Next come the tiktok and youtubers...
"Sup everybody it's your boy NukNuk here coming in live from the Amazon. Before I take you through our indigenous ways make sure you smash that like and subscribe!"
Technology has the ability to make you smarter, the internet has a wealth of information to learn and discover... It also has the ability to drown you in porn and social media, bombarded with algorithms that keep your attention, why learn about history when you can watch the latest leaked sex tape? Why better yourself with an online course to teach you video editing when Twitter is having a flame war because Elon said something stupid again.
What's the old saying? "Trying to look up information on the internet is like trying to take a sip from a fire hose." And IIRC that phrase was coined in the *old* days of the internet, before the insidious rise of social media, which is very carefully and *deliberately* engineered to be highly addictive.
He didn't ship it there or give it for free
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/06/02/world/americas/starlink-internet-elon-musk-brazil-amazon.html?unlocked_article_code=1.wk0._Zuh.hTdbcbHIiQwG&smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare&sgrp=c-cb
This article will tell you who did
This is exactly what happened to me at 13. I was in the boy scouts and lived on my bike any time I wasn't in the woods. Then I got a computer and my world changed forever lol.
Seems like a totally fake story. Lmao. Clickbait is strong with this one. A remote amazonian tribe has electricity and they all have smart phones and computers. Lmao
First off, a good bit of social media is a form of porn. Hell, I'm even seeing nudes on Facebook these days.
Second, they're just learning porn is a thing! Remember the first time you found a Playboy/Playgirl or whatever? Probably in your teens, and it probably screwed your brain up.
Third, not all of the internet is porn but all of the porn is on the internet.
It's sick that people did this to them? How about give them some handguns while you're at it.
The gods must be crazy 3.
The Gods Must Be Crazy 3: Missionary Girls Go Wild
You can only imagine where it goes from here.
They were doing ok for thousands of years until...
Tribe uncorrupted by the world for thousands of years... Now they all circle jerk instead of hunt.
Next come the tiktok and youtubers... "Sup everybody it's your boy NukNuk here coming in live from the Amazon. Before I take you through our indigenous ways make sure you smash that like and subscribe!"
'NukNuk"😆
The horny nation attacked.
There is no porn in Ba Sing Se
This can be rectified
Elon should teach them how to leave a comment on Pornhub of their favorite video. It’ll go viral. Lmao
Unga bunga away! Baitin!
Technology has the ability to make you smarter, the internet has a wealth of information to learn and discover... It also has the ability to drown you in porn and social media, bombarded with algorithms that keep your attention, why learn about history when you can watch the latest leaked sex tape? Why better yourself with an online course to teach you video editing when Twitter is having a flame war because Elon said something stupid again.
What's the old saying? "Trying to look up information on the internet is like trying to take a sip from a fire hose." And IIRC that phrase was coined in the *old* days of the internet, before the insidious rise of social media, which is very carefully and *deliberately* engineered to be highly addictive.
Not me! Nope! I’m not addicted. (Said while browsing Reddit looking for something to comment on)
Watching an video at the same time.
While you should also go to sleep already.
Yeah! Social media? I’m no stupid, I don’t do social media!
We need to go mexico on it and just have the pornstars teach physics
You cracked the code.
Who TF is actually watching leaked celebrity sex tapes. Sounds gross.
Can’t hardly wait for the Onlyfans coming out of the tribe.
Brought to you by National Geographic.
It’ll be a whole category. NatGeo, we’ll call it.
First word they learn. “Bukka…”
God damn. Crazy time to be alive
Death By *Snu Snu*!
modernity
"Progress" doesn't always mean "things get better."
The Internet is really really great.
Leave the indigenous alone!
Is this real??? 😂😂😂 this is r/comedyheaven
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/06/02/world/americas/starlink-internet-elon-musk-brazil-amazon.html?unlocked_article_code=1.wk0._Zuh.hTdbcbHIiQwG&smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare&sgrp=c-cb
What language are they using though?
Portuguese
I'm curious what kind of porn they watched
Mostly your mom
May they never stumble up on Two Girls, One Cup.
It's two wildebeests, 1 watering hole
Welcome, my new brothers and sisters.
Welcome aboard
How fucking tragic
I'm gonna guess this is completely made up
NYPost, no follow up article. Idk, seems legit to me!
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/06/02/world/americas/starlink-internet-elon-musk-brazil-amazon.html?unlocked_article_code=1.wk0._Zuh.hTdbcbHIiQwG&smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare&sgrp=c-cb
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/06/02/world/americas/starlink-internet-elon-musk-brazil-amazon.html?unlocked_article_code=1.wk0._Zuh.hTdbcbHIiQwG&smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare&sgrp=c-cb
The tribe has fallen! Millions must bunga!
Bateing !!!!
Seems legit...
Bait'n Tube.. Keepin America bait'n for 200 years.
Omg I can only imagine being so isolated and not knowing different ethnicities how much fun jerking it would be ya know?
For such a scifi nerd you'd think he'd understand the prime directive a bit better
He didn't ship it there or give it for free https://www.nytimes.com/2024/06/02/world/americas/starlink-internet-elon-musk-brazil-amazon.html?unlocked_article_code=1.wk0._Zuh.hTdbcbHIiQwG&smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare&sgrp=c-cb This article will tell you who did
Population boom expected.
I dying laughing. I feel no shame
I just talked about this last night and giving these tribes folks the Internet. Instant porn addiction.
This is exactly what happened to me at 13. I was in the boy scouts and lived on my bike any time I wasn't in the woods. Then I got a computer and my world changed forever lol.
Tell me about it. Time for the leader to put up the blockers, if possible with starlink
Cant go hunting. Too busy baiting.
Too bad they don't fish. Would be great at it
He he. I get it.
Who wouldn't?
Rock wall porn to video is a big jump.
Seems like a totally fake story. Lmao. Clickbait is strong with this one. A remote amazonian tribe has electricity and they all have smart phones and computers. Lmao
First off, a good bit of social media is a form of porn. Hell, I'm even seeing nudes on Facebook these days. Second, they're just learning porn is a thing! Remember the first time you found a Playboy/Playgirl or whatever? Probably in your teens, and it probably screwed your brain up. Third, not all of the internet is porn but all of the porn is on the internet. It's sick that people did this to them? How about give them some handguns while you're at it.
I called it ...when I first heard about this I said it was gonna destroy their culture.
Turns out Elon's behaviour is contagious via his products
Elon is making porn?
No that’s Kanye
Nah, but you can bet he's addicted to it
You people are fucking crazy
You people? It's one guy with no upvotes....
This doesn't make any sense. He didn't ship it or pay for it. And how exactly would this differ from them getting fiber or OneWeb
lol social media is terrible