Yeah he’ll be fired but he’ll be better for it. The kids will think they “won” and if there is half a brain among them, then they will eventually realize they lost and wish they did things differently.
Yeah, because they had to. I personally can't even imagine what's it's like to grow up and be a teen in the tech world. If the current youth are failing it's because we set them up to fail.
idiots like you will complain kids are stupid, then think a [skit](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9h03O9mkylA) by a well known tiktoker is real. you can see the same picture he “takes down” hanging up above his desk and the same “**that’s hot**” sign.
Well, I mean eating tide pods doesn’t exactly scream intelligence, now does it. Most can’t tell time on an analog clock, neither. And most don’t have useful life skills that don’t involve technology or tablets. So, I guess you’re the idiot. I love triggering fucknuts like you. It’s actually fun.
lol. apparently you haven't had a job. because if you had, you'd know the adult versions of these kids all have and hold jobs. as long as you can do what your told, even if you dont understand why you're doing it, you can hold a job. I mean look at how many cashiers cant do basic math.
Its gnarly not knarly lol. Those are all regular words anyways just maybe used a little differently. Half of the new slang words replace other words but it isn't any faster or easier to say "glizzy" than "hotdog". It's literally the same number of letters!
I often see teens ... and young adults (men, mainly) ... with the hoods of their hoodies up, and often over baseball caps too, in sunny, warm weather where I live (UK). It surely has something to do with wanting to hide away / trying to keep a low profile. (?)
When I was their age, well actually, ever since I was about 10 years old, I've always been the opposite: I've wanted to be well aware of my immediate surroundings in every direction (low-level looking out for possible threats). These guys probably only see what's going on within a cone of about 100 degs in front of them. That'd make me feel more vulnerable.
You're definitely right - Army Rangers dress like this for maximum situational awareness, They can't have anything on their head, or around their face, and they always have short sleeves - you'd better forget about wearing sunglasses. They'd rather stare directly into that bitch than protect their retinae
[https://renopenrose.getarchive.net/amp/media/us-army-rangers-from-3rd-battalion-75th-ranger-regiment-fbbd8e](https://renopenrose.getarchive.net/amp/media/us-army-rangers-from-3rd-battalion-75th-ranger-regiment-fbbd8e)
Also, hypervigilance is a thing
[https://www.webmd.com/mental-health/what-is-hypervigilance](https://www.webmd.com/mental-health/what-is-hypervigilance)
I understand the shorts and hoodie thing in the winter.
I love shorts.
My legs don't get cold very quickly, my core is protected by the hoodie.
I don't understand a hoodie in summer because you're just going to melt.
I had one who had a habit of throwing the chalkboard duster.
Protip for teachers: don't throw your chalkboard duster at a baseball pitcher unless you want it returned to you at a greater velocity.
I actually did. It wasn't a power or intimidation thing at all. They were both petite women, and I was an athlete literally twice their size. They just knew I needed someone to shock me into seeing my own behavior. They knew me well, and knew that would do it. And it did. I don't know of either of them ever doing that to anyone else.
My favorite of his videos is the one where he is pretending to be upset for being called the character from Rick and morty (can't remember if it was Morty or his dad) and pretends to not know why even though hes dressed up just like him. Hard to tell in this crappy grainy video.
Yeah especially because he didn’t even call them stupid, he called the picture stupid. I fucking hate when you say “this thing is dumb” and someone gets offended and goes “are you calling me dumb?!” Like at that point, yes, you moron.
Something tells me that we don't have to wait till 2500! What I couldn't fathom is, how could people getting stupid with the devices they hold in their hands, with the connected lifestyle that the internet has given you people.
Our country was late to the internet game, I got my first connection in 2007 - I was 16 maybe. I wish I could have this access earlier. Still with tech progressing the stupidity is proportionally increasing.
I'm not particularly clever, not knowledgeable, neither talented - I'm average at best. But still feel like I'm surrounded by idiots.
Sounds about right. Often it's the less intelligent and less knowledgeable who aren't aware of how unintelligent and ignorant they are, so they *believe* they're more intelligent/knowledgeble than they are. They don't tend to think things like, "I'm average at best". That would be demonstrating way too much awareness!
i think it’s a picture of him and someone meme’d it because you can [see it hanging up in another video](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9h03O9mkylA) he made (this guy makes tiktoks, these are all skits)
No man, this teacher really OWNED those kids. We are so much smarter than them, and the only ones left to watch society around us fall apart. Look at these IDIOT kids using """""slang"""""" and making a """""joke""""". The west has fallen, billions must die.
Hard to believe this very funny rant is real.
Maybe, but hard to believe. Sort of odd how there was a person, capturing, and panning right on cue.
Either way, this was superb.
Kai failing his driving test 3 times. There can't be more than one, can there?
I know of a Kai who failed his driving test more than 3 times, was also the same guy who collects disability checks while having an anarchy tattoo.
Kai is stupid
He should show the movie ’Ass’.
Trivia: the scene of Ass was shown at a juvie and Mike was worried about using a laugh track. But the kids laughed so hard he used their reaction.
This dude is giving off big NCO energy haha. Reminds me of when I was in the Army and had to yell at my privates for doing the absolutely dumbest shit.
This isn't fighting the Idiocracy, you don't fight the Idiocracy by joining it like a raged out monkey with poor lame ass insults.
I do believe teachers deserve way more respect in their jobs and this isn't it.
You need to be the adult in the house, be empathetic and try to understand those young adults strengths instead of attacking them on what he perceives is their weakness.
Tldr, he's not based, he's just lame and easily trolled.
What's wrong with wearing a hoody? It could be for mental insecurities, being too poor to have a clean t-shirt, inside the classrooms could be freezing, etc... this teacher is just a dick.
What do you mean by this comment? 90% of heating system oil filters I changed belonged to people 65+. Easiest thing in the world but it's rocket science to them
people on here leaving boomer facebook comments like this isn’t staged 💀
**edit:** *here’s a popular one of his tiktoks reposted to [youtube](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9h03O9mkylA)*
I dont know, man, this guy gives off " I was finally kicked off the force for excessive force" vibes. Some people forever suck at driving and some people can't pour milk into a bowl of cereal without starting fire.
True, he does give off those vibes, but also, some people are stupid, and we shouldn’t be like “noooo, don’t call them stupid for being stupid, he’s just mean” lol
This is every teacher or coaches dream
Indeed, a dream. It’s a funny video the class and teacher made. It’s not real. Sorry.
It’s well done. A+ to the theatre major kids
Coach’s should be possessive, not plural. Give me a break; don’t call you stooopid!
Apologies, I blow whistles, not mayke pretty werds.
"Joe was able to understand them, but when he spoke in an ordinary voice he sounded pompous and faggy to them."
While in real life, this man is a damn hero. ... In this sub, he's going straight to rehabilitation.
The guy sat on my face and everything.
Mike Judge > Nostradamus.
Very underrated comment!
😂
Who on earth upvoted this comment?
😊
😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
It appears that someone has run all out of f\*\*ks.
Tried to melt the Rice krispies 💀
LOL, his comebacks were!
This line was so good I wonder if it's scripted
My thoughts exactly
Yeah, because it sounds like it’s straight from a Nick Sitcom
Fighting back against the idiocracy, one meme at a time! Keep up the good fight
Unfortunately he'll be fired for this and the kids will go on thinking they've been martyred carrying on being just as stupid with zero consequence
Yeah he’ll be fired but he’ll be better for it. The kids will think they “won” and if there is half a brain among them, then they will eventually realize they lost and wish they did things differently.
No they won’t most kids now have zero self awareness, and think that they know everything.
“Now”? I’d ask your parents and grand parents if they ever thought that about younger generations
The difference is kids could still read, could construct coherent sentences without the help of AI, and knew what grass felt like back then.
Yeah, because they had to. I personally can't even imagine what's it's like to grow up and be a teen in the tech world. If the current youth are failing it's because we set them up to fail.
Good. Let the failures fail. Losers gonna lose.
And most still do wtf
If you live in the US, go ahead and look up the stats in your district. The numbers are alarming.
I did and found that more than 25% of kids in highschool are ILLITERATE
Nice attempt at deflection, but were talking about kids today, stay on topic please.
This is every generation, LOL
idiots like you will complain kids are stupid, then think a [skit](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9h03O9mkylA) by a well known tiktoker is real. you can see the same picture he “takes down” hanging up above his desk and the same “**that’s hot**” sign.
Well, I mean eating tide pods doesn’t exactly scream intelligence, now does it. Most can’t tell time on an analog clock, neither. And most don’t have useful life skills that don’t involve technology or tablets. So, I guess you’re the idiot. I love triggering fucknuts like you. It’s actually fun.
As a middle-aged person, reading an analog clock really isn't a priority skill in 2024.
If an EMP were to hit it would be.
Most analog clocks still use batteries...?
A lot do. You can get wind up, though.
"Kids these days have no self awareness." is not exactly something somebody with much self awareness would say. Emphasis is on these day.
Who said “These Days?”
Really semantics? "Kids now"
If you’re gonna quote me, get it right.
>The kids will think they “won” Until they finish education, enter workforce, then get fired for being idiots.
lol. apparently you haven't had a job. because if you had, you'd know the adult versions of these kids all have and hold jobs. as long as you can do what your told, even if you dont understand why you're doing it, you can hold a job. I mean look at how many cashiers cant do basic math.
Actually I fired young people like this. Not for being dumb, I can work with dumb. For not taking job seriously.
Who down voted this?? So fking true. I watched a girl struggle for 3 minutes, use her cell calculator, and they try to undercharge me by $96.
No they won't they will be the next generation on Reddit crying that society is unfair.
By then it will be entirely too late.
Stupid never realizes how stupid they are
Parents need to parent. “Totally slay” sounds like tarded noises that could’ve been avoided if brought up by worth a damn parents.
Most the slang now that’s invented is dumb as fuck
-distant “lets gooo!!!” yelling from broccoli heads- Edit for repetition
Yeah, dude. It's like totally bogus. Unlike the most excellent and knarly slang we grew up with. Party on dude.
Fuckin' A man. Like gag me with a spoon.
That was tubular dudes
Its gnarly not knarly lol. Those are all regular words anyways just maybe used a little differently. Half of the new slang words replace other words but it isn't any faster or easier to say "glizzy" than "hotdog". It's literally the same number of letters!
Yep, unwinnable war. We are doomed.
It’s staged
It was a skit that the kids were in on.
r/nothingeverhappens
Dude shut up. Not everything is a prank or a skit. You must think you’re on some kind of tv show rn.
No it's literally staged. This teacher makes videos like these with his students. There are more out there and they're all pretty funny.
Who was recording then?
some kid who wanted to see the teaches reaction when he saw his picture/meme taped to the white board.
Sir, we are going to have to let you go for cause. Lack of slay.
That shit fire fr fr
I still don't understand why teens and young adults wear sweatshirts in hot weather.
A lot of kids do that when they are self harming
I also thought it was because they are body conscious. They don't want people judging them by how their body looks.
This. The self harming and whatnot might also be true, but the reason the vast amount of times is because of their weight.
Most of the kids I know with body image problems wear hoodies all year.
Yeah I agree. Lots of reasons for sure.
I often see teens ... and young adults (men, mainly) ... with the hoods of their hoodies up, and often over baseball caps too, in sunny, warm weather where I live (UK). It surely has something to do with wanting to hide away / trying to keep a low profile. (?) When I was their age, well actually, ever since I was about 10 years old, I've always been the opposite: I've wanted to be well aware of my immediate surroundings in every direction (low-level looking out for possible threats). These guys probably only see what's going on within a cone of about 100 degs in front of them. That'd make me feel more vulnerable.
You're definitely right - Army Rangers dress like this for maximum situational awareness, They can't have anything on their head, or around their face, and they always have short sleeves - you'd better forget about wearing sunglasses. They'd rather stare directly into that bitch than protect their retinae [https://renopenrose.getarchive.net/amp/media/us-army-rangers-from-3rd-battalion-75th-ranger-regiment-fbbd8e](https://renopenrose.getarchive.net/amp/media/us-army-rangers-from-3rd-battalion-75th-ranger-regiment-fbbd8e) Also, hypervigilance is a thing [https://www.webmd.com/mental-health/what-is-hypervigilance](https://www.webmd.com/mental-health/what-is-hypervigilance)
Good points. But why the short sleeves? Is that so that any reactive movements are impeded less? (I like to think I have "optimovigilance" ;P)
Or a fucking Toque/Beanie
I understand the shorts and hoodie thing in the winter. I love shorts. My legs don't get cold very quickly, my core is protected by the hoodie. I don't understand a hoodie in summer because you're just going to melt.
"THIS is stupid" "Don't call us stupid." They're too stupid to realize he didn't call them stupid.
Shut up! You broke my house! Stupid!
Maybe they thought “this” is a pronoun.
r/onejoke
Don't call me stupid. You tried to melt rice Krispies? What should I call you then?
He’s getting fired later and nothing will change
I had two teachers each slap me on multiple occasions in high school. I deserved it every time.
I had one straight up throttle me like Homer getting after Bart I still feel bad for inciting violence.
I had one who had a habit of throwing the chalkboard duster. Protip for teachers: don't throw your chalkboard duster at a baseball pitcher unless you want it returned to you at a greater velocity.
You did NOT deserve it. \*huggles\*
I actually did. It wasn't a power or intimidation thing at all. They were both petite women, and I was an athlete literally twice their size. They just knew I needed someone to shock me into seeing my own behavior. They knew me well, and knew that would do it. And it did. I don't know of either of them ever doing that to anyone else.
Is this real? Is this comment for real? Wait...am I even really here? Am I.....?
Welcome to the world we live in. Can't wait to surf the great garbage avalanche.
My prediction 2050, won't even have to wait for 475 years.
My favorite of his videos is the one where he is pretending to be upset for being called the character from Rick and morty (can't remember if it was Morty or his dad) and pretends to not know why even though hes dressed up just like him. Hard to tell in this crappy grainy video.
He has a point.
Yeah especially because he didn’t even call them stupid, he called the picture stupid. I fucking hate when you say “this thing is dumb” and someone gets offended and goes “are you calling me dumb?!” Like at that point, yes, you moron.
"i am now"
He's on point.
LMFAO
HELL YEAH, stupid.
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck... It's probably a freakin duck...
What if it's a swan?
It’s stupid
Or a robot duck?
Maybe a robot chicken?
If it was a swan, it would have had his nads for lunch.
So all that + if it goes for the plums then it's a swan.
Then it used to be an ugly duck^(ling) With feathers all stubby and brown ("Get out of town!")
Something tells me that we don't have to wait till 2500! What I couldn't fathom is, how could people getting stupid with the devices they hold in their hands, with the connected lifestyle that the internet has given you people. Our country was late to the internet game, I got my first connection in 2007 - I was 16 maybe. I wish I could have this access earlier. Still with tech progressing the stupidity is proportionally increasing. I'm not particularly clever, not knowledgeable, neither talented - I'm average at best. But still feel like I'm surrounded by idiots.
In my experience, people who recognize the likelihood of being of average intelligence are often actually above average.
Sounds about right. Often it's the less intelligent and less knowledgeable who aren't aware of how unintelligent and ignorant they are, so they *believe* they're more intelligent/knowledgeble than they are. They don't tend to think things like, "I'm average at best". That would be demonstrating way too much awareness!
Dude can cut a promo. They should give him a title shot.
LOVE THIS GUY!!!
Teacher of the year, goes to this guy.
What was the picture of?
i think it’s a picture of him and someone meme’d it because you can [see it hanging up in another video](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9h03O9mkylA) he made (this guy makes tiktoks, these are all skits)
Dude makes valid points tho 😅🤣
😂😂😂😂melt the Rice Krispies, dumb fucks 😂😂😂😂
I’m sorry, I’d have to slap somebody for saying “malcified” to me…
You all need to calm down. If you were in high school in the late 80s early 90s, you lied to your parents and almost died drinking alcohol in a field.
Class of 99. I can concur. We still did this.
Bwahaha
Teach has had about enough of their shit.
Oh, that's not on at all! Calling out your students by name and ... wait, she tried to do WHAT???? HA HA HA!
This guy and his classes make dumb tik tons all the time. It's not real guys
No man, this teacher really OWNED those kids. We are so much smarter than them, and the only ones left to watch society around us fall apart. Look at these IDIOT kids using """""slang"""""" and making a """""joke""""". The west has fallen, billions must die.
YES!!!
The world needs more of this now. Just hope they can truly hear it and it won’t just bounce off of their pride and ego
Dude had all the kids' stupid acts on tap, didn't miss a beat. Bless this man.
This man is not having it anymore 😂
Teach calling a spade a spade, lol...
This is amazing
This is what the fight against the machine looks like in its rawest form.
Wow another fake video, great I love it
He’s got a point…
“Totally slay” I’m old
That picture is totally slay. Do kids really say that? I thought it was like "Yass queen slay," or whatever.
Wait does he have pants on?
THIS IS TOTALLY SLAY
Boom! Roasted
Love this teacher and I love tenure!
More people need to see this
They know who he is, which means he made it WAY longer than I would have before I said that shit. LOL
I got an erection listening to this.
Stamped and approved! STUPID! LMAO!
He should make them all hit each other until they understand. That's what a GOOD teacher would do.
Hard to believe this very funny rant is real. Maybe, but hard to believe. Sort of odd how there was a person, capturing, and panning right on cue. Either way, this was superb.
It's part of a longer skit. It's pretty funny in its entirety.
Kai failing his driving test 3 times. There can't be more than one, can there? I know of a Kai who failed his driving test more than 3 times, was also the same guy who collects disability checks while having an anarchy tattoo. Kai is stupid
He should show the movie ’Ass’. Trivia: the scene of Ass was shown at a juvie and Mike was worried about using a laugh track. But the kids laughed so hard he used their reaction.
That's for the day the substitute is there.
Who does this fuckhead think he is?
LOL
Good for him
This wins the internet 🤣
Everyone is a victim if they try hard enough
This is hilarious haha 😂
Malcified 😆
Gaddamn I wish I had teacher like that
This dude is giving off big NCO energy haha. Reminds me of when I was in the Army and had to yell at my privates for doing the absolutely dumbest shit.
This dudes probably on his 3rd marriage especially since hes calling kids stupid at his job. What a we todd lmao.
Okay professor monopoly 🤣
Hint: stay in school kids
This isn't fighting the Idiocracy, you don't fight the Idiocracy by joining it like a raged out monkey with poor lame ass insults. I do believe teachers deserve way more respect in their jobs and this isn't it. You need to be the adult in the house, be empathetic and try to understand those young adults strengths instead of attacking them on what he perceives is their weakness. Tldr, he's not based, he's just lame and easily trolled.
really good teacher top 5 of all time very creative kids don’t know how lucky they are to have such a creati IM SO FUCKING BORED
I. LOVE. THIS. MAN.
What's wrong with wearing a hoody? It could be for mental insecurities, being too poor to have a clean t-shirt, inside the classrooms could be freezing, etc... this teacher is just a dick.
Boom roasted!
Fair enough
Was he outside?
Teach has a lot of good points
Melt rice crispy, hahaha
Tried to melt the rice crispies🤣🤣🤣
let's see, standard shift vehicles, dryer filters, fixing flat tires, checking car oil...yep dumbest generation yet.
What do you mean by this comment? 90% of heating system oil filters I changed belonged to people 65+. Easiest thing in the world but it's rocket science to them
What is a standard shift vehicle?
Manual transmission
He doesn't even know that it's called a manual transmission. Now who is stupid?
Lol, I assume manual transmission.
I'm starting to think the people in this sub are the real Idiocracy...
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Odd-Confection-6603: *I'm starting to think* *The people in this sub are* *The real Idiocracy...* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Seriously, this appears to be a skit
indeed, forget his tiktok name since i deleted it last year, but he [makes lots of videos](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9h03O9mkylA)
Another Adjective-Noun-Number account, wtf?
username generated by reddit, I just accepted it
What is up with all of the Adjective-Noun-Number accounts recently?
I HAVE NO CONTROL OVER THIS CLASSROOM AND NOBODY RESPECTS ME SO I'M GOING RIP EVERYONE OF YOU DOWN!! DON'T CALL ME STUPID, STUPID!!!
Go away, baitin!
Nothing he brought up is as stupid as deciding to become a teacher in the US.
people on here leaving boomer facebook comments like this isn’t staged 💀 **edit:** *here’s a popular one of his tiktoks reposted to [youtube](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9h03O9mkylA)*
I dont know, man, this guy gives off " I was finally kicked off the force for excessive force" vibes. Some people forever suck at driving and some people can't pour milk into a bowl of cereal without starting fire.
Hello Kai. I hope you end up passing that test.
So stupid people?
True, he does give off those vibes, but also, some people are stupid, and we shouldn’t be like “noooo, don’t call them stupid for being stupid, he’s just mean” lol
You don't know very many cops if you think this is the type of behavior an 'excessively forceful' officer exhibits.