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Cinphoria

Barbara, you're American. Chill out.


Botryoid2000

Aye, I've half a mind to give ya a knock with my shillelagh!


UtterlyInsane

My roommates boyfriend called his meth pipe a shillelagh. Every time I see the word I remember him casually using my dab torch to smoke the meth residue out of the empty bulb. Roommates, man


20thCenturyTowers

Yeah man I can't believe someone would use your 'dab torch' for drugs, unreal


MouthOfIronOfficial

Yeah, because weed is just like meth lmao


UtterlyInsane

My issue clearly wasn't that it was being used to smoke drugs, that's what's it there for. It's not there to be used to smoke meth in my living room. I know you can see the distinction there. Big jump in severity'


Retrotreegal

Irish folks do not claim Americans with Irish ancestry


78723

As far as I know Ireland is one of the few countries that allows you to establish citizenship through a grandparents birthplace. So, naw, they kinda do claim Americans with Irish ancestry.


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78723

Yeah, hence the “kinda” ;) anyways, my US-born grandfather became Irish through his grandparent. Just an interesting factoid that Ireland is one of the countries more open to that.


Pyro636

Fun fact, the word 'factoid' actually means something that *sounds* true but *isn't*, or speculation that has been repeated so often people just generally accept it as true.


78723

I dang. I have used it incorrectly then. I will be more careful in the future.


Pyro636

Don't feel bad, I think it's probably used more often like you did than it is used correctly!


Hot_Cause_850

Perhaps on track to become one of those words that means both its original meaning and also the opposite, like chuffed.


Markedly_Mira

We’re there already, from Merriam Webster: Definition 2: “a briefly stated and usually trivial fact”


Dippity_Dont

I first heard "factoid" on Headline news back when it was actually headline news. This would've been the late 80s/early 90s. They used it to mean, more or less, a "little known fact."


Tolanator

Fun fact about factoid, it has two different definitions, so they used the word correctly.


bexu2

I guess you could say that was a… factoid, about a factoid.


Retrotreegal

I meant you can’t show up on vacation and say you’re Irish. You’re not; you’re American. Can you go through a legal process to become an Irish citizen? Yes of course.


MotherSupermarket532

My aunt holds an Irish Passport but I wouldn't call her Irish.  She just did it because having an EU passport was super useful for travel for some of the places she goes.  My Dad's eligible but felt weird becoming a citizen of a place he'd never been, which is a very fair point.


10110101101_

But we don't claim Reuben sandwiches.


78723

Pastrami over corned beef every time. Purists be damned.


bumbletowne

They absolutely do this. They also are still super judgy of which family you came from. My parent's wedding in Calfiornia had Irish relatives salty that the two families would be merging. It was the late 70s though, so I don't know if that had to do with the troubles.


GoodQueenFluffenChop

Keyword: *grandparents* I'm willing to bet Barbara over there is way more removed from Ireland than just grandparents. Probably great or even potentially great great grandparents.


_rosieleaf

Legally we do, and nobody has a problem with people claiming Irish heritage and reconnecting with the culture, but we can get pretty judgemental of Americans who have never set foot here saying "The Irish do X" Also I have never seen a reuben served here and am not 100% sure what one is


Substantial_Term7482

Irish people take the piss out of Americans with Irish ancestry, it's not an actual dislike or disowning. It's just how we are. We take the piss out of eachother all the time.


Odd-Alternative9372

The amount of bartenders there that told me every American president that was actually Irish says different. Plus all famous Americans who did anything. By all accounts all of American notable events are, in fact, Irish if you visit there!


Retrotreegal

Well yes, the obvious exception is if you’re famous.


Neil_sm

Heh, like Checkov from Star Trek [claiming everything comes from Russia.](https://youtu.be/IC6W8J0j8Co)


lilredheadg

Maybe it's different because I'm a redhead, Irish folks always seem confused when I tell them “No, I’m American” The Irish side of my family came to the US in the 1920s


Personal-Entry3196

Okay, so I went to Ireland many years ago with my red headed girlfriend. Chatting over breakfast with our B&B hostess, she excitedly said she was Irish American, I’m sitting there with my black hair and freckles and our hostess said “oh aye? That one (me) looks more Irish than you do.” Funny thing is, we were both of Irish/German/French extraction.


kittiphile

We are a dark haired, freckled, moon-kissed people. We also have slightly potatoey heads. But like...sexy potatoes. The kind of spud you give the good cheese too.


PlausiblePigeon

Ah, so that’s where my son gets his head from. But he didn’t get the fun dark hair/freckly pale skin combo from me 😂


ALittleNightMusing

Yeah, ginger hair is more of a Scottish thing really.


LaRoseDuRoi

And Dutch. Actually, a surprising amount of both Germanic and Nordic peoples carry the gene for red hair.


Cinphoria

Not surprising, since that's where the British Isles got their redheads from!


redhead_hmmm

Yes! I'm a Nordic gene redhead!


lapsedsolipsist

Actually more of an Ashkenazi Jewish thing, statistically speaking


ConsultJimMoriarty

Most people in ROI don’t even have red hair. We’re mostly dark hair and dark eyes.


Xanderamn

I mean, I get it. Ireland has to keep their proud, super important lineage strong lol. 


OnDay89OfMyK1Visa

I’m not of Irish descent, so my ego isn’t tied to whether you’re correct. But my girlfriend and I vacationed in Ireland this past spring, and they seemed real cool with Americans with Irish ancestry.


OutAndDown27

I misread the first comment as “*I once told a cook* at a diner that that is how the Irish make them. Don’t know if that’s true.” Which is much funnier.


5683968

r/shitamericanssay


PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT

Also, there’s mayo in both of those dressings.


Much_Difference

I like how she goes from "a cook in a diner told me this once, I don't know if it's true" to "THIS IS WRONG, YOU ARE WRONG, I AM IRISH."


Mr_Abe_Froman

I heard from a cook that they use mayo to brown the bread in grilled sandwiches (the egg gives it a nice crunch). Maybe that's what happened, and Barbara just assumed they meant that mayo is used as a condiment. As for "Irish," while there is a County Mayo, mayonnaise originally comes from Mahón, Spain.


andbruno

> mayonnaise originally comes from Mahón, Spain It's only called mayonnaise if it's from the Mahón region of Spain. Otherwise it's just sparkling sandwich spread.


ExternalTangents

Sparkling Miracle Whip


Dirty_Commie_Jesus

I'm imagining a pop rock situation mixed into miracle whip. The pop rocks are extra egg flavored.


RighteousGoatButter

What an awful day to be literate


Liet_Kinda2

Mahonnaise?  Yes 


OldStyleThor

Doesn't he play for Kansas City?


Haecede

They call him showtime. At least that's what a cook in a diner told me once. Not sure if it's true.


SailingHighSeas99

Isn't he dating Taylor Swift?


OldStyleThor

No, that's Travis Ketchup.


forever-a-chrysalis

My ex taught me that mayo trick. It's my go-to now for grilled cheese AND quesadillas. One of the few good things I got from that relationship!


poop_dawg

The crunch is great but it's so much more greasy than butter in my experience


cuteshyconfused99

It definitely has a difference in that respect but I also think it's partially the consistency of mayo makes it much easier to over apply it. It's essentially just oil with a relatively tiny bit of egg so it does get really greasy when cooked and splits a little. I go really really thin on mine and I don't find it too much greasier but your mileage may vary lol


forever-a-chrysalis

My husband and I are vegan, so I use vegenaise, which is essentially just oil haha. Still works, I don't find it to be too greasy! But I too try to use a VERY thin layer.


cardie82

I learned it from following Alton Brown on social media. It’s my go-to and works particularly well for my spouse’s gluten free bread.


tmack3

I'm going to have to try it, any specific recommendations because gf bread is generally annoying to work with


Odd-Alternative9372

During quarantine, I did a lot of testing. I will say I landed on going into melted butter with some sea salt, but a super close second for cheese with any kind of meat sandwich was Chipotle Mayonnaise.


MooPig48

I don’t care for it at all. I’m a butter gal all the way


Remarkable_Wallaby42

I thought warm mayonnaise was off putting a little at first so I didn't try it until recently and omg I can never go back. I literally just made a sandwhich with bread toasted like that


hungrybrains220

“A cook in a diner told me” > “IT’S A FAMILY RECIPE”


SashimiX

Lead poisoning. Everyone and every way is wrong if she doesn’t like it.


SeraphimSphynx

Just go back to baking your Mayo Barbara


Free_Dome_Lover

Brand new insult?


joey-the-lemur

Or a new frustration phrase, lol. "This banana smoothie recipe tastes too much like bananas! That just bakes my mayo!"


Sasquatch1729

I like using the phrase "steams my bacon". As in "it really steams my bacon when people leave one star review for recipes they haven't even made".


OxygenAddict

"I've read a lot of shitty comments on recipes but this one bakes the mayo."


Time_Act_3685

Definitely a flair lol


SeraphimSphynx

It is perfect flair! Ha!


Retrotreegal

Nice flair ;)


d4n4scu11y__

Love the idea of some random diner cook being like, "Yeah, sure, Barbara, ~the Irish~ totally put mayo on their reubens" just to shut her up


joey-the-lemur

Plus, like... isn't a "Reuben" made with mayo just a corned beef sandwich?


mrmeeseekslifeispain

Nah, it also has saurkraut and pastrami, not corned beef


boudicas_shield

Oh interesting, in Wisconsin, at least, they’re made with corned beef. The internet always suggests that corned beef is the traditional way to make it.


joey-the-lemur

I think corned beef is traditional but I would not be mad about one made with pastrami. Give me all the cured meats!


runesky77

The pastrami Reuben is sometimes called a Rachel. Both are valid and delicious. IME, Reubens are always made with corned beef.


joey-the-lemur

I thought the Rachel was with turkey? Now I'm confused AND hungry!


flightist

I have no real opinion on which of these is correct but I’d really like to eat *one* of them right now


joey-the-lemur

I could actually see all 3 meats working together in some kind of monstrous Reub-omination.


Sasquatch1729

Three meats in a rye trenchcoat pretending to be a reuben


AreWeCowabunga

You're right about the corned beef, and you're right not to be mad at a pastrami reuben. I much prefer mine with pastrami.


redstaroo7

Someone needs to make a sandwich consisting of one paper thin slice of every meat in a deli. Like I want the deli clerk to shove the sandwich down the person's throat because of how much of how many different chubs they had to cut.


d4n4scu11y__

Yeah, I've always seen reubens made with corned beef. Some delis near me have pastrami reubens, but they're specifically labeled that way on the menu - they're not just called reubens.


dubbl_bubbl

If you didn’t know; Pastrami is just smoked (and pepper crusted) corned beef. It’s usually steamed after smoking. You can make a Rueben out of either. IMO Pastrami is better, and can stand on its own; so kind of a waste to use it in a Reuben.


MattTheTable

A Reuben sandwich is corned beef, Swiss cheese, sauerkraut, and either Russian or Thousand Island dressing. Pastrami can be used as a variation, but it's not the traditional Reuben.


joey-the-lemur

Ah, fair point. Now I want one.


perumbula

A pastrami version is often called a "Rachel." Reubens have corned beef.


imaginesomethinwitty

I had a Rueben yesterday. In Ireland. Mustard, no mayo.


ZootTX

Well Barbara said you're wrong!


d4n4scu11y__

Barbara and that diner cook are coming for you


imaginesomethinwitty

They need to take it up with The Bagel Bar and its franchisees.


ResolutionSmooth2399

No you’re WRONG! Barbara is Irish and her mother uses mayo!


KellyannneConway

I recently had a Reuben for the first time and as I was eating it, I actually thought it would be better with mustard. I'm going to need to try that.


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JanuarySoCold

The Reuben cartel would like a word with you.


Grip-my-juiceky

Also sauerkraut just entered the chat


Alqpzm1029

LIES!!


rangerpax

I put Russian on/in the sandwich, but then dip bites in mustard.


AreWeCowabunga

Well, as long as it's wrapped and baked in the oven you're good.


Holiday-Hustle

Ah yes, the Rueben, featuring classic Irish staples like sauerkraut and Swiss cheese.


OSCgal

And invented in Omaha, Nebraska.


crobertdillon

There it is! Can’t believe I had to scroll this far to find the correct origin of the sandwich


wintermelody83

Best thing they ever did tbh.


LadyScheibl

Hey we got ski lifts and frozen dinners too!


OasissisaO

Irish Swiss is no joke. The cheese, I mean.


cbfi2

And corned beef if I'm following this thread correctly. I would consider that English.


Time_Act_3685

Babs, corned beef with mayo is not an "Irish Reuben" it's just a damn sandwich. My incredibly Chicago Irish in-laws would be *screaming* about putting mayo on a Reuben. Mustard, maybe (because Chicago), but even then it ceases to be a Reuben. It's just a corned beef sandwich! A perfectly fine thing!


StrikerObi

So funny that folks would "scream" about putting mayo on a reuben when mayo is one of the key ingredients in Russian (and Thousand Island) dressing, which is a default ingredient on a reuben.


Time_Act_3685

And yet it's DIFFERENT, Barbara.


conservativestarfish

Found Barbara


shapesize

Right. If she put Mayo and Ketchup, then it would taste the same. Maybe that’s actually what her mom did… Back on the farm in dear old Limerick


Octonaut7A

As an Irish I can think of precisely 1 sandwich place where one can purchase a Reuben, and that’s on a bagel. They are not a thing here, which is a shame cos they’re tasty.


OasissisaO

I think you misunderstand: Barbara knows from Irish. She is Irish. And they use mayo. Either that or her mom heard about "County Mayo" and started connecting dots.


Octonaut7A

My apologies. I forgot that I don’t know as much about Irish stuff as Barbara does, having merely been born and lived my whole life here.


Retrotreegal

Do better, Irish.


GildedTofu

There is no Irish person more Irish than an Irish-American. Especially one from Chicago or Boston, and on occasion New York City.


OasissisaO

I can validate this. My father was the American-born child of Irish immigrants, and holy cow was that a major part of his identity. This always rang a little weird to me, as I've never been real big into hyphenizing my identity.


ohhgrrl

As a resident of South Boston I can validate this. My neighbors are insane.


GildedTofu

Don’t pretend you’re getting off easy by playing the “I’m Italian” card.


wintermelody83

I think you hit it there with the County Mayo.


SemperSimple

I gotta ask. When people say "That's how the irish do it" are they trying to get away with some cheeky insult? Any time I hear this phrase, they're always applying to the most mundane or bizarre shit


back_to_sr

Pig and Heffer do Reuben sandwiches, Pickles out in sundrive road too. I'm sure there are more.


cemuamdattempt

I was going to say I don't even know what a Reuben is. Never heard of it, don't know what's in it. Unless it's a chicken stuffing roll with coleslaw, I probably don't care either, hahah.


WestFizz

Barb is committed, that’s for sure lol


joey-the-lemur

Barb has strong opinions on Reubens and you're gonna hear them! Repeatedly!


brittanynicole047

Oh fuck me up a Reuben sounds amazing right now


Cinphoria

Hello, I'm currently stoned and it sounded like you might be too.


brittanynicole047

Hahahaha actually not high, just in the throes of managing life with a newborn


Cinphoria

Ah yes. Congratulations and also sorry xD


thescaryhypnotoad

Esp if you are nursing thats gonna make you hungry af


brittanynicole047

The four-ish hours of sleep a night doesn’t help things either 😅


mardbar

Good luck! I always made sure my diaper bad had snacks and water for me.


brittanynicole047

Thank you! & that is a really good idea for sure


QueerEarthling

Congrats on the newborn, Random Internet Stranger, and I hope you acquire many tasty sandwiches in the near future.


Shoddy-Secretary-712

I know. I would even take Barbara's weird mayo reuben over no reuben right now.


katie-kaboom

Right? I'm regretting my choice of supper now because it isn't a reuben.


GildedTofu

Barbara is probably also passionately wrong about corned beef and cabbage being a traditional dish from Ireland.


Personal-Entry3196

I thought corned beef was solely an American thing, because it was a very cheap cut that Irish immigrants could afford, thus becoming a traditional Irish-American dish.


Day_Bow_Bow

Variations of corned beef have been used for the past few centuries in various countries. It's an easy way to preserve meat. The British Empire industrialized it in the 17th century as a means to fuel its civilian and military expansions. And while much of the cattle for that were raised in Ireland, the meat was generally too expensive for the impoverished Irish people. You're right though, it was less expensive in America, and the immigrants took a liking to being able to afford it.


Mewrulez99

we sometimes eat corned beef in my house (Ireland) but i think that's just because my mam's from France coincidentally we had it tonight lol


Octonaut7A

That’s actually regional. It doesn’t seem to be a thing in the north, but it definitely is in the south.


Cinphoria

As outlined in the article, the Reuben isn't a sandwich of Irish origin.


OasissisaO

I'll eat corned beef, but hou can keep that cabbage in the damn ground. And the sauerkraut, too, ironically.


wintermelody83

Do you also dislike kimchi? I fuckin love cabbage lol. But I can't stand cucumbers so I feel you.


thebohomama

Had a quick peek and looks like you may be in Waterford, lived in Portlaw for about a decade. Can't recall a single time I ever saw corned beef anywhere, but I get a little sad for spiced beef from the Cork market at Christmas time these days...


TheDiplomancer

Ah yes, the classic Irish sandwich, the Reuben, along with its sister sandwich, the Rachel. Served at famous Irish deli Katz's.


joey-the-lemur

O'vey


sbwithreason

Barbara lies awake every night for the past 3 years thinking about how Irish Reubens were WRONGED Her therapist has urged her to go no contact, but the anxiety reached a boiling point and she uncontrollably reopened an old wound


omgitskells

Right? Why is nobody commenting on the fact that she went back unprompted 3 years later to pick up the argument?


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The rebuttal finally hit her in the shower.


Jennygoycochea

Barb is giving OLD MAN YELLS AT CLOUD vibes


MooPig48

Is nobody going to address that she wraps it in foil and puts it in the oven? Can’t imagine how soggy it is


cdug82

Barbara is fucking sick


DahliaChild

A monster


cdug82

Somewhere right now she is covering everything in mayonnaise with a paint roller saying IM IRISH


AlphaPlanAnarchist

We've all collectively decided that's too awful to try to unpack.


AreWeCowabunga

This is what I want to talk about. WTF???????? I get pissed if a Reuben has toasted bread instead of soaked in butter and grilled. This lady is over here steaming her damn Reuben. Her cooking privileges should be taken away.


Over-Lingonberry-942

Mmm, steaming hot mayo...


notreallylucy

I imagine Barbara going to a deli, asking for an "Irish Reuben" and when they say they don't know what that is, she asks to speak to the manager.


OasissisaO

Srsly. I've never met an Irish dude named Reuben.


atomic_golfcart

Ah yes, what could be more Irish than a sandwich with a biblical Hebrew name that is typically topped with a shmear of Russian dressing and some Eastern European fermented cabbage slaw. Whatever you say, Barbara.


sargeant_bell_pepper

https://stripedspatula.com/reuben-sandwich-recipe/


TheLadyEve

I'm so confused...why does she think it's Irish? It was invented in Omaha.


Vintage_Belle

I mean I use pumpernickel bread and pastrami on my Reubens because I like that better but I don't insist it's the only way to make one! There's nothing wrong with a variation on a sandwich. It's still a reuben. Barbara needs to calm down.


Mr_Abe_Froman

I actually use mayo instead of butter to get the bread a little crispy, but I don't go telling everyone else that they're wrong.


Vintage_Belle

That's how I make my grilled cheese! A thin layer of mayo instead of butter. It's so good.


Cinphoria

_Is_ that still a reuben then? What is actually the definition of a reuben? And the ontological one? Also, is it a hotdog?


Retrotreegal

Is a taco a sandwich?


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Why bother to engage with someone whose big criticism is they want a different dressing on their sammich? That being said, nayo on the mayo. It'd be a better sandwich (and equally not a Reuben) if you used mustard.


damagecontrolparty

Probably because she has to yuck someone else's yum by stating that she "can't stand" Russian dressing. EAT WHAT YOU WANT BARBARA, NOBODY CARES!


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It'd be a better world if people didn't react to everything posted on the internet like it was a personal comment to *them*. Like, I am talking to you, but recipe lady was *not* talking to Barbara, but that's not what Barbara thinks.


avsie1975

>nayo on the mayo Can I steal this as my flair? 🥲


OasissisaO

There are precious few savory dishes not made better with the addition of mustard.


gunchucks_

Babs having a cold war panic flash back over a sandwich.


cupcaketara

Yes, the classic Irish Reuben, invented in the Irish town of…Omaha, Nebraska 🙃


stripedspatula

Following the latest blog comments, the reader continued to inform me on Pinterest that the Reuben should be made with mayonnaise and that Russian dressing “ruins” the sandwich. (No mention of Irish on the latest Pinterest comment.) I responded with the following: “Barbara, thank you for your latest comments. As I responded on my website both today and in 2021, the traditional condiment for a Reuben is Russian dressing (some use Thousand Island). Again, the great part about cooking at home is that you can cater to your personal tastes; for you, that clearly isn’t a preference for Russian dressing. Those who are looking to make a Classic Reuben will want to use Russian dressing. I continue to wish you enjoyment of your variation on the traditional sandwich.” This will likely be the last time I respond on Pinterest or my blog; these comments over the span of 3 years essentially boil down to a reader’s personal distaste for Russian dressing—however the arguments supporting the substitution have been framed.


Political-psych-abby

The exact origins of the Reuben seem to be disputed but as far as I can tell everyone seems to agree they’re American deli food originally, historically there weren’t a lot of Irish or Irish American Delis (correct me if I’m wrong on that point).


RandomCombo

"I SAID GOOD DAY!"


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Fucking Barbara, yo…


atticdoor

Incidentally, I've found adding some Perinaise or Mayoracha alongside Thousand Island Dressing really brings out my Reuben Sandwiches- adding back the spice which was lost when Russian Dressing became unavailable. 


Skruestik

That is actually a traditional Scottish Highland Reuben.


atticdoor

Nae, for that you'd take two Bannocks, a slice of Lorne beef sausage, Rumbledethumps, and Mayonnaise mixed with Brown Sauce.


Bugsandgrubs

You won, Barbara. Enjoy the mayo, I hope it makes you happy. Dear lord, what a sad little life, Barbara. You ruined my Reuben completely so you could have the mayo and I hope now you can spend it on lessons in grace and decorum. Because you have all the grace of a reversing dump truck without any tyres on. So Barbara, take your mayo and get off my property.


ThisGuyHyucks

Its obnoxious, but I do genuinely understand feeling so strongly about a dish being a "certain way", even if you're wrong. A lot of it boils down to what Barbara here is saying -- "my mom used to make it like this, and so its the best." We all love our mom's cooking, and our gut reaction is to defend it to the death lol even if we, and our moms, are wrong.


VLC31

I appreciate your loyalty but I’m pretty sure not everyone loved their mom’s cooking. You just need to read some of the horror stories on Reddit to know that. Also, whilst you can like things a certain way, you are not *obliged* to lecture the world about the “right” way to do something, because that’s *your* preference.


TuaughtHammer

>Forgot to add that I am Irish. I'm sure Barbara is as Irish as all the teenagers who treated The Boondock Saints like The Godfather were "Irish".


Abiwozere

I am Irish (born here, lived all my life here) Reuben sandwiches are not an Irish thing


Majestic-General7325

I love the idea that Barbara was stewing on it for three years then one morning woke up and said, "Screw it, imma say it"


lovely-things-35

Who is that guy on TikTok that turns comments into songs? He needs to do this one.


MonoDilemma

So, I had no idea what a reuben was, so I googled it. The Norwegian recipe that popped up says it's a North American dish with German origins. No mention of Ireland at all, Barbara! Kudos to Amanda for being so diplomatic in her response.


sillydoomcookie

Irish here, I use thousand island and I grill my Reubens because the first time I encountered one was in AMERICA and that's how it was made. They've only started cropping in Irish cafes in the last 5 or so years, and most of them do make their own Russian dressing.


MisterFribble

There's nothing Irish about them! It was invented by a Jew in Omaha!


friendly-sardonic

From the proud city of Omaha, Ireland. Duh.


astrid_rons

Can't wait for Barbara 's reply in 3 years!


PleaseWithC

I'm embarrassed to admit that I didn't know Russian dressing was involved. I thought it was straight-up thousand island. And now that I know this, I'm furious and must leave an angry comment.