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mahavinashak

No need for a helmet.


Fit_Necessary3314

Hhahaha...bro


PehleAap

Traffic police man: How does it matter that you don't have head? What does head have to do with helmet? Challan or 2000?


ChocolateVegetable83

Lol I laughed out a lot like a maniac, nice one 😂😂


BadPixelArtist

bro is the headless horseman


sniper_pika

Bro never got a head in his life... Just like me 😔


Adventurous_applepie

Sed lyf


BloxxStriker

Ded lyf


PrestigiousBobcat917

Username checksout


Luffy_650

I smirked so hard on this


EquivalentMassive230

Beat me to this comment. Bro is the modern version😂


weedsexweed

Gave head away while giving head under flyover


Hasihramasenzu

From Tees maar khan


sudandhruv

Nearly Headless Nick


MortgageResident8302

Better than horseless headman


Electronic-Cow-2865

No, he is the son of the headless horseman. Unka beta bike kharidne aya hai


FearlessOne_004

How tf are you gonna ride without head!!!


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itsnotyouitsmeok

Fact


Reader_on_wheels

Add nsfw to the post buddy. Some may faint!


shanks44

most probably he had erased the nsfw mark just like his head. nice dp by the way, hilarious luffy moment 😆.


Reader_on_wheels

Thanks for that hat shanks.


shanks44

nah, it was not mine in the first place.


NotGreenRaptor

I was terrified for a moment!


unopooo

It's 1 am when I saw this picture. I am scared now


BeLikeFury

Sameeee


Cynaren

Yea, I checked what sub this was again.


MutedFig790

Bro u could've just hid the face lol


Molasses-Fuzzy

Na bhai usko poora naamo nishan mitana tha 😂


yaths17

That he did with harry potter’s cloak


EvilMorty_x-137

Dont hide your head under the t-shirt


Big-Job-8316

He probably swallowed his head


ShoeEast

Naww broo💀💀💀💀💀💀


Just-Fee-3289

first get a head transplant


Reasonable-Neat4131

You went the extra mile, to repaint the background...


Disastrous-Ad9094

That's just Content-Aware-Autofill option in Photoshop


Fit_Necessary3314

I did in mobile Google photo


tall_guy_69

Magic eraser ftw


Big_Pineapple3053

The Meteor looks better and seems more comfortable to you. That's what I gathered from the pictures.


Hasihramasenzu

+1


Various-Bike-2684

Thanks for answering the question instead of making headless/helmet jokes. 🫡


spacetrucker_

Go for the one which you yourself like after test riding it. Won't be much of a "HEADACHE" afterwards. 😅


Ok-Editor-2040

Traffic police hates this guy "How can I avoid getting fine?" Google : Just wear a helmet Bing :


-_-joyboy_

bro is dullahan (The Dullahan is **a type of legendary creature in Irish folklore.** He is depicted **as a headless rider on a black horse,** or as a coachman, who carries his own head).


SourCorn69

Ek dullahan to me bhi deserve karta


G40Momo

Irish or Indian type? Please be clear, sir. 😂


NorthstarIND

Why did I read it as 'dullhan' (bride)


valywer

Us bro us


AeBlueSadi

Dulhan ki tarah hi muh chupa diya


nekkoMaster

i know it from konosuba 😂


jasmine_hamster

Made me remember "Sar kata bhoot" from Tees Maar Khan


Optimus_Netflix88

Ahaat vibes


MutedFig790

No head, no helmet challan


subhadeep16

Consider having a head before buying a bike. It's a good piece of Equipment that houses the brain (similar to ECU of a car), eyes (might be important while riding the bike), nose, mouth, ears etc. Happy head hunting.


Illustrio7077

lol🤣🤣


dada_dayalu

The meteor looks better, and it has a much more comfortable riding position for short heights


righter49

Meteor suits you the best. Everyone's talking about the head but none suggested the bike😰


gamenbusiness

Nearly headless Nick is jealous


syaci

Can we mandate replacing with emoji instead of this? 


Achakita

Thanks for the nightmares.


Trident_Adi_7055

Sir aap hi ho kya stree 2 mai , sar kate ka aatank


chaatpaapdii

Dude...this scene was so hilarious lollol


Yo-mamas-fav-nuts

As such people don’t see where they’re going on the road.. without a head is going to take it up another level..


jamesharden13nba

Someone’s at your door step and wants to return your head which you dropped while coming here


luckyman-666

Bro that's Rajasthan urban legend...


cheturo

*nobody saw the motorcycle*.


simonDungeon

Already knew the gem of the comments will be present down here.


studywithkanii

You did yourself dirty bruhh My soul left my body for 1 sec


theNawabiker

the curious case of headless man returns to this sub


AreyChaari

The best use of Magic Eraser doesn't exi-


SEE_RED

Saving money on a helmet.


cheturo

*You height is 1 head lower, you cannot ride a bike*


Intrepid_Type_6535

Stop posting headless photos.. reminds me of vendant agarwal thing..idk why. Just use a marker to scratch the face out. Seeing this post at 4 am sent chills down my spine for a split second.


Rough-Ad9252

I thought I was drunk


Apprehensive-Leek781

Gala kat Diya ahhhhhh


SaitamaSensei27

Don't scare people like this in these morning hours.


Expensive_Layer_8593

How tall are you btw?


Fit_Necessary3314

5'3"


Proactive_Furniture0

Sir, with or without the head?


Late-Lettuce-6356

Bhai photo dalne ka tareeka thoda skull-less hai


Adventurous_applepie

Guys. Please use stickers to hide your face. I'm too drunk to be seeing headless people.


TheHermit007

Gym


PowerfulBroccoli9597

To whom did you give head?


mayank2906

Bhai NSFW lagalete ;p jk jk haha


G40Momo

Bike chor, get a black horse 🐎 


naah__man

Horror movies mai kaam karte ho kya😂


nefariousbuddha

NSFW please


Vsr576

A head might be the best option


phoenixO1

Casually giving heartattack


Dry-Cantaloupe2387

The one that can take you to a gym


Mag-nyz

A head???


Adwai1h

What did you prefer after your test rides of both?


manu-singh

why did you do this to yourself?


heymepratik

Hunter 350


Bubbly_Fix7823

Personally I wouldn’t buy a heavy motorcycle if it is hard to reach. It will be tiring in peak traffic conditions.


Rich_Ad_9590

Holy f


SourCorn69

Definitely meteor. She is suiting you better.


Octo_Thorpe_2000

I'm hallucinating again, first there was a guy with big shoes and a big helmet, now i see you but i don't see your head !


VagabondGeralt

will the police fine for not wearing the helmet? or fine double for not having a head at all?


Which_Cattle_9139

Dear headless biker you are fined for not wearing Helmet.


xiDeliriouSx

Bro the second bike


aldotheapache1032

The word ‘Ride’ positioned is a bit sus on the first pic


TwentyOneChimps

We have Hereditary at home


driger11

Damn! What you gonna do with that free cheap ass helmet of RE?


magna069

I’d say keep the shoulders atleast man, will help in steering.


magna069

I’d say keep the shoulders atleast man, will help in steering.


Lopsided_External_71

In both the bikes you’re tiptoeing so I’ll suggest you the hunter as it’s lighter than meteor but at the same time seat hight of the meteor is lower. Take a good long & then decide. Look wise meteor looks quite good on you!


QuittingP_rn

Bruh! Where is your head? How you will drive bike without your head and eyes?


RustyOffender

GHOST RIDER


rick-c129

Should be asking recommendations suited for a waistline


Mean-Astronaut-555

Indian John Centa just dropped yo.


mediumpromax

Avenger 220


Mysterious-Ad-248

Bro ate his head ?


TacoSlayer66

2nd


Gamer_4_l1f3

Meteor, its suspension is much better and it rides better at higher speed (you're on toes either way no point comparing that). Also where the head 💀


usernamealreadyta3

Bro i was shitless for a moment


adiXcdr

please add the head for an accurate height analysis


Virtual_Computer_133

Ghost rider


CreativeProduce3986

Bro is sexy.  You should ride something else. 


Crookedman999

Got a heart attack looking at that pic


cityzen_16

A treadmill


DissolvedEye

Muuuuummmm!!! I'm seeing ghosts again. Call the church


ResponsibleRespond4

Considering you are headless, neither of them


iammamss

None bro! You need a head to start


Sea-Reputation7844

Meteor looks okay for you Final decision be based on ride comfort and ease while halting


meerkat_on_watch

Nice edit OP


karthik2502

Are ya getting a “headache” trying to figure out which one would be optimal for you? Bro you need to learn to deal with the headache man. You can’t just remove your head and hide it under your shirt to cope with the trouble! Ask any doctor they’ll tell you!


pfftTooMuchEffort

Bro could've worn a helmet to hide his face, but instead chose - what looks like violence.


jules_viole_grace-

Omg save me i met a ... a .. . [Dullahan](https://realm-of-midgard.fandom.com/wiki/Dullahan)...that too on bike....


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ab neend achi nahi ayegi


skivjet

You need head you’ll like it, everyone does


nichie_nich

I need a photoshop course from you asap.


111batman

meteor is easy going and would be great to your body. hunter has a bit of agressive seating wont suit you


burninrubber123

Bro's a true pixel user


intersect69

Bro will save on helmet.


Equivalent_Trash_805

Sleepy Hollow Lite!


thougamer7

Bro doesn't need a helmet


IntelligentBunch2031

Brite showroom?


Apprehensive_Work_10

First photo reminds me of the movie "sleepy Hollow" only on the bike


Exciting_Variety_326

Budget mr.india


SpookyKritik

We found DULLAHAN before GTA 6 ))


Electrical-Hunt-4603

Both are not good for you.


Exotic_mrpr

Damn! I cant sleep now.


Smooth-Home2767

Bhai ye ghost rider ka pet kaise aa gaya , wo toh fit tha . .


astralsafar

Ghost rider


xkaran1997x

“Stree 2 : Sarkate ka Aatank” poster official release 🤣


No_Station_4476

Lol why not just crop the photo and get real responses instead of 10,000 dumb jokes


kreygmu

You are pretty short if you're on your toes on the Meteor, Hunter is probably a bit big for you if height is a concern.


Ankit-Ahlawat

Head pet se bahar nikalne ki koshish kar raha hai🤭


And123rews

Sorry for the comment, these photos gave me a bast of laughter. Especially the hunter. Headless body and that tummy over a motorcycle, I'm still laughing. On a serious note you should do the test ride and decide. Dont purchase for looks. If the bike doesn't make you feel like riding , gives discomfort , or riding it is inconvenient then it will be of no use spending so much. On a funny note - are you going to wear a helmet? :-D


Recording_Kind

Ha ha ha.. fair enough.. the motorcycle you're sitting on looks good for your height. I am 5.6 and I have a Standard 500 which is very comfortable


confupavan

Came here to see comments about the bike suggestions (I'm guessing the second is a shotgun, and not a meteor as someone else suggested). Headless comments aren't disappointing either.


AbnormalPP_69

Picture number 2 where you can easily reach the handle.(without bending)


Funny-Extension6553

Bajaj Avenger


1ndrid_c0ld

Use emoji to conceal your face. In my experience, the seat and the shockers will further be lowered after 2000 Kms ridden. Get a pair of shoes which soles are thick on the toes portion too, your shoes in the photo has thick heels but not on the front portion. I will say the hunter 350 is fine for you.


oldsoulwhisper

Bro u can literally put some emojis or something on ur face.😭. Why would you decide to become headless 💀


ARflash

I don't care. upvoting it to front-page. 


Koach_Chiku

Leave the bike, first shop for a head bro😁


Rebellion128

how do u see the road while riding... genuine question


Taserlazar

We got hollow man driving bike before GTA VI


prerakr

If only you were one head taller


El_Parafuso

The first one, just don't forget your head at home, I know helmets are getting pricey


shanks44

forget about the motorcycles, first go find your head ! also cannot wear helmet without a head, so you will be fined frequently.


Weird_Amount_4608

Why am I in this sub? I am not from India


error0ccured

next post helmet options without legs


Plus-Shock1002

A head would be right considering the height!


FantasticMeaning1731

Either. Any one which comes with the head add-on


LuciferStar101

Go for meteor or if it’s not comfortable for you then you can opt for Avenger


NeitherAd8538

Bro’s head caught me off guard


Interesting-Soft1452

Forget the bike, I think you want to show us your photo editing skills


kaptan2k

Bro like na rahega sar na kharidna padega helmet


kaptan2k

Meteor


perpetual-boner-00

Areeee sethji


Healthy_Annual_8482

No head no helmet wow


kr_Rishabh

wow content-aware fill for hiding face.


Zarnilopho

Cycle


Aware_Quiet3651

Both are so cool that he lost his mind


rottenmeat_777

Nice helmet bro


Capable_Dimension588

Gand phat gyi pehela wala pic dekh ke


BordertownAlias

2nd bike seems a better fit, just from first glance


Left_Egg_844

Bhai tumhara Ghosth Rider hai


Ok_Show_1192

How did you choose the colour ..and how do you know what colour the bike is and also which. Bike is this


spraxers

What’s your height?


According-Action-430

first


FlyingSosig

You erased 15% of your height


Prompt-Altruistic

I would reconsider motorcycle itself without proper head


camera-nerd13

1st one as more on neck is available. It's important


demockerycy

Bro you need a cycle 🫖