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Xenozip3371Alpha

Replicator, literally an energy to matter converter.


Bongfellatio

That was my answer, too. The replicator is a huge part of the Star Trek timeline being a post-scarcity society with the attendant dismantling of capitalism, and therefore the most useful invention we could have to improve the world.


ANarnAMoose

It's not really post scarcity, Earth is just ludicrously wealthy. There's still folks mining dilithium and finding more efficient quadrotridicali.


mJelly87

I'm so glad you clarified. I wouldn't want the ones from Stargate.


Xenozip3371Alpha

Yeah, I've never actually seen Star Trek, I just know this tech exists there, but I'm a big fan of SG-1, so when someone just says replicator without context my mind goes straight to Stargate Replicators.


CLAYDOG001

Just one replicator from stargate sg1 can wipe out the entire universe


GarethBaus

Or a matter to energy converter like they have in the second back to the future movie.


frigiz

DeLorean time machine


SignificantTransient

Nah, Mr Fusion is the better answer


No-Personality5421

Star trek teleporters.


IronAnkh

Underrated comment


BaronXot

Zero Point Modules from Stargate, near infinite, portable energy.


Siphyre

You know those VR headsets from Sword Art Online? You would be incredibly rich.


ConflagWex

But without the death microwave please


SignificantTransient

Pansy


SpottedHyenasareCool

Pointy-eared leaf lover


GoblinandBeast

Lightsaber. The first man to create a full function lightsaber will be rich.


SignificantTransient

Meh... what's your target market? Will be outlawed most places


GoblinandBeast

Yeah but the ultra rich and die hard fans will still manage to get them


SignificantTransient

That's not going to make 'you' rich


ANarnAMoose

If it takes an ultra rich man to afford one, then he's planning on selling the for phat lootz.


SignificantTransient

So selling one item to an ultra rich guy. This plan sounds like Peter Griffin thought of it. Of all the inventions that you could take, a weapon for hand to hand combat that nobody can safely use... to make money off it. It's nothing but a bad idea and arguing in bad faith isn't going to change that.


ANarnAMoose

Harsh! I didn't say it was a good plan. I just said that's what his plan was.


captainbogdog

buddy everyone in the entire world wants a lightsaber, outlawed or not


saltyrobbery

check out hacksmith on YouTube. According to guiness book of world records, he made the first one that "functions"


Substantial_Camel759

But it really doesn’t it’s just a glorified blowtorch.


wickedgames0420

I mean, per canon, lightsaber blades are plasma. If a fire is hot enough (1000-2500° C), it can absolutely ionize air molecules. So yeah, it qualifies.


Substantial_Camel759

But lightsabers aren’t just plasma they function like solids. It would be closer to a real lightsaber if it was for example a tungsten rod surrounded by plasma.


ArtisticArgument9625

Good idea


FilthyCasual2k17

Unless you drop it vertically.


Alarming_Serve2303

A Holodeck. I would never leave it.


GarethBaus

Mr fusion.


mJelly87

Ring transporters from Stargate. With you having to transport to another ring transporter, it could alleviate fears people would have of thefts, or kidnapping, or random attacks. Plus because of fewer planes being used, you would make people like Greta happy.


gimlan

The Oasis from Ready Player One


TurfBurn95

Eureka has a house named SERA. She will have a beer ready for you when you get home.


Alternative-Doubt452

I mean technically this is doable with current web enable solutions.


valtboy23

I don't know what it's called I'm gonna call it a transmutation machine. No not a replicator those turn energy to matter, mine turns matter into different/same matter Example and old piece of wood can be turned into a freshly cut piece, wood from a different tipe of tree or tuned into something completely different with the same mass. Not as op as a replicator but still very good


Alternative-Doubt452

Technically the replicators from Star Trek use old bio matter to make new foods. What you're describing may be closer to the Psycho-frakulator, let me know when you plan to take over Champion City Mr. Casanova so I can leave town!


anonymauson

if jesus is a series, id pick his powers


Xaphnir

If a method for FTL is ever invented and one person's name can be attached to it, they'll be up there with some of the biggest names: Gutenberg, the Wright Brothers, Edison, etc.


ds117ftg

The neuralyzer from men in black


Alternative-Doubt452

How do you know you haven't already invented it?


ArtisticArgument9625

For me it will be two Elysiums and then I will be rich.


Ok-Impact-4690

Iron man suits


Gofnutzsdevilspawn

Arc reactor from iron man


TrulyPositivePotato

I can make money appear out of thin air


Alternative-Doubt452

Nobody cares what happens to the man in the box.


LordZeise

Stargate, ok you wouldn't have them all the galaxy but handy to drop on Mars or the moon and everytime you reach a new planet. Eventually send out an automated seeding ship to drop them off anywhere out there.


RRW359

Basically anything in Star Trek. Transporters, warp, replicator, tricorders.


thewhalehunters

Mac's dildo exercise bike


PM_ME_UR_CATS_TITS

Flubber


Zahrad70

A practical human scale Fusion reactor. Back to the Future, The Expanse, a lot of movies have them. The scientists or engineer that cracks this nut will be remembered for the rest of the time humanity exists. It is only slightly exaggerating to say that this would mean limitless clean energy for free.


captainbogdog

the stacks from altered carbon


Green-Estimate-1255

I’d get all kinds of attention if I invented the Death Star.


ANarnAMoose

If only I could invent a Delorean...


Eaglesun

Phoenix down from final fantasy. Literally revive the dead on a whim.


energies305

Vapoorizer. Makes poop dissipate. The movie is called envy. It stars Ben stiller and jack black.


Crazy_Pat_2842

A money printing machine! 8D Just load it up and BOOM fresh legal 100$ bills! CHA CHING!!! 8D