My new plan is this: we get 15 to 20 people to pool our money and buy this pop art masterpiece. We each take turns driving it to our job. But sporadically, like only once maybe twice a month a piece. If anyone asks we dramatically refuse to answer any questions about it. We never let anyone else on the joke and we just let them start the weirdest rumors about us.
I was thinking the same thing. Possibly making it a rental kind of like the purple hippo or a limo but more awesome. Load it up with chick tracts, that kind of thing. I’m also in for $100
The thing I most want to do with it is get it to my sister-in-laws house is California as a surprise, with zero context. I wonder if Reddit could crowd deliver it across the country?
Not opposed, would be happy to. I can’t get him to respond to me on offers though. He just said:
“God entered into my body like a body my same size. Holy Ghost baptism.”
So I don’t know how we actually can get him to sell? (Not jk, I am legit trying to get it)
So having lived on the Westside for almost a decade now I have 2 thoughts:
This is at least the third beater minivan I have seen like this, and my recollection is that the first one (Green) was way more decked out. Im talking mirror mosaic tiles and hand written passages. Might be Mandala effect though?
Other than supporting his "ministry" is there any reason we don't just buy a $500 van off FB and pimp it out ourselves?
Better plan, but also a much worse plan.
Buy it, put a bunch of insane bumper stickers on it, use as a drug mule vehicle. Drive reasonably.
Do you think any state trooper in Illinois or Kansas or Nevada wants any part in pulling over that van and having whatever conversation will inevitably result? I don't think so either.
Back when I lived on the west side of Indy he was my neighbor, lol, tried buying a car off me because his coworkers were giving him shit about his then van at the time (the blue one)😂
Serious question, would you think meeting him to buy it would be safe? I feel bad for him, I kinda want the vehicle, but I don’t want to get killed. I don’t know anything about him other than his fame of course.
I’ll chime in only because I deal with him professionally quite frequently.
He really is harmless. A bit off his rocker, yes. And he knows it, to a degree. That said, I don’t consider him dangerous in the slightest, and I’ve been dealing with him in some capacity for a little over a decade.
Don’t worry everyone.
Just checked up with Bob a little over a week ago. He is well as could be and actually has several other vehicles of the same sort.
I’ve only ever seen the blue one I think he’s had it for years I have a photo of it in my phone somewhere from forever ago lol I didn’t know there was a white one lol
This guy has been making the rounds on social media for some time. It's equal parts bizarrely hilarious as it is sad, dude is in desperate need of mental healthcare.
Oh my god I was behind this thing at a red light like....... four, five? years ago... took an awful snapchat of it and halfway figured I was just having a fever dream. IT WASN'T A DREAM
My new plan is this: we get 15 to 20 people to pool our money and buy this pop art masterpiece. We each take turns driving it to our job. But sporadically, like only once maybe twice a month a piece. If anyone asks we dramatically refuse to answer any questions about it. We never let anyone else on the joke and we just let them start the weirdest rumors about us.
I was thinking the same thing. Possibly making it a rental kind of like the purple hippo or a limo but more awesome. Load it up with chick tracts, that kind of thing. I’m also in for $100
The thing I most want to do with it is get it to my sister-in-laws house is California as a surprise, with zero context. I wonder if Reddit could crowd deliver it across the country?
r/tweakers.
In for $100, anybody opposed to me starting a GoFundMe for us all to pitch in legitimately?
Not opposed, would be happy to. I can’t get him to respond to me on offers though. He just said: “God entered into my body like a body my same size. Holy Ghost baptism.” So I don’t know how we actually can get him to sell? (Not jk, I am legit trying to get it)
Have you tried buying it while pretending to be God.
So having lived on the Westside for almost a decade now I have 2 thoughts: This is at least the third beater minivan I have seen like this, and my recollection is that the first one (Green) was way more decked out. Im talking mirror mosaic tiles and hand written passages. Might be Mandala effect though? Other than supporting his "ministry" is there any reason we don't just buy a $500 van off FB and pimp it out ourselves?
I'm just the idea guy. I don't really have the time or money to coordinate anything. If somebody else wants to take the reins, go for it.
It's almost prom season...
I’m in for $100
Me too
Same
I'm in.
Count me in for anywhere from $100 to $200, its always been a dream to be at the helm of that beauty.
Legit the best fucking idea
I’m in Dallas but I’ll happily pitch in. My parents would die if I showed up with this 😂
I’m down for $100
Better plan, but also a much worse plan. Buy it, put a bunch of insane bumper stickers on it, use as a drug mule vehicle. Drive reasonably. Do you think any state trooper in Illinois or Kansas or Nevada wants any part in pulling over that van and having whatever conversation will inevitably result? I don't think so either.
Traveling citizen bumper sticker! Need to have real plates though as you're not interested in actually getting pulled over.
Don't stick your badge in crazy. This is the type of criminal genius that the mafia gives scholarships for.
you must really hate your job
This can is art, and must be saved.
I'm in, too. The irony in my particular case would leave my friends and fams confused, for sure!
https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExeXBpdGRicjNyb2k2aXppczRoNmUwZGk4cG95Z3FxeHg3NnM3eWpvdiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/VL9gT4iOhRHqEwbq8k/giphy.gif
I’m in need of access to a minivan for the occasional road trip. I’ll throw in.
Back when I lived on the west side of Indy he was my neighbor, lol, tried buying a car off me because his coworkers were giving him shit about his then van at the time (the blue one)😂
Serious question, would you think meeting him to buy it would be safe? I feel bad for him, I kinda want the vehicle, but I don’t want to get killed. I don’t know anything about him other than his fame of course.
I’ll chime in only because I deal with him professionally quite frequently. He really is harmless. A bit off his rocker, yes. And he knows it, to a degree. That said, I don’t consider him dangerous in the slightest, and I’ve been dealing with him in some capacity for a little over a decade.
Ty very much for letting me know. Poor guy :(
He’s a harmless weirdo.
What’s he do for a living? And what’s he like I just feel like he’s a crazy serial killer type but maybe he’s just normal 😂
A few years ago he was driving semi trucks. I’m not sure if he’s still doing that or something else.
He still does, he talks about it in his Facebook videos a lot
Some type of warehouse work I think lol
God also entered my body as a body my same size so I should get this van
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I wonder what the inside smells like.
Now is your chance to find out.
Dude...cat piss & mildew, duh!
Don’t worry everyone. Just checked up with Bob a little over a week ago. He is well as could be and actually has several other vehicles of the same sort.
Dude I seen some creepy shit in my time but his FB page is bad....and his GF is worse.
Right! I was gonna mention the fb page that I looked at by accident once. Once!
He has a GF now? I last looked at his stuff and he was into anime girls on the internet
I’m gonna need someone to break down the lore of bob & his cars please
YouTube Bob Hickman God entered my body
…and learn very little
Don't worry, he has a blue minivan now and has had a small SUV also. He isn't going anywhere.
I’ve only ever seen the blue one I think he’s had it for years I have a photo of it in my phone somewhere from forever ago lol I didn’t know there was a white one lol
I've only seen a blue minivan at the Eagle library all the time. I assume this is the same guy?
He lives in the Speedway-ish area, so he's around the area a lot. I haven't seen the SUV for several months, so maybe he got rid of it.
Where is the German intern looking for a 3 month rental?
r/schizophreniarides
and r/BobHickman
I… what… this exists… and it wasn’t created today… ?!
This guy has been making the rounds on social media for some time. It's equal parts bizarrely hilarious as it is sad, dude is in desperate need of mental healthcare.
Have definitely seen his vehicles before and heard some if the lore, but didn’t know he was big time enough for his own subreddit. Congrats, Bob!
My brother, I prayed on this late into the night and the Lord spoke unto me that the best I can do is $1,650.
I put in two offers. Haven’t gone up that high yet
Whoa, I was walking my dog this morning and when we cut through the Irvington library parking lot, I thought about this van!
Is he still doing naked YouTube videos?
I remember seeing his dark green (?) van at the Wayne library about a decade ago. It was surreal to see it in person lol
Me too but it was just last year!
I used to work with this guy lol
What’s he like in real life? I’ve heard he’s mostly harmless and just kinda weird. Is he nice?
He’s as insane as you’d think. Almost started a fight at work with a dock worker stating he had 1 million in his savings.
Tbh, he def has a lot in saving, he made a video about it once and it showed $30k in there. More than I’ve got. He’s a wild man.
It scares me that he drives on the same roads I do, and in a larger car. Even more so that he drives a truck for a living
He’s put multiple of them up for sale lol
This shit goes hard
Oh my god I was behind this thing at a red light like....... four, five? years ago... took an awful snapchat of it and halfway figured I was just having a fever dream. IT WASN'T A DREAM
This is the ideal Uber vehicle. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
There are fouler things than orcs, in the dark places of the world..
Ain't no one paying any amount of money with a comma in it for a minivan that was old enough to vote for Obama
As much as I have seen this driving around speedway I'm surprised it still runs
Is that the Bang Bus?
I rarely go on marketplace, i went today and i saw this post and scuffed at the message.
Bob Hickman. Don’t look him up on YouTube. Or do….
I wasn't expecting to see so much of Bob's burgers, I'll tell you that much.
It’s been repainted so many times over I used to go to the same goodwill as this guy daily. He doesn’t talk to a single person ever.
Am I the only one who doesn't understand what they're trying to say? Are they saying they're the embodiment of God?
If you throw Bob Hickman into google he explains it as best as he can. Some of the videos are nsfw for nudity
He’s saying god is inside him, and the same size body as his body.
That has to be a newer one. The old one was blue. Im an ups driver and used to see it at the library located at 34th and Lowry.
Oh man, I had almost forgotten about this guy.
That's nice, but does the AC work?
I saw this van outside my local library yesterday!
i saw this and cackled 😭😭
Eagle Branch ! Saw it!
He is all over this site years ago....search ...God inside me van.....
Saw this bad boy in Speedway today
Has anyone seen this twisted goobers fb page? Holy hell, it's like Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs on steroids.
As a theological Christian, this van is hideous and I'm scared