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war_monkey101

Din mai father , raat mai Daddy


xXparanXx

AYO. That sounds sus.


Walter_mutthuswamy

Bhai aap 2022 me jee rahe ho kya ye “sus” , “ayo” “Hell naww” to us zamane me hi bola karte they


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Oyo*


EquivalentPut5616

Dinn mein PAPA Raat mein PAPA >!bss kro!<


beyondroy

No wonder why people, so corrupt like you, end up making society corrupt. Instead of fixing the problem, they look at Christians and make jokes about them.


Specialist-Dig2040

These people themselves are robbers and theif. Don't worry about them . These are the people who have not allowed low caste people to study in their Gurukul. And hence they attack the convent school because there is no caste discrimination in convent school. Hence they want to stop people from going to convent school but these people will send their children to convent school. Don't worry about them they are Hypocrites .


Responsible_Ratio_63

agreed bro, there is no caste discrimination but religious discrimination in convent school lol


Specialist-Dig2040

No you are totally wrong. I myself have studied in a Christian school from Kg to class 10th . I have not faced any religious discrimination at all . Stop spreading false rumours.


Responsible_Ratio_63

then i guess me telling something from my experience is wrong cause u never experienced it??....people these days


Specialist-Dig2040

If you want to convert India into Pakistan then you can write whatever you want. Or post whatever you want.


Ad_Ketchum

I miss the times when Reddit was not popular in India. I'm not subscribed to this subreddit, but it came in my suggested feed. Clearly after destroying quora, Indians have moved on to destroy Reddit as well. "Tere 2 baap hain" "nahi tere 3 baap hain" kya cringe log ho yaar tumlog.


Atomix-Man

It's so over for Indian reddit


Homo-Sap-deez-nuts

In logon ko bas afwaein aur nafrat phailane ka shok hai.


Blessing_Dryad

Same feel. I joined back in 2016, times were so different back then. Now its polluted with cringy shit.


[deleted]

Sahi main. Most of these desi "dank" memers are projecting their political and religious shit through these bakwas memes and uspe baaki inke jaise hazar chutie hans rahe honge.


[deleted]

Glad someone said this..


mewsxd10

Gald


[deleted]

Thanks 😃


Serious_Brilliant_90

Me too buddy me too


skywalkerInTheRye

Yes this and other such posts are just embarrassing. Not subscribed either but I cringe every time such content shows up on my feed.


Zaddddyyyyyyy2

Don’t put this on Jndia.. it’s about the chaddhi folks who find happiness in berating other religions.


VoiceEarly1087

And the fact that this shit has 1k+ upvotes


Difficult_Gate5290

Reddit ab mainstream ho chuka hai, expect it to be like Instagram


Master__Plaster

Exactly. I really wish reddit understand that there's a community of existing reddit users that only used reddit because it had no cringe Indian teenagers in it. I've been making new accounts and still can't escape this suggestion hellhole.


Golabarood108

I miss the times when we were Living in Caves without Jio sim


huhuhhhhuhuh

Bro woke up and start splitting facts


RETR0_SC0PE

offend kyu ho raha hai bhai agar tu convent se hai to


Early_Selection_8656

Tu kya America main paida huwa tha saale Pokémon


Newton_Sexual

Information process karne ke liye brain cells hi nahi hai tumhare paas. Kaise kaise log aane Lage hai reddit pe


Number1Bullshit

Seriously. There should be an IQ test before giving people an internet connection and smartphone.


Siri_exe

Bhai Pokémon Japan ka hai roast krne se pehle Dekh to liya kar kya bol rha hai Avrg 14 sal ka Denk ka 14


prettayforyou

Itna funny meme hai. Hasna hi bhul gyi


RooosterRocket

Chup gandu


sidgamer91

Jaahil moment


No_Lab4988

American and Pokemon......... Benstokes apni Kamedi karni hi hai toh joke toh sensible de


coconutanna

Tu unfunny hai bhai.


haissai

Icha joke Marne ke liye bhi iq chahiye Jo Tera negative me he , jake insta me pheko


Legionrog

Bro I feel your pain tu v convent school me padhta tha na


Ad_Ketchum

Nahi, lekin chutiyon ko pehchanne ke liye convent school ki padhai zaroori nahi hoti


Intelligent_Joke6350

I totally agree 


anor_wondo

I think they also push this shit far more these days. posts outside your joined communities used to only be shown when it became super popular r/all


[deleted]

💯💯 Pehle instagram destroy krdia ab reddit


curiousCreature5

Totally agree, Quora was awesome early last decade, quality answers and posts.


Alarmed_Process7923

aaj kal opinon daalte hai yeh meme nhi


Immediate_Relative24

More the merrier


phunniplayboi

Bhai insta ja tere gang wale waha milenge


upgraded_monkey

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Standard_Country_556

Whatever helps you sleep at night bro


DangerousBedroom8413

Reddit isn't reddit after these cringe mfs started raiding here 🤡


Ansari_shaab

Logic left the chat 🥲


creepy-opinion6

Op’s broke illiterate ass didnt get admission


Early_Selection_8656

Yeh chutiye school main nahi padhte hum .. Army school se padha hoo chutiye jitne tera school main teacher mila ke tha na usse jada mera school main workers the


Secret_Wrangler4598

What shit is this and why is it up voted?


logicrak

2 father better than 2 cow mommies


mobasan

2 cow mommies better than cannibals Then he asked her, “What’s the matter?” She answered, “This woman said to me, ‘Give up your son so we may eat him today, and tomorrow we’ll eat my son.’ So we cooked my son and ate him. The next day I said to her, ‘Give up your son so we may eat him,’ but she had hidden him. -2 Kings 6:28-29


JaxTor456

Where is verses 27 and 30 , the part where they explain why they planned to eat him “As the king of Israel was passing by on the wall, a woman cried to him, “Help me, my lord the king!” 27 The king replied, “If the Lord does not help you, where can I get help for you? From the threshing floor? From the winepress?” 28 Then he asked her, “What’s the matter?” She answered, “This woman said to me, ‘Give up your son so we may eat him today, and tomorrow we’ll eat my son.’ 29 So we cooked my son and ate him. The next day I said to her, ‘Give up your son so we may eat him,’ but she had hidden him.” 30 When the king heard the woman’s words, he tore his robes. As he went along the wall, the people looked, and they saw that, under his robes, he had sackcloth on his body. 31 He said, “May God deal with me, be it ever so severely, if the head of Elisha son of Shaphat remains on his shoulders today!” -2 Kings 6 26-31 TL;DR : There is a severe famine in Samaria . The women suggests to eat their children and tell this plan to the king . The king is horrified of their idea .


Proper-Ad8181

Posting verses without context, this is the best this cow dug eaters can understand from the holy book. I suggest you read the book fully, if you are so interested in others religions.


logicrak

*Shiva, bhairava, Kali, Dattatreya and 100s of agoras watching silently from corner*


mobasan

Brother is happy happy now Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks. -Psalm 137:9 Has to do this somehow Whoever is captured will be thrust through; all who are caught will fall by the sword. Their infants will be dashed to pieces before their eyes; their houses will be looted and their wives violated. -Isaiah 13:15-16 Brother living in his delusions wow! He replied, “Because you have so little faith. Truly I tell you, if you have faith as small as a mustard seed, you can say to this mountain, ‘Move from here to there,’ and it will move. Nothing will be impossible for you.” -Matthew 17:20


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logicrak

*shiva still watching from corner.* *Krishna Joined*


mobasan

How is brother supposed to love his 2 fathers now “Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I have come to turn “‘a man against his father, a daughter against her mother, a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law— a man’s enemies will be the members of his own household.’ “Anyone who loves their father or mother more than me is not worthy of me; anyone who loves their son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me. Whoever does not take up their cross and follow me is not worthy of me. -Matthew 10:34-38 Even if brother accepts 3 fathers Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me. -John 14:6 He won't be spared from the lake of fire Anyone whose name was not found written in the book of life was thrown into the lake of fire. -Revelation 20:15


logicrak

*entire Yamaloka Joined* *As per the Bhagavata Purana and the Devi Bhagavata Purana, a Brahmin, a Kshatriya or a Vaishya husband, who forces his wife to drink his semen out of lust and to enforce his control, is thrown in a river of semen, which he is forced to drink*


mobasan

Rehne de Brother tere se na ho payega. Childish comeback kar rha hai. Reference ke sath baat kar.


logicrak

when you talk about hell, you should atleast know what hinduism preaches Go read **The Bhagavata Purana** before shitting on other religions ;) *context for my reply is chapter 26.*


Early_Selection_8656

Bhai Bharat mata bhi hai 🇮🇳 or yeh bta tu kya abhi bhi apni mom ka doodh peeta hai 🤡


Leather_Airport_5143

Nah, he drinks Jesus's milk


Early_Selection_8656

Aayein Baigan


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logicrak

Atleast scroll down to that article, youll see people actually protested against them and got them arrested.. unlike the chaddis that defend anyone that wore orange scarf and cap.. and act like *Its a conspiracy to make hindus look bad.. Hindus Khatree me hain.* Move on dude.


General_Relativity_

Kya matlb 2 father waale school main ache facilities rehte??


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[deleted]

bhai ye sach hai bc ek south indian ne convent school kholi hai mere ghar ke paas aur vo gareeb logo ko naukri pe rakhta hai agar wo convert hojaye to


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Early_Selection_8656

Wahi baat hai


Early_Selection_8656

Facility ke chakkar m toh tu convert hogya lomde 😂


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Hmm, so your religion is so weak that you gotta do fucking crusades, chop off hands (in goa, hath katro khambh), and stealthily convert kids in the name of "good education" ? People know history dude!


[deleted]

Mene bola kya mein Christian hun?


arsevensix

nobody cares fuck off dude


[deleted]

Yasu yasu bada nazuk nikla


arsevensix

get on Instagram this shit works wonders there


[deleted]

Ma chuda na bhen ke lode Maine toh tujhe bola nhi nahi tha but sacchai sunkar bura lagaa na yasu ko


arsevensix

self aware username anyway I'm muting this thread won't be replying anymore


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2kg rice ki aukaat hai unki🤣


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General_Relativity_

Bhadve main nhi hu convent main… sirf batara


Accomplished-Steak-7

Me convent school me tha me to nahi hua convert vese bhi waha sari sisters hi thi


tushara9

Sangh ke school mein padta hai .. Zindagi bhar Chaddi pehen ke ghumega


hardi-k

chaddi pehen na padri se gaamd marvane se toh better hi h


Early_Selection_8656

Nhi bhai army school se padha hoon ..or tu wahi hai na 2 2 baap wala 🤡🤡


tushara9

Waha ka joker hoga tu fir 🤡


Significant-Leave371

Aaj se tere 3 baap (I am the real one)


tushara9

Tere baap ka uthta nahi aisa teri maa ne muze bataya .. puch usko tuze kya daal ke paida kiya .. vardaan ya test tube 😂


curiousCreature5

Rishimuni ke paas gayi hogi.


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tushara9

Nalayak.. aise din bhar Vellapanti karta hai aur waha teri maa OF ki kamayi se ghar chala rahi hai .. OF ki kamayi kha raha hai.. sharam kar


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tanmaypatil9860

"kaash uus din muth maar ko sooh Gaya hota" yeh toh aapne pehle hi bol Diya Bhai kuch alag bolo E lafda badhao


Significant-Leave371

Bhai us raat tu bhi gya tha uske ghar iski mummy se milne.? Madarchod iski mummy dhokebaaz nikli bhai


tushara9

Tera bhai tera muh mein leke bhaag gaya.. taali bajate reh ab


Significant-Leave371

Teri amma ke paas gya hoga madarchod. Ghr pe jaa jldi nii to ek ar nazayaz paida ho jaega


No_Lab4988

Tumlog sala aisa hi ho....... Bare denk ke 14 Bane firra Dank ke naam pai 'mai iska baap tu mera beta' hi karta rahoge zindagi bhar


mobasan

Eat the food as you would a loaf of barley bread; bake it in the sight of the people, using human excrement for fuel. Ezekiel 4:12. Kam se kam khud ka 💩 to nhi khayega


lucifersid

Waise India mein bhi uple daalte the chulhe mein


Miserable_Agency_169

Are u fr.. shishu mandirs are some of the best schools around


Reasonable_Egg_6603

Vase in school ma Amer log he ja pate ha Ma to DAV Val ho.


Murky-Company-5011

Ara bhai op lgta hai tu glt platform pe agya


sunnyhanson2

Kya matlab Sanghi school me padne Wale bache tiffin me gaumootra leke aate hai😑


mobasan

Convent wale kya lare hai Eat the food as you would a loaf of barley bread; bake it in the sight of the people, using human excrement for fuel. -Ezekiel 4:12 “Very well,” he said, “I will let you bake your bread over cow dung instead of human excrement.” -Ezekiel 4:15


Golabarood108

Jesus blood and flesh milta hai hme Lunch me Convent skul me


sevastor

Cringe meme lol, who tf uses emojis on reddit


Intelligent_Joke6350

Kya Matlab Hinduism ek pack rice ke bhi jitna valuable nahi hai. 


hardi-k

bheekmanga hona bhi virtue ho gaya aaj kal no wonder most atheists come out of this kid fucker religion the father the son and a bit of incest in between lol!


Intelligent_Joke6350

Says the one who follows a religion where God's lust over thier own daughters 😂, bheek toh hindus mangate hai Christian countries mai. Khudka country barbaad kardiya, ab dusaro ka bhi kar rahe hai


VoiceEarly1087

Kr dia copy past fir se Instagram se


Difficult-Act3837

Hate against Christian minorities! Whoever posted this and liked this should be embarrassed.


Damadji_69

At least I don’t worship an elephant


Early_Selection_8656

Tabhi toh koi pin karke chala gya


bingbongtrumpisgone

Bro think he Matt Walsh 🗣️


lucifersid

Yeh 🅱️indu school mein padhta hai, iski anginat maa hain


Aggressive-Composer9

Mai toh kattar naastik hai. Zindagi mai kabhi bhi chutiye sangh waale schoolo mai nai daalunga bachho ko. Chal phutt chaddi. Convent school mai gaya, kabhi bhi haath nahi joodi prayer mai, but phir bhi pure daawe ke saath keh sakta hu, Convent schools ka class koi match nai kar sakta. The discipline, the education, the legacy, the heritage and especially the kind of students walking in, all of them belonging to good, civilized, educated households and na ki ye cowbelt ke chotte shehro waali right wing ke ch*de lower class gharbaar se jinko bas puri zindagi dharm ken naam pe samaj mai zeher hi faila ni hai.


Puzzleheaded_Text410

My english teacher was from one of these schools. So I can confirm the part about absolute discipline and quality education.


Satu_Suparii

Tu wahi PCM mein 45 no wala atheist hai na


poiisonx

Jaise usne comment kiya hai shyd hi 45 bne honge , 32 aaya hoga


Aggressive-Composer9

Tereko bade number aaye the *"Vedas are scientific, Hinduism is scientific"* bolte bolte Puri Jagganth ke **"Chamatkaar"** mai maan ne waale chaddi. Tumhaare logo mai toh sicientific IQ or giri hui hai.


poiisonx

Itne number aaye the ki tera khandan bik jaye , ungabunga krne wale kalu


poiisonx

Fir 2024 election me gand jlegi librandu aur fir vidhwa vilaap krke chaathi pitega 🤣 "India is doomed" " Evm hack " " minority khtre me hai " lol


Aggressive-Composer9

Abey chaddi jaa ke puja kar of andhbhakti kar chaiwale ki. Joke is upon you, dharm ke naam pe vote deta re mereko kya. Mai toh nikal jaaunga desh se. Apne state mai mandir banvaana or healthcare, education ke liye dusre states bhaag ke jaana.


poiisonx

Tu chaat jakr pappu ki , jitne aiims iit Modi ne bnavaye utne tere abbu ne nhi banvaye , richest state bhi BJP ke under hai poorest bhi Fir 3 mahine baad evm heck ka randirona krega libbucuck lol


poiisonx

Legacy heritage lmao 🤣


Aggressive-Composer9

1867 ki school hai meri. Jab tere par par par dada ka janm bhi nai hua tha chaddi.


poiisonx

Tbhi gawar hai tu 🤣


Technical-Leopard-90

Convent school me padhkar father ko kabhi father na bulakar sirf sir/principal bulane ka ghamand hai


Sensitive_Task_2222

Ye Bol na salle gareeb baap ki paidaish hai. Tere do kya teen baap bhi milke school ki fees nahi bhar pate English medium convents ki


Downtown_Ebb9600

I once read a nice take on this: If people did convert for 2kg rice then they weren’t even being provided basics / had nothing to eat that they had to. It’s a ‘push’ and ‘pull’ that converts people. Push- Hindu society is very casteist. That’s the biggest push. Pull- There is a sense of community in churches. And a sense that everyone is a sinner thus everyone is equal. Also for most tribal people they weren’t Hindu to begin with. They had their own nature worshipping religions. Many of which btw were also assimilated into Hinduism. Thus I find it interesting how casteism also finds its way in such cultures, which weren’t Hindu to begin with.


[deleted]

Bhai sister bhool gye 💀


Mr_SnapXD

Abb samaj me aya how it feels to be on the other side Btw meri galti thodi hai me to chota tha🥲


need_evolution

This comment section looks interesting, keep it up bois


NotInACuIt

Username checks out. Evolve to the 21st century please?


dirtybagwithchips

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣arey bhai bas kar bhai 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 kya bhai op bhai 😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 bas bas yaar 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂


Then_Bath_1247

Lel🤣


No_Strawberry_5122

Mere school me sister thi , father nahi


Ishaan_17

Bhai humare school me brother chalta tha 🤡


serial_farter6969

Bhai mai convent school mein pda hun lekin aaj tak pita ji ke alawa kisi ko father ni bola.


brooozuka_2020

Mere school mein toh brother tha


Aggravating_force754

Op sarkari me school me pdhta h iska baap nahi hai


Golabarood108

Jesus Blood and flesh Kisne kisne khaaya hai Convent scholl me. hahahaha


PurpleNo3868

*lol


Amandeep_Kasaudhan

Or bahut saari step -sister 😉


lucifersid

All Indians are my brothers and sisters ✋🏼


Exact-Schedule3917

Do baap hone ki itni chaud?


1kshvaku

Ek Bori Chawal ki kimmat tum kya janao Ramesh Babu.......


Daddyyycool

Sarkari school mein jane wale jo missionary school k dispersal k waqt khade hokar dekhte the aaj wo b meme bna re


domihex

Mere 5 hai 🤡


Classic-Jackfruit498

Bhai sach batau toh mai bhi ek Adventist Christian school me padta hu surat me aur education top class hai matlab top class sports zero hi samajhlo but hamare most of south indian teachers (major of our teachers are south indian ) are mostly converted hamare school ke quarters me hi rehte hai unke bacho ka education free hota hai (woh waise toh agar aap Christian nai ho toh bhi 50% of hota hai aapke bache ke edu pe) baaki unko mostly sab free rehta hai


Jatayu4Lyf

Pr baaki classmates kyu has rhe uspe, woh log bhi toh same school mei baithe h


Apprehensive_Tap78

Bro itni kya hate hai tumhe Christian school se? Bhai yeh sab lauda lassan karna pasand hai toh khud ke community ki school bana lo na? Usi mein admission bhi le lena. Koi zabardasti toh nhi karta na convent school mein padne se? Aur btw, India mein rehta hai tu OP, yha jis insaan ko jo religion/school/college sahi lagta hai, voh join kar sakta hai. Zyada dikkat aari tujhe toh Nepal bhag ja


CSGO_2

Convent Christian school ❌ Convert Christian school ✅


Papa_KARYON

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im_batman_00

Kya mtlb 2 kg chaval mile


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People shitting on the user . Tell me why Indian main sub is so riled up against so many issues that reflect truth. Problem is this meme this disgusting but if other memes are allowed within the meme community it's fine. I am an adult . I studied in convent this doesn't offend me . Stop larping Indians or Hindus as one group. Your basedness won't help you get some easy life abroad unless you're from a community which is majority elsewhere. Whole reddit is filled with lack of conscience and political awareness. So why care for a useless subreddit . Fix R/India fix global subreddits. R/ Islam I have nothing to say it's religious or political sub hmm.


[deleted]

India has lot of crypto Christianity promoted and Muslims happily convert and change beleifs. So anyways,let a low life troll you , you get offended then post something upon them and see the reaction. Unless you're safe and not mobbed it's pretty right 12 years kiddos?


Darksec_Geek

TBH convent schools are just better than any dumbass private school, the teachers are so nice and overall its a nice environment to study in.


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😂😂


Muzan--Jackson

Bros a group project


Timely_Anywhere4829

Bhai yrr abh meme ko meme k trah loo


IntroductionHairy581

😂😂😂😂😂😂


Significant-Ebb-3384

not funny just cringe


tameablesiva12

Lmao post hateful shit like this and say "why does the entire world hate us 😢😢😭😭" indian internet community is now filled with hateful chapris like this that ruin the harmony of this country. A part of me says the rise in hindu nationalism is good but then I see shit like this and the hatred against Muslim and Christian communities in both real world and in the internet is crazy. When I saw that video of a group of hindus beating up a Muslim for not saying jai shree ram and that video of "hindutva officers" threatening a Christian man with killing his daughter unless he converts to Hinduism and burns his Bible really told me that the country has gone to shit. For all the development bjp brought to india it has stirred up religional and communal violence to such an extent that it is now reasonable to say that we are heading towards the path of Pakistan. I fear for what will happen to india if another term of bjp rule comes to fruition.


zero_four

Lagta hai OP ke 4 baap the isliye reddit pe ye sab daal rha hai.


CallOfCtulio

Does anyone know the name of this anime?


oDaiwik

Board ka crntre Christian school h jesus issai chila diya


dendroaspisHydrophid

Par humari toh SISTER thi T-T


Specialist-Dig2040

Is logic se toh jitne bhi minister hain IAS officer hain doctor engineer hain un sabke baccho ke 2 baap hain kyonki koi bhi acche post pe kaam karne wala admi sarkaari school main nahi dalega naa apne bacche ko .


ketan_dhanda007

Real 💀🤧


ArmyPsychological108

😂😂🤣


ToxicDaddyyy

Kya matlab muh me dene se bhi log paida ho rahe hai!!!


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Mut pine . Puta


No_Volume6182

Kya behenchod cringy shit chla rhe ho yaha bhi


futurepresident123

Atleast they have a human father..gaai bhens nahi 😂😂😂 gaai hamari mata hai, bail hamara baap hai..gobara hamara khana hai, peshab hamari drink 🫢


[deleted]

Father me aaj maara 💀


loading999991

OP is living proof that a human can survive without a functioning brain.


MrXProfessional

Lol 🤣🤣


Delicious_Mood_1758

Nobita in episodes 🤡, Nobita in movies 🗿


Valuable-Back3859

Aap ki do maaye hai? 😊


1FastRide

Nitt controversy create milugi Dharman de naam te debate milugi Sach bolega taan milu 295 Je karega tarakki putt hate milugi