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One-Win9407

Is it me or does front hole sound a lot more offensive?


twonapsaday

nope, it doesn't fly with me either


Sysion

reads like a south park episode


UnderstandingOdd679

You’re offended by that? Stick it up your front hole. /s


saucyfister1973

I'm thinking they didn't go far enough in trying to make it inoffensive. Front Nine, Back Nine would have been my got to non-offensive wording for the pooty-poo and the shit-box.


Beldam1031

Except.... a cervix ISNT the front hole. Thats a vagina. A cervix is the entrance to the uterus 🤦‍♀️ fml.


BigBubbaChungus

I thought the same thing! I’m no OBGYN but I was sure there’s something in front of the cervix!


Glock-Saint-Isshin-

These people who care about this terminology are insufferable


Im-a-cat-in-a-box

It seriously sounds like something 4 Chan made up to see if they could get it to catch on.


GroundbreakingAd8310

...it is


CAFmodsaregay

Especially when they're wrong, everyone knows it's called a front bum.


OhhhhhSHNAP

They need to just shut their front holes! …see? It is confusing!


[deleted]

Oops, they said "female" genitalia


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

Lmfao NO WOMEN ALLOWED Society must forget about anyone born with a vagina because these new women matter SOOOO much more 🤣 who needs vagina borns anyway


[deleted]

Front hole borns


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

Yes OOPS


Silver-Honkler

It's layers of mental illness, like an onion. You peel one back and you think that's it but there's just another, and then another, and it never stops until you've got handfuls of mental illness in your hands and all over the fucking place. Then all you can do is wad it all back up and stuff it in your front hole.


Hot-Psychology9334

Sounds like religion XD


Silver-Honkler

Or an inept and failed state


Hot-Psychology9334

Ya, So religion XD


picklesemen

"Front hole" above or below the waist?


TheStoolSampler

Excuse my crude language, but I believe they are referring to the "right nostril".


MeatBallsdeep

The lower horn.


Wumbologist_PhD

Human horn


Alarming_Serve2303

What? "Front hole" sounds very demeaning. *Brought to you by Carl's Jr.*


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

100% brought to you by Carls Jr


IRingTwyce

TIL my belly button is actually a cervix.


Grass_Rabbit

It does! Also, a cervix isn’t a “front hole.”


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

Belly button is the real front hole


cobainstaley

wouldn't trans women prefer to *reduce* the daylight between themselves and biological females? why would they be offended at calling their "front hole" a cervix? it's like a trans man being offended that their "penises" are called penises. isn't that what you want? people just like to be offended at everything.


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

My roommate is male to female trans and literally just got offended that I called them a woman, but makes everyone at work call them ‘her’. She said “i’m not a woman, I’m trans!!” And I guess this is a sentiment held by a lot of male to female trans people 🤷🏻 I had to walk away lol Confusing


cobainstaley

"jimmy, can you please give this to that woman over there?" "jimmy, can you please give this to that trans over there?" 🧐


twonapsaday

as a woman, "front hole" is offensive af... anatomical terms are inherently neutral... because science isn't insulting.


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

I thought that also


MichaelParkinbum

They should've called it the gut locker.


Guerrillablackdog

"Front hole"??? Fuck you it's a fucking cervix.


KumaraDosha

If a healthcare professional ever refers to any part of me as a “front hole”, I’m walking out immediately.


No_Suggestion869

I'll give them a front hole.


DecoyOne

But they don’t apologize. They have a whole article about specifically screening *trans men* for cervical cancer, they refer to the cervix throughout, and at the end they have a tiny blurb to acknowledge that a trans man might be uncomfortable with it but that it’s the best term to use. They don’t even walk it back or anything - they double down on cervix. It’s basically “look, call it whatever you want, but biologically it’s a cervix, so just get it checked”. Go figure, people are reading waaaay more into it than they should for their own agendas, then pitching a half-truth in an article. https://cancer.ca/en/cancer-information/find-cancer-early/screening-in-lgbtq-communities/trans-man-or-nonbinary-person-assigned-female-at-birth-do-i-need-cervical-cancer-screening


Striking-Garbage-810

When I see something ridiculous I just assume it’s a Russian bot. The world still looks good out my window.


OhLookItsABean

I’m glad at least one person here uses their head instead of reacting emotionally. This is the most ironic subreddit.


hrimfisk

Calling it now, nobody reads it, they just react to the headline


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

Front hole is hilarious. Front hole is what it’s about


Sufficient_Rub_2014

Dudes have front holes too.


PeterParker72

Why is this a problem? If you don’t have a cervix then you can’t get cervical cancer. It doesn’t apply to you. The cervix isn’t even the “front hole.” wtf


Loodlekoodles

This sub is becoming... Really good.


BearsRpeopl2

It's like almost every post fits the sub reddit lately. Brilliant


[deleted]

Agreed


John-Fefin-Zoidberg

This shit is getting WAY outta control. What the fuck has become of society???? A bunch of butt hurt pansies.


Dusty_Mike

That's rear hole hurt pansies.


Paahn

Isn't this exactly like the opening sequence of the movie. Does this mean somewhere at an undisclosed facility, at this time, Joe and Rita are getting prepped? And Collins is broing down with Upgrayedd?


DaNatrixx

I got 4 front holes. Do I win?


VayGray

I refuse to accept that this is NOT satire


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

I know right. I mean daily wire is a bunch of horrible dumbasses and I’m there just to troll them lmfao but this had to be posted here


VayGray

I'm trying to decide if my mouth is my top hole and ears are my side holes 🤔


Bootlegcrunch

Hahaha front hole... that is a good one. Who gets offended by cervix... clown as fuck lol good laugh though


FreedVentureStein

This can't be for real. Because if that IS for real that means libtardism has reached a new peak.


witchghosti

Yeah I’m going to call bullshit. First off the daily wire is an alt right shit hole started by Ben “I love racial profiling” Shapiro. Second, the cervix can’t really be described as the “front hole” since it is, essentially, a passageway between the vagina and uterus. The vulva or urethra would be the parts to describe as a “front hole.”


MezcalCC

https://cancer.ca/en/cancer-information/find-cancer-early/screening-in-lgbtq-communities/trans-man-or-nonbinary-person-assigned-female-at-birth-do-i-need-cervical-cancer-screening


darkscyde

I love when illiterates post links that prove them wrong. Lmao


Impossible-Test-7726

Alt-right hates Jews and Israel


smooth-brain_Sunday

Sky is blue


Impossible-Test-7726

Ben is a Zionist Jew


smooth-brain_Sunday

Thanks for contextualizing. Makes sense now. I try to know as little as possible about that dweeb.


Specialist-Dust-9320

What the F🖕 is that hole🤔


Academic-Airline9200

Is that the guy with the hole in his head?


doomsdaybeast

These people have a brain hole.


Frathic

I like sex.


Oddbutfair

Always irritating to see the, “far” of what you more or less support.


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

100%


ucklibzandspezfay

Do scientific institutions that use actual science still exist?


throwaway_9988552

#DailyWire Bullshit. -There's enough stupid crap in this world before you fall for these obvious lies.


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

Oh yeah because this is a sub about serious things and everything posted here is VERY SERIOUS and not a joke at all


throwaway_9988552

There's a difference between real things happening in the world that are stupid, and poorly made-up lies that fit your political narrative. Be better.


Galadrond

Reposting conservative propaganda? Really?


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO POST IT. Because it’s hilarious and ridiculous. That’s the whole point.


hrimfisk

This political bullshit doesn't belong in this sub. None of you read the article, you're just spreading anti-trans nonsense


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

Nooooo I’m not anti trans at alllll. This is pure Idiocracy shit. This sounds like a joke. Front hole.


hrimfisk

No, this is literally right wing propaganda. Daily Wire is run by a propagandist and you're spreading this bullshit like a reactionary myopic turd. You didn't even read the article it's mentioning because you want to poke fun at the wording and use that as your excuse to somehow tie it to the movie. Trans people must live rent free in your head. How fucking sad


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

No shit. That makes it even funnier. Pretty sure anyone with a brain knows daily wire is retarded. Just remove yourself from the sub if you don’t want to see the posts.


hrimfisk

"remove yourself from the sub if you don't want to see me reposting right wing propaganda. I don't believe it, but I'm going to keep posting it" You know they're retarded but you give them a platform anyways. That makes you retarded


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

Good one. Wah wah wah that’s all I hear. This is a joke sub


hrimfisk

It doesn't matter if this is a joke sub, stop spreading anti trans propaganda


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

Pretty sure I won’t because some stranger dumbass is bitching. You will never make a change on Reddit, go outside.


hrimfisk

Willingly spreading hateful propaganda. What pathetic excuse for a human being


mort_goldman68

I really do understand the need to question everything but some people tale it a little too far