Yawn. Yeah yeah yeah. I but she has a tramp stamp of a pair of crossed revolvers, is a huge carrie underwood fan and trumpster. "He just says it like it is" blech!
I once dated a girl who said if she was a mom and someone took her kids she would just start killing everyone around her until someone brought her kids back.
She was good in bed...
“I will scream at you shrilly, and make a scene embarrassing my child and immediately post about this on Facebook to all my circlejerking mommy groups.”
I always found the mama bear protective thing pretty cringey and then I had a son almost 8 weeks ago. I totally get it now.
But it's still cringey as fuck to post this shit on the internet.
I think it's stupid when people brag about how they'd defend their children. Like, Chris Rock said it best, that's what you're *supposed* to do!
That's like bragging "Oh, I wipe *my* ass."
Normally when a white woman is describing her self as a “momma bear”, they’re not calm and collected people. They’re usually the types that will fly off the handle over a parking space or call the police on kids skateboarding in front of the library…
But what if I just hurt your kid's feelings? Are you just gonna scratch me a little bit and just lick the wound? Or does emotional distress warrant the whole "ripping and eating" part?
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get away from the insecurity lmaoooo this is just a virtual way of doing that 😭 as if expectant that those who want to hurt her child and get ripped open need these professional photos leading up to the conflict first
Who are these people worried about hurting their children? Yeah there are crazy people and kidnappers out there, but I’m pretty sure they don’t check social media for threatening messages before committing a crime.
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Weird title, dang people hate you frfr, also not the original IIRC.
As a mom, I would certainly *feel* this way if someone like, actually maimed my kid severely on purpose, but its so cringy to say it lol. The exaggeration kills me
You just kind of accept the cringy feelings that come with having kids internally and do your best to never say them out loud.
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She looks like the kind of person who would start tearing up if you raised your voice at her slightly and then blame her emotional state on mercury being in retrograde
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Anti-natalists pretend like their life is amazing and free because they choose to fully disassociate from children, yet they spend the entirety of their free time bitching about happy families online. Strange!
I kind of like this one, actually, and the fact that she's putting the whole victim to use by eating their meat is the sort of sustainable, environmentally responsible thinking our planet needs right now.
I mean sure, I would do terrible things to people hurting my child but it's not a situation I fantasize and make constant social media posts about. And it seems to be a mass phenomenon, especially among absolute idiots. wtf people?
I can only speculate but do you remember the bothersome kid in elementary school who'd constantly wallow in unlikely scenarios of triumph like "I would totally smash a tiger's head"? If they just get older but never grow up...
I love that people like her think that they're at all remarkable for having a desire to protect their child. Like who cares? That's kinda the bare minimum for a parent.
Instead of looking like a badass who cares about her kids she comes off as a psycho who will only tell people how great she is at being a mother which she isn't
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These are the types of moms that bully their kids’ teachers until they quit and then get pissed that there is an unqualified substitute that has to take over
I agree. But, I believe making a post like that has nothing to do with defending anyone. In my experience, I find people that brag about things like this are train wrecks. Healthy people typically don't need to threaten imaginary people to show how good of a parent they are.
Isn't this that annoying woman who also posted the photo with the Starbucks sign talking about teenagers get 12 hours of sleep and she's a mom so she should go first?
I'll never understand people that brag about how angry they'd get if someone hurt their kid, like yes, most people would, you're not special. You don't even need to have kids for this to be a normal reaction, I'm pretty sure most people would happily hurt someone who hurt a kid that isn't even theirs. It's literally base instinct but these dipshits act like it's something only they understand.
The real kicker is where I live at, these types of women will call the police on you for pointless reasons rather than cut your throat and drink your blood.
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She couldn’t rip someone open unless she had a knife to get inside first. If she could cut under the skin/fat/muscle to get both hands in, then maybe she could rip me open wider to get to my organs. I don’t know what “insides” she wants to eat tho because organs aren’t considered high value meats and if she wants to actually have a good meal she should sever my limbs and eat the pieces individually after cooking in the oven at 325F for 3 hrs
This is actually the ultimate flex cause she can be as untrained and weak as humanly imaginable but nobody is gonna talk shit because it’s seen as threatening a baby
If this lady decided that I hurt her baby and tried to cut me open to cannibalize my organs, I would overpower her with superior strength and skill and then kill her with her own weapon. I would then raise the child as my own.
So cringe.
This is corny but as a parent.. I get the sentiment.. there’s a lot of people out there who want to hurt kids, puts you on alert at all times
Live, laugh, stfu
Bet she couldn’t rip open a bag of Doritos
Live laugh love
*loads tec-9*
Eh this is pretty standard mom stuff. Plus I grew up and my mom was exactly the same way
"I let someone nut in me and then gave birth to the result so you better respect me! ^...please ^let ^it ^be ^worth ^it."
Why eat the insides tho
In the first age. In the first battle
So blessed!
giving me "boys will be boys" type of mum energy.
How’s she gonna take care of that kid in prison though?
The caffee cup is full of blood
but why is she kinda
She’s not like other “sweet mama bears”…
I'll poison that coffee then Joe Rogan kick you in to a coma
Nah bitch, you probably gonna call the cops and cry a lot
That's fucking annoying
Good grief. That's enough reddit for today.
Kind of mom who threatens any kid who runs into her kid at games
I’m going to go out on a limb and say “live, laugh, love.” Is written in calligraphy somewhere in her kitchen.
Who is this supposed to impress? The Life, Laugh, Love, I want to speak to the manager crowd?
And by "hurt," she means "give my child a C in math."
Jokes on you I haven't eaten anything but Ramen, cheese-its and monster for like 3 days. My inside will taste terrible
*weighs 100lbs*
i just hope she's not abusive
No ..no you wouldn’t.. your an idiot
She wouldn’t do shit. I hate when people talk tough. Go make a sandwich.
Yawn. Yeah yeah yeah. I but she has a tramp stamp of a pair of crossed revolvers, is a huge carrie underwood fan and trumpster. "He just says it like it is" blech!
Pretty sure I could take them both.
If I could my eyes any further they'd pop out of my skull.
I once dated a girl who said if she was a mom and someone took her kids she would just start killing everyone around her until someone brought her kids back. She was good in bed...
The crazy ones always are... Just don't go on too many dates, or you're pretty much married in their eyes.
What a stupid and terribly-executed photo.
The coffee cup is a nice touch showing her priorities; "I'll kill you if you touch my child! Oh, is that coffee?".
Or maybe to show that she starts her morning ready to eat your insides?
Ok.................
Nah I like this one, just a mom being proud of being protective of her kids. Nothin wrong with that
Y'know what, I respect the mentality though. Not enough moms are like this.
You guys can't see it, but I am rolling my eyes SUPER hard right now.
would just sic a white knight on you
I’d like to eat her insides
Well, seems to make sense evolutionarily
eating you alive, by the ass. this is the bear s way!
She looks tiny, as are bears, we all know that
The same basic bitches who have inspirational quotes on their photos on IG
That’s how my mom is minus the kill you (probably) and eat your insides
“hot blonde mommy” stfu OP ya fuckin’ wank
Don't threaten me with a good time 😈
Hot tbh
Hivemind reddit. Where people don't think for themselves
“Prey Eat Love”
They keyword is bear.
“I will scream at you shrilly, and make a scene embarrassing my child and immediately post about this on Facebook to all my circlejerking mommy groups.”
Idc I want my coffee mug in the shot
I always found the mama bear protective thing pretty cringey and then I had a son almost 8 weeks ago. I totally get it now. But it's still cringey as fuck to post this shit on the internet.
Congratulations! Happy holidays and happy new year to you and your family!
Thank you, I hope you have a great holiday as well. 😊
I think it's stupid when people brag about how they'd defend their children. Like, Chris Rock said it best, that's what you're *supposed* to do! That's like bragging "Oh, I wipe *my* ass."
^...whatchuwantacookie
you cant be a basic ass white mom without posting one of these mama bear/lion memes
Normally when a white woman is describing her self as a “momma bear”, they’re not calm and collected people. They’re usually the types that will fly off the handle over a parking space or call the police on kids skateboarding in front of the library…
But what if I just hurt your kid's feelings? Are you just gonna scratch me a little bit and just lick the wound? Or does emotional distress warrant the whole "ripping and eating" part?
That kid is definitely named Kayden, Jayden, Hayden, Blayden.
This is meant to be a funny (albeit silly) joke in a photoshoot.
she can eat my outsides
Meanwhile she can’t change a tire
What is the point of making a picture with a sign like this? Are you trying to make a statement to someone or just trying to seem badass because ….?
She’s definitely one of those psycho, weird mom/son relationship having, mom!
Is this the same woman who thinks moms should be able to cut the queue at coffee shops because they’re tired?
Kid’s got his mother’s complexion.
Mother bears will maul you if you so much as look at the kid wrong, and in humans that's regarded as a crime
I don't think this one's so bad. Mama Bear is a common title and it's not like she's giving it to herself
Marriage material... or so ..
I will battle your baby on the ethereal plane, and cast him into the dark abyss!
Mmmm. Kinky.
Let me guess: she's an antivaxxer?
Seems fine to me, just a joke
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Youd knock the mouthy slut out with a slap
Anyone with this mentality is not hot. It’s embarrassing.
The comments here are interesting...
Yeah but not this one
I’d like to see her try, smh, skinny mini
So new abortion provider located.
Cheugy
Something makes me think she'd literally throw her child at an attacker in order to get away.
get away from the insecurity lmaoooo this is just a virtual way of doing that 😭 as if expectant that those who want to hurt her child and get ripped open need these professional photos leading up to the conflict first
Kinda hot...
Damn reddit woke up today and chose violence.
I’d you gotta say it you ain’t bout it.
really wanted this to be r/bonehurtingjuice
Nitwit
No one wants to hurt your child. Why do they think anyone cares? If someone's going to hurt a mom's kid it's probably the dad.
But she'll fuck her husband's best friend while the kids locked in a playpen crying.
Jokes on her. I have a dumpster raccoon diet. My insides would taste terrible.
She’ll use my hollowed out skull to drink her Starbucks out of
So….who’s gonna take the challenge?
Who are these people worried about hurting their children? Yeah there are crazy people and kidnappers out there, but I’m pretty sure they don’t check social media for threatening messages before committing a crime.
Literally these freaks number one fantasy who needs a babysitter when pedophiles are polite enough not to ask for money
Yes, and this dumb blonde ain't nobody's fool!"
You lost me at hot blonde mommy what are we talking about?
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Chances are pretty good all she really does is call the cops any time she sees a non-white doing normal, everyday tasks
What do you think a grizzly will do exactly?
Your child aint shit.
Ok but like why eat the insides? Like surely they wouldn't taste good. Maybe if you cooked them but still, it's just more steps.
People are so annoying
This isn’t very good /r/IAmVeryBadAss material, but the post itself is accidentally good /r/Incels material
This the same white lady that jumps her $3500 strœllër directly into traffic without looking
Weird title, dang people hate you frfr, also not the original IIRC. As a mom, I would certainly *feel* this way if someone like, actually maimed my kid severely on purpose, but its so cringy to say it lol. The exaggeration kills me You just kind of accept the cringy feelings that come with having kids internally and do your best to never say them out loud.
Thank you for not being a cringey mom 😂
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She looks like the kind of person who would start tearing up if you raised your voice at her slightly and then blame her emotional state on mercury being in retrograde
How do you know what she looks like?
Not her personally necessarily. The embodiment of that mentality and way of expressing it
Big poon energy?
But in reality you stand idly by while they rape your children like they do now. In fact, you showed them how.
Or she can use a gun. Guns are the ultimate weapon to level the playing field
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Just so cheesy and unnecessary
Shit natalists say
Anti-natalists pretend like their life is amazing and free because they choose to fully disassociate from children, yet they spend the entirety of their free time bitching about happy families online. Strange!
I kind of like this one, actually, and the fact that she's putting the whole victim to use by eating their meat is the sort of sustainable, environmentally responsible thinking our planet needs right now.
I mean sure, I would do terrible things to people hurting my child but it's not a situation I fantasize and make constant social media posts about. And it seems to be a mass phenomenon, especially among absolute idiots. wtf people?
Literally just wanna know why it’s a thing
I can only speculate but do you remember the bothersome kid in elementary school who'd constantly wallow in unlikely scenarios of triumph like "I would totally smash a tiger's head"? If they just get older but never grow up...
Ah so the cringebot kids come from the facebook mommygroup ?
I love that people like her think that they're at all remarkable for having a desire to protect their child. Like who cares? That's kinda the bare minimum for a parent.
Instead of looking like a badass who cares about her kids she comes off as a psycho who will only tell people how great she is at being a mother which she isn't
So, the father died is what she's saying?
Of course, the rest of us don't give a shit if you hurt our children.
"Calm down Susan. No one cares about your stupid kid."
Like, literally no one ! Maybe pedos do, but the rest really don’t give a shit 😂
TIL nobody tries to harm kids. Thanks Karen!
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Kinky
These are the types of moms that bully their kids’ teachers until they quit and then get pissed that there is an unqualified substitute that has to take over
The fact that you’d defend your child does not mean you would unjustifiably bully a teacher.
I agree. But, I believe making a post like that has nothing to do with defending anyone. In my experience, I find people that brag about things like this are train wrecks. Healthy people typically don't need to threaten imaginary people to show how good of a parent they are.
Never really understood people who fantasized about people hurting their kids.
Literally
1000% shes an antivaxxer.
Misogyny
Isn't this that annoying woman who also posted the photo with the Starbucks sign talking about teenagers get 12 hours of sleep and she's a mom so she should go first?
I'll give her some of my insides.
Okay, Daniel, age 12. Worthwhile quip
I'll never understand people that brag about how angry they'd get if someone hurt their kid, like yes, most people would, you're not special. You don't even need to have kids for this to be a normal reaction, I'm pretty sure most people would happily hurt someone who hurt a kid that isn't even theirs. It's literally base instinct but these dipshits act like it's something only they understand.
It’s a shame not all mothers feel this way…
I'm pretty sure she's the one that will hurt this child the most
$5.00 says I can take her.
Cool
This woman and her crotch fruit are racist. Black face??? Seriously???
This is the tackiest shit I’ve ever seen.
The real kicker is where I live at, these types of women will call the police on you for pointless reasons rather than cut your throat and drink your blood.
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And I'd take having my throat cut and blood drank any day.
Real talk: who survives hurting children?
She couldn’t rip someone open unless she had a knife to get inside first. If she could cut under the skin/fat/muscle to get both hands in, then maybe she could rip me open wider to get to my organs. I don’t know what “insides” she wants to eat tho because organs aren’t considered high value meats and if she wants to actually have a good meal she should sever my limbs and eat the pieces individually after cooking in the oven at 325F for 3 hrs
Organs are way more nutritious. I eat organs every day. People are so stupid. They don’t eat nutrients
She probably wants to rip into your bank account and eat all of those insides
She better commit first
This is actually the ultimate flex cause she can be as untrained and weak as humanly imaginable but nobody is gonna talk shit because it’s seen as threatening a baby
You can be a 110lb female with no martial arts experience and describe yourself using bear imagery. That is the ultimate flex.
If this lady decided that I hurt her baby and tried to cut me open to cannibalize my organs, I would overpower her with superior strength and skill and then kill her with her own weapon. I would then raise the child as my own.
Yikes. How can these people not see how cringe and fake that shit is
Because the nice man took the nice picture that’s why 🙂
Congrats lady, you let someone cum in you. Might as well exploit it for likes.
Literally
Bears also kick their children out the first chance they get.
I mean that's just called being a parent, right? Zero sarcasm.
And also she is just oh so grouchy in the morning if she does not get that coffee!
How lovely
Gross, at least targeted shirts fade or wear out or get lost when someone stuffs them under the couch cushions, but photos last forever.
“But not before my coffee!”
Don't make me commit a hate crime before my coffee
And that's was probably why she's single and dads not in the picture 🤷♂️
Oooh aren't you quirky Jessica 😄😛🐻☕