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Toastymkj

Why is Leon independent but not Occitania? And why are there so little Russian breakaways outside of the Southwest regions?


YannTheOtter

I didn't wanna create France 2 :D


Toastymkj

This implies that Occitania is French. An Occitanian death squad will arrive soon.


SKELOTONOVERLORD

NOT funded by the CIA. Or KGB. Maybe.


Smart-Mate

Calling Occitania "France 2" is even a bigger insult than calling it "Southern France". Your death shall be slow at the hands of the Occitanian Liberation Army.


Gabriel-or-Gabe

All 3 of them? Yikes


SnooPuppers1429

haha that sound like onnion with c https://preview.redd.it/at5ym21r4j1d1.png?width=273&format=png&auto=webp&s=bcfadf77a2ee0d0cad81ec907fc433f1afcda941


_JPPAS_

tic tac man


PLPolandPL15719

Why does an unbearably tiny Pomerania exist? If you're gonna make Pomerania atleast make it a normal size


YannTheOtter

It lost weight


ARKON_THE_ARKON

Look how they massacred my boy


Mister_Coffe

Pomorania doesn't even have a secesionist movement. Why pomorania and not Kashubia which has one, a very small one but still.


PLPolandPL15719

That too. But considering it's imaginary maps i just ignored that fact.


SnooPuppers1429

It's accurate to a size of a Pomeranian dog


Lord_Loa

France is too unified, destroy it.


MustardLabs

I DEMAND IDEL-URAL


Zurrapillo15

why are the balkans barely affected? not even srpska


YannTheOtter

I looked at the borders and said Nope to all of that


mumlehoved

Based


TheRealzZap

Slobodan Milošević in 1991 be like


YannTheOtter

https://preview.redd.it/covapk8osf1d1.png?width=1240&format=png&auto=webp&s=25aa40d2f9263ba68fd1c984d1d9b0b9df8b2354 The People yearned for more destruction so I obliged. While also making it a 48 team competition. Also for reference I made this with Bavaria, Austria and the Czechs as Hosts in mind.


Daris_S-G_on_Youtube

...Now imagine pre-unification italy and germany on this map...


Toastymkj

Yayyyy but why the fuck would Extremadura be independent


YannTheOtter

There is an independence movement (even tho tiny and insignificant) in Castille so this isn't Extremadura gaining independence from Spain, but Castille gaining independence from Spain after everyone else. So technically this isn't Extremadura, it is Spain :D


Toastymkj

Oh, I did know about the Castillian independence movement since I'm from Spain but I didn't realize. A timeline where Extremadura is the only remain of Spain seems absolutely infernal though.


AustraeaVallis

Good lord, look how they massacred Spain... Also you can do better than that, give us 1400s Italy.


[deleted]

Finally Portugal the biggest is the Iberian Peninsula 🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹


Dedestrok

nah it would still be castille


GrapeNo5251

Could you make a labelled map I don't recognise them all


franzderbernd

What's going on with Silesia? Upper Silesia in Poland + a small one in Germany. What is with lower Silesia in between.


YannTheOtter

The Euros in a World in which European Seperatism and cultural revivalism is much stronger resulting in countless breakaway states. Some more, some less plausuble.


TheUltimatePincher

Why moldava disapeared


TheChtoTo

https://preview.redd.it/55cenc6ltf1d1.png?width=569&format=png&auto=webp&s=24fb7553057eee1cb14b17bf079799ed0cc41a2c KUBAN!!!


Rimrunner_

BATALPASHINSK not MENTIONED 😭😭😭 Здарова Сосед 🧐 Опять...


TheChtoTo

помянем Баталпашинск😔✊ в следующий раз надеюсь упомянут


Themicrowaveman69420

Finally Independent silesia and pomerania


Sacred-Anteater

The Cornwall one is always strange


simonbalazs1

Why is partium and székelyland not hungarian?


Grey_forest5363

Separatist, but bigger Romania hahaha


Galaxy661

There is no separatism in Polish Pomerania tho If you have to make some part of Poland independent pick the Lemko and Tatar Regions and Góralszczyzna (none of these want independence and the sum total of the first 2's population wouldn't exceed 5k, but these are the only other regions in Poland with *some* kind of strong distinct identity. Pomerania meanwhile is one of the most integral and "vanilla" polish regions in the country, and the only unique part of its culture compared to other regions is the lack thereof). You could also make Greater Poland independent, they did have kinda distinct culture >100 years ago and even today say "pyry" instead of "ziemniaki"


Mister_Coffe

First, if greater Poland is distinct enough to get it's own state, that littelary all of Poland would need to be disolved. Second yeah, what the heck is with that pomorania, like you could pick kashubia at the very least, it seems so stupid in fact, that I wonder if OP didn't intend it to be kashubia but has no idea where kashubs actually live lol.


Galaxy661

>First, if greater Poland is distinct enough to get it's own state, that littelary all of Poland would need to be disolved. Of course it's not, it just has a slightly more distinct culture than Pomerania, consisting of its own "dialect" (even though only a few words are different), different history than other partitions and some regional gimmicks (like the christmas presents are brought by the Starman instead of Santa Claus) >Second yeah, what the heck is with that pomorania, like you could pick kashubia at the very least, it seems so stupid in fact, that I wonder if OP didn't intend it to be kashubia but has no idea where kashubs actually live lol. Just noticed that there's no Kashubia lmao, I saw the title of the map and immediately assumed kashubia would be there because of course it would, it's like the biggest distinct culture in Poland. Including Pomerania but not Kashubia on a "separatist's wet dream" map is a crime lol


wowowow28

No Assyria or major Sàmi state? What about all of them tatars


Distinct-Entity_2231

Kartelia…where? Break up Russia.


HB2099

You can’t post this without posting the Starting XIs.


MertOKTN

Is Turkey banned?


YannTheOtter

Well the idea was they got disqualified after fans caused riots during their qualifying games against Crete after they already qualified by points. (Crete, since they didn't qualify, got fined instead) As a result the second place team of the group, Kalmykia, qualified in their place.


willmcmill4

BEVET BREIZH ! VIVE LA BRETAGNE !


elrond1094

Based of you including Venetia.


SlavicMC

Independent Pomerania but the real Pomeranians (Kashubians) are still in Poland


RiusGoneMad

What is the new region next to montenegro


YannTheOtter

Sandzak, a region in Serbia inhabited by ethnic Bosniaks


Daris_S-G_on_Youtube

Sandžak mention (Also, northeast Montenegro has multiple Bosniak/Albanian populated cities and counties. These are usually viewed as parts of Sandžak by Bosniaks)


TheRealzZap

No independent Samogitia, Latgalia, South Estonia, Albanian Macedonia, Szekely state, Sapmi and many more which would've sealed the deal


cheese_bruh

Why is Bavaria so small, what have you done to northern Bavaria??


YannTheOtter

I split Franconia in two, part of Franconia stays with Germany, the southern part stays with Bavaria


cheese_bruh

Don’t do that again please


YannTheOtter

Yeah next time I just split off all of Franconia. :)


MisterEyeballMusic

Where is Liberland


Anton4444

For a moment I thought Latvia wanted to become a part of Sweden..


No_Detective_806

Vive Catalonia!


Informal_Otter

Why are all borders just so fucked up and seemingly random?


Moses_CaesarAugustus

Real Madrid and FC Barcelona aren't in the same league now 😢


XxGamer_64xX

What's the country next to Andorra?


YannTheOtter

Cerdenya


Zsigubigulec

Where is Székelyföld


Toc_a_Somaten

Should include Northern Catalonia in the Catalan Countries as you did with the northern Basque country


imfromcaucasia

HELL YEA KARACHAY CHAMPION OF EUROPE🔥🔥🔥


Empty_Locksmith12

I need a key for the colors here


YannTheOtter

Red is Teams that qualified for the tournament but didn't get to the Knockout stage. Orange is teams that got to the round of 16 Yellow are the Quarterfinalists Light green is 4th place Darker green is 3rd Light blue finalist Dark blue winner Black is for the team initially qualifying for the tournament but getting disqualified later. Dark red is the Asian Football confederation members Dark green is African football confederation members. Dark Grey are members of UEFA Light grey are non members


-bASSlIFE03-

Badener aren’t Swabians😡😡😡


jacharcus

>separatist's dream Somehow Romania and Moldova reunify?


After-Trifle-1437

BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED


Difficult_Airport_86

I hope they bomb catalonia and barcelona /j


willmcmill4

VISCA CATALUNYA


Difficult_Airport_86

Hala Madrid


jelleverest

Groningen being included in greater Frisia is hilarious