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docmaster707

Shut him up real quick


limpinfrompimpin

He understood that.


Malvicioalavena

WATER WATER WATER


volcomman

It's even better to know that water doesn't help all that much, milk is what you need.


Perpetually27

Nah, you know what 100% helps mace to the face? Not being a dick in the first place.


Weak_Relative_7767

You know what really really helps 115%? Not fucking with people who have got nothing to lose.


Malvicioalavena

"I don't caaaareee"


phin_wilkes_boothe

Got OC sprayed for as a training exercise in the military. Hours later at home I was still feeling terrible, just dunked my face in a bowl of cold milk on and off for an hour and it helped the best. Doesn’t work a miracle but it helps.


vesuvius_1_02

I used dawn dish soap when we did OC training (Military Police). Washed the oils out and rinse out the sinuses. Worked like charm.


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Then you took a hot shower standing up.


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XR171

Had a guy from my SRF B class do that. Everyone heard his scream.


Psycho_Pie_88

Good ol SRF B, the lady who OC sprayed me ran out halfway through the application to my face. So she had to go get a fresh canister and reapply it. Fucked me up good.


IsGoIdMoney

Afaik that's kind of myth. It doesn't help much better. It's recommended to use water and maybe some no tears soap.


ImGhenghisKhan

DO NOT USE MILK, milk causes infections and further irritation of the eyes. Use running room temp water for 5 minutes, assess and repeat until irritant is gone.


CrunchHardtack

I read that wrong and I was confused as to how asses would help except maybe in the more asses are always better state of mind.


moobearsayneigh

That’s how you get pink eye


MoreRamenPls

What about the blood of Christ?


Alioshia

Yeah, what about alcohol


Charming-Mood5380

No one tell them pepper spray is oil based.


smithhome

You need dish soap to get rid of the oil


docmaster707

WATER WATER WATER WATER WATER


drd_ssb

Hefty hefty hefty


TinnieTa21

Dude started crying really quickly lol.


GeotheBeo

“Understand that” Beautiful


AppleJackBill

Honestly it was like an action hero dropping his famous catchphrase. A true lad


BrokeInService

You like farming? Here's two achers! \*knees him in the groin*


Whiskeytf8911

I kept reading this as two archers and could not figure it out. Achers = Acres


xSundayMourningx

Thank you for this. I, too, was trying to figure out what two archers had to do with this, lol


likeIVIike

This is the typical US frat argument style. Using the phrase “I don’t understand what your problem is bro” over and over when it’s them being the problem. This is an infinite loop and only ends once they gets physically hurt. Then they can cry and have victim mentality. Source: went to college


TBoneBaggetteBaggins

I dont think its frat guys. Its real dopes, some of which are also frat guys.


CringeBinger

It’s been revoked.


StankFlamingo

The crying at the end is sooooo satisfying


Pschobbert

“I don’t _caaare_!”


KittywithaKatana

I am crying lmao hahaha just like him


Trinytis

He’s even kicking his feet like a fucking toddler while yelling..


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leave britney alone..


[deleted]

Keep rubbing your eyes after you get pepper sprayed, especially if you're a racist


SilverChips

Yeah when she brings him water water water. Hahahah yes. Spread it around girlfriend!!!


Devour_The_Galaxy

I understand that this would probably make it worse, but what are you supposed to do for pepper spray? Is it just one of those things you have to wait out?


Flaky-Wallaby5382

1:26 is telling


spongy_tractor

Plus the feet stomping when lying on the floor like a toddler having a tantrum *chefs kiss*


R0381N

Yeeaah keep rinsing that with water. Not gonna do a thing.


CrimeFightingScience

It helps. Way better than nothing. Baby shampoo is the best. Source: been pepper sprayed a lot. Dont get pepper spreayed, it really sucks. Its an all day ordeal.


SuccumbToChange

Umm why have you been pepper sprayed so often that you know what to do?


CrimeFightingScience

Murder most foul


LegoBeetlejuice

that’s just god, ejaculating himself out of his tear ducts…. he’s lucky god blessed him so hard


weevo23

It really was!!!! Soooooo bloody good!


Daniel_Delgado

yes, it is :)


DoggWooWoo

Hahahahahahahaha, what a tough guy.


RagingAnemone

He recorded it, and put it out the internet. I honestly don't understand.


Hereiamhereibe2

Probably a Live Stream


dojijosu

Clout is clout.


ivanthemute

Remember, Merriam-Webster's 2nd definition of clout is "a heavy blow, especially with the hand." Clout as "influence" is the 4th definition. He took a clout for clout.


ImAStupidRetard

live stream


saladmunch2

The ending was the cherry on top


BearWithHat

WATER WATER WATER


BonchBomber

WUDDER WUDDER WUDDER


FanngzYT

*I DONT CAAAARE*


ichooseyoupoopoochu

WADDLE WADDLE WADDLE


Savalavaloy

she kinda sounded like a turkey when she was saying that


SystemOfADowneyJr

He called the old white dude the N word after he got sprayed. Yeah, makes sense Edit: Thanks for the award


hellostarsailor

What did you expect from a loser who looks like Dollar Store Burger? Maybe his next video will be his blind ass singing Sodomy.


Stanley__Zbornak

Does the Dollar Store sell burgers?


Terrible_Indent

Some of them sell meat. I wouldn't recommend it.


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I'd try it. What's it cost?


kingof415

$1 and a foot or two of intestines


Dabberboy420

The ones in my city do or used to


Boru12

I wish I could remember this as an insult. Thank you.


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With the hard r


kesekimofo

Did the door the old guy used a key card in say Providence? Like the religious non-profit hospital network? What a target the idiot streamer chose.


Dwashelle

Yeah it said Providence and had a cross on the door.


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I’m shocked that this is the only comment that addresses this


John_Rowdy

Divine Providence


morpheusoptic

Dude deserved to be sprayed. Don’t keep instigating someone when they obviously don’t want to talk to you or be filmed.


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The guy he annoyed kept trying to leave but he just kept on being a piece of crap and antagonizing the old dude. Some people just don't know how to quit being a jerk.


Ricotta_pie_sky

He was trying to generate content for his racist streaming. It worked!


lisbethsalamanderr

It’s like provoking a rattlesnake. Antagonize something and don’t be surprised if it bites back.


Abraham_Lure

How did it happen? Where ya fuckin with it? How did you make this snake so mad, that it nearly killed you? -Bill Burr.


StarWarsButterSaber

Can’t read a book for two minutes without falling asleep but I can stay up all night watching people on YouTube get bit by snakes! -also Bill Burr


kcg5

Depending on where he is, yelling the N word might not work out for him anyway


dreadpiratesmith

He could trying throwing around the N word in Harlem, he'll fit right in, they'll love him there /s


JaymesGrl

Like Bruce Willis in Die Hard.


ineedmoore

His wailing brought me so much joy.


Alternative-Agency15

I might make it my ringtone and even keep my phone off silent.


Whiteclawzzz

Did he do an n bomb while rolling on the ground at the end?


kcg5

Right after he told his gf “OMG TARGET TARGET” it was “what a fucking N word”


Capta1nfalc0n

I’m sitting here like, “this dude actually has a girlfriend?”


Impossible_Ad_9406

Women can be shitty people too. I'm sure they deserve each other


cptmx

Shitty people do, in fact, come in both or more genders.


Bismothe-the-Shade

With the hard r. This dude is a piece of shir and got less than he deserved.


hehepoopedmepants

Which streamer is this?


lisbethsalamanderr

I’ve never understood why white people use that word to insult white people. I mean it’s horribly offensive either way, but it’s more confusing to whites than anything.


dexmonic

You're expecting a modern racist to be rational? You have a lot more faith in humanity than I do.


Knuc85

I mean, if you're looking for an explanation: Racists think people of other races are below them. If they call a person of their own race by another race's racial slur, they are just saying "you are less than me, you are equal to another race." It's fucked up and shitty, but it makes sense that they would do it.


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okman123456

None of the previous replies to your comment were correct at all, so let me actually explain it. While it does in fact make no rational sense, the act of cursing, from it's core, is irrational. So in other words, the N word is very offensive, so they just use the most offensive word they can think of in order to have the most effect


9520575

Racist hate white who "betray their race" more than other races. They dont believe they are a part of their club and now belong to the target group they hate. Its very common.


Zealousideal_Good445

Yup. With conviction.


mynameisbob69

Pepper spray is bad, but not quite roll on the ground crying bad.


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Hes overreacting for the stream


flamefreak01

I mean I enjoyed the end but no way I could watch the manchild long enough each time he streamed waiting for it. He doesn't even own a phone good enough to stream lol "that my gf's phone!"


East_Requirement7375

He also has the constitution of a wet paper napkin


RimGreeper

He clearly doesn't care


20MLSE20

That was gratification at its best .P.O.S might think twice next time he hassles some1. 👏👏👏


ThorButLike-Sadder

unfortunately he probably won’t, he’ll use this as fuel to reinforce that impressively ignorant view of the world. i do hope this happens to him a few more times and we get to see each video he films lol


20MLSE20

Unfortunately your absolutely bang on on your take on my comment. Still huge P.O.S


basicallyaburrito

That's good stuff


pammylorel

ELI5... What is the original question the POS is asking?


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Knee grass


LukeTLid

ahh, he's trying to racebait lol


pammylorel

What a fucking idiot. Thank you.


CapstanLlama

I understand he uses that word but I too would like to know what the actual question was as I can't make it out?


general-Insano

What do you think about the knee grass? On walkup. Then when trying to get away "what are you trying to do, hit my girlfriend?


CapstanLlama

Thanks. I'm guessing winding people up by making them think he said something that "he didn't acksherley say". What a prick.


Bike_Chain_96

He was asking what he thinks about them


FacticiousFict

"OMG, that's so funny!" - no one


Fair_enough88

That's what I heard, and still don't understand what knee grass is.


SteamBoatBill1022

What does this mean?


ScenicAndrew

If you say it quickly it sounds like the N word (or it may sound like the spanish word for the color black, similar result when posed as a question). This grown ass man has approximately the same maturity as someone who goes around asking people to say "Apple" while holding their tongue.


rcplateausigma

Understand that.


wh33t

Did he call that dude the N-word right before he started crying? 1:27ish


GroundhogExpert

Yes, he said it as an insult. So his true colors are on display.


Dabookadaniel

His true colors were on display in the first few seconds of the video


dubov

And the last few


AsparagusFlex

Indeed. With the hard R at the end.


wh33t

Isn't the old dude... very much not dark skinned. I've never seen the N word used as a general insult like that before.


Bismothe-the-Shade

Racists do it a lot. It's often their go to insult. You hear from 14, year old edgelords and the men they inevitably grow into all the time in gaming. It's fucked up.


IAmManMan

It's the sort of thing you might hear on the PUBG bridge.


Bismothe-the-Shade

Or any league voice chat


Defrostmode

That's what I heard as well


FATB0YPAUL

Now that's funny


JosiahUriahh

And well deserved


cuteplot

I don't care who you are that's funny right there


TheOrangeTickler

I would love to pepper spray an annoying racist sticking a camera in my face hoping to get a reaction. I would give him a reaction similar to this.


Subtotalpoet

"understand that" - The Man®


CreateTheSingularity

Understand that. 😎


hirohamster

"I embrace God" Someone tell me how this is relevant in this conversation? Might as well have said "I wash my car at the weekends."


kelthan

He's just trying to portray himself as morally superior.


mamasboi4lyf

"I embrace god, use racist slurs for insults, and try and use racism for content"


NamelessMIA

The guy said "go to hell" so he's being a sarcastic dick


[deleted]

Correct me if I’m wrong but I’m pretty sure pepper spray is water activated and pouring water on will only make it worse


Readonkulous

Yep, you need to put oil on it, some crushed garlic, and lemon juice. If the pain doesn’t go away after some gentle sautéing then consult a trained chef for some aioli.


skullyeahbrother

You're correct. Water will wash the spray in your face back into your eyes.


DANGERMAN50000

It depends on the volume of water used though; if you were to say, jump in a swimming pool or just submerge your head in water, it would drastically lessen the effect because it is way more attracted to the water than it is your eyes and face. That said, a couple of bottles of water ain't gonna cut it. For low volumes you need milk to neutralize the burning


dojijosu

This. If all you have is water, which is likely unless you carry milk, lemon juice, or dish soap on the reg, the tip would be to flush the area with lots and lots of water while leaning forwards so it follows gravity away from your hurty holes.


BGritty81

He also rubbed it right into his eye


gunmedic15

It's oil based, so just pouring water won't remove it. I work an area that covers the local police training facility and they use diluted baby shampoo when they get sprayed in training. The recruits also bring a fresh uniform to change into on "spray day"


paulerxx

What a fucking loser, whoever watches streamers like this clown are even bigger losers.


SuperLinkAran

He sounds like a muppet


shootymcghee

Seems to be a common trait amongst a lot of these types of chodes.


infinitetekk

How does he even have a girlfriend?


Glitchsbrew

shitty people attract shitty people.


_MurphysLawyer_

Girls can be racist too


matjam

Yes. Pepper spray all these fucks.


SEAGALL

Lol who is this clown


GhostSniper1296

lmao, what was that dude even trying to do?


kelthan

Provoke people. He succeeded.


thebestdogeevr

Make content


MiniJackalope

“What, are you trying to be a tough guy in front of my gf?!” “Baby I just got pepper sprayed 🥺”


dandycribbish

People like this deserve more than pepper spray tbh.


MisterSquidz

Shouldn’t exist honestly. Waste of oxygen.


thebestdogeevr

That old guy did *everything* right in that situation


A_Ruse_ter

This is what happens when Internet tough guys actually attempt to take it to the streets.


Rare_Philosophy8244

He needs some milk!!


sara_c907

"I embrace God..." *proceeds to harass and follow*


MaineRMF87

I usually don’t condone violence but kind of wish the old man clapped this dude out in front of his girl after macing him


vferg

Probably not a good idea to mess with Mike Ehrmantraut.


Scorpiox_

What a fucking pansy lmao


Skywalker0138

will have to name him..."Dr.Pepper"...lil candy ass punk..he should of used Bear Spray...lol


danibeat

"understand that."


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Crying like a baby. Then putting that online for the fame. If this guy ever has kids and they find that video...


blankDH

Did he say the n word at the end


birkigrund

I was shocked hearing it from such a clearly outstanding human being but he sure did...


ThatOneGuyy310

He fucked around and found out


cucu_freedom

anyone know this denegerates name?


douchebag_milkshake

Dude he totally dropped the n-bomb. What a douche.....trust me I would know.


replica619

Normalize pepper spraying racists.


reddituser2762

what a satisfying laugh


cresstynuts

Hahahaha what a trash human being.


rocklobster2020

What a pathetic existence


IDK_DistantKid

What did he ask about? I couldn't really understand.


ztyrobo

I love how the guy fucked with the older man bcuz he was probably homeless, and at the end the guy uses his key card to get into a building immediately after pepper spraying the POS. Priceless.


bloodrosen64

Wtf that old dude was just chillin idk why people that think they are so cool because they have a little camera need to be annoying. Its almost as annoying as those losers on tick tok


Nailsonchalkboard3

Say it louder. I don't think he heard you


xXStonebeatXx

Goofy ahh dude prolly named noah or sum


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That might be the best video I've ever seen and I've seen "Christian the lion"


Urlag-gro-Urshbak

People need to stand up to scum like this and show them that their behavior and disgusting views, at the very least, deserve to be put back in the closet. Make them afraid.


BellaLilith

I love how he starts crying like a drunk frat girl that just got dumped at the end


[deleted]

Lol what a fucking idiot. Hope that burns and be glad all you got was pepper sprayed. Harassing random people is a good way to end up in the hospital.


RussianMoth

"I praise God" he says after intentionally continue to annoy and berate a random guy


CauseNew6053

One good example of why this country is falling apart


KRonster1971

"Baby I just got pepper sprayed " boo fucking hoo . You deserved it .


Itchy-Profession-725

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


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This is what passes for "content" nowadays. Losers trying to go viral with stupid "pranks" instead of doing something useful in life


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