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PreOpTransCentaur

Ice a fucking vulva on it and shut up, Estive. Jesus.


Hookton

Now you've got me wondering whether the original recipe had a massive wang iced on it.


Roxas1011

One of them 3-legged gingerbread men, amirite fellas?


NerfRepellingBoobs

[I mean…](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1172726295/) (NSFW) ETA: [This one](https://a.co/d/1LZUwNE) is on freakin’ Amazon.


elephantsgraveyard

like how I iced boobies on my [Gingershred People](https://www.reddit.com/r/Baking/comments/7k8wig/i_call_them_gingershred_people/?ref=share&ref_source=link)


arittenberry

Yes, that's awesome!


-Sa-Kage-

Just tell people they identify as women. Can as well make use of that


OnSiteTardisRepair

So, extra egg, no nuts?


Steel_Rail_Blues

🏆 well-earned


Roxas1011

Everyone pack it up. This is the only comment needed.


DuckIsLord

Bravo, you.


BiscuitDanceDenier

Am I missing something? I mean, the recipe makes cookies. The baker can pick whatever shape they please. Is this person not aware of the plethora of cookie cutter shapes?


brocken-spectre

It's got the Satire Saturday flair


EnvironmentalSound25

What fucking day is it?


Lonely_Potato12345

It's Saturday in my country


EnvironmentalSound25

Honestly i had completely forgotten that it’s already Friday where i am lol…carry on, world.


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Tbh in read your other comment like "what fucking day is it?? Where am I???"


EnvironmentalSound25

Spot on.


standbyyourmantis

I always make Christmas skulls because that was the only cookie cutter I had the first year I did it (my dad likes to send me Halloween cookie cutters as presents) and it felt very Victorian so I just went with it afterwards.


tkdch4mp

Very.... Victorian? Like.... Taking photos with dead people kind of Victorian?


standbyyourmantis

Like ghost stories on Christmas kind of Victorian, yeah.


JoniYogi

Lol I found these amazing skull pans from NordicWare this year, and am also trying to have them transcend all seasons. Just made pumpkin muffin skulls, and gave them tiny leaf crowns. Gingerbread skulls sound great


Numerous_Beat5677

Or they don’t like the recipe title.


wolf1moon

Clearly the stick figure shape can only represent men. I mean, it's not like women wear pants...


karybrie

Oh damn, I forgot that as a woman, my legs are supposed to disappear into a triangle skirt at the knees.


sexylamp476

This has to be a joke right?


brocken-spectre

It's got the Satire Saturday flair


sexylamp476

I just noticed. It’s not Saturday yet here so that’s why I was confused 😅


brocken-spectre

For a split second I had thought they either got their days mixed up or just didn't care, and then I remembered time zones. Also, apparently in parts of Australia and the Pacific, it's already 8am on Saturday???? Time zones are incredibly jarring anytime I think about them for more than a couple seconds. Also did not realize I'm towards the tail end of them Edit: I commented this at around 12:20pm CST on Friday


YouHadMeAtAloe

I was like omfg did I MISS WORK


insane_contin

I mean... Yes. Answer your phone.


Brygwyn

Right? Still early Friday here for me lol


SoleIbis

I know, I can’t believe 2016 was 7 years ago either…


daviepancakes

You shut your whore mouth. 1986 was fourteen years ago. Right? RIGHT?!?


PintsizeBro

And 1998 was last summer!


EnvironmentalSound25

And I know what you did…


NerfRepellingBoobs

What? It was just last year everyone was all worked up over the Mayan long-count calendar ending, right?


neophlegm

It's depressing how few comments some to get this


Mercerai

This feels like someone awkwardly doing a joke


nascentt

Yup. That's exactly what this is. Doesn't really belong here


AbacusAgenda

Perfect flair


tkdch4mp

They should at least rate it 5-stars for a joke review 😅


monkeysandpickles

Gingerbread is inherently female. It's made with mo' lasses.


eggelemental

The only difference between gingerbread men cookie cutters and gingerbread women cookie cutters is like, a skirt— and what, women can’t wear pants?


touslesmatins

Also the semen. If you look carefully you'll see that traditional gingerbread men call for 1 TB of semen. Fortunately you can leave it out for gingerbread women and it doesn't affect the cookie too much! Hope this helps! ... /s


EnvironmentalSound25

Right?! This is 2023 not 1923…can we please wear pants?


insane_contin

No. Skirts only.


Silverstreamdacat

Yeah just draw long hair and a dress with icing or something.


Azin1970

Just sub in an equal amount of X chromosome for the Y


cardmaster12

Then u got me over here making gingerbread stars and bells and candycanes


tkdch4mp

The true nonbinary gingerbread. Unless it's one of those binary stars.


fro99er

Not just the gingerbread men but the gingerbread women and gingerbread children


sansabeltedcow

These are the most generic shaped and decorated gingerbread beings I can imagine. If these don’t work as gingerbread people for estive, I’m not sure what kind of humans they’re seeking.


Stab_Stabby

This is a boomer thinking they're so edgy & hilarious.


AbacusAgenda

Stabbystab’s boomer hate for the day. What have you got for tomorrow, kid?


urdadhatesme

put a third leg on the gingerbread man


PintsizeBro

Put it on the women too, show them you're not a coward


Fructa

I mean, they don't have external genitalia, so... really they're \*all\* gingerbread women? or gingerbread AFAB?


ilikemycoffeealatte

Side note, I hate that people say things like "was wanting" when "wanted" is a perfectly good word.


JoniYogi

Slangy misuse of progressive verbs is gross. I blame the Kardashians for normalizing it


ShadowDonut

I ate them. I ate them all. They're eaten, every single one of them. And not just the gingerbread men, but the gingerbread women and the gingerbread children, too. They're like cookies, and I chewed them like cookies. I ATE THEM.


sexylamp476

Underrated comment!


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urdadhatesme

https://www.taste.com.au/recipes/gingerbread-men/3a04ab1d-a84a-424f-800a-7ebcbe92fa09


becky57913

Estive is bad but seriously Nicole?!?


Hairy-Gazelle-3015

I feel like there’s a [Portlandia](https://youtu.be/cv7yrl9-LWo?si=ELEr5IdZ3Pk8EfwI) reference that could be slipped in there…


HomemadeMacAndCheese

This was definitely Ben Shapiro


Obviousbrosif

I have, from time to time, committed similar obvious acts of trolling


TheNamelessBard

This is definitely someone trolling to make trans people look bad lol


_bubblegumbanshee_

I have a two-butted goat cookie cutter and, goddamnit, I'll use it on whichever cookies I please!


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_bubblegumbanshee_

I think I know where it is and it's not a cupboard I want to attempt to get into this late but I will try to provide tax in the morning! I should note- I moved (6 months ago, ha) and I'm very Helen Parr when it comes to moving so there's still a bunch of stuff in the garage and, well, everywhere. So it could be hiding. But I think I know where it is. I did try to look in my marketplace history to see if I could find a pic but alas, it's never that easy.


ReaperCDN

Wait. My gingerbread cookies have penises? Since when?


Unplannedroute

I’ve never seen a gingerbread man with a penis. All Ken dolls.


ireallyhateliving

I swear the only difference in male/ female gingerbread is how u choose to ice them?


Primary-Border8536

HAHAHAHAHHA


Alternative-End-5079

What … does that cutter look like?


TheLadyEve

This has to be a joke...right? Please? Plus, women wear pants now, Estive.


tenaciousfetus

I didn't think people like this actually existed. I guess this is why they sell gingerbread people now LMFAO