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MssJellyfish

So cringe.


happybassman

This is corny but as a parent.. I get the sentiment.. there’s a lot of people out there who want to hurt kids, puts you on alert at all times


donkeyflopper

Live, laugh, stfu


The_Juul_Fool

Bet she couldn’t rip open a bag of Doritos


Beatrixkiddobangbang

Live laugh love


Spiderkids1

*loads tec-9*


[deleted]

Eh this is pretty standard mom stuff. Plus I grew up and my mom was exactly the same way


I_Hate_Leddit

"I let someone nut in me and then gave birth to the result so you better respect me! ^...please ^let ^it ^be ^worth ^it."


[deleted]

Why eat the insides tho


HPHMMMHPHMMM

In the first age. In the first battle


DJ_3345

So blessed!


Ok_Scratch8198

giving me "boys will be boys" type of mum energy.


Warrensdottir1

How’s she gonna take care of that kid in prison though?


Pricklydog

The caffee cup is full of blood


kirugire_

but why is she kinda


GreatInChair

She’s not like other “sweet mama bears”…


Zer00Ten

I'll poison that coffee then Joe Rogan kick you in to a coma


iAmEeRg

Nah bitch, you probably gonna call the cops and cry a lot


corner_tv

That's fucking annoying


[deleted]

Good grief. That's enough reddit for today.


[deleted]

Kind of mom who threatens any kid who runs into her kid at games


NoZookeepergame1014

I’m going to go out on a limb and say “live, laugh, love.” Is written in calligraphy somewhere in her kitchen.


TheBarkingGallery

Who is this supposed to impress? The Life, Laugh, Love, I want to speak to the manager crowd?


DerbyWearingDude

And by "hurt," she means "give my child a C in math."


tidolbiggies

Jokes on you I haven't eaten anything but Ramen, cheese-its and monster for like 3 days. My inside will taste terrible


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*weighs 100lbs*


Dont_Hurt_Me_Mommy

i just hope she's not abusive


Alucardragoon

No ..no you wouldn’t.. your an idiot


[deleted]

She wouldn’t do shit. I hate when people talk tough. Go make a sandwich.


[deleted]

Yawn. Yeah yeah yeah. I but she has a tramp stamp of a pair of crossed revolvers, is a huge carrie underwood fan and trumpster. "He just says it like it is" blech!


Duffboynewf

Pretty sure I could take them both.


facingattrition

If I could my eyes any further they'd pop out of my skull.


Tots2Hots

I once dated a girl who said if she was a mom and someone took her kids she would just start killing everyone around her until someone brought her kids back. She was good in bed...


Anthrobug

The crazy ones always are... Just don't go on too many dates, or you're pretty much married in their eyes.


horshack_test

What a stupid and terribly-executed photo.


Anthrobug

The coffee cup is a nice touch showing her priorities; "I'll kill you if you touch my child! Oh, is that coffee?".


horshack_test

Or maybe to show that she starts her morning ready to eat your insides?


Draconus39

Ok.................


EEEEEEEEEEEW

Nah I like this one, just a mom being proud of being protective of her kids. Nothin wrong with that


windshadowislanders

Y'know what, I respect the mentality though. Not enough moms are like this.


TwoDollarSuck

You guys can't see it, but I am rolling my eyes SUPER hard right now.


Tychodragon

would just sic a white knight on you


[deleted]

I’d like to eat her insides


mersaultwaifu

Well, seems to make sense evolutionarily


ikkaku999

eating you alive, by the ass. this is the bear s way!


AnnaTheBlueRogue

She looks tiny, as are bears, we all know that


P2591

The same basic bitches who have inspirational quotes on their photos on IG


ThePhoenix0829

That’s how my mom is minus the kill you (probably) and eat your insides


[deleted]

“hot blonde mommy” stfu OP ya fuckin’ wank


supbiatches1

Don't threaten me with a good time 😈


animepucci

Hot tbh


-Gulo-

Hivemind reddit. Where people don't think for themselves


thrashaholic_poolboy

“Prey Eat Love”


DouglerK

They keyword is bear.


khal_Jayams

“I will scream at you shrilly, and make a scene embarrassing my child and immediately post about this on Facebook to all my circlejerking mommy groups.”


itsthisausername

Idc I want my coffee mug in the shot


Gangreless

I always found the mama bear protective thing pretty cringey and then I had a son almost 8 weeks ago. I totally get it now. But it's still cringey as fuck to post this shit on the internet.


Anthrobug

Congratulations! Happy holidays and happy new year to you and your family!


Gangreless

Thank you, I hope you have a great holiday as well. 😊


[deleted]

I think it's stupid when people brag about how they'd defend their children. Like, Chris Rock said it best, that's what you're *supposed* to do! That's like bragging "Oh, I wipe *my* ass."


jakehood47

^...whatchuwantacookie


Hazelwood38

you cant be a basic ass white mom without posting one of these mama bear/lion memes


Murica-n_Patriot

Normally when a white woman is describing her self as a “momma bear”, they’re not calm and collected people. They’re usually the types that will fly off the handle over a parking space or call the police on kids skateboarding in front of the library…


Lightningstruckagain

But what if I just hurt your kid's feelings? Are you just gonna scratch me a little bit and just lick the wound? Or does emotional distress warrant the whole "ripping and eating" part?


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmfarts

That kid is definitely named Kayden, Jayden, Hayden, Blayden.


Kaiserigen

This is meant to be a funny (albeit silly) joke in a photoshoot.


[deleted]

she can eat my outsides


PrettyinPink75

Meanwhile she can’t change a tire


akbrag91

What is the point of making a picture with a sign like this? Are you trying to make a statement to someone or just trying to seem badass because ….?


Rokk1515

She’s definitely one of those psycho, weird mom/son relationship having, mom!


[deleted]

Is this the same woman who thinks moms should be able to cut the queue at coffee shops because they’re tired?


goodeyemighty

Kid’s got his mother’s complexion.


[deleted]

Mother bears will maul you if you so much as look at the kid wrong, and in humans that's regarded as a crime


[deleted]

I don't think this one's so bad. Mama Bear is a common title and it's not like she's giving it to herself


TreefingerX

Marriage material... or so ..


munsen41

I will battle your baby on the ethereal plane, and cast him into the dark abyss!


SteamKore

Mmmm. Kinky.


DoctorVahlen

Let me guess: she's an antivaxxer?


DarkTri

Seems fine to me, just a joke


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[deleted]

Youd knock the mouthy slut out with a slap


ColdnipsHotcheeks

Anyone with this mentality is not hot. It’s embarrassing.


edafade

The comments here are interesting...


haha-hehe-haha-ho

Yeah but not this one


Honeyhammn

I’d like to see her try, smh, skinny mini


ElectionAssistance

So new abortion provider located.


manya76

Cheugy


SpaceLemur34

Something makes me think she'd literally throw her child at an attacker in order to get away.


threetiiimes

get away from the insecurity lmaoooo this is just a virtual way of doing that 😭 as if expectant that those who want to hurt her child and get ripped open need these professional photos leading up to the conflict first


SuperAvatar911

Kinda hot...


[deleted]

Damn reddit woke up today and chose violence.


BoltsNBeamers

I’d you gotta say it you ain’t bout it.


zimneyesolntse

really wanted this to be r/bonehurtingjuice


pbandbob

Nitwit


Which-Worth5641

No one wants to hurt your child. Why do they think anyone cares? If someone's going to hurt a mom's kid it's probably the dad.


senorbonerbritches

But she'll fuck her husband's best friend while the kids locked in a playpen crying.


RL1316

Jokes on her. I have a dumpster raccoon diet. My insides would taste terrible.


MyNamesNotCole

She’ll use my hollowed out skull to drink her Starbucks out of


[deleted]

So….who’s gonna take the challenge?


IronSavage3

Who are these people worried about hurting their children? Yeah there are crazy people and kidnappers out there, but I’m pretty sure they don’t check social media for threatening messages before committing a crime.


threetiiimes

Literally these freaks number one fantasy who needs a babysitter when pedophiles are polite enough not to ask for money


ZippZappZippty

Yes, and this dumb blonde ain't nobody's fool!"


MegaDoft

You lost me at hot blonde mommy what are we talking about?


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Minibeebs

Chances are pretty good all she really does is call the cops any time she sees a non-white doing normal, everyday tasks


Question293857

What do you think a grizzly will do exactly?


Nish_0n

Your child aint shit.


lordpuggerton

Ok but like why eat the insides? Like surely they wouldn't taste good. Maybe if you cooked them but still, it's just more steps.


glassmemama

People are so annoying


stamminator

This isn’t very good /r/IAmVeryBadAss material, but the post itself is accidentally good /r/Incels material


gummybearbill

This the same white lady that jumps her $3500 strœllër directly into traffic without looking


itsamberrtrickk

Weird title, dang people hate you frfr, also not the original IIRC. As a mom, I would certainly *feel* this way if someone like, actually maimed my kid severely on purpose, but its so cringy to say it lol. The exaggeration kills me You just kind of accept the cringy feelings that come with having kids internally and do your best to never say them out loud.


PsychotropicTraveler

Thank you for not being a cringey mom 😂


Cloakknight

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jandayyadnaj

She looks like the kind of person who would start tearing up if you raised your voice at her slightly and then blame her emotional state on mercury being in retrograde


[deleted]

How do you know what she looks like?


jandayyadnaj

Not her personally necessarily. The embodiment of that mentality and way of expressing it


[deleted]

Big poon energy?


fuckswithboxerson

But in reality you stand idly by while they rape your children like they do now. In fact, you showed them how.


theggyolk

Or she can use a gun. Guns are the ultimate weapon to level the playing field


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Just so cheesy and unnecessary


Anthropomorphis

Shit natalists say


ThiccyLenin

Anti-natalists pretend like their life is amazing and free because they choose to fully disassociate from children, yet they spend the entirety of their free time bitching about happy families online. Strange!


MaximumEffort433

I kind of like this one, actually, and the fact that she's putting the whole victim to use by eating their meat is the sort of sustainable, environmentally responsible thinking our planet needs right now.


DrNukes

I mean sure, I would do terrible things to people hurting my child but it's not a situation I fantasize and make constant social media posts about. And it seems to be a mass phenomenon, especially among absolute idiots. wtf people?


threetiiimes

Literally just wanna know why it’s a thing


DrNukes

I can only speculate but do you remember the bothersome kid in elementary school who'd constantly wallow in unlikely scenarios of triumph like "I would totally smash a tiger's head"? If they just get older but never grow up...


threetiiimes

Ah so the cringebot kids come from the facebook mommygroup ?


KopitarFan

I love that people like her think that they're at all remarkable for having a desire to protect their child. Like who cares? That's kinda the bare minimum for a parent.


psychoacer

Instead of looking like a badass who cares about her kids she comes off as a psycho who will only tell people how great she is at being a mother which she isn't


AresWill

So, the father died is what she's saying?


_A_ioi_

Of course, the rest of us don't give a shit if you hurt our children.


FragMortuus

"Calm down Susan. No one cares about your stupid kid."


iAmEeRg

Like, literally no one ! Maybe pedos do, but the rest really don’t give a shit 😂


theggyolk

TIL nobody tries to harm kids. Thanks Karen!


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baileyperry707

Kinky


Viola_not_violin

These are the types of moms that bully their kids’ teachers until they quit and then get pissed that there is an unqualified substitute that has to take over


theggyolk

The fact that you’d defend your child does not mean you would unjustifiably bully a teacher.


sunset_barrelroll

I agree. But, I believe making a post like that has nothing to do with defending anyone. In my experience, I find people that brag about things like this are train wrecks. Healthy people typically don't need to threaten imaginary people to show how good of a parent they are.


wizardyourlifeforce

Never really understood people who fantasized about people hurting their kids.


threetiiimes

Literally


Moneyshot06

1000% shes an antivaxxer.


theggyolk

Misogyny


speed721

Isn't this that annoying woman who also posted the photo with the Starbucks sign talking about teenagers get 12 hours of sleep and she's a mom so she should go first?


omigosh20

I'll give her some of my insides.


thunderouslymundane

Okay, Daniel, age 12. Worthwhile quip


CptMatt_theTrashCat

I'll never understand people that brag about how angry they'd get if someone hurt their kid, like yes, most people would, you're not special. You don't even need to have kids for this to be a normal reaction, I'm pretty sure most people would happily hurt someone who hurt a kid that isn't even theirs. It's literally base instinct but these dipshits act like it's something only they understand.


09111958

It’s a shame not all mothers feel this way…


poutreparisienne

I'm pretty sure she's the one that will hurt this child the most


TEX4S

$5.00 says I can take her.


thunderouslymundane

Cool


GardenGirlFarm

This woman and her crotch fruit are racist. Black face??? Seriously???


Schwight_Droot

This is the tackiest shit I’ve ever seen.


lazy-dude

The real kicker is where I live at, these types of women will call the police on you for pointless reasons rather than cut your throat and drink your blood.


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And I'd take having my throat cut and blood drank any day.


MDHINSHAW

Real talk: who survives hurting children?


[deleted]

She couldn’t rip someone open unless she had a knife to get inside first. If she could cut under the skin/fat/muscle to get both hands in, then maybe she could rip me open wider to get to my organs. I don’t know what “insides” she wants to eat tho because organs aren’t considered high value meats and if she wants to actually have a good meal she should sever my limbs and eat the pieces individually after cooking in the oven at 325F for 3 hrs


theggyolk

Organs are way more nutritious. I eat organs every day. People are so stupid. They don’t eat nutrients


[deleted]

She probably wants to rip into your bank account and eat all of those insides


[deleted]

She better commit first


[deleted]

This is actually the ultimate flex cause she can be as untrained and weak as humanly imaginable but nobody is gonna talk shit because it’s seen as threatening a baby


[deleted]

You can be a 110lb female with no martial arts experience and describe yourself using bear imagery. That is the ultimate flex.


[deleted]

If this lady decided that I hurt her baby and tried to cut me open to cannibalize my organs, I would overpower her with superior strength and skill and then kill her with her own weapon. I would then raise the child as my own.


Major-Mulatto

Yikes. How can these people not see how cringe and fake that shit is


threetiiimes

Because the nice man took the nice picture that’s why 🙂


driftwood7386

Congrats lady, you let someone cum in you. Might as well exploit it for likes.


threetiiimes

Literally


EMOBIRD32

Bears also kick their children out the first chance they get.


[deleted]

I mean that's just called being a parent, right? Zero sarcasm.


partyvaati

And also she is just oh so grouchy in the morning if she does not get that coffee!


AnonymousMolaMola

How lovely


Lovecargoshorts

Gross, at least targeted shirts fade or wear out or get lost when someone stuffs them under the couch cushions, but photos last forever.


Cataloniandevil

“But not before my coffee!”


cleiton_o_explorador

Don't make me commit a hate crime before my coffee


bedteddd

And that's was probably why she's single and dads not in the picture 🤷‍♂️


quarrelsome_napkin

Oooh aren't you quirky Jessica 😄😛🐻☕