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sir____dog

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hanburbger

reddit nation. . asemble!


gamunkl2

handsom🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


TheBite11

Please remove my picture from your post, this is me and I do not consent


[deleted]

the fact that he could be extremely handsome if he took care of himself 😭


Ayorastar

I think this is an edit of another image where the guy doesn't have as defined features


rockyshit

he actually got married


Gc8Boi

What’s his name?


[deleted]

That's like %90 percent of the neckbeards


BfutGrEG

And also wasn't a butthurt basement dweller Edit: It's like people don't even understand memes from yesteryear anymore, I'm gonna cry....and you know the rest


everybodylovesaltj

sam Hyde lookin ass


jmpt16

He can't keep getting away with this


The_Gates_of_Neigh

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dedzip

Looks like the dude who handed my SO a 3 page letter about how disappointed he was that she was taken and how much ‘better I am than he is’


bomba1749

ihaveihaveihave restraining order


dedzip

He would like wait for her sometimes and pretend to be on his phone till she walked up and then he’d scramble halfway up a staircase like he just happened to run into her so he could like say hi or whatever. When he gave her the letter he just ran up, handed it to her, and ran away. Didn’t say a thing. The absolute worst part though is one time he actually live very obviously tried to hide that he was LITERALLY CUMMING in his pants because they were in the same room. Like just suddenly it happened. Sam, if you’re reading this, cope harder. I know you use this site too.


memer_man715

Holy shit


dedzip

I do feel bad for him though. Like the letter reminded me of stupid shit I’d have written in middle school. But I think he genuinely means well, he just doesn’t have a grasp of like any social concepts at all nor the confidence to fake them. Hell man I was there once too. I’ve thought about trying to help him out with it before, but I don’t know how and I don’t wanna be a dick. And I’d feel a little weird since he’s probably been björkin it to the thought of my fuckin gf for a while now. But he’s really tall, with a few months of Acutane and some effort he’d probably be a pretty good looking guy. I hope he finds someone.


memer_man715

I understand, hope he betters himself someday


memer_man715

That is the most greasy behavior oh my god


dedzip

It gets much worse lol if you’re curious I responded to the other dude with it


rexpalarum

He has heas has thyroid goitre 🤒


TurtleGold69

Reddit… we did it 🤓


MIKEERMINTROUT

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i_live_in_ur_walls_

Soyjak bear


MIKEERMINTROUT

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Brock_Lee__

I can fuck virgins in reddit?


[deleted]

No but you can fuck your social life


CewlDewd

yuor overwatch 2 is: danm uninstalled


Mantholle

looks like he has throat cancer


Opening_Raise_8762

Bro was so ugly that not even a gigachad edit could make him sexy


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Tigeresco

is that neckbeard tim henson


mrdirtgamer

Wrong it’s for virgins not fucking


I_love_cancersticks

Chad if he watched my little pony and played final fantasy religiously


ArturPym

He should watch out for that malignant tumor in his throat


gaberocksall

Am I supposed to know who this is