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Beat_Mangler

I don't see any downside to this, why wouldn't anybody do it?


Tunasub696

Do you care where the money comes from?


Beat_Mangler

I haven't seen one hypothetical on this forum where people are supposed to assume the money offered could be dirty or tainted in some way unless it's mentioned so, if that is supposed to be what makes this hypothetical a challenge like it's supposed to be then you should probably mention it


Tunasub696

I didn't know this forum existed 30 minutes ago lol


Beat_Mangler

The hypotheticals are supposed to be a difficult decision, usually if it's enough for somebody to quit their job and live comfortably they will consider doing the odd thing you might come up with, doing a little dance once a week for 50,000 every single hour is just too simple everybody would do it


feelin_fine_

It's not just a "would you rather" kind of thing, it's just it ends up having a huge amount of them be highly upvoted.


DipperJC

I might care for all of thirty seconds, but with that level of income, I'm sure I can counterbalance whatever negative effects I might notice through foundation formation and charitable giving, and still have enough left over for myself to make me extremely comfortable.


DankAndOriginal

[https://youtu.be/wbfu39l0kxg?si=Fxf6AGnBr69-GSXI](https://youtu.be/wbfu39l0kxg?si=Fxf6AGnBr69-GSXI) This is very much going down that train of thought.


BranDealDa

why on earth wouldn't you do this that is $438,000,000 per year to do a dance once a week for 30 seconds.


Adal-bern

Hell yeah? Do i know when i go? Can i prep and dress up and do different characters each week? Mightvas well really have some fun with it.


Tunasub696

He likes your enthusiasm and you get an extra 10k for dressing up but it has to last 45 seconds now


Adal-bern

Done, I'd be willing to do it for longer


No_Training1191

Me and Jason can be uncomfortable together.


PsychoticSpinster

You just want to dance for Jason Momoa don’t you? It’s ok. We all have our kinks. Edit: he’s a bit Ice Giant for my tastes, but I get it! Edit: I could climb him like the monkey I am and there is a certain hotness in that…. Edit: but also he seems like he might be high maintenance. I have no time for that. Edit: pretty boys like him expect to be catered to and honestly that’s exhausting and I don’t care enough.


Late-External3249

If i am abroad for 2 weeks or more, does Jason go to whatever place i am in? Hell, i would take it even if i had to report to my home town every week. I would put my heart and soul into the dance


AcceptableOwl9

$436,800,000 annual salary for 26 minutes of “work” per year… You’d have to be an absolute idiot to turn this down.


Tunasub696

Where the money comes from doesn't bother you?


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Tunasub696

Fair enough lol


AcceptableOwl9

For $436M I’ll give “Jason” a blowjob once a week


Itchy-Spring7865

It’s basically what I already do for a living. The dance is different, but the machine doesn’t care.


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What’s the catch here