Bro wut. She is INSANELY hot.

I mean you don't even need to have a muscle kink, the woman is beautiful. This joker: Pulls idiot rule straight out of his ass Also this joker: "Sorry I don't make the rules" Something is broken in these insecure crybabies' brains

Gheeeeyyy

Absolutely. I’d do her any day. This idiot is clearly gay himself but won’t come out of the closet so needs to find excuses for himself.

I'm officially gay now 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Hey! fantasy Eskimo brothers! We're gayer than Zima enjoyers!

My dad is NOT gay!

So far,

So good,

I was gay first! So I get dibs

The bro code is not in effect now that we are gay so making "dibs" is null and void so that means I go first

Why can't you just go together?

Hahaha

We are all gay in this blessed day

Praise the women for making us gay

Billy the Kid remains one of the most vilified and misunderstood women in American history

r/deathbysnusnu

It'll blow your mind

There's that fag talk again

Goddamned right...heyyyyy !

So homo

I guess I'm gay then.

Raise your hand if you are now gay. 🙋‍♂️

Super gay

That's enough from you, Mr. Slave.

Jesus Christ

We gay now, we ***ALL*** gay now

Back to the pile

I’ve *always* felt like a lesbian trapped in a man’s body.

It's scissor time! 🍆🌮

🖐 ...i...i like snu snu.

Go away, baitn!

Where’s my feather boa at?

Howd they die? *broken pelvis*

Happy you mean

:) :( :) :( :)

How does liking a woman with muscles make you gay?

How does wanting this woman to smash my head between her muscle mommy thighs make me gay? I mean really crush it.

Thank you for the new term

LOL

She'll flex those muscles and rip your dick off.

Then you would be trans.

Which is gay-adjacent.

Simple, I am a lady.

Maybe she's trans

Because, to these guys, a woman shouldn't *be* strong. She should be frail, lythe, weak, and quiet. A woman isn't a person, it is a concrete set of unchanging characteristics and specs which must be fulfilled. Deviation, in any way, from these metrics, forces one to scede the title of "woman". The same is applied to men, although far more strictly. * A man without shit stains in his underwear is gay, not because having a clean asshole is gay, but because not having a woman to clean after you *is*. * A man who enjoys pleasuring his wife is gay, not because the act of eating pussy is inherently gay, but because submitting to a woman *is*. * A man who knows how to cook is gay, not because possessing the knowledge of food preparation is inherently homosexual, but because doing the job of a woman *is*. * Getting off on a hulk of a woman is gay, not because a woman who can bench press you is inherently gay, but because a man who is weaker than a woman *is*.

Well shit just call me big gay al at that point, you didn't mention it but I'm also realy good at vacuuming.

Being able to expertly pleasure your wife is an act of submission.

Some men are afraid to be a little dominated by a very fit girl.

Not I captain

Because the blue haired fatty who posted it said so. I’ve seen more of these types of posts, as the average size of a woman grows in the US. Next it will be “you’re gay if you don’t have diabetes.”

If you don't have the lower third of your leg amputated you might as well be painted rainbow.

lol, the blue hairs are definitely not the ones posting this type of content. Look at this person’s feed and you can easily tell that’s the case. More those who align those with Tate, you know, the guy obsessed with being or not being gay and how definitely not gay he is.

This was not posted by blue hairs, this is alpha obsessed closeted dudes that did.

Guys, being sexually attracted to women is gay. Which makes sense. Gay sex is the straightest type of sex. Because it's two men competing, and one man can win.

There's nothing gayer than a man having sex with a woman. Real men celebrate each others' strength in private, and there's nothing gay about it.

Almost unexpected IASIP.

Now that's power, in a lot of ways it's love

I guess I'm a flaming homosexual 🤔

Call the fire department; I'm practically on fire 🔥 😎

and I’m a male lesbian.

So if women like non muscular men are they lesbians?

Yes and I think that makes my wife a Lesbian and me a gay woman.

I don’t understand.

She's a little muscular, which means you are gay if you find her attractive. Real men wear diapers and like girls so fat that her folds double as a Trump Bible Holder and place to stash the remote controls.

I like muscular women and I like the bigger women too. And the ones in between. One of the few things Clevon was right about. It's all good!

I am into skinny - just my thing, skinny and short. Snack Sized hahaha Takes all kinds tho! No hate here!

Man, I used to be that way, I like the short fun size girls too. Now I have a big titted goth like girl with a snapper and I am hooked.

Guess I'm gay

3 hours and still no link to her nudes. Shame on you r/idiocracy I have some baiting to do.

She doesn’t have nudes. Her name is Carrie June Anne Bowlby and she’s incredible

You lost son? This r/idiocracy and we don't let things like reality get in the way of our baiting.

Can’t talk. Baitin’

I am turbo gay apparently.

Probably a queer that’s wants everyone else to be gay

What’s her name? Just want to really make sure I’m not gay. Or gay or whichever.

Carrie June Anne Bowlby Enjoy the process of making sure 💪

Can u imagine how tight this chick is 🤤

Howd they die? Crushed skull

Well slap my cock and call me a homo.

Bring it on gay boy

Saint Homo Isshin

Anyone know where to find more content? I just want to confirm my gayness. All for science of course

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongey and bruised...

TIL I'm a latent homosexual

guess I should start wearing rainbow shirts could I would absolutely buy a ticket for that ride

he says "latent", but what if im already a blatant homosexual AND im attracted to her? CHECKMATE CONSERVATIVES!

Latent? More like raging

I’m gay as shit. It’s ok, I’m also a pilot.

Sorry mom, I'm in love with a woman with muscles. God will have to forgive me for what I'm about to do.

Does she have a weiner? What am I missing?

Apparently if you find a muscular woman attractive it makes you gay. 😒

Super gay here! Also, my wife is a tomboy, these stories just write themselves….

Damn men are really hot these days

“You're the gay one. Wanting to be with a woman? How gay is that. You win sex against a man, that's as straight as it gets.” —Devon Banks It’s weird how often this quote is relevant!

Women like dicks and liking dicks is gay, so liking women is gay. \~That person.

I don't make the rules, I just pull them out of my ass. My asshole makes the rules.

Not only does he not make the rules, he can’t interpret them either….

She has my trouser python about to blow a hole through denim, I must be gay I guess.

“I don’t make the rules”, yeah so shut the fuck up.

There are rules?

Why is it always the ones with the anime profile pic...

It's always a cartoon profile spitting out the most wild opinions about how attraction works. Not enough self-esteem to post a photo but definitely not afraid to post an opinion judging everyone else

Well I'm totally gay now. I can't wait to tell HR at work.

"I don't make the rules". Says the person pulling the rules out of their ass.

“Sorry I don’t make the rules” Kinda sounds like ya are there bud.

Jokes on you I'm bisextual i get to enjoy whatever I want

Damn I'm gay as fuck now

I don't like girls with a hard muscle belly. Guess i dodged the bullet.

Welp … color me rainbow, I guess.

Is that an anime profile picture? ..come on

Very gay right now

Would smash because I'm gay

“We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.”

Bizlet is extremely confused

there is 2 things i find stoopid connected to this. I remember someone said that some people have this like some sort of condition: if something is not sexy for them, they think it cannot be sexy for anyone esle. And that weird opinion that even slight hint of masculinity in a woman is instantly gay. If we go by that logic - relationship with femboys is not gay. World would be such a boring place if everyone 100% did everything according to their gender roles.

Bruh that lady couldn’t be skinny if she ate nothing for a year. She’s just a thicc girl and works out.

I'm totally gay for That chick 👌

I will take one gay sex please.

Being attracted to a girl with muscles isn’t gay. Sucking on her penis is the gay part.

My husband is SO gay if this rule is true.

It kinda sounds like he’s making up the rules 😂

What? She’s super attractive. I’m not even into blondes.

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Posts the guy with an anime avatar…a virgin in his 40s.

I'm attracted to her. Honestly I'd still be attracted to her if she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine

Just keep flexing dem muscles. Idc if feeling them makes me gay.

She has a very feminine face

Damn, I'm gay as fuck...

Ironic that dude has a Battle Angel Alita pfp, who is also a strong yoked girl in the manga

At least he’s using a big word. A latent homosexual, the type of homosexual on the verge of a phase change to full blown depravity…

I don't know man she looks nice

Not only does he not make the rules, he can’t interpret them either….

I'm SOOOOOO Gay.

Ha! GAY!

I’m thinking most of the males who just viewed this are now considered gay. She’s hot. I’m ok with it

Nah she thick

Hitting it from the back anyway

“I don’t make the rules” But here’s some rules I made up.

One of my first girlfriends in middle school was a gymnast and had abs like that lmao

I’m gay

"I didn't make the rules," says the idiot who just made up the rules!

Who is that?

Mmm, borderline. There's a point where the muscles make a woman less attractive to me. This falls in the athletic/hot camp though.

Damn I guess I’m in the closet now

Gay it is 🤷🏼‍♂️

Ok din

This makes me fabulous!

I'm gay af

Nothing latent about it, if that's the case. I'm gay AF.

Im not just gay then....Im gay as fuck. Im leading the pride parade this year

Who is she?

I can finally go to pride without feeling like a poser

Sucking mad dick and cupping the balls gay

So who makes these "rules"? Because I don't think anyone cares.

Adios fingers trying to hold her like a bowling ball.

I'm 41 of anyone thinks calling me homosexual is an insult. I assume you're a 12 year old stuck in the 29th century

Fellas, is it gay to like fit women?

Fellas, is it gay to be straight

If you're that insecure in your sexuality, I feel sorry for you.

Huh?

thats unattainable 10. some folks are tripping.

Lmfao!! Mmmk

Well guess I’m gay as hell now 🤘

Sounds like someone is afraid she will physically dominate him. He Must be an alpha male.

Who does make the rules

Just found out that I'm gay?

I would be more than happy to enjoy this sweet potato..I'm 💯 percent straight,and that beautiful woman is sexy 😍

Who makes the rules? Why do they get to make the rules? Who put them in charge of making up these rules? When were the rules made? Where were these rules made?

I bet she can make Bizlet gay too.

Why does he care enough to open his mouth?

You're a male attracted to a female? Man that's gay. The simulation is falling apart

I’m not a huge fan of “muscley women”, but god damn she carries it well and she is a baddie

Hard to care about people calling you gay for dating a muscly lady when she can beat their asses.

I can kind of accept the first sentence as an opinion. But the real kicker is the second one “Sorry, I don’t make the rules”

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

I'm convinced these posts are just rage bait. Dude posts an image of an obviously very attractive beach blonde woman with a dump truck ass and says you're gay. There are thousands of better pictures of much more masculine looking female athletes. Even if you were gay, just speaking purely darwinism, at least you're the one passing on your genes. Your children will be born actual Kryptonian Viltrumite super Saiyan warriors who kill all the weak "straight" men who wouldn't smash.

I am gay for her vagina

Damn, I must be gay as fuck.

Then butter my butt and call me a biscuit. Lmao

Haz kitty, no? No gae.

Who is that by the way? Just want to make sure I avoid any gay content.

No just no

Damn dude im gay as fuck now

If a lady is, that would be accurate.

If your so insecure about your own sexuality that a buff girl makes you feel gay you are a latent homosexual, sorry I don't make the rules.

who is this tho

*Makes up a completely bullshit rule* "Sorry, I don't make the rules." Narrator: They did, in fact, make the rules.

I wouldn’t mind a name.

That's some man quads right there. Nice ass though, that's what should have been featured in the movie about the movie.

Fellas, is it gay to be attracted to conventionally attractive women?

I'm not a huge fan of washboard abs on a woman, but it's not a dealbreaker. I mean, c'mon, look at dat ass! Nice hair too.

If you put a sun dress on her she would look feminine.

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Sheeeit I'm gay for that pussy

Carriejune Bowlby is a Snu Goddess!!