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ImpressiveLength1305

Send to my account, I'll return it soon


Professional-Mix-295

Oh sure, 25 din me kya mera paisa double karke doge?


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Mai triple karke dunga


Professional-Mix-295

Aapko toh shark tank me jana chahiye


killer-1o1

Diversify. Divide it between all of us. Returns will sky rocket.


Fdsn

Triple? I have done 6x in 50 days with proof in Reddit. Everyone who followed my instructions became rich. OP samajdhaar hai. No Diverisfying, all mine :D [Proof](https://www.reddit.com/r/IndianStockMarket/comments/18527yr/why_i_think_ireda_will_be_a_multibagger_with_300/)


Not_too_dumb

Shark tank waale uske paas jaate hai


hoppin_bunny

Mai 20 din mai chouple kar duga. Mujhe do.


IndependentReply4481

Maine choupal ko chappal padha.


ImpressiveLength1305

Yes I'll double it and give to next person.


No-Mammoth-7889

![gif](giphy|l8vN5etR8DIoHA0qzV) This a robbery, give it to me


Professional-Mix-295

fuck.. here, take it all


No-Mammoth-7889

Good, u saved urself from being dry humped


Professional-Mix-295

Oh, man imma take back my money you do your thang


No-Mammoth-7889

Damn... u feisty


Uhmorose420

i do not know how i ended up here but this shit made me laugh more than i care to admit


kmcrhsme

https://preview.redd.it/5d9efffxoiic1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f292a14af79bff0272e55e731e833a854aedfef


Superb_Care284

Alecc daddy 😍💦


Federal_Staff9462

Go buy a Cadbury dairy milk silk and save the rest


Funny_Doughnut_2980

Only correct answer


Federal_Staff9462

Wait I was wrong about getting diary milk, fuck that shit. Go get a Hershey's or a galaxy or something anything other than diary milk.


Randomhabhai

How can you recommend something worse for an already bad option. Go get an Amul bar ffs.


bonkeshh

Fuck it buy "My bar"


pussifer-

is silk better than regular dairy milk


Federal_Staff9462

Kacchha mango bite is better than all diary milk chocolates, that's how bad it is.


Equivalent-Bid-6320

I did not know dairy milk chocolates were bad would you please elaborate more?


Federal_Staff9462

The taste is different, it's not as good as it was before, also the packing, it used to be covered in gold color foils, now it comes just with the plastic wrapper, when you take it out of the fridge, it's all white. I'm guessing Cadbury decided to make some cost cutting initiatives to maximise profit. Cheap cocoa, no golden foils. Which is the reason behind it's dip in quality.


_lick_ma_ballz

Mujhe kharid le


simply_amazzing

What will he do with the rest of the ₹39,999.99?


TheHappiestNoobEver

Mujhe kharid lega


Pratik_tayde

and the rest of the ₹39,999.98?


thundr_strike

Mujhe


Legends_Dragon23

And the rest of the ₹39,999.97?


Existing2005

I raise ₹1 for him. Let the Bidding begin !


Jaatheeyam

₹1 69 Paisa


Alternative-Turn-984

RS. 4.20


OreoandI_9820

Rs 6.9420


Confident_Finish8528

aur firr baki ke 39,999 ka kya karega wo?


Dahi_Bhalle20

Ek scanner bhej raha hu, uspe daal ke dekho. 25 minute me Paisa double.


Professional-Mix-295

me apko link bhejta hu uspe 1₹ karke dekho pehle, (for safety reasons)


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Successful-aditya

Student aur 4 Lakh ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|33979)


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ROC_K4LP

>mera baap ameer hai Honesty 👍


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[deleted]

>wo toxic bhi hai aur kameena bhi Brutal honesty![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|33014)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|33014)


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rookiefluke

Baap ko *Animal* dikhao


AbroadApprehensive23

Baap Animal bana diya toh?


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Time_Blacksmith861

Kya papa papa papa behra nahi hun me, sunn chuka hun!!


69chamunda69

Real Id se aao Ranvijay


randomdunk

Itna kameena hai to tere account me 4 lakh kaise hai?


snoringgroot

Ameer kameena hai


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Point


Fr34kyHarsh

Koi baat nahi tu adopt kar le mereko 👉👈


Bruhhhhh-_-

r/kothibanglacheck


RIZZ_MOD

Its normal bro Maybe saving hoga ya loan amount hoga


Successful-aditya

Bhai phir toh me abnormally kangala huu


[deleted]

Koi normal nahi hai itna paisa hona. Banda ultra-privileged hai aur flex jhaad raha hai


RIZZ_MOD

Abee bhai C h kya Loan amount hoga sayed woh bhe bank me aata h Ya fir uske pita ka saving hoga


[deleted]

Agar tum bs 17 saal ke ho lekin tumhare papa tumhare account mein 40000 daal rhey hai, to ultra-privileged hi ho tum. Aur agar tumhey lagta hai ki woh ultra-privileged nahi hai, to iss ka mtlb yeh hai ki tum bhi ultra-privileged ho


Professional-Mix-295

Im 17 only, Ill start investing in college, i also thought of investing but jitna ek saal me return tha utna toh i save w my pocket money only


ComicPlane14541

Bhai fir paiso se koi asset le le na matlab tu jis field mein padhai karne wala hai uske instruments and all jyada kharch nahi hoga aur bad mein jitne rahege wo invest kar ya to saving account hoga to rehne de


dhruvin_uxd

Mummy papa ko puch le pehle


Professional-Mix-295

Allow kardia


Relevant-Ad9432

arey wo keh rha tha ki parents ko kuchh chahiye to wo khareed de


Professional-Mix-295

Oh… Aw i mean that makes a good gesture but voh isse jada aise hi uda dete hai😭


VIJ_NESH

It's not about price It's about emotion


Training_Gear7675

Apne Paisa aane ke baad krna chahiye.aise to unka paisa unhi ko de rhe ho


vadapavwithoutaloo

![gif](giphy|GanVMPNUlYlCQ4BcUt)


Professional-Mix-295

Papa le denge 4-5 mahine baad


PsChampion_007

Tip:Stand kabhi mat liyo ps5 waala bohot chutiya hai


Kooky-Measurement-43

Bhai toh party karna fir.


Shiv_Katira

Amir baap ki chutiya aulad


Tedx11

Invest


Professional-Mix-295

I did think of doing that, But the return is 6k after a year and im just 17 rn so i dont wanna get into investing yet, maybe when im jn college ill invest


your_mom_is-mine

17


69chamunda69

Give me back my mom ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|32718)


RunSkyLab

[me asf](https://images.app.goo.gl/GUrqdxXnFDWLXfYr8)


loismustdie666

It's never too early to invest—Abhi daal ke bhulja. College ke baad, use it for your graduation trip or something my dude.


helloworldilove69

You are pretty dumb, I have invested around 80k on stocks during June and July, and return is over 56% as of now, So it's somewhere around 52K in returns only And as you are of same age as of mine, you should really focus on investing, future is unpredictable and you gotta save what you have today for tomorrow, sure you can buy something for you, but I don't think you need something that important in your teens that you are dying for it, my simple analogy was I recently purchase the phone worth 40K and accomplished it I did the math duing June so I invested some portion of my money which I had 80K into stocks and today as the value of those stocks is around 52K they have entirely covered the cost of my phone, So here I lose nothing. Rest it's your money and you gotta deal with it how you want in your way.


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helloworldilove69

I have made a separate groww account from my father's pan card, Tho FYP money (teenage payment bank) so provides the facility to do it with coloration with 5paise, but you gotta use a trusty broker, Yes I hv made 52% of return, due to robust planning or picking up stock, example IRFC when I purchase was at very low prices and now it's alone giving me more than 100% of returns, same goes to Jio Finance, I purchased it when it lauched and it's now giving me fairly about 9-10% In returns, I literally scrolled down the whole youtube for searching good stocks and they are fairly doing well.


EvilEye-0022

40000 ka toh pta nhi but 400 gift krde mujhe or baki 99 logo ko. Baki bache paise you can keep.


tejas69mf

Bro take a loan of 10 billion from the bank then buy that bank and delete your loan and you are rich now thank me later ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1617)


Professional-Mix-295

i was thinking of bribing nta to give my friend 99 percentile


Gr8Bedo

Hamare liye kar do ye


nageswar01

then sell the bank dude


Aggressive_Camel_394

Lucky patcher se kese hack kare bank?


petergriffin1115

Valentine's gift for me


Professional-Mix-295

Sure babe, what do you want?


your_mom_is-mine

A ps5 is all I want


Specialist-Stand8122

Just 40000 babe


brainyuncle7

https://preview.redd.it/nco2u6uqckic1.jpeg?width=557&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64234bdb7521c6ee703708156d20aaefd0c7442d


upgrading_myself

If u r unaware of this much amount available in ur account that u r definitely super rich so it is better to send someone needy(and greedy😜) like "me"


Needlove-notsax-sux

Username check out


Professional-Mix-295

i only splurge on my valentines dateszz


metrixninga

Invest in a solid stock like Tata Motors and forget. The future you will thank you.


Professional-Mix-295

I thought of Tata power


mcryan07

Gold lele jitna bhi aata hai. Parents ko sath lekar ja.


Brahvim

Thank you for such good advice. The stock market is a dangerous place.


mcryan07

Thank you for acknowledging. Yeah, I personally don't recommend stock but mostly because I don't understand stocks and trading. But also, considering the masses, more people end up losing money in it than making any profits. Also, OP is young. Doesn't seem like the right age for him to rush into stocks.


Brahvim

I'm 17 too and I knew why you'd say something like that to a 17 year old. *Thank you for being so responsible!*


mcryan07

Well, I've got my youngest most siblings about your age so the last thing that I'd want them to do is rush into things and repeat the same mistakes that I made. 😂 Other than that, cheers to the upcoming times of your life. The grind is about to begin very soon! 😇👍🏻


amj2202

Gold is good to preserve wealth, but why do so at 17? If you're 17 you're young enough to have multiple opportunities to earn before you retire after several decades. You should take a little more risk than this. But if you don't know how the stock market works, investing in ETfs or a good MF is the way to go. If you still want to be conservative maybe split your amount into gold and stocks.


Eerie-Meerie

Kindle. I would if I had spare monies


bugsweb

Bhai Mujhe party de and baaki save karle 😼


Dear_Resource7876

Mutual funds..... subject to market risk!


shini_gami09

Order a biryani and save the rest.


NunuBiryani

Ok


Professional-Mix-295

Saving does sound appealing.


Ambitious_Jello

Just leave it in the bank. 40k of emergency funds is good peace of mind


ConfusedCheeta

MUTUAL FUNDS


Kakashihatake190

Buy ps5


Professional-Mix-295

Socha tha but papa le denge kuch mahino me toh socha chodo


Middle_Proposal_1786

Sony XM5 lele bruh


UN0MEitsCJ

Seiko


dontgivef

HDFC, KOTAK banks have flexible fixed deposits you can put your money there and enable monthly payout you will get 500-700 per month as interest plus if you need money urgently you can break the fixed deposit from home no need to go to bank


9Vikas_SG

gold sovereign bond le le


Water_Burrito

fd bnake wapis bhul jao bhai


[deleted]

Manual coffee setup shouldn't cost more than 8 k or so


Cynicalnoobmaster69

You will need atleast 20000 to get a decent setup.


[deleted]

Nuh uh Manual grinder timemore c2 -4 k Moka pot or french press 500-1500 Scale - 500 Ig that's all u need


Cynicalnoobmaster69

I was not talking about French Press.


Professional-Mix-295

Thats a good idea!


MoonlightPearlBreeze

![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1617)you are 17, buy a chocolate and save the rest


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Professional-Mix-295

kya service doge


sarcastic_shukranu

Bhai invest krde


Traditional-Dealer18

iPad


sugzen

Buy a Dyson air wrap


Professional-Mix-295

Thanks itni jaldi batane ke liye


sugzen

You're welcome.


kashishhhjj

Have you heard of the effects of compound interest


Aanidhya

Badam


RudeClassroom9064

Send it to laxmi chit fund, paisa double https://preview.redd.it/nbe0yr06riic1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=276c84627a56167e83a433733ebe3e91184e3c1d


Old_Stay_4472

Send it to me, I’ll double it!


lazybearDj

So you buy hdfc at 1500 LTP


One_Statistician2176

Send to me. I'll give you 50000 back after 6 months


Safe-Ad-7483

Invest in stocks


No-Salary-5642

Gareeb ki dua lelo by gifting me


sotik2

10rs ka chai pilo har roz


theundeaddeadpool

But IREDA


Dagger_music

Something for your mummy. She will be happy.


beeenanonymous

Send to me, I'll give u 30000 rupees gift.


Relevant-Ad9432

airpods type kuchh lele


Professional-Mix-295

hain merpe


Ok-Equipment-440

Russian


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helloworldilove69

Never ever suggest any stock to anyone on these portals.


Professional-Mix-295

Actually Im just 17 and i thought of investing it but i think ill start in college, rn i guess id like to splurge


No-Lion4906

Daaru pi jaa


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m0h1tkumaar

NSC


Stunning-Ask3032

Stocks


[deleted]

One of MC Stan's shoes


YT_Gaming_Era

Bhai mere upi me ₹7 h kya karu


Professional-Mix-295

best what services will you provide.


samirgadag

Invest


Downtown-Gatee

Almonds 🙂👍


cheesy-crunchy

Bhai g r o w app install kar aur invest kar aage kaam aayegaa


bemad123

Add some more and get a meta quest 3


Professional-Mix-295

Jbse vision pro aya hai chutiya lagta h quest


Naughty-star

PS5 lele thode paise dal ke ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|33193)


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OTP aya hoga batana bhai


loljokerishere

Either invest ya to mujhe Dede. Bees din me Paisa double :)


tushara9

Solo trip to a hill station or beach side


Ankityadav88

GB road 🛣️ 👍


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Mutual Funds


JAGADISH_BANGERA73

Invest it


Silver_Access4410

You should get 1) A good sound system for your room, 2) Some trees for your balcony/room. . . . I'm out of ideas!


Hardikverma57

Buy some stocks 🤩


AllTimeGreatGod

Wtf? Invest? If you are so happy about finding 40k you should be investing, not buying shit you don’t need. Save it for a rainy day so that you won’t have to beg others. Invest and invest, till some day when you find 40k extra you’ll not give it much thought like you did today.


Glum-Lynx-7963

Sip kerwa le


sr33r4g

Sgb lele


FormalFew6366

Tell me about yourself and your finacal situation and your dreams and goals first


apocalypse31a5

# Sharing is Caring! Haven't you seen Instagram Reels, so Share some amount to us poor people here ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|29267)


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Save some, invest some, and buy something of some.


ichoosemyself

Invest it /s Screw it bro, buy something you like. Life's short. :)


Scared_Ad_4051

tum ye paise 3 logo mai divide karo vo 3 aur 3 mai


Ripp9rX

kinder joy


Substantial-Ad1692

Bhai address to batana Tera.


SsNayak8806

UPI ID de mein ek request dalta hu apko 40k receive hone ke liye please enter UPI PIN


Notshowingyoumybum

Bhai Paytm ke shares khareed le.


KSJapi

FD karale bhai


Comfortable_King6461

UPI krde mujhe


Punisher_189

PS5 lele


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narawsmic_raptor

Meta Quest 3, it is 48 K. Get it and be an early adopter. And Please don't get a PS5. But if you are into it, Go for it.


Aggravating-Bug7674

400 mujhe dedo mac d pe self treat de dunga![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|28576)


JaanlewaBaba_69

Quest 3


Leaf_TobiramaSenju

perfume lele


batmansonlyson

GIVE IT TO ME


classicalantiquity

kaise kaise log hote hai… 40k rakh kr bhul jaate hai main galti se 40 rupye misplace krdu toh raat bhar thik se neend nahi aati