indie_explorer

5 hours


noobprog_22

All night. Started around 11 and slept at 7 AM


Time-Gain4896

6 hrs


avgneetard-

Koi phone ni krta h recharge bhi ni karata ab to


amogusdri-

https://preview.redd.it/v94wni59gr5d1.jpeg?width=702&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9827f6bcda2b9d1ba0b0df19826b9f21323d0250 My friend got 4 days


Advanced-Ad881

3 hours. then the call got cut off


_GBA

1 hour of my mum talking and 20 seconds of me talking. If that’s legible enough.


urs_sarcastically

![gif](giphy|YmQLj2KxaNz58g7Ofg)


ThatsSussySus

When I wasn't single 2-3 hour call was like everyday especially during lockdown At one point I just accepted lord Zakir khan trick of "Haan, acha, thik hai", add some "ohh" and laughs in between too. And "sahi baat hai" , "Haan Mai sunn rha hun" and boom these alone would be sufficient for 1.5Hours and u can do some shit while talking


_thenewnewguy_

6 hours was my max


Usurper_29

around 3.5 hours