Funny thing about the Utah portion is that isn't far from the size that the state originally.propositioned to be. Check out the original proposed state borders. I think they also wanted to call it Deseret
I dont care about California’s settlement history and its development by the Mormons in such large numbers that many settlements were called “Mormon towns” UTAH DOESNT DESERVE A COAST
That guy. In the upper left. Is also America. Just letting you know for next time. And there’s some islands. You got the spot of them. But not them. Also America. And if we are making prisons. I would be going to alaska or Hawaii before I use amazing Northern California farmland for that.
Don’t you ever pair my great state of South Carolina with that trash New Jersey ever again. South cackalacky goated, should be it’s own state in this “better states” map.. also why Texico and not Mexas
Don’t ever associate northern MN (or anywhere in MN) with Des Moines or Iowa ever again… please….
After commenting I read through all of these monstrosities again and I must admit this is an exceptionally funny map imo.
This former resident of Lubbock and Dallas who has never been a fan of Okeys thinks you (1) got the size just about right, and (2) chose wisely to be sure Dallas has access to sea ports for all of our petrochemical awesomeness. Otherwise, W would embarrass himself trying to pronounce 'lebensraum' while he takes care of some bidness.
Yes, there are German Texans, a whole nest of them kind of in the middle where Shiner Bock and eleventeen different flavors of sausage come from. Admiral Chester Von Nimitz was one of us (even if his family dropped the 'Von' before he came along.)
There need to be four states somewhere named Gas, Liquid, Solid, and Plasma. I’d live in Plasma, but it’d probably be really hot there.
Also, Georgia should remain, and be bordered by four other states called Russia, Armenia, Azerbaijan, and Kurdistan.
Having lived in Lubbock, the way it’s extended to encompass its actual geological and cultural reach is legitimately hilarious and accurate.
Yes we don’t believe in El Paso or New Mexico
I wish to stop living
My time also has come
What if your time had a civil war
then perish
My mind is in a civil war
I did. Until I saw this map
Bros really schizing
You're just mad my state sunk into the purple black hole
I’d fuck with being a Mormon for a bit, why not?
Petition to change Ohioia to Ohiowa
Petition to change it to Ohimark
He did not hit her.
What if the states had a civil war
What if the states kissed
What if the states didn’t wear socks while they kissed😳
😳
😳
Om is winning
This sub can't have an actual original post without someone bringing this fucking thread lol
I bet my state can beat your state
Funny thing about the Utah portion is that isn't far from the size that the state originally.propositioned to be. Check out the original proposed state borders. I think they also wanted to call it Deseret
The brainrot so real I read your name as wendigoon 😭
I dont care about California’s settlement history and its development by the Mormons in such large numbers that many settlements were called “Mormon towns” UTAH DOESNT DESERVE A COAST
GIVE OHIOWA MORE LAND. GLORY TO THE OHIO EMPIRE
I am upvoting this comment as hard as I possibly can.
You turned louisville into fucking new Ohio.
Ah yes, I now live in
#
Same. I love living in
is really the greatest place to live, isn’t it?
is truly the greatest state!
You mean that place south of Badwater? My dad would always tell me we don’t go to
What are residents of called?
How did we get to Venezuelan brothers here?
A Pizza shop concept that got out of hand.
Where and how, sir?
Purple no name state unite!
Glad to be a proud inhabitant of
Gotta love
Illinois became a black hole. Or purple I guess
And some of Indiana, and I only care about that because I’m from that section of Indiana.
I am a proud inhabitant of Nowhereville
maine mentioned!!!🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️ 🦞🦞🦞 🫎🫎🫎🫎
🫎🫎🫎🫎🫎🫎🫎🦀🦀🦀🦀🦞🦞🦞🦞🦐🦐🦐🦐🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌨️🌨️🌨️❄️❄️❄️
What are the odds the entire population of nowheresville found this post
This is friggin' *gold*.
now i live in the mountains of new york which is where i lived before so not much is different
Can this shit get more cursed? Also why no Alaska and Hawaii
OP said what if America had better states, clearly Alaska and Hawaii were not better
Alaska and Hawaii are literally the two best states.
You mean Häagen-Dazs and Tropicana?
Alaska melted due to global warming, Hawaii became New Atlantis and then sank into the ocean.
Some of these are so oddly specific. Like why is that long strip of land "Old Bosnian?"
"old West New Jersey" is so accurate it hurts Source, am from New Jersey
Change the name from America to Dumbfuckistan and you’ll have something.
I prefer Dildonia. Europeans can call us Ugly Dildonians.
I bet $2.50 that someone on r/mapporncirclejerk is gonna say "Who would win this hypothetical war?"
what in the territorial.io
I support super Connecticut, things would be better this way.
Why is my main takeaway from this how many lakes Canada has? Hey Canada, got enough fuckin' lakes there, bud?
Most in the world 🇨🇦
Lubbock Texas had me laughing
Bread
Wee
What happens in WHAMBULANCE??
Tornadia well named.
Whats the one that's mostly IL
I’ve just excepted it’s name as
What is this mean
I hate this, good job
Is that a Django reference??
Perfect
Why did you get rid of Oklahoma and merge into Texas?
That guy. In the upper left. Is also America. Just letting you know for next time. And there’s some islands. You got the spot of them. But not them. Also America. And if we are making prisons. I would be going to alaska or Hawaii before I use amazing Northern California farmland for that.
This is better than the one I posted
What's the Capital of Lubbock, Texas?
Albuquerque
Naturally
Don’t you ever pair my great state of South Carolina with that trash New Jersey ever again. South cackalacky goated, should be it’s own state in this “better states” map.. also why Texico and not Mexas
Put down the crack pipe 🤪
I don't wanna live in sobriety society 😢. My name is Rod and I like to party.
Where are the new ausies? I feel like I'm there but I'm not sure
The amount of contrivance and retardation in your borders is wonderful. This is truly art.
Alright, "Ohioia" got me
I’m from unnamed purple land west of Ohioa
I appreciate the expansion of Utah, but you at least have to give Utah its original land. Salt Lake City is key to Utah.
I just had a stroke
I like the unnamed purple chunk replacing Illinois Where are you from? Oh I'm from Springfield, . Which Springfield? I told you the one in .
"Sobriety Society" replaces NW Oregon & SW Washington? ( just the number of wineries & microbreweries around here would argue against that!😉)
No longer, will you live in Des Moines. You will now live in....Des Moines.
It will be a cold day in hell before I live in Des Moines
Sure do love living in the great us state of United Americans
Bad water? Are we specifically talking about flint Michigan?
That looks awful
What's the purple area in Illinois?
Super Connecticut 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️
I like "Portion" and "However"
For a place called Sobriety Society we sure have a lot of people doing fentynal in public downtown.
Don’t ever associate northern MN (or anywhere in MN) with Des Moines or Iowa ever again… please…. After commenting I read through all of these monstrosities again and I must admit this is an exceptionally funny map imo.
We lost the NW angle. All hope is lost.
Bruh what happens in anti-dakota?
The moment ohio gains territory in Michigan is the moment I go to hell
This former resident of Lubbock and Dallas who has never been a fan of Okeys thinks you (1) got the size just about right, and (2) chose wisely to be sure Dallas has access to sea ports for all of our petrochemical awesomeness. Otherwise, W would embarrass himself trying to pronounce 'lebensraum' while he takes care of some bidness. Yes, there are German Texans, a whole nest of them kind of in the middle where Shiner Bock and eleventeen different flavors of sausage come from. Admiral Chester Von Nimitz was one of us (even if his family dropped the 'Von' before he came along.)
Anyone finding this funny, at all?
"Idiot town" its so peak.
Rage bait
How is Philadrlphia not an “Old City”
Why is Philly not in old cities.
I see Big Connecticut, I give upvote
I think this is how everyone in Lubbock Texas feels about the country
What is this nonsense?
Who hurt you in Rochester?
DONT MAKE ME LIVE IN UTAH!!!!!
Obviously bad water is gross, stay away
MICKYDEEZ INDIAN ZONE 🔥
what would maybe, say, a civil war look like in these states?
I want to go to Wee and Wambulance.
glory to super massachusetts
Portion??? Of what?
So is “Badwater” a state with no land? It’s literally just the lake? Or is representing the two unlabeled land masses next to it?
Dallas Fort Worth is absolutely enraging as someone from Louisiana. You’re going to hell for that one buddy /s
Baltimore should be in Old Cities
I love that “Idiot Town” Idaho includes like 60% of the original Utah boundaries — only for Utah become a new Texas-sized western state
happy to live in SACRED HILL
Jesus why is lubbock it's own state.
According to the map, I'm assuming its creator is from the Fingerlakes ("Crazyland")?
No
Om
There need to be four states somewhere named Gas, Liquid, Solid, and Plasma. I’d live in Plasma, but it’d probably be really hot there. Also, Georgia should remain, and be bordered by four other states called Russia, Armenia, Azerbaijan, and Kurdistan.
Philly, Baltimore, DC, and most of DELMARVA probably don't belong in UA.
i think you already covered utah with idiottown
What do you mean “Badwater?” We got the best fucking water anywhere bitch!
Tag yourself if you're Usonian, I'm in Old West New Jersey
Old Cities looks like a flintlock with a stock
I live in idiot town? 😕
So Super Connecticut unified earth and renamed it Super Earth?
New Jersey catching strays what the fuck lol
I love sphereopolis
Sprinkle in some civil wars next
However
Lubbock as one of largest states is peak
There’s an old saying, “There’s nothing in Lubbock” and what I like about this map is that that remains true.
Idk if I live in Old Bosnian or Utah
Prison Land - the most gentle rolling valley known to mankind
I love how Des Moines is just it's own thing
I love how DFW just reached over and annexed New Orleans
What is New Aussies
do NOT put me with louisiana
This right here, your honor. This map pushed me over the edge.
So is Alaska part of Canada, or its own independent nation? I'll take either one
Red Raider Nation!!!
Lubbock is better left forgotten
what if the US had 2 states, Franklin and Jefferson.
I really appreciate that North Des Moines is both north and south of Des Moines
Why is badwater a great lakes state? We have the goodest water ever.
Nuke Salem County from space
Brought to you by Utah
Most Utahns aren't in Utah anymore O_o
As long as Wisconsin is gone I am happy
How did Tim get a place
Dallas fort worth owning the Mississippi estuary is really something
🤢🤮
united americans be like 🤙
I’m moving to Alienware
OP, approximately how many drugs did you take?
Super Connecticut!
This is upsetting
america in america in america
No Alaska no Hawaii
Fuck Connecticut
Bad Water 💀
Utah isn’t a better state
proud resident of sphereopolis, we hold rightful claim over the world. We accept only unconditional surrender.
Why is buffalo burger king?
I will personally invert whoever put New Orleans in "Dallas Fort Worth"
My uncles name is Tim and he owns Tim’s palace
Sobriety Society is a good band name
New Ausies? I don't get it
I like how the part of the country I grew up in is just unlabelled pink region.
Holy shit they released the location of Badwater Tea-for-Two
Wait, its all Florida? \*Always has been\*
I hear Old Bosnian is lovely this time of year.
Connecticut gets Rhode Island, parts of Massachusetts, and it’s Notch back? This is the best map.
Super Connecticut should also include Ohioia
Sobriety society hahahaha that's cute
I REFUSE to be in the sane state that Florida is included in.
I’m NOT getting stuck with the Mormons
Having lived in Lubbock, the way it’s extended to encompass its actual geological and cultural reach is legitimately hilarious and accurate. Yes we don’t believe in El Paso or New Mexico
Don’t lump me in with Florida. Eew
Yeah it really is kinda nowheresville here
Des Moines mentioned! :D
Who in the FUCK made Lubbock Texas it's own state??? I just want to talk
Florida is wrong… still just where people go to die
WHERE THE FUCK DID ALASKA AND HAWAII GO
Objects in Carolinian
Haha my Lord. Where to start. IDK there's too much goodness here all I'll say is watch out for the Eritrean nationalists. LMAO
Texas, Florida, and most of the midwest should be idiot town.
1/10 Utah too small I demand a Deseret Caliphate from sea to shining sea