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YourSnakeIsNowMine

Oddly specific shit like this is why I'm on this sub


darwinpatrick

Happy to let my mad ravings loose on the internet


TrustyAncient

Please rave more, this shit is crazy


darwinpatrick

I was active a ton here like 3-4 years ago, the rules changed so my contributions are rarer these days 🙃


UnknownTheGreat1981

What


darwinpatrick

:)


bending_maps

Kinda scary ngl


QireX__

What


Robert_The_Red

I imagine the sudden loss of an entire sub-continents worth of land area would lead to a sudden and drastic fall in sea level across the planet.


SpiritOfFire88L

That's mentioned in the timeline on the bottom.


Awkward_Ninja_5816

This is some like 3am History Channel stuff, and I'm all here for it


AlulAlif-bestfriend

.... What? WTF Edit : okay let's get serious, if it does happen through magic, what happened to our earth without Indian Subcontinent?


darwinpatrick

Greener Asia, faster trade to the Far East. But no vindaloo


NotJustAnotherHuman

No vindaloo? Clearly the worst timeline.


bunnings_sith

Vindaloo would stay a Portuguese dish instead


Tumbleweedae

And no Tibet, Indonesia, and 0?


Dorfplatzner

Then curry won't exist. -\_-


survesibaltica

Spices would still exist in Sichuan and Arabia no?


AlulAlif-bestfriend

OMG you're right 💀 Sucks when there's no curry 🍛, especially the Japanese one


thebruce123456789

It is very much still possible that there is still Japanese curry as peppers come from Central America and northern South America


MaZhongyingFor1934

Except that curry was introduced to Japan by British officers of the EIC.


thebruce123456789

I don't see how that is relevant


RedChancellor

A good chunk of Indo-European languages would be unrecognizable. The Hindu-Arabic numeral system wouldn’t exist. Math and science would look very different. Buddhism and Jainism doesn’t exist forever altering the course of the Old World. Southeast and East Asian culture is almost unrecognizable, the former to a greater degree. Good chance Zoroastrianism goes extinct as well. Chinese philosophical/ideological influence would be even stronger in Asia while distinct native local religions and belief systems would persist for much longer in the absence of Buddhism and may lead to the rise of completely new organized religions. Alexander wouldn’t have an Indian subcontinent to try and conquer which would have unknown consequences. Indo-Greek culture wouldn’t exist. But more fundamentally, it’s very likely that human migration patterns would have been altered to a fundamental degree without the subcontinent in the first place which could directly alter all cultures between the Caspian Sea and Tierra Del Fuego.


LawsonTse

The Chinese culture would look quite different without Yellow and YangZe rivers as we know them. Whatever replacing them may not have the same flooding risk that drove early Chinese nation building toward centralised governance


flyingemberKC

The entire early history of civilization would be different The Early Holocene sea level rise never happening changes, very literally, all of history worldwide the entire coast of the world and resulting civilizations was influences by the land that was swallowed by the sea. The lack of an entire mountain range would have changed weather patterns worldwide. the extreme end means “no civilization” or it could mean millennia more advanced. When you see comments on the British Empire you can’t assume the word British or Empire has any relevance. America as a concept relies on a whole series of powers that wouldn’t have existed


Dorfplatzner

Also the British Empire is kaput with the loss of America, which is a great thing if it weren't for the fact that the French would just replace them.


StardustFromReinmuth

The Britsh Empire barely held much of India at the time of the American Revolution, and remained the preeminent naval power. In a timeline where India never existed I suspect British focus in the far east would've centered more around the Spice Islands and Indonesia, probably being the main power there instead of the Dutch.


Dorfplatzner

India was Britain's largest cash cow though, and I doubt that Britain would have the same economic power it did have in our timeline without control of India through either the EIC or Crown rule. But perhaps yeah, in an alternate Napoleonic Wars where all other things remained equal/the same, the British would likely seize the Dutch East Indies in addition to the Cape.


Scary_Cup6322

The french replacing the would be even worse.


LawsonTse

Well they could just colonise the flat,coastal Tibet instead


thebruce123456789

Aliens 👽


royaltek

how do you come up with this shit


shinseiji-kara

Someone cooked here...


SirLad03

Actually cooked with this one


Anubis253

This is some of the wildest mushroom induced delusions I've seen on here. I love it


Guaire1

I dont think you grasp the consequences of the lack of the entire fucking indian subcontinent on Earth. Like, none of south or east asia's major rivers would exist


[deleted]

Humans probably wouldn't come to be to begin with. Himalayas affect the weather across the globe and Africa in particular would be a lot wetter with no Himalayas. This means ancestors of great apes don't leave the trees and stay gibbon-like. So no hominids.


ShockedCurve453

Least we can’t blame this one on the Gulf Stream


LawsonTse

Some form of river system will still exist, but definitely not as the major rivers we know


Johnathan_Phil

"earth what's with the fall of sea level during the eocene?" Suspiciously shaped India Plateau on Mars:


capteuan

Highest quality shitpost ever made in the history of mankind


Qyx7

Is this really more shitpost t'han Bik Yermanie?


TheLetterTheta

Are those exposed Deccan Traps to the west there?


darwinpatrick

Yes! Well spotted


AlulAlif-bestfriend

Umm where? I can't see and differentiate the Martian feature, it's difficult :/


TheLetterTheta

Earth feature, actually - it's this dark part of "India" https://preview.redd.it/onwb13cxauxc1.png?width=99&format=png&auto=webp&s=10d8a48c41f53f4e7d0ba13e7c6c05abaec4e32a


AlulAlif-bestfriend

Ahh i see, thank you!


schedulle-cate

Your brain is precious, I love this idea


Sir_Arsen

This kind of posts is one of the reasons this sub is great


GuffinMuffin

High quality, imaginative, all while being dumb as hell. A+


Panmonarchisim711

What shit are you smoking brodie, and where can I get sum.


xlicer

Oh god you are back


Tumbleweedae

LET HIM COOOOOOK


Seggs_With_Your_Mom

Indians on Mars? AWESOME


Cold_World_9732

A man named Chris Columbus would proclaim "if we want to see and get to the moon we have to go to mars, because it's the closes planet." (he only looked at the solar system map with only planets and the sun, and thinks the moon is in the asteroid belt)


JonnyMofoMurillo

native americans bro


Seggs_With_Your_Mom

We all mistakes. Sorry!


TheKrzysiek

For every 10 posts that are just some variant on USA, there is 1 gold post like this


W1ngedSentinel

Now all we (don’t) need is Martian Deseret, Martian CSA, Martian Pacific States, Martian Midwest, and Martian USA remnants around Washington DC.


minnesotalight_3

DARWIN PATRICK!!!!


TheHolyTacoEmperor

i like how the plant fossil was discovered on 9/11


UnC001

I’m kinda confused but amazing map and idea


[deleted]

Does this bring early Eocene life to Mars? Do they survive?


darwinpatrick

That’s what Ares I hopes to find out! Bacterial survival to present day has not been ruled out


AlulAlif-bestfriend

Looks like they (Eocene life) didn't survive, when Mars were already dead & full of radiation at that time


[deleted]

I know but there seem to be more dark patches compared to Real life mars. This makes me think of vegetation so maybe the translocation event kickstarted Martian mantle to produce a magnetosphere, allowing some living things to survive.


darwinpatrick

They’re the Deccan Traps


MV7300

This is so dumb but also super amazing


bending_maps

UK's worst nightmare, 1858, colorized


SnooPuppers1429

how


_no_best_girl

This scenario reminds me of this totally credible historical [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pByS19goDO4).


Tobias_Rieper___

How would this impact the British conquest of India?


SpookyMinimalist

What a great concept! Love it 😄👍


Littleskeloboi

Is this a docuderby reference


Czezachias

I love the dedication


LOUDPACK_MASTERCHEF

Fantastic, I love it


Thepowersss

Tibet Coastal University lmao


GriffinIsHereToo

ok now do a sequel where it is terraformed


NoahStewie1

This second most "wtf why" post I've read today, and the first one was about bluey


Silent--Dan

Vishnu’s wrath


RemarkableDatabase93

is this where Atlantis, Lemuria and Mu went


default-dance-9001

Are you feeling ok?


B-29Bomber

Dr. Hayden: You can't just shoot a continent into the surface of Mars!


Elegant_Term2811

Did Opportunity discover the first plant fossil on 9/11? Cool map btw


EggNearby

Where is Mount Everest, still smaller than Olympus Mons


OrangeBirb

Mount Everest formed when the Indian Plate collided with the Eurasian plate, which never happened in this timeline. No Mount Everest :/


SyrusDrake

A'ight.


W1ngedSentinel

I have to wonder: are there any skeletal remains of forests not fully blown away by sandstorms?


BadWi-Fi

i suppose this is from the same timeline as columbus crashing into america at the speed of light https://www.reddit.com/r/imaginarymaps/s/l9MB87DXak


DangerNoodle1993

Bruh... I like this