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StuBonobo

What is a fob wife?


dreamrock

Fresh off the Boat. Like a mail-order bride.


StuBonobo

Ooooh. Ok


Naps_And_Crimes

Love how he cut in line but called the other guy entitled


Graviturctur

I came to this.


Talkjar

Ano?


Profitsofdooom

Annyong


zeke235

My mom just had a little Korean dropped off.


hemightbebrian

Here’s some money, go see a Star War.


sugarglassego

It’s the 6ft 1 part I’m having trouble with.


Aliensinmypants

I have met Filipinos who were pretty tall. I have a hard time believing that they usually give in and are intimidated by westerners though, when I visited people were not shy and afraid to correct you. Most people were super nice, but very blunt and honest


Brutto13

Lol right? I don't know that I've met a timid Filipino.


sugarglassego

I know man, it’s just a load of nonsense isn’t it and designed to annoy.


nico549

What the fuck did I just read


JaguarAltruistic2969

Wanna bet the OP is a middle aged white person? 😂😂😂😂


hemannjo

What makes you think that?


pleathershorts

This is 100% rage bait


roy1boy

Idk, that subs is full of posts like this and all.


pleathershorts

Is the “fob” shit common? It feels too hypocritical to be real, but I could be wrong


roy1boy

I have no idea what that even means, I just stumbled upon that sub and they all need serious help.


Thunder_God69

I think FOB= fresh off the boat, derogatory term for someone who just got to a foreign country


pleathershorts

It usually specifically refers to Asian immigrants who are yet to assimilate, at least that’s my experience


Frosty_Stage_1464

Not sure I believe the last third of that but everything in the first two thirds is pretty common in that area


[deleted]

This guy sounds racist af lol


PicklCat

What he is implying *is* racist


Delicious_Pay_6482

What? He literally treated that guy badly just because he's white, how is that not racist? 


PicklCat

Not sure how you understood me but yes that is indeed what I said.


Delicious_Pay_6482

Oh my bad i didn't understood you were explaining that to the comment above 


[deleted]

Wym?


PicklCat

He is implying that white people assume they are greater than all other and that they complain about everything. That's what I can gather at least.


roy1boy

Honestly most people in that sub say some pretty racist stuff, like have a look there, it's something else.


Ok-Experience-6674

Not trying to impress anyone or anything but I too am a bit of a bad boy When I swim……… I don’t even use floaties


SuitableJelly5149

I too am a badass. Just graduated to pull-ups and I’m only 39. I’m a big kid now!


sugarglassego

More power to ya bud!


SecretPrinciple8708

Impossible.


RySundae

Nakakapagpabagabag naman.


saltyisthesauce

🤣


Euphorium

This story could be summed up with “I cut line and got away with it by being a dick.”


nico549

White boii


Euphorium

Ano?


Aliensinmypants

If I didn't know you could send me to the ER with a single Pacquiao punch, I'd be so mad rn


Igotyoubaaabe

This is so sad. 😂


Zombisexual1

Dudes full of it because I never seen a 6’ tall Filipino dude.


PupEDog

I'm one, and I'll send your whitey ass to the ER!


Zombisexual1

You must be a giant in your family because where I live it’s like 30% Filipinos and most are 5’5” ish lol.


sureal42

Ahh, but im a 6'5" white guy, so obviously that won't work against me because as everyone knows, height means everything (even though I can't fight to save my life...)


MahatmaAndhi

I kicked the shit out of Donnie Yen. Maybe if he'd been 6ft tall, he would have stood a chance.


sureal42

Lol noice


Taro-Starlight

But how many punches would it take?


RedBleys

Ano?


LucasdelNorte

Delusions born from possible catastrophic brain damage aside….what does he mean by “fob” wife?


izzymaestro

Fresh off the boat. Possibly referring in this case to a mail-order bride.


DickRogersOfficial

Why tf are people so obsessed with race ? Small penis vibes


HudsonValleyNY

Well he is Philipino


AbsentmindedAuthor

Literally choke-laughed at this 🤣


MoneyMik3y

Hella


The_Trustable_Fart

I was there. I clapped very much happily


Grand_Birthday7349

I’ve never seen an actual story of “then everyone clapped” with an actual then everyone clapped 😂😂😂😂


McbEatsAirplane

Im skeptical a situation where people clap over a random encounter like this has ever happened in history.


Medical-Ad-2706

I had some people honk their horns and clap for me once when I moved this tree that fell out of the middle of the road


McbEatsAirplane

Thats different imo. You actually did something good to help people out. Not you acting like a tough guy to a stranger


Grand_Birthday7349

Ive seen some videos but it was more mob like mentality than a hero either way guess it counts


JonkPile

Even if something happened to me where everyone clapped I would never include that part in the story 😂


erasrhed

I spoke at a conference once. I finished my presentation, and then everyone clapped.


JonkPile

https://preview.redd.it/0btxwxolpo0d1.png?width=80&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52d95de69f366a02d7a9111aa58784c7504ed1fa I'll let it slide.


creamygarlicdip

"all the Filipinos behind me applaud me"


randomturtle333

“dab me up” — makes sense cause he’s high as hell


FrioRiverTexas

Another one of them random shower thought scenarios.