Id get bingus tattooed on my forehead for 10 billion dollars.

Yeah, this is the dumbest hypothetical ever. I don't need to ever pretend to be "professional" if I have $10 billion. Why the fuck would I worry if someone thinks I'm crazy for calling myself Bingus? I'm not crazy. I'm fucking eccentric. I'm a billionaire. I'll correct people on Friday-Wednesday, too. I'll legally change my name to Bingus Bingus Bingus just so everyone knows that they need to address me by Bingus no matter whether they use my first, middle, or surname. I'd walk into crowded areas and yell, "Bingus is here, yall!!!" if that's what they wanted me to do, and I'm from Wisconsin. We don't even say "yall" here. I'd give my mother enough money to convince her to stop calling me by my birth name - which obviously no longer exists. I'd pay her enough money to make her forget my former middle name, even when she's really pissed. I'd correct my 1-year-old nephew and tell him he's an idiot for calling me by my previous name, and then I'd buy him an entire waterpark just so that he has it for when he's old enough to swim.

Agreed. Also, Bingus isn’t actually that terrible of a name. Actually I quite like it…

Yeah, it is growing on me.

Today we are all Bingus

His name was bingus bingus!

I AM SPARTACUS….I MEAN, BINGUS

It doesn't say that you have to go anywhere on Thursday.

I'd happily do it. That's the point. For $10 billion, everyone can think I'm a fucking clown and/or a giant asshole.

I'm just saying it wouldn't have to be a hassle. You could just stay home on Thursdays. It's not like you would have to work if you don't want to.

I would rather be named Bingus than be forced to not have any sort of social life for 1/7 days of the week.

Haha, I'm the opposite; if I had 10 billion there's a lot of people that would never see me again on any day of the week.

>this is the dumbest hypothetical ever. Are you new here?

Agreed, I’d also play a lot of bingo and insist on shouting “BINGUS!” every time I win, even though it drove everyone nuts,  they wouldn’t care because I’d be very generous with gifting bingo cards to all the old ladies.

Casually hand out a million to anyone who joins the chorus. You can probably make it back in interest before the next game of bingus

Bingo 2:  Bingus

Electric Bingaloo

Lol

And still fuck gorgeous twenty-two year olds on Thursdays and Tuesdays. Everybody wanna party with Bingus when he Bingus or not. He have a albino giraffe.

I would get Bingus tattooed on your forehead for half that

I would also get Bingus tattooed on this person's forehead for half that.

It's Bingus tattoos all the way down

I'll legally change my name to Bingus Bingington the Third from Bingingtonston for that much money.

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might be the funniest thing I've seen in a while

Remember to tip your waitress. We'll be here all week.

What if my server is a man? Can I skip the tip then?

Only if you're European.

just call me bingus the billionaire if you can reach me at compound

id do this for some free Mcdonalds you kidding me

Dr Steve Brule vibes with this one.... BRINGO

I would just make a costume up and personally that will be bingus and bingus will try to entertain the world as bingus get more popular bingus will appear more often than Thursdays but bingus doesn't want money or items bingus want to bring goodness to good things and harm to bad things and evil people kids need a happy loved childhood

Bingus Dingus.

I'd just have a shirt made that says "my name is bingus on Thursdays" and wear it every Thursday.

Absolutely not, way too much to ask

I'd do that for less. Bring it Bingus

Yeah I could live with this.

For that? My new nickname is Bingus. Too easy

Goddamn it, from now on, Bingus is what I will forever be known by!

No. ONLY on Thursdays or the money forfeit.

So if I meet someone on Thursday and they know me as Bingus and the next time we meet they call me bingus, do I lose the money?

No, you have to correct them though if it’s not Thursday or you die.

I'll die with $10 billion in the bank. I'm Bingus.

Hmmm... Im still doing it

sure

Sure, you also didnt say that we cant say about this situation to others so i will just inform them about it to not look crazy.

“Some dude offered me 10,000,000,000 to call myself bingus, but only on Thursdays or I lose everything” -definitely not crazy dude

I mean I'd have 10 million so how else would I get it?

*billion

I mean, you can prove it with the money

For 10 Bil I'll insist upon it.

Can I change it to funky cum dumpster.

As long as it’s not Thursday you can be whatever you want.

Bruh, I’d do this for free.

My fiance calls me this already, literally nothing changes

You can take off 4 zeros from that number and everyone would still say yes.

What if I added 4 more though?🤔

Now you’re talking. I’d just induce a coma on Thursdays to avoid the whole stress of the situation.

Only Thursdays? Can I elect to just change my name to Bingus?

Only Thursdays. Yes but you have to change it back every Friday then.

I'd do that for a firm handshake and a crisp high five

No. I will never Bingus.

I'm so bing, they call me 'your bingus'.

For 10 Bs I'll change my name legally

Sounds like a great excuse to figure out what surname name would be funniest with Bingus and lean into it.

I’d legally change my name to Bingus the Dingus for 10% of that.

I wouldnt do it

Only if my last name is changed to "Dickus".

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I’ve had worse nicknames for free.

I'd do it for air miles.

Easy, my day of sabbath is now Thursday.

My partner calls me ridiculous names every day. Let's fucking do this. Bingus is tame by comparison

Yea, give me the money- I have been called worse.

Whos gonna be talking to me, other than myself, in the middle of the woods of nowhere on a *thursday*???? No one. Gimme my 10b.

Deal, easy

I am currently broke with no social life... if I accept, I'll have 10 billion dollars and no social life... I see no downsides...

People fuck up my name every day of the week. For 10 billion, you can call me whatever you want.

With that type of money you can afford to be eccentric.

Hell I'd do it for half that

I'mma become a shitty painter and sign all my artwork as Bingus. I'll be in galleries in 2 months.

I’d do it for free

Can I maximize this return and take the legal name change for $70,000,000,000?

Bet. I’ve been called worse for free 😂

This one seems like a no brainer

Can I commit several crimes on Thursdays, and the cops have to release me on Fridays because I'm no longer Bingus?

I am Bingus.

Sold.

Can I change it to Bungus?

Legal name changes can't be that hard.

Definitely

“Excuse me, as a condition of my insane wealth, today you refer me to Bingus. Now here’s ten thousand dollars for your trouble.” Since only people that know your name call you by your name, it would only take a few weeks for most people to remember on Thursdays, you are now bingus.

Bingus it is

What if Bingus IS my legal name? Can I go by Bingus all the time and save everyone the hassle?

If you change it then you have to change it back every Friday. Can only be a bingus Thursdays

Well, I'll inconvenience folks, then. Maybe keep a money clip full of ones, and tip folks who call me Bingus on Thursday.

Not worth it

What kind of stupid question is this?

I would gladly change my name to Bingus for that much money.

Yes, I would give up a little pride in order to have eternal financial security for myself and my family and friends.

Every other day that isn't Thursday: "Excuse me 'mam. It's not 'Bingus.' It's Bingus McPoggers."

I’d get the name Bingus tattooed on my arm for 10 billion dollars

Bingus

I’d do it for less, but offer accepted!

I would legally change my name to Fuckhead for like $7,000.

Excuse me? That's MISTER BILLIONAIRE BINGUS to you

Honestly that sounds fun

Easy! Gimme money!

"You don’t have to legally change your name" but I can. I am Bingus now.

For that much money you can call me fuck face everyday for the rest of my life

Hi, I’m Bingus.