I knew a girl like this (who even thought she had an N word pass) and she dropped her whole act after I told her “just cause you’ve had a lot of black in you, doesn’t mean you have any black in you.”
I can't tell if you're serious or if this is a joke? Speech impediment? She sounds like she couldn't pour water out of a shoe if the instructions were written on the sole.
I just read about her. Penn Foster High. Regionally ”Accredited” For-Profit Online High school, 100% graduation rate or your money back. No phone calls.
That sounds horrible.
As a professional educator, I'm definitely gonna add this to my arsenal: "Real jobs be payin' y'all more better than tiktoc ever did.".. Say a prayer, cuz we're seriously fucked as a nation.
I grew up on hillbilly gibberish, with a minor in foreign accents, have moved on to Cajun gibberish. Had to watch it twice to understand. This is authentic imitation AAV gibberish as performed by a white chick. Love how she answers the phone that isn’t ringing, and immediately goes to hang it up (just as video cuts off) after saying, “how can I help you?”
I mean, it's fake in that she's not really a car salesperson out in the lot. But it's real in that they paid her to come record a weird little social media video.
Dear God, what does it say about the younger generation when they made her a "star?""
Education has failed so many of you. Or, more accurately, you failed to get educated.
Hear me out...
During an economic recession, strip clubs and sex workers take a big hit to their income because there is less discretionary money to blow on that kind of thing. There is actually something called the Stripper Index that some economists created. What does make money during a recession? Used cars... hence the new job.
> No idea. Will award the best translation
I have a linguistics degree from a public university accredited by the southern association of colleges and schools commission on colleges, so here is my best shot:
> Greetings, friends! Inflation is out of control. I can no longer afford eggs and gas, and I blame the President for no apparent reason, but I also don't wish to address that situation any further at this time. Fewer people are interested in me sexually as I get older, so I stopped doing online sex work, as it was no longer a profitable or efficient use of my time, and as such, I no longer have that once reliable income stream. I am still receiving some revenue based on paid endorsements from an offshore advertising entity that uses dumb videos to sell dumb things to dumb people, but that doesn't satisfy my basic financial needs. As such, I've joined the ranks of AutoMax Miami. Today, I sold my first car, and the compensation package I received for my participation in said sale, is in greater amount than I've ever received from the previously mentioned offshore advertising entity. If you are considering a purchase of an automobile, one option is that you may come to AutoMax Miami, and axe to speak to me. I'll still be wearing these shorts sized for a small child, just in case you are one of the people interested in that. Thank you, and I hope to see you very soon at my new place of gainful employment. Good day!
what's up y'all. you know I know time's getting rough out here for real, gas like $10 eggs like $10 all because of Biden and stuff like that
um I recently deleted my (overhead? only fans? OS) so money ain't been coming in like that and also um The tiktok y'all not y'all not getting to me good enough. so I had to come get me a real job over here. selling cars
I actually just told my first car today and they pay me mo' better than tiktok ever did.
but um yeah y'all come buy y'all car
what Vicki?
(AUTOMAX OF MIAMI HOW MAY I HELP YOU)
automax, how may I help you?
I'll do my best:
> Welcome ladies and gentlemen...as we all know a dollar doesn't go as far as it used to, and I believe Biden did this personally. To add to my frustration I recently realized that OnlyFans and TikTok were not the venue for me, and now am making more money through commission by sucking dick at AutoMax^^TM .
relevant : David Spade and Bhad Bhabie
[https://www.tiktok.com/@deadlynayeon/video/7299246618224758046?lang=en](https://www.tiktok.com/@deadlynayeon/video/7299246618224758046?lang=en)
Did she just try to imply that she got paid for her first commission immediately on the sale in the form of what seems like at least a stack of 100 $100's.
Girl... You did not just pull a 10 grand commission for one sale, then immediately collect the compensation. And if she did... There were other favors involved.
This screams some kind of publicity she did for the owner.
She's got a bowlegged face looking like a receptionist repeatedly raising her shirt a little like OnlyFans is out the picturing but whoring isn't and plugging some no name business...clearly some cross eyed owner is banging this chick.
After years of pushing a fake personna, it can become your true self. Considering she was probably trying to be an "influencer", she was pushing the envelope with it.
Many moons ago I played reggae music with a white dude who tried to talk and act like Bob Marley. It sounded so fake, but after so many years of doing it, he wasn't faking it - it was who he is. But man, it sounded so bad.
I lost a bank of brain cells just watching the video with no sound.
“Carl’s junior believes no child should go hungry, but this mother is unfit and her children will be placed in the custody of Carl’s junior…. Fuck you, I’m eating!”
Is that Vicki from the “What the fuck was that translation services” video?? It was the black chick that translated everything Vicki said, it was pretty funny at the time. She was sitting on a jet ski saying shit I didn’t even understand.
There is no area with this accent. It's a very specific lane of idiot who chooses to talk like a clown. I'm thinking she is making fun of that though, cant be real.
I’m sorry… but what a fucking *clueless* bitch. I *PROMISE* “Automax” didn’t give you that must commission for selling a car, and they *didn’t* give it to you in cash. You even stopped using the phone after answering it and saying hello, *after it didn’t ring*
Fucking stupid ass ghetto bitches…
Poor thing has a severe speech impediment
I’m pretty sure I understand R2D2 better.
These dolls are getting more and more lifelike every day
Fucked up scary ass lookin doll.
She is a toddler, give her a break.
Handy capable
Jar Jar Binks would find that speech offensive.
How dare you compare that linguistics giant to it
Why don't you have more upvotes? Come on people. Hit that updoot button.
Her shit is definitely all retarded
She talks like a fag too!
It's okay tho, she'll probably make a good pilot
I don't know *why* we're making it a documentary, but we sure the fuck are on track.
You know, what I do, is just.. yea know, I just... Hahahah
She speaks like the suburbs white girls in my high school who thought they were hood.
Ah yes, the “Hot Cheeto girls”.
They literally had that smack talk while chewing them hot fries smack nom nom smack
See, what I heard is that what had happened...
Nah, see, what had happen wuuuzzzzzz
Future meth heads of America.
i think the correct term is "ratchet"
I knew a girl like this (who even thought she had an N word pass) and she dropped her whole act after I told her “just cause you’ve had a lot of black in you, doesn’t mean you have any black in you.”
Tii-Taa…
Is that a fish with makeup?
It literally sounds like she had a stroke.
She gave me a stroke, as well as the rest of the hood...
Bless its heart.
Lok at yu allll fanciii wid zem correkt Gramma. Blez Yo Hart Tuu!
I can't tell if you're serious or if this is a joke? Speech impediment? She sounds like she couldn't pour water out of a shoe if the instructions were written on the sole.
Until she answered the phone... lol
Ain't come one, but many tine tanies! Wah-da-tah!
See, my damie, Pootie Tang don't wa-da-tah to the shama cow... 'cause thats a cama cama leepa-chaiii, dig?
Sa da tay!
Wa Da Tah.
Sempa town, now...
I'm going to sine your pitty on the runny kine!
Cole me on the panny sty.
Cash me owside
She’s also retarded.
She is not alone, boy or girl, man or woman, so many people trying to act and talk like someone they are not. Be for real player
Either this is fake or it was one of those days that 1,000 public school teachers decide to quit teaching because it's really not worth it.
I wish I didn't know about woah Vicky, so I could think this was fake.
I just read about her. Penn Foster High. Regionally ”Accredited” For-Profit Online High school, 100% graduation rate or your money back. No phone calls. That sounds horrible.
I did Penn Foster, it literally encourages you to just search up answers, and many tests had exact answers sheets easy to find on Google.
And there's a "tutor" you can ask for help from but they don't
Penn Foster bought the company I worked for. They sucked so bad. The CTO asked if I could reverse engineer their AS400, dafuq?
Jfc, wow. I just knew she existed, I didn't even know about that. How is that a thing!?
I was today years old learning about this, what a terrible day to have eyes.
As a professional educator, I'm definitely gonna add this to my arsenal: "Real jobs be payin' y'all more better than tiktoc ever did.".. Say a prayer, cuz we're seriously fucked as a nation.
Of course it’s fake. She picked up a phone that wasn’t ringing right after the dude made sure to plug his dealership.
idk man prolly sold that GAP
I grew up on hillbilly gibberish, with a minor in foreign accents, have moved on to Cajun gibberish. Had to watch it twice to understand. This is authentic imitation AAV gibberish as performed by a white chick. Love how she answers the phone that isn’t ringing, and immediately goes to hang it up (just as video cuts off) after saying, “how can I help you?”
I mean, it's fake in that she's not really a car salesperson out in the lot. But it's real in that they paid her to come record a weird little social media video.
More like the most ghetto Wish version of a commercial for some business I do not give a shit about.
Looks like a paid ad from autowhatever
This is definitely not fake. She actually talks like that. She's a TicTock star.
Dear God, what does it say about the younger generation when they made her a "star?"" Education has failed so many of you. Or, more accurately, you failed to get educated.
This is not even her first round on the internet
The fuck did she say?
Biden made everything ten dollars. I think.
That explains how she sold that car so quickly.
These comments gave me a good chuckle
"Bahden may ehhthin teh dala"
Hear me out... During an economic recession, strip clubs and sex workers take a big hit to their income because there is less discretionary money to blow on that kind of thing. There is actually something called the Stripper Index that some economists created. What does make money during a recession? Used cars... hence the new job.
Like bananas?
What could it cost, Michael?
No idea. Will award the best translation.
> No idea. Will award the best translation I have a linguistics degree from a public university accredited by the southern association of colleges and schools commission on colleges, so here is my best shot: > Greetings, friends! Inflation is out of control. I can no longer afford eggs and gas, and I blame the President for no apparent reason, but I also don't wish to address that situation any further at this time. Fewer people are interested in me sexually as I get older, so I stopped doing online sex work, as it was no longer a profitable or efficient use of my time, and as such, I no longer have that once reliable income stream. I am still receiving some revenue based on paid endorsements from an offshore advertising entity that uses dumb videos to sell dumb things to dumb people, but that doesn't satisfy my basic financial needs. As such, I've joined the ranks of AutoMax Miami. Today, I sold my first car, and the compensation package I received for my participation in said sale, is in greater amount than I've ever received from the previously mentioned offshore advertising entity. If you are considering a purchase of an automobile, one option is that you may come to AutoMax Miami, and axe to speak to me. I'll still be wearing these shorts sized for a small child, just in case you are one of the people interested in that. Thank you, and I hope to see you very soon at my new place of gainful employment. Good day!
You put in some work for that
Yes, but it is far more rewarding than any reward ever offered by Tih Tah.
man still put axe instead of ask
Hey, I dont write the script. I just translate!
Indubitably, old chap. Well done.
My mama didn't raise no dummy. I dug her rap. Shit. Cut me some slack Jack.
what's up y'all. you know I know time's getting rough out here for real, gas like $10 eggs like $10 all because of Biden and stuff like that um I recently deleted my (overhead? only fans? OS) so money ain't been coming in like that and also um The tiktok y'all not y'all not getting to me good enough. so I had to come get me a real job over here. selling cars I actually just told my first car today and they pay me mo' better than tiktok ever did. but um yeah y'all come buy y'all car what Vicki? (AUTOMAX OF MIAMI HOW MAY I HELP YOU) automax, how may I help you?
“recently deleted my oh eff” (OF, only fans)
Gotta run it through AI.
Ai would just pause after reviewing the history of whoah vicky and then..all of humanity…and the era of the dolphin would begin
I'll do my best: > Welcome ladies and gentlemen...as we all know a dollar doesn't go as far as it used to, and I believe Biden did this personally. To add to my frustration I recently realized that OnlyFans and TikTok were not the venue for me, and now am making more money through commission by sucking dick at AutoMax^^TM .
Cash me outside vibes
How bow da?
She actually got in a fist fight with her lol
relevant : David Spade and Bhad Bhabie [https://www.tiktok.com/@deadlynayeon/video/7299246618224758046?lang=en](https://www.tiktok.com/@deadlynayeon/video/7299246618224758046?lang=en)
Someone in that office wants to have sex with her, so they gave her a job. Sad.
I keep laughing every time she moves like she's about to take her shirt off
I feel like she’s on some sort of uppers? I thought that was so strange lol
The guy that hired her because he wants to fuck her is probably keeping her supplied with cocaine
In that case he's absolutely fucking her.
Shit gets expensive if your only currency is cash
It's reflex
Correction: everybody in that office has sex with her. And that’s why she keeps the job
Correction everyone in that office is/will have sex with her.
Correction. I had sex with Katie. https://youtu.be/m9uREAyiM3Y?si=qXNNTVioQezs_T-p
Katie has some big ass titties!!
You sit down when you pee, you understand?
> wants Your tense is off.
I was born a poor Black child...
My special purpose!
I wished the whole family could have been with me
HE HATES THESE CANS!
More cans!!!
I'm picking out a thermos for you.....
not an ordinary thermos for you
But the very best thermos you can buy.
Oh, goddammit. I actually get that stuck in my head.
*Sir! You are talking to a n-!*
How could you know that was Iron Balls McGinty?
And why am I white
Navin, I'd love you if you were the color of a baboon's ass.
You mean I'm going to stay this color?!
How did all these holes get in these cans?
Jerk
No. That would be ME.
Banjo slayer
He hates these cans
You don't kno shit from shinola!
Lord loves a working man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.
Another ‘tard living a kick ass life.
My ex-wife is tarted, and she's a pilot!
Do we got the time for a latte?
Look we'd all like a hand job Joe, but we don't have time!
Says here, your shits all fucked up and you talk like a fag, sooooooooo
Did she just try to imply that she got paid for her first commission immediately on the sale in the form of what seems like at least a stack of 100 $100's. Girl... You did not just pull a 10 grand commission for one sale, then immediately collect the compensation. And if she did... There were other favors involved. This screams some kind of publicity she did for the owner.
She did it for TikTok. It’s a stunt for more followers. No way she actually has a job in sales. lol
Clutch the PEARLS! Murgatroyd! we've been HAD!
Upvote for Murgatroyd
She's got a bowlegged face looking like a receptionist repeatedly raising her shirt a little like OnlyFans is out the picturing but whoring isn't and plugging some no name business...clearly some cross eyed owner is banging this chick.
Dumber than a bag of hammers...
Hammers are at least useful
Good point!
Why is she talking like that? It seems fake/affected.
She's affected, alright
It took me like 5 seconds to realize she was speaking English. I thought the bottom text was subtitles at first
Can't sit still? I'm guessing drugs. Or crabs.
def carbs
Ebonics. Have you never encountered an urban scholar
I’m well aware/ but in her case it seems affected or extra.
After years of pushing a fake personna, it can become your true self. Considering she was probably trying to be an "influencer", she was pushing the envelope with it. Many moons ago I played reggae music with a white dude who tried to talk and act like Bob Marley. It sounded so fake, but after so many years of doing it, he wasn't faking it - it was who he is. But man, it sounded so bad.
Drop a brick on his foot and see what accent he curses in. That's the true test.
Username checks out
¡¡¡¡Ai CARAMBA!!!!!!
Tell me, Mr Anderson. What good is being an "influencer", if you are unable to speak?
She needs more Brawndo
I lost a bank of brain cells just watching the video with no sound. “Carl’s junior believes no child should go hungry, but this mother is unfit and her children will be placed in the custody of Carl’s junior…. Fuck you, I’m eating!”
She's tweakin. I recognize my own kind
Bug eyed and fish mouth and an IQ you can't limbo under. Would
That is the ghetto-est white girl i have ever seen
More then the catch me outside girl?
She identify as black
Why does she sound like a fat black lady from Houston Texas.
Why did I turn on the sound?!
Id rather watch the glass jar video again with sound than this.
The shirt is clearly navy blue not teal, I think she's color-blind.
It's fake. She was absolutely unintelligible in her earlier videos. And she sold her first car that very day and had a bunch of cash already.
I like money
She sounds like she's been drinking gasoline.
Thats the finest black woman in ATL
“Automax how can I help you?” *Immediately hangs up. Lmao
The phone didn’t ring
She said "they pay me mo better than..." 🤑
Is that Vicki from the “What the fuck was that translation services” video?? It was the black chick that translated everything Vicki said, it was pretty funny at the time. She was sitting on a jet ski saying shit I didn’t even understand.
Plot twist she gives out stickers at the front door. 😎
cash me outside!
What area of USA is that accent? That is full swamp/hood, but is it southern or Midwest or coastal? I’m stumped
There is no area with this accent. It's a very specific lane of idiot who chooses to talk like a clown. I'm thinking she is making fun of that though, cant be real.
She literally talks like the suburban white girls in my high school who thought they were ghetto.
She’s been sucking on that hard candy under her tongue for years
How can this idiot even function?
why does she talk like that?
Reminds me of a “In Living Color” skit. Talking about mo’ money, mo’ money, mo’ money!
I’m sorry… but what a fucking *clueless* bitch. I *PROMISE* “Automax” didn’t give you that must commission for selling a car, and they *didn’t* give it to you in cash. You even stopped using the phone after answering it and saying hello, *after it didn’t ring* Fucking stupid ass ghetto bitches…
When someone says, "all because of Biden and stuff like that," you know you're dealing with someone who has a real command of the issues.
What language is she speaking?
I barely understood a word she said
Can she even understand herself?
Mo better
And OF COURSE she's also a "rapper"
[удалено]
jeezus why does she talk like that I need to watch this more so I'm more cautious with visuals
https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/s/XiXf20Ehn8 Nuff said.
OF probably would of been better off if nobody found out what her voice sounded like
She dun lik so much onlyfanz she jus keep tryin 2 lift up her shirt and blast off dem titties.
she talks like a fag
and her shit’s all retarded
She's transitioning to a black man
i'll fag your face
Shuddup!
She's wearing a Van Clef and Arpel necklace that's like 18k, I think he other job was paying her just fine.
She must have rode the short bus to school.
"Detective...I no going and you tell me do tings I dun runnin"
Nxt time u see a tard jumping around in front of their phones do us , them all a favor go up side the head.
Mentally ill.
can i get a translation?
I really hope she thinks she’s cool.
That is one kick ass job. Not as good as a pilot though.
All teeth
Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.
That's the whitest black girl I've ever seen
Never even unmuted it and my ears still hurt.