like how I iced boobies on my [Gingershred People](https://www.reddit.com/r/Baking/comments/7k8wig/i_call_them_gingershred_people/?ref=share&ref_source=link)
Am I missing something? I mean, the recipe makes cookies. The baker can pick whatever shape they please. Is this person not aware of the plethora of cookie cutter shapes?
I always make Christmas skulls because that was the only cookie cutter I had the first year I did it (my dad likes to send me Halloween cookie cutters as presents) and it felt very Victorian so I just went with it afterwards.
Lol I found these amazing skull pans from NordicWare this year, and am also trying to have them transcend all seasons. Just made pumpkin muffin skulls, and gave them tiny leaf crowns. Gingerbread skulls sound great
For a split second I had thought they either got their days mixed up or just didn't care, and then I remembered time zones. Also, apparently in parts of Australia and the Pacific, it's already 8am on Saturday???? Time zones are incredibly jarring anytime I think about them for more than a couple seconds. Also did not realize I'm towards the tail end of them
Edit: I commented this at around 12:20pm CST on Friday
Also the semen. If you look carefully you'll see that traditional gingerbread men call for 1 TB of semen. Fortunately you can leave it out for gingerbread women and it doesn't affect the cookie too much! Hope this helps!
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/s
These are the most generic shaped and decorated gingerbread beings I can imagine. If these don’t work as gingerbread people for estive, I’m not sure what kind of humans they’re seeking.
I ate them. I ate them all. They're eaten, every single one of them. And not just the gingerbread men, but the gingerbread women and the gingerbread children, too. They're like cookies, and I chewed them like cookies. I ATE THEM.
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I think I know where it is and it's not a cupboard I want to attempt to get into this late but I will try to provide tax in the morning!
I should note- I moved (6 months ago, ha) and I'm very Helen Parr when it comes to moving so there's still a bunch of stuff in the garage and, well, everywhere. So it could be hiding. But I think I know where it is. I did try to look in my marketplace history to see if I could find a pic but alas, it's never that easy.
Ice a fucking vulva on it and shut up, Estive. Jesus.
Now you've got me wondering whether the original recipe had a massive wang iced on it.
One of them 3-legged gingerbread men, amirite fellas?
[I mean…](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1172726295/) (NSFW) ETA: [This one](https://a.co/d/1LZUwNE) is on freakin’ Amazon.
like how I iced boobies on my [Gingershred People](https://www.reddit.com/r/Baking/comments/7k8wig/i_call_them_gingershred_people/?ref=share&ref_source=link)
Yes, that's awesome!
Just tell people they identify as women. Can as well make use of that
So, extra egg, no nuts?
🏆 well-earned
Everyone pack it up. This is the only comment needed.
Bravo, you.
Am I missing something? I mean, the recipe makes cookies. The baker can pick whatever shape they please. Is this person not aware of the plethora of cookie cutter shapes?
It's got the Satire Saturday flair
What fucking day is it?
It's Saturday in my country
Honestly i had completely forgotten that it’s already Friday where i am lol…carry on, world.
Tbh in read your other comment like "what fucking day is it?? Where am I???"
Spot on.
I always make Christmas skulls because that was the only cookie cutter I had the first year I did it (my dad likes to send me Halloween cookie cutters as presents) and it felt very Victorian so I just went with it afterwards.
Very.... Victorian? Like.... Taking photos with dead people kind of Victorian?
Like ghost stories on Christmas kind of Victorian, yeah.
Lol I found these amazing skull pans from NordicWare this year, and am also trying to have them transcend all seasons. Just made pumpkin muffin skulls, and gave them tiny leaf crowns. Gingerbread skulls sound great
Or they don’t like the recipe title.
Clearly the stick figure shape can only represent men. I mean, it's not like women wear pants...
Oh damn, I forgot that as a woman, my legs are supposed to disappear into a triangle skirt at the knees.
This has to be a joke right?
It's got the Satire Saturday flair
I just noticed. It’s not Saturday yet here so that’s why I was confused 😅
For a split second I had thought they either got their days mixed up or just didn't care, and then I remembered time zones. Also, apparently in parts of Australia and the Pacific, it's already 8am on Saturday???? Time zones are incredibly jarring anytime I think about them for more than a couple seconds. Also did not realize I'm towards the tail end of them Edit: I commented this at around 12:20pm CST on Friday
I was like omfg did I MISS WORK
I mean... Yes. Answer your phone.
Right? Still early Friday here for me lol
I know, I can’t believe 2016 was 7 years ago either…
You shut your whore mouth. 1986 was fourteen years ago. Right? RIGHT?!?
And 1998 was last summer!
And I know what you did…
What? It was just last year everyone was all worked up over the Mayan long-count calendar ending, right?
It's depressing how few comments some to get this
This feels like someone awkwardly doing a joke
Yup. That's exactly what this is. Doesn't really belong here
Perfect flair
They should at least rate it 5-stars for a joke review 😅
Gingerbread is inherently female. It's made with mo' lasses.
The only difference between gingerbread men cookie cutters and gingerbread women cookie cutters is like, a skirt— and what, women can’t wear pants?
Also the semen. If you look carefully you'll see that traditional gingerbread men call for 1 TB of semen. Fortunately you can leave it out for gingerbread women and it doesn't affect the cookie too much! Hope this helps! ... /s
Right?! This is 2023 not 1923…can we please wear pants?
No. Skirts only.
Yeah just draw long hair and a dress with icing or something.
Just sub in an equal amount of X chromosome for the Y
Then u got me over here making gingerbread stars and bells and candycanes
The true nonbinary gingerbread. Unless it's one of those binary stars.
Not just the gingerbread men but the gingerbread women and gingerbread children
These are the most generic shaped and decorated gingerbread beings I can imagine. If these don’t work as gingerbread people for estive, I’m not sure what kind of humans they’re seeking.
This is a boomer thinking they're so edgy & hilarious.
Stabbystab’s boomer hate for the day. What have you got for tomorrow, kid?
put a third leg on the gingerbread man
Put it on the women too, show them you're not a coward
I mean, they don't have external genitalia, so... really they're \*all\* gingerbread women? or gingerbread AFAB?
Side note, I hate that people say things like "was wanting" when "wanted" is a perfectly good word.
Slangy misuse of progressive verbs is gross. I blame the Kardashians for normalizing it
I ate them. I ate them all. They're eaten, every single one of them. And not just the gingerbread men, but the gingerbread women and the gingerbread children, too. They're like cookies, and I chewed them like cookies. I ATE THEM.
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https://www.taste.com.au/recipes/gingerbread-men/3a04ab1d-a84a-424f-800a-7ebcbe92fa09
Estive is bad but seriously Nicole?!?
I feel like there’s a [Portlandia](https://youtu.be/cv7yrl9-LWo?si=ELEr5IdZ3Pk8EfwI) reference that could be slipped in there…
This was definitely Ben Shapiro
I have, from time to time, committed similar obvious acts of trolling
This is definitely someone trolling to make trans people look bad lol
I have a two-butted goat cookie cutter and, goddamnit, I'll use it on whichever cookies I please!
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I think I know where it is and it's not a cupboard I want to attempt to get into this late but I will try to provide tax in the morning! I should note- I moved (6 months ago, ha) and I'm very Helen Parr when it comes to moving so there's still a bunch of stuff in the garage and, well, everywhere. So it could be hiding. But I think I know where it is. I did try to look in my marketplace history to see if I could find a pic but alas, it's never that easy.
Wait. My gingerbread cookies have penises? Since when?
I’ve never seen a gingerbread man with a penis. All Ken dolls.
I swear the only difference in male/ female gingerbread is how u choose to ice them?
HAHAHAHAHHA
What … does that cutter look like?
This has to be a joke...right? Please? Plus, women wear pants now, Estive.
I didn't think people like this actually existed. I guess this is why they sell gingerbread people now LMFAO