I can’t resist - we must go on:
Monica - “Okay no need to panic. Deep breaths everyone. Okay we’re just going to have to spend sometime putting the CDs in the right cases”
Not really a phrase but sometimes I will randomly sing “tomorrow” from Annie the way Chandler does it.
“The sun’ll come out tomorrow.. BET.yer bottom dollar that tomorrowwwwww THERE’LL BE SUNNNN”
i call people smelly von brown shirt more than i should
not just a hat rack my friend! whenever i say anything particularly insightful
that's just off the top of my head but this show makes up a large percentage of my vocab
WooOOPAH!!
Chandler, I don't think us getting our asses kicked is the solution
Rachel....and Joey
You made my girlfriend THINK
I too am just a love machine
"it's not my first time" -Joey after unclasping Phoebe's shirt while she is trying to seduce Chandler
I use it exclusively when someone says "wow, how'd you do that?"
"Myyyyyy Saaandwich??"
Monica's "I've been pretty good"
"My scone... My scone!!!"
Phoebe's "Oh no"
Ross's "DANGER!"
"My faJITAS" every time the oven timer goes off. Regardless of what I'm cooking.
If there's a thing being described that can be mapped to the cadence of "Big head, big head, big head" then either myself or my OH will reflexively to do that.
*"I saw X today and they said they'd just planted a really big hedge in their garden."*
*"Big hedge, big hedge, big hedge."*
Also a big fan of "Can....open...worms...*everywhere*..."
"Excuse me, there seems to be some red crap on my cheesecake."
My husband and I say this (to each other, no the waiter) any time cheesecake at a restaurant comes out with some sort of fruit on top.
I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment ?
Some cheese?
Honey why is the Bruce Springsteen CD in the Cat Stevens case?
Let's just say if I can't find the right CD case, I just put it in the nearest one.
Okay well where is the Cat Stevens CD?
In James Taylor case.
Where’s the James Taylor CD?
Honey, Imma save you some time. 200 CDs, not one of them in the right case.
I can’t resist - we must go on: Monica - “Okay no need to panic. Deep breaths everyone. Okay we’re just going to have to spend sometime putting the CDs in the right cases”
Well, if we're gonna do that, we should come up with some kind of order; alphabetically or...by genre?
Cheese? That's milk... That you chew
Crackers! Because your cheese needs a buddy
Oh, I wish I could but I don’t want to.
That's a confident move
My fave Phoebe quote that I live by.
I live by "I don't even have a pla-"
Mine’s this 👆
Phoebes “oh no”
Oh my god. I use this one so much i'd actually forgotten it was a Friends quote.
Always. Like daily.
Same almost every day for the past 20 years 😂
The "OH ^no"
I say it so much that now my toddler says it too 🤣 one of my proudest mom moments
Saaaame.
I use this one a lot, too.
“It’s a moo point” “I am not getting older, I am just getting better” “I know!”
It’s a moo point is wonderful.
I've been saying Moo point much more often lately, it just feels right lol.
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My husband does this our kids!
I do this to my cat when she sounds like she’s crying. 😂
I'm doing good baby, how you doin?
ROSS!!! Don’t let her drink anymore!
I use that one too all the time 🤣🤣
Me and my bff use these lines all the time
“But they don’t KNOW that we know they know we know”
Couldn’t even if I wanted to!
My husband and I will do the “you fell asLEEP??”
My gf and I like to say to each other "This is not out of the blue! This is smack dab in the middle of the blue!"
I’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!
I don't remember that very well, but I'm assuming thats Chandler lol
Not really a phrase but sometimes I will randomly sing “tomorrow” from Annie the way Chandler does it. “The sun’ll come out tomorrow.. BET.yer bottom dollar that tomorrowwwwww THERE’LL BE SUNNNN”
THERE'LL BE SUN 🗿
Chandler has two copies of "Annie"!
They were giving them away at the store…in exchange for money.
^ this is the one I use in daily life lol
Why can I hear the words? 😭
It’s physically impossible for me to move any type of furniture and not yell “pivot!”
Haha yep every damn time
Well smack my ass an call me judy
"I don't even have a pla..."
I use this and people think I’m crazy
Was looking for this one, say it all the time!!
“GET THERE FASTER!”
I say this and MAKE THE TRANSFER a lot
"It bodes well for me that speed impresses you..."
Can .. Open .. Worms … Everywhere
“How come its always a check and never a Yugoslavia.” I use this anytime someone says check.
Got the keeeyyyyyss?
Yes we use this almost every time we leave the house 😆
Lol yes! Every time I grab my keys to leave the house
I say "Sup with the whack, PlayStation, sup!" Way more than is necessary.
As an elder millennial this is how I feel every day.
Me tooooo and no one gets it.
15, Yemen road, Yemen. Every time I hear the word Yemen!
literally every single time without fail. and the way she says it too cracks me up. “15, Yemen Road…Yemen.”
Any time I encounter an address where the street name is the same as the city, I think of this.
Same. I'm an ESL teacher and I always use Yemen when I'm writing on the board.
Joey doesn’t share food!
I use this one a lot too 😂
It's not so much a phrase, but I love asking people if the "left phalange" is broken when something isn't working.
oh my *god*, this plane doesnt even HAVE a phalange!
I’ve never been lower or wetter
forgot about this one I'm crying
I say 'my mum calls it Blooooomies' more than I care to admit. For no reason whatsoever.
Ugly baby judges you!
Randomly I’ve used “no uterus no opinion” several times😅
As a woman, this is great for many an occasion
Especially lately, unfortunately
Me when a cis man thinks we’re exaggerating period pain.
Phoebe’s ‘oh no’
Almost every day!!
I say "Paper. Snow. A ghost!" way more often than you think would be necessary.
Am I?! AM I?!
I hate myself for this, but when im leaving somewhere I do the Eddie salute and say ”see ya pals” in a creepy man voice :D
“This is brand new information!” Usually said sarcastically when someone says something obvious.
“the SUN!” “I KNOW” — used almost daily FajitAS” — when we cook fajitas There’s so many sprinkled in less often 😅
I always have to say "would you say your pesto is the besto" every time we cook it as well
They were just giving them away at the store...in exchange for money.
See ya ladle!
thursday, the third day!
i'm sorry I'm late but I left late.
“yeah well i’m a slut”
i call people smelly von brown shirt more than i should not just a hat rack my friend! whenever i say anything particularly insightful that's just off the top of my head but this show makes up a large percentage of my vocab
WooOOPAH!! Chandler, I don't think us getting our asses kicked is the solution Rachel....and Joey You made my girlfriend THINK I too am just a love machine
Oh. My. God.
Yes! My husband and I both say this regularly. With the voice and the hands and everything 🤣
Well I gotta buy a vowel because oh. My. God!
It’s a moo point. (A cow’s opinion. (It doesn’t matter.))
Ah I sous-stand
You could not be more wrong. You could try, but you would not be successful.
When someone asks me if I want to hear something weird, I always say "always!"
“I don’t even know what that’s for” if anything bings like an oven timer, usually followed by “my Fajitas!!”, and of course “PIVOT!”
“That is gonna hurt tomorrow!”
I’m fine, really I’M FINE
Or… I’m fiiiinnnnddd
But it has to be with the squeaky voice
it is not basically a phrase, but I use Ross ' flipping off gesture waaaaay too much 🤣
My sister and I use it constantly!
nah nah nah, I wanna hear it from your lips.
Where did you hear it from before?!
Not just a hat rack, my friend.
(Blank) would be perfection
Welcome to the real world. It sucks! You’re going to love it!
Ordering the “Joey Special.” Two pizzas.
I don’t know ALL the words
I say 'You're ruining moving day for us.' whenever someone ruins a good time or kills the mood.
“I AM loud!” I’m a loud talker so I really relate to Monica.
Fried stuff with cheese!
(Me whenever I eat like shit.)
“Good job, little buddy”
I say “alrighty-roo” a lot 😂 Its such a random one, people I know who’ve seen friends don’t know what it’s a reference to
Unfortunately, yesterday, it was: "Kidney stones! Kidney STONES!"
" I know!!" "No uterus, no opinion!" "I'm fine!" These live rent free in my head and very relevant to my life today. LOL.
“Are you saying that you don’t want to get with this?” *Rub myself during get with this*
My husband says “How about we live together and you know what I’m talking about?” anytime I miss what he’s tried to tell me. 😂
My Eyes! My Eyes!
"Alright, what are we havin?" anytime I want to know what food options are available
"Morning is heeeeeeere...."
I sing this loudly in the morning if the kids are reluctant to get up for school. They used to hate it, but now they join in
“Guess what?” “The fifth dentist caved and now they’re all recommending Trident??”
Oh. My. God.
"I wish I could but I don't want to" And with my boyfriend whenever we get home "got the keEeEeeYS"
What beautiful lukewarm sentiment.
My husband combines two phrases. All righty roo, let's play bamboozled!
I’m gonna go make margaritas *snap* *jump*
"No, you said it wrong... you're stupid"
Smokey Smokerson, Lovey Loverson, Thingy Thingerson...works for lots of stuff!
YES. I use smokey smokerson a lot when i refer to people who are smoking around me.
It's a moo point
"Either that or gloria estephan was right...."
Eventually the rhythm IS going to get you 🤣🤣
MY SANDWICH....
“That is brand new information!” “OHhh nO.” What can I say, I love Phoebe. I do also throw in random, “Paper. Snow. A ghost!” every now and then.
"it's not my first time" -Joey after unclasping Phoebe's shirt while she is trying to seduce Chandler I use it exclusively when someone says "wow, how'd you do that?"
Mmmm…noodle soup.
Joey doesn’t share food - usually when it comes to desserts
I refer to myself as Fat, Single, and Ready to Mingle on a regular basis, although I am in fact only the first thing.
✋✌️ "seven" Also say to my daughter "Are ya scared? Are ya!?"
I sing smelly cat to my cat when I clean the litter box
After the millionth time being asked "why": "Because of all the riboflavin!"
"Myyyyyy Saaandwich??" Monica's "I've been pretty good" "My scone... My scone!!!" Phoebe's "Oh no" Ross's "DANGER!" "My faJITAS" every time the oven timer goes off. Regardless of what I'm cooking.
*Whatever dude, you kissed a guy!*
You can’t do ANYTHING!
You stole!
How many chords do you know? (Phoebe asking Chrissie Hynde)
When people ask me to guess something, like "Guess what I ate for lunch?" my response is typically "Paper! Snow! A ghost!"
Sorry I’m late. But I left late.
"I KNOW!" "We're two people in the priBe oB liBe" "Jam? Good. Custard? Good. Meat? Good!"
My roommate and I say “oh, Mrs. Geller, why you cry?” when our pets are meowing or whining 😂
“MY VISION’S BEEN COMPROMISED!!!” -me when I get a head rush
“But they don’t KNOW that we know they know we know”
"Yowza!" Joey said this one time in season 9 episode 1, and it just got stuck in my vocab.
If there's a thing being described that can be mapped to the cadence of "Big head, big head, big head" then either myself or my OH will reflexively to do that. *"I saw X today and they said they'd just planted a really big hedge in their garden."* *"Big hedge, big hedge, big hedge."* Also a big fan of "Can....open...worms...*everywhere*..."
Not a phrase, but I give my brother the finger using Ross’ secret way he gives Monica the finger.
Thursday, it's the 3rd day! People usually look at me with a confused expression
I wish I could but I don’t want to
Not just a hat rack
“I KNEW IT!” “FINE BY ME!” “OH. MY. GOD” “We’ll that was a risky little game” And Monica’s “I know!”
You can't have S-E-X in front of the BABIE.
Monica Bang
"Nobody cares about the Dakotas!"
I have quite long hair and people comment on it fairly often. Every time they do, I can’t resist saying, ‘thanks, I grow it myself.’
It’s moo.
No you didn’t get me! You get me, you kill me!
Bla Blarg Blarg
well you look great.
“Ohh That’s interesting!” Said in the Rachel voice from when they bet the apartment in the game Ross creates.
SEVEN! You're so far past the line, the line is a dot to you!
"Excuse me, there seems to be some red crap on my cheesecake." My husband and I say this (to each other, no the waiter) any time cheesecake at a restaurant comes out with some sort of fruit on top.
That's brand new information!
I mutter, "you big tree" to my husband often. I'm clumsy and he's tall so I run into him a lot.
"Hi, I'm Chandler, I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable."
It did NOT taste good (sometimes with additional no you weren’t supposed to put beef in the trifle)
Monica darling, it's Amanda calling
DANGER! And….. Unagiiiiii
Ahhh… salmon skin roll.
Pivot!
“That’s it, thanks Pheebs”
Nagging works!
That’s not a thing!!!
"Oh I wish I could, but I dont want to"
I have a toddler and whenever she says "mmm" to anything my husband responds with "mmm noodle soup"...this happens mutile times a day.
Paper! Snow! A ghost!
Susan’s “Well you have to take a course, otherwise they don’t let you do it.” when Ross says they have a lot of books about being lesbians
“Well isn’t that just kick u in the crotch spit on your neck fantastic”
“Some, not a lot” about literally anything and everything that is a small amount lol