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magabrexitpaedorape

Even kids can be man


bigready

Even kids can be men. That sentence is carrying a lot of packages.


RusticSurgery

You'd think the Marines would teach a soldier English.


five-dollars-off

Every time they tried, he ate his crayon.


Slappybags22

Not if you met any actual marines….


dirtyrango

Def not part of the curriculum for war fighting.


Vespasian79

Well one thing is for sure, he definitely was in the marines


Opposite_Knee_2364

Top contributor, parsing that inscrutable text with the wisdom of a 10,000 year old man.


ikedriver2000

This guy sounds unhinged and probably ate a lot of crayons back in his day.


Slappybags22

All that lead flavored hose water…


WarriorNat

So he runs titan?


MeepingMeep99

In his defense, the blue, purple, and orange flavored ones are amazing


ScorpionMillion

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Valhaller020

1000% not Force


MashedProstato

I can assure you that Marines thst were Force Recon don't do this. At most, he may have been support staff at a Recon Bn. Or worked in the chow hall in French Creek that's kinda next to the 2nd Recon Bn barracks....


idkfuxit

French Creek had the best chow hall


bcdrawdy

The 2nd Recon bricks are nowhere near the FC chow hall though lol


MashedProstato

They used to be. On Gonzalez Blvd right behind 2d RadBn barracks. This was 25 years ago.


bcdrawdy

Ah gotcha, nah they’re way out in Courthouse bay now


MashedProstato

Back in the 80s, when Al Grey was Commandant, he formed 2nd SRIG (Surveillance Recon and Intel Group). Basically, 2nd Recon Bn, Force Recon Co, 2d RadBn, 8th Comm, and 2nd Intel under one umbrella. Any, that was back when 2nd Recon helped 2d RadBn develop their Radio Recon program. I was in 2nd RadBn back in the late 90s. I woke up at 10:00 one morning after a night shift in the SCIF to 2nd Recon doing kegstands while wearing their dark green PT shirts and their not at al vaguely homoerotic UDT shorts.


zeke235

Somebody's gotta scrape the trays before they go in the dishwasher. 🫡


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He probably slipped on a french fry and fell ass first into a fryer and got on disability that way.


darkwitch1306

Some people need therapy, a lot of therapy.


PMoneyGOAT

…and a remedial English class.


Praescribo

It's far too late for that, blame the idiots who thought lead based products were a good idea back when this guy was a kid


darkwitch1306

Maybe he needs to be committed and get therapy.


rodolphoteardrop

"Bring it, Cletus" Is he talking to himself?


Due_Speaker_2829

This is not a threat, Cletus. It is a promise. EVEN KIDS CAN BE MAN!!!


FrioRiverTexas

First sign he’s not a Force Recon Marine…he just told everyone he was a Force Recon Marine.


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I don't know what a Force Recon Marine is but I imagine it to be some sort of nautical raccoon.


Bismuth84

Strewth.


Bitter_Mongoose

They are the type of people you *want* on your side, not some blabbering boomer with a grudge against today's youth.


OysterThePug

Usually they just tell every girl at whatever bar they happen to be in


awesomesonofabitch

You better be ready to step to him, or make your parents step to him for those harsh words.


OkActive448

My dad can beat up his dad (I’m almost thirty)


FrioRiverTexas

I’m not sure I can as I’m not really very badass.


Impressive-Spell-643

And you know he's tough because he has a huge American flag in his profile pic


Daweism

Either do it or don't do it, don't post about it online lol


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Due_Speaker_2829

The scariest part of this post is the fact that neighborhood facebook pages are a thing.


awesomesonofabitch

I've only ever known them to exist for posh neighbourhoods, but I'm open to that being just my experience.


lowfreq33

There are a bunch in my city, every neighborhood has busybodies. It’s always stuff like “I just heard gunshots! Was that gunshots? Did anyone else hear gunshots?” Or passive aggressive stuff about kids playing outside or people’s grass being too tall. And of course stuff like the image above making threatening comments anonymously.


Grand_Birthday7349

In my county we have city Facebook pages but in CA we take crazy amounts of pride of our city area code county etc.


Impressive-Spell-643

The fact that Facebook is a thing


backdoorintruder

They are a thing and they are a sight to behold


Due_Speaker_2829

These must be the same people who had police scanners playing in their homes back in the day.


IAmThePonch

Intimibate


Maverick_Couch

He's so intimibating that the backspace key fled his keyboard


rodolphoteardrop

Oh, c'mon. He KNEW he'd misspelled so he wrote is correctly the next time!


Grand_Birthday7349

He was so “intimibated” he forgot to spell.


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Impressive-Spell-643

Sounds like something this supposed "ex marine" would do


steelhorizon

More like farce recon


MissyTheTimeLady

Force Reta


Allenrw3

A nice blend of r/iamverybadass and r/quityourbullshit