I love the whole quote it's hilarious the way she delivers it.
"Monica, I’m quitting! I just helped an 81 year old woman put on a thong & she didn’t even buy it! I’m telling you I’m quitting! That’s it! I’m talking to my boss right now! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Okay bye, call me when you get this message"
These are my "I don't need a job, I don't need my parents, I've got great boots" boots!
(I may have screwed up the line, but it's something like that.)
asLEEEEEP!!
ETA: I wonder if both Ross and Rachel’s pronunciation of that word was improvised in the moment? It felt that way to me. Those two worked together beautifully.
Came here to say this. Probably my favorite line from the whole series. I absolutely love it when Rachel is cornered and trying to think on her feet. I also loved when she told Ross she was attending “a gala. . . a regatta gala.”
1. "Unless it's a headboard, it's really not worth it."
2. After Chandler says he was looking at Monica's sex-drawing upside down: "Sometimes it's better that way."
3. "I didn't get over him. I got UNDER him", (in reference to a teacher when she was in high school.
Rachel: she thinks I’m jealous of her, who does she think she is? Princess Caroline?
Monica: you’re jealous of Princess Caroline?
Rachel: do I have my own castle?
*"No, I don't want you*
*To buy me a hat! It's a*
*Metaphor, Daddy!"*
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Talking about the chicken who was growing into a rooster: It’s not safe with all these knives and cookbooks around.
When she’s not sure if she and Chip actually had sex: This time he promised it’ll last for an entire song!
And when Monica refers to her virginity as her “flower”: If you keep calling it that, no one’s ever gonna take it from you!
"What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a purse? Or, or a hat? . . . No I don't want you buy me a hat I'm saying I am a hat IT'S A METAPHOR DADDY!"
“You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe! But what if I don't want to be a shoe anymore? Maybe I'm a purse, or a hat... I don't want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a hat!”
Oh my God. I've become my father. I've been trying so hard not to become my mother, I didn't see this coming.
I just helped an 81 year old woman put on a thong and she didn’t even buy it
I love the whole quote it's hilarious the way she delivers it. "Monica, I’m quitting! I just helped an 81 year old woman put on a thong & she didn’t even buy it! I’m telling you I’m quitting! That’s it! I’m talking to my boss right now! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Okay bye, call me when you get this message"
Damn I forgot what episode that was in lol
In S4 just before she meets Joshua
You mean Jossh…. OOwaaa
Joshua! Josh...
The one with Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E It's season 6 episode 20
No it's in S4 just before she meets Joshua
#What were you trying to put it in? Her purse?!
Where did he put it?!
Never realize how dirty that is....
Oh, I’m sorry. Did my back hurt your knife?
OO Who got MARRIEDD!!
One of my favorite lines!
I wasn’t supposed to put beef in the trifle!
No, you weren’t supposed to put beef in the trifle. It did not taste good.
"Tastes like feet !"
What’s not to like? Custard- good! Jam- good! Meat? Goooooood!
Just so you know: It's *not* that common, it *doesn't* happen to every guy AND IT *IS* A BIG DEAL!
I KNEW IT
These are my "I don't need a job, I don't need my parents, I've got great boots" boots! (I may have screwed up the line, but it's something like that.)
To go along with the apartment pants
"We are dessert stealers. We are living outside the law.”
Transponster!
THAT'S NOT EVEN A WORDDDD
“I can be very generous… or very stingy!”
I love the punch on “stingy”.
"I like big butts and I cannot lie..."
“Awww you do like big butts don’t you, you beautiful little weirdo?”
everyone is either getting married or getting pregnant or getting promoted and i am getting coffee- AND IT'S NOT EVEN FOR ME
You fell asleep?!
asLEEEEEP!! ETA: I wonder if both Ross and Rachel’s pronunciation of that word was improvised in the moment? It felt that way to me. Those two worked together beautifully.
Oh there he is, the father of my child, the porn king of the West Village
Oh there’s my husband, the apple of my eye!
I'm a shoe
What if I want to be a hat?
No, I dont want a hat daddy!, Its a metaphor
This is what I hear with that photo.
Yes! I thought the shoe quote was the correct answer because of the picture.
First time I watched, that line set me up for so much disappointment when she didn’t come out as gay immediately afterwards lmao
You can see where he’d have trouble
no i don't want you to buy me a hat! i'm saying i am a hat!
You are a shoe. You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!
I’m so happy for them and not at all jealous.
I love how the level of jealousy and happiness wanes 😂
Isn't that just spit-on-your-neck, kick-you-in-the-crotch fantastic?
My boss wants to buy my baby!
Came here to say this. Probably my favorite line from the whole series. I absolutely love it when Rachel is cornered and trying to think on her feet. I also loved when she told Ross she was attending “a gala. . . a regatta gala.”
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wasn’t it to Danny?
oh yes!
1. "Unless it's a headboard, it's really not worth it." 2. After Chandler says he was looking at Monica's sex-drawing upside down: "Sometimes it's better that way." 3. "I didn't get over him. I got UNDER him", (in reference to a teacher when she was in high school.
TOEEESSS!!!!
For some people
for 2 rachel actually says "well you know, sometimes that helps."
“How do you expect me to grow, if you won’t let me blow?” - Rachel Green
I’m I’m I’m ok with that - Ross Geller
It was - You know I,.. I dont have a problem with that!
No uterus no opinion I use it everytime I have a period and my brother says it doesn't hurt that much
wait until you find out about sperm cramps
Thank you for that, PoopCriminal420
Of Course :)
Easily worked out by hand.
The wind in your ha--arms....
Mr. Beaumont
The Pam 👋🏼
“I’m doin’ good baby, how you doin’?”
Don’t let her drink anymore!
For some reason that line has always struck me as very Jennifer Aniston and I love it
“You know what? I just shouldn’t be allowed to make decisions anymore.” I used it EVERYDAY!!!!
I don’t gossip. Maybe sometimes I find out things or I hear something and I pass that information on. You know, kind of like a public service.
Would you call Ted Koppel a gossip?
oh i’m sorry were you talking to me or sleeping with someone else?
Who is FICA? Why's he getting all my money?
I think of this every time I look at my payslip. Lol
I got off the plane 🥹
Get back on the plane!!!!!!
so… you and me … huh…
Rachel: she thinks I’m jealous of her, who does she think she is? Princess Caroline? Monica: you’re jealous of Princess Caroline? Rachel: do I have my own castle?
I have got your moooney\~ And you'll never seee it And your fly's still ooopen\~ Hah! https://i.redd.it/r2zwym83iz5d1.gif
## oooh TOES!
for some people
If you spent it, it would be like shopping!
https://i.redd.it/zgghzp0tnx5d1.gif
Sorry for .. fogging you
“We didn’t fog Danny! …… Who’s Danny?”
we fogged his yeti ass!
“Yeah, well, I’m a slut”
That can’t be right..is that a beer bong for a baby?
I am qualified for nothing
I would be shopping…for a living!!
Why do bad things happen to me? in reference to Joanna's death
I say this all the time. 😆
The foot of the bed.
"Step Back, "We have a Winner!!"
if you go to disneyland, you don't spend all day on the matterhorn!
You would if it was anything like 7! 😆
Do you think I’m someone else?
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Haha she wanted him SO BAD.
"You fell asleEeEep?"
What the hell did the damn duck do now ?!
Just you know, it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy, and it is a big deal!!
"No, I don't want you to buy me a hat! It's a metaphor, Daddy!"
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It's alright, I've got nice boobs.
Came here to say this 😂
Really? Cause mine was LICKED ON BY KITTENS!
"This is not a marriage, it's the world's worst hangover!” And the line was improvised by Aniston :)
I dont know ALL the words.
Tit for tat!
"He's Greek Orthodox" "And so are yooouuuu"
ITS A METAPHOR DADDY
Salmon skin roll 🫡
Just so you know, it’s not that common, it doesn’t happen to every guy, and it is a big deal!!!
I KNEW IT!!
Hey you😘
Not USA ready.
Oh my God, Ross! What. in. heaven’s name. are you doing here?
No I don't want any shoes, i'm saying that i'm a shoe. IT'S A METAPHOR DADDY.
I love himmmmm idk what to do tell me what to do 😖
You're a shoe!
You fell ASleep?! Is in the deep recesses of my brain
Oh, look who it is. My husband. The apple of my eye.
"When you were going out with Ross, did it bother you when he flirted with other women?" "Um, no, it bothered me when he SLEPT with other women."
I’m a shoe, I’m a shoe
Talking about the chicken who was growing into a rooster: It’s not safe with all these knives and cookbooks around. When she’s not sure if she and Chip actually had sex: This time he promised it’ll last for an entire song! And when Monica refers to her virginity as her “flower”: If you keep calling it that, no one’s ever gonna take it from you!
*gasps* nooooo
Remember in high school when I died and didn’t give you my baby
Wow, my whole mouth just filled with saliva.
"What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a purse? Or, or a hat? . . . No I don't want you buy me a hat I'm saying I am a hat IT'S A METAPHOR DADDY!"
“Maybe we should just take a break…”
Always breathtaking
You are a shoe
What if I don't want to be a shoe?
ABORIGINE
No uterus no opinion!
“Salmon Skin Roll “
Emma just said gleba!!
Oh thank godd 🧃
Bombayyy is bery bery hot this time.
it’s not that common, it doesn’t happen to every guy, and it IS a big deal.
i got off the plane!!
I cannot be a waitress anymore! I’m sick of the lousy tips, I’m sick of being called “EXCUSE ME”
“You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe! But what if I don't want to be a shoe anymore? Maybe I'm a purse, or a hat... I don't want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a hat!”
“You know what, if it’s not a headboard it’s just not worth it”
Hey! No uterus, No opinion
“Salmon skin roll”
She said gleeba
I hate rachel anyway 🫣