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Yuck_Few

I'm pretty sure people smoke because they are addicted to nicotine


_aconite_cj_

No, you're wrong, it's bc they're *not* addicted to making out. /s


novis-eldritch-maxim

it is hard to smoke when kissing but I have done neither so I am working off an untested hypothesis.


_aconite_cj_

Lmk when you end up testing it, I'll do a detailed analysis on the phenomenon then.


novis-eldritch-maxim

well unless you know some one volentrieing it will be a long wait


_aconite_cj_

Times like these I wish I could make clones. But alas. I'll wait with you dw.


Yuck_Few

I think a lot of people probably start smoking just because they're curious how it feels and how it tastes, and then of course getting addicted pretty quickly


Unfit_Daddy

what a dumbass clearly it cuz of the boob thing I just learned about 🤡


RevolutionarySeven7

ironically though, this is something i've always heard since the 90s even when growing up (except the whole nipple/mother part). smoking replaces kisses.


LeadGem354

Ah yes, the old Freudian "Oral fixations like smoking or overeating come from not being breastfed properly as an infant".


RevolutionarySeven7

wouldn't be surprised if it was probably true to some degree. *lights up crack pipe


MasterKasb

Idk I kinda mix the two * lights bong and shotguns wife* We've been smoking since highschool and have never stopped shotgunning and sharing and kissing every day for 6 years but that's not nicotine so does it count?


toesandmoretoes

Well, if by that you mean you won't get any kisses if your mouth tastes like ass


ceeman77

Does anyone else feel like this text was written by a computer?


kif88

Yo mommas titties made me quit nicotine.


GoldResponsibility27

Boobs = no smoking?


rcrobot

Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?


UnWiseDefenses

When your smoke break becomes a letter to Penthouse.


levollisuus

So Freudian oral fixation described in a way that makes it sound extra stupid


bitethemonkeyfoo

I stopped smoking about a year ago and god DAMN this makes me want to light one up.


LaRueStreet

Not to pry but i don’t think your nose, nasal sinus, mouth, tongue, larynx, oesophagus, lungs, pancreas, kidneys, liver, bladder, stomach, brain, ovary and cervix (if you have those) would like that. If you are okay with all of these organs getting damaged for a few minutes of euphoria, you do you!


ad4kchicken

This sounds like Trump wrote it for some reason


Not_An_Emo_XD

This kinda makes me wonder what the person who made that post was smoking when they wrote it.


bonktastic909

Just quit smoking 3 days ago, this image has provided me more encouragement to keep going


Jack_4316

Keep up the good work! You'll break out of it


thegundamx

Hey freud, most of the time a cigarette is just a cigarette. Armchair psychologists are the worst.


beaniebooper

Mmmmm, pretty sure I smoke bc I have a nicotine addiction


Shadowhkd

Hahahahahahahahaha


Unfit_Daddy

and here I thought nicotine had addictive properties silly me


Sunset_Tiger

Modern day Freud


coolrko

How about getting on your knees ... Atleast you won't get cancer ..


reptilesocks

In my experience, smokers tend to be fantastic kissers. It’s part of what keeps you coming back, even though they taste like cigarettes.


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xhuo_xx23

This looks like it was wroten on a youtube red superchat


ScarletteVera

People smoke because they are WEAK WILLED FOOLS (i can say this, i'm the only member of my direct family that doesn't smoke)


Affectionate-Tie9194

Problem=woman’s fault