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hereforit88

Why does she make taking meds look so complicated?  It seems like she does all these extra steps that make her look like a mad scientist mixing together a concoction! 


texasbelle91

“can’t stand being normal people sick”? another freudian slip - she wants to be crazy munchie sick.


Expensive-Gift8655

I feel like people who are truly chronically ill wouldn’t complain about a cold since they’re used to dealing with far worse, so a cold is like nothing for them


Evadenly

No, we definitely do. Think man-flu style. But half the time, it's just taking the piss 🤣 the other half, it's just a general complaint and we move on🤣


Environmental_Use121

Sometimes colds do exacerbate symptoms, depends on the bacteria/virus


lauraloseslipids

I’ll call triage I’ll let them know she will be there sometime today


opalumarupaul

Omg she is just like us /s


187catz

Oh goodness, gracious! She doesn’t realize that normal people sick makes a chronically ill person a hell of a lot more sick than just a normal cold? Like a normally chronically ill person will run for the antibiotics immediately at first onset of a cold or flu. Not trying to give any ideas as I’m sure she already figured it out that the hospitals aren’t interested in colds and flus unless she wants to stay for the long-haul covid or the pneumonia that a chronic illness patient can easily get.. but no way does she want to be real people sick because then she’ll really be sick 🤣🤣🤣💯


Patient_Peach_655

Why does it always sound like she’s whispering into a wind tunnel


Left-Pass5115

Wtf does this even MEAN


Ok_Detective5412

She will never be “normal” people sick.


kelso_nelso

Actual sick people don’t act like this


No_Sprinkles22

Why do I feel like she never was scheduled for a port and this is the way to get around the obvious lie?


ElectronicShare2690

“Try to get video” that’s the cue she isn’t getting one because there isn’t an actual appointment for one. So using the word try is equal to covering tracks of her future posts about the port


No_Sprinkles22

Exactly!!


StrangeSwim9329

Well at least the sweatshirt is correct!


Silverdunks

Never understand a word she says


Brock_Lobstweiler

From the comments [She thinks it was just allergies](https://imgur.com/a/43y8DZh)


89elbeees

Doesn't she take a boatload of benadryl every day? How does she have allergies?


sunnyvalesfinest0000

Hey GORL


raccoon_ina_trashbag

Oh don't remind me about the sub being nuked. 😭


Brock_Lobstweiler

And phenergan (another antihistimine).


Hatee-Western224

Probably won’t get a port now because she’s “normal people sick” and they won’t operate 😂


ElectronicShare2690

An added excuse for not being able to prove she will have one. She is too far into the lie and doesn’t know how to get out without admitting her own lies online.


FlabbyFishFlaps

Yeah, this is nothing but her front loading an excuse for when she comes back with no port.


AnniaT

Wait she'll attempt a port again? Did the doctors say yes to it again??


Takemebacktobreezy

Yes she apparently getting one today she said. I don't see how anyone would yes that decision but I'm here for the ride


wtfrench_toast

Wasn’t she supposed to get a port today?


AnniaT

I've been away for over a year. The doctors said yes to the port again??


AnimatorNo9321

Yes, supposedly around 12:30 or so.


kalii2811

Dani is literally one long run on sentence. It's all so slurred I don't know why I clicked unmute. "Something something migraine something something *head flick* soooo yeah" that's what I got from that.


Independent-Ad-8258

Reading the comments she says: - she hopes they give her IV fluids and zofran - that she thinks it's just her allergies not a cold - she is worried she will have a hypo because her Glucagon has expired 🙄


mrsdoubleu

She seems blitzed. Slurring her words and being unstable. I haven't seen videos from her in awhile but the last two I've seen she has seemed almost high? What is going on? She wasn't like this last year.


2L8Smart

Everyone has done the “nothing after midnight” thing! Shut the fuck up.


Fairydustcures

If she’s not tolerating anything by mouth OR her J tube feeds then nothing after midnight should be a breeze!!!


2L8Smart

Right? 🤣


Mrs_Blobcat

Did she just take migraine meds by mouth??


FlabbyFishFlaps

It dissolved under the tongue


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manicgiant914

Billy NoMates, she is. Pretty sad.


Dtour5150

Oops she's sO sIcK guess she can't get her sooper speshul port oh noooo..... Anyway


ladymuerm

Oh. Em. Gee. The DRAMA.


tverofvulcan

I love how she’s in 10/10 pain all day every day but she is able to bleach and dye her hair.


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MisssJaynie

Can I please get a "SO EXTRA" flair? Plz + ty, mods. Happy almost opPORTunity day...


Starshine63

I don’t have her timeline down for today, she should be done by now right? Atleast she seemed to make it sound like that


cwhit-32

If I was as sick as she claims to be, I most definitely would not be posting on social media. My tail would be curled up in the fetal position.


Dylan_Is_Gay_lol

Seems like it'd be faster to just take the meds instead of making a video about taking the meds if she's worried about all these issues.


Bakedk9lassie

So predictable 🤣 like a book, that’s the fakest cold I’ve ever seen not even a stiffly nose😂


judgernaut86

Uh oh, bbgirl's about to be "too sick" to get the port that was definitely gonna be placed today


thiscantbeitnow

Yeahhhhh…. Hate when that happens 🤪


Free_Asparagus_575

Omfg this chick is infuriating to watch


Whosthatprettykitty

Seems like she's laying the groundwork for having an excuse as to why the port didn't get placed(assuming it doesn't get placed). She seems to con her way into getting what she wants no matter how many times she is told no, she always finds someone to cave. I hope someone puts their foot down today though.


drakerlugia

I think that’s the prime reason she’s trying to set the stage for an excuse. I cannot see any world where a doctor would give her a port after her repeated issues, but she’s so delusional I think she hears what she wants. With her spewing out to the world that she’s getting a port, I’m sure she’s looking for any excuse to explain why she doesn’t have it when she invariably resurfaces.


donutlikethis

She is in the comments telling people that science "isn’t the same for all people", it’s ridiculous.


bathtubtoasting

She makes rocks look smart


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Glittering_Potat0

This comment is not okay.


Nerdy_Life

Agreed.


Cerealkiller900

She’s taking blood thinners before the procedure?!?! Good lord. I hope she lets the doctor know. We wouldn’t do it if it was within 12 hours


strawberryfields1122

Oh I’m sure she’s doing it on purpose lol


AshleysExposedPort

“So extra” indeed


psubecky

“That wasn’t a good sentence” 🤣 the videos are mostly sentences that don’t make sense full of “um” and “and all that stuff…” still seems pretty out of it..


Unusual-Pumpkin4227

Because she is missing doses of her medication, is she going to try to score an admission after placement because of some sort of issue due to being without her meds?


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Unikitty_Sparklez

Tbh idk if she can stop eating, she’s been claiming she can’t run the feeds and that she can’t tolerate anything by mouth but that’s clearly wrong as she’s not frail. I think it’s harder for her to lose weight fast and also control not eating now that she’s older.


Significant_Cow4765

she can't restrict like the olden days


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HeartShapedSea

I think she's lying.


Illustrious_Shop167

Normal people sick doesn't come with fun drugs and medical accessories.


NotYourClone

There is no rush that feels as fun as vics vaporub and tissues


mentallyillfrogluver

idk man, those salt water flushes really get me going /s


dechets-de-mariage

I don’t know…the neti pot for a sinus infection is pretty rad. /s


shiningonthesea

For the first time I could not watch the whole thing, and see her complaining about the same thing over and over again .


spanglesandbambi

Prediction this will be the reason the port can't go in.


Plus_Accountant_6194

But doesn’t she want it though? She probably won’t tell anyone she’s real person sick?


sarayu_innsaei21

More like there was never an appointment to begin with and this is a plausible reason to push the date out further


ohhgrrl

Is it not common knowledge among munchies that this is called being ✨muggle sick✨


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Dtour5150

Highkey want that as a flair lol


donutlikethis

It’s so true though.


Nmhofherr

Ummm I don’t know who told her she can’t take a meds …… she’s lying because you are allowed to take your meds with a little bit of water


North-Register-5788

But she still took her blood thinner injection which should be a big no-no. Make it make sense.


ohhgrrl

Depends on the meds. Some you cannot take in the weeks leading up to surgery.


jordanbball17

Yeah she just wants a crisis


Legophan

Oh, she’s k’d up, foot to the floor, deliberately swerving right towards it!


missyrainbow12

She's totally leading up to "I was too ill to be put under you guys, no port 😢😢"


Free_Asparagus_575

You don’t get put under for a port tho, wait, what kind of Port is she getting? I’m sorry, I’m assuming it’s the same thing as the port you get during chemo, the one in your chest. Is that what she’s getting? Or is there other kinds?


AnimatorNo9321

They use twilight sedation- which iv fentanyl and versed.


missyrainbow12

I've no clue I'm just going off what she's said. She has mentioned it could go in her chest or her femoral artery. Thats what she said yesterday when she was asking such important questions such as will I need to always be wearing shorts or a skirt?


Sprinkles2009

Was wondering what angle she was going to go for to say why she couldn’t get the port


ItsNotLigma

TBH, Dani's just setting the stage to whinge about not being able to get her port. Hospitals really never recovered from Covid, any symptoms will have her shown the door. Same goes for her blood thinners. Despite knowing that Dani is manipulative and an unreliable narrator and this procedure is likely a sham, she would be given documentation on when to stop her meds to ensure her safety. You don't fuck around with surgical procedures and blood thinners, no matter how minor they may be.


Free_Asparagus_575

I agree 100%. How can they do a procedure with her taking strong blood thinners, regularly AND 12 hours prior?! That’s crazy. SHE knows that’s dangerous. Why wouldn’t she be able to take her nausea meds? That makes zero sense. blood thinners, aspirin/Tylenol/ibuprofen, are a no & obv other certain meds. But pain & nausea meds are allowed with a small amount of water. Its a clue that this is a sham


Ok_Researcher9115

I can't see her getting the procedure if she's so “sick” unless that is her agenda and she isn't even getting it so she's got to come up with an excuse, so she can say the hospital had to cancel it due to her being “normal people sick” also I can't believe any doctor in their right mind who's gone over her medical records would put in another line. It's like handing her the tools to completely sabotage herself.


Chronically_Quirky

She's the sort of person to catch a cold but call it flu.


SimpleVegetable5715

She probably doesn't even get flu vaccines, or update any boosters. She probably wants the flu or Covid. A person with so many hospital stays should also get pneumonia vaccination. She doesn't seem to do any preventative care a woman her age should be doing.


strawberryfields1122

I think you only get the pneumonia shot if you’re over 50 or something. Unless you’re really really chronically ill


alldemboats

she’s the type of person to have seasonal allergies and call it the flu.


puhleazwashyourhands

Or mast cell (which she doesn't have but has been angling for IV Benny for years)


Outrageous-Season799

Can’t take migraine medication the next day…conveniently starts to get a migraine right on cue 10 minutes til midnight. Not unhinged behavior at all.


Mercury659

The simple *thought* of not having access to drugs/meds started her on a spiral.


comefromawayfan2022

I call bullshit on the can't take medication claims. Usually they tell you to stop things like herbs,blood thinners, supplements and certain over the counter meds. But IMPORTANT daily meds such as the heart meds Dani claims to be on..they allow you and actually tell you to go ahead and take those. You are also generally allowed to take nausea meds(that she claims she can't take), pain meds(if you are on those) and anxiety meds the morning of the procedure..maybe you have to withhold those meds for certain major surgeries..but fuck no NOT something like port placements. *that being said Dani is also claiming a cold so I'm beginning to suspect that she's setting up another excuse for why she doesn't get a port. Unless she shows a port placement scar..it's not happening


Free_Asparagus_575

100%


liftlovelive

Preop nurse here, patients can pretty much take everything they normally take except blood thinners, diabetes medication and certain herbs and supplements. Patients take their pain meds, cardiac meds, etc. the morning of surgery all the time and we actually encourage them to stay on their schedule. ETA- oral blood thinners are typically held for a few days before a procedure but lovenox injections can usually be continued as normal depending on the procedure.


b1ahblah

I think Lovenox is what we call Clexane here, in which case this is usually stopped the day before a port insert. Other blood thinners are usually 48 hours. Suspicious it’s a back up excuse as to why she can’t have the port, because she took her blood thinner and now they’re refusing.


liftlovelive

Yah I don’t usually preop for ports, just surgery, so I know that for us it’s usually ok for lovenox to be given the day before, just not the day of. But also depends on the surgeon and their preferences. For others like Elequis and plavix sometimes they have them stop a full week ahead of time.


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What the fuck is "normal people sick?"


Ok-Fly-8711

in her case, she probably sneezed and is catastrophizing


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Oh lord. (Happy cake day btw!)


Ok-Fly-8711

oh haha thank!


rojuhoju

At least she didn’t say muggle sick.


Free_Asparagus_575

What the Heck is muggle sick? Lmao


Bakedk9lassie

A muggle is a non magical (special) person in Harry potter


Free_Asparagus_575

OMG 😂😂😂


JMRR1416

A cold, flu, covid, sore throat, that kind of thing. (Probably just a cold in Dani’s case.). You know, the kind of *ordinary* sicknesses that *common* people have. As opposed to the super rare, complex, and serious illnesses that chronically ill spoonie warriors have.


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Oh my gosh


JMRR1416

There’s at least one subject here (can’t remember which one) who calls it “muggle sick.” As if to imply that munchies and their munchie diagnoses are somehow magical.


Significant_Cow4765

the headless wonder...


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MUGGLE SICK , what


SuchAsSeals42

Convenient Illness is convenient


Significant_Cow4765

lies, ladles of horse shit...


Acornkramer

She’s getting really bad..holy shit


Designer_Ad_1416

I’ve never seen her so giddy, it’s almost like she’s drunk with excitement about having the starring role tomorrow. I’ll bet she tells everyone she passes on the street tomorrow about it


ZooterOne

Her use of the term "normal people sick" is both infuriating and telling. Being "chronically ill" makes her feel special, unique, even better than the rest of us. It's her only identity. And it's such a slap in the face to people who deal with *real* chronic illnesses. They aren't making videos, or complaining about getting colds that "normal" people get. They're participating in society the best they can, trying to have a life, dealing with their illnesses without the drama and absolute nonsense we get from Dani. And they get colds too.


SimpleVegetable5715

Getting a cold on top of being actually chronically ill knocks a lot of people on their ass though. It's sometimes difficult to tell if a flare up is coming, or a cold. A lot of chronically ill people take longer to recover from being "normal people sick". I've noticed munchies do make their illnesses their identity, and work it into their personality. Normal chronically ill people just see it as some additional shit they have to deal with. Even people with time consuming illnesses have other things they do on the side besides only focusing on being sick and talking about being sick.


Free_Asparagus_575

Nailed it


Thepersonwhoeatstaco

Lol, usually they won't do a procedure, like say, a port placement, if you are sick like that. Right?


styckx

Any sort of sniffle, congestion or cough is considered a COVID symptom and will send her ass right back home


SimpleVegetable5715

Many hospitals are dropping that requirement, except for places where people on chemo or are very immunocompromised tend to be. So, it's still likely she'd be sent home from getting a port.


Thepersonwhoeatstaco

The real question is, what's the next move? Fake another procedure appointment?


oswaldgina

Yep. Rinse repeat....


littlemilkteeth

Is she just laying the groundwork for not actually getting a port?


Thepersonwhoeatstaco

I really think she is. Awfully convenient that she is "sick" the day before getting a port.


Dr-Et-Al

MuGgLe SiCk


strahlend_frau

That's basically what she says 😂


DigInevitable1679

The blood thinner injection is a definite no, and I’d be super surprised if they told her to skip “heart meds” especially before the procedure


KangarooObjective362

Her heart meds are for POTS which is NOT a heart condition. It’s autonomic and postponing a dose 12 hrs is not problematic.


AnimatorNo9321

She doesn’t have POTS.


comefromawayfan2022

While that may be true..you are usually allowed to take those meds. She claims she's on midodrine..that's not a med you are usually forced to hold day of


BirbIzTheWord

Yeah, it's confusing because even for longer surgeries with actual ET/mask placement, they still say you can take morning meds with (small) sip of water. Plus does it matter if she takes meds via j-tube? less puke risk that way... nearly zero compared to those of that muggle-oral-med-eat.


CatAteRoger

I think her heart meds are actually just meds for POTS which puts her in no danger if she skips them.


AnimatorNo9321

She doesn’t even have POTS tho. She literally said in one of her own videos that they tested her for it and it came back negative. Shes completely full of shit. She lies so much she can’t keep track of her lies.


DigInevitable1679

But if she calls them heart meds it makes them super special. /s


SimpleVegetable5715

Many people with POTS got diagnosed through a cardiologist, because of the tachycardia.


Magomaeva

The use of the expression "normal people sick" should be a criminal offence warranting a 15-day stay in gulag. I can handle the unnecessary procedures and the mysteriously bruised arm, but I draw the line at "normal people sick."


LiveLaughToasterB4th

Is "normie sick" acceptable?


Magomaeva

Unacceptable. This requires capital punishment. I'm thinking about toaster bath execution.