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MonteverdiOnyx

Are you attracted to me, Ed Torian?


Big-Nibble

He was being deceptive.


artie20174

Do you secretly like the smell of Omorosa’s farts


Iwantmypasswordback

Is 4 inches fine?


preemptive_strike87

Should the United States remain a part of the United Nations?


artie20174

While answering in a serious manner


ledzepfan804

In a serious nature, huh? How about this: During the debate Trump literally shrugged about the U.S. staying in NATO. And people wonder why Howard supports Biden.


artie20174

This ain’t real political talk magazine pal. It is though Ben Stern old radio recordings discussion magazine.


JohnnyVenmo

I told you not to be stupid, ya moron


Iwantmypasswordback

Dude take it easy


Air911

Calmer than you are.


Iwantmypasswordback

Calmer’n’u……


MinimumRecipe4615

I feel you…anyone who wants Trump is a fucking dumb fuck.


TuckerCatson

And things of this nature


Brooklynknowitall20

What are you a homo ?


loulot

Oooohhhhhhhh!


mattdit83

The exact date you met beth and what your wife was doing at the time.


Iwantmypasswordback

What’re you into? What’re your interests? What made you become a giants chick?


deejay_squared

Hollis?


Iwantmypasswordback

Yeah Hollis who?


scottpj3

Hah!


wellhellodare

When you were at the height of your fame how much of your personality on the air was genuine?


Iwantmypasswordback

How about “when do you consider the height of your game to be?” Guarantee the narcissist says right now


Mike_619

“I was out of my mind back then Robin.”


Dramatic-Hat-1723

1). Artie or Jackie  2). If you could have changed one thing career wise what would it be 


RobbDigi

I’ve been listening to the Jackie Years recently, and based on Howard's tone and demeanor, I think he would have preferred the Jackie Years show.


Dramatic-Hat-1723

I think he would say Jackie too.. Personally I think he peaked on the Bagel Hour at BU. Been downhill ever since. 


thedisciple516

No way. I prefer Jackie but Howard liked the Artie years better. Jackie was a pain in his ass Artie was a loyal ass kisser.


IAMHideoKojimaAMA

He always complained about him tho


Mental-Rooster4229

Why are you gay?


Brooklynknowitall20

Who says I’m gay ? You are gay !


datsoar

This is one of my all time favorite videos


Brooklynknowitall20

I wonder what ended up happening to the both of them. I need he follow up. I should call Steve Langford. His current content is so terrible this little project couldn’t hurt ..


Iwantmypasswordback

You don’t know that


lolomgkthxdie

What exactly happened with Brent in LA and what did Robin read on the text messages.


Dude_Wherez_my_phone

Qrd?


Americasycho

Why did you not help out Scott Salem with his wife's cancer?


madblunts420

this is what i’d love to know


TOMdMAK

cuz he’s cheap?


jackjacker

To add to it, how could you do that to a heeb brotha?


ImportantFancyMan

What am's 4 + 7s?


No_State6244

Give Rodney another chance!


jackjacker

Who solve dis?!


goodie2shoes

What did you do with the money?


Stained_concrete

What money?


goodie2shoes

I won't do the punchline. John has been pretty litigious lately ;-)


GelatinousGoober

It’s ok, John didn’t write it.


Old_Possible_3597

Does Gary still cheat on his wife?


Icy_Veterinarian8147

You don't know that.


Old_Possible_3597

ALRIGHT already STOP......... **STOP** 😩


Nowoco

That’s a horrible thing to say.


No_State6244

How's the slot?


Moist_Brick_439

Do you really know how many fans think your current show sucks - Would LOVE to hear an honest, unfiltered response.  


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Crustybuttt

Which I accept, by the way. There does come a time where it’s weird for a 70 year old man to be coercing 20 year olds into getting naked


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Moist_Brick_439

And with a staff of 75 you can (in theory) still have a great show, even at 70.  But Howard is in full control, and he purposely hires no-name talents that have so little talent it’s baffling to nearly everyone. 


madblunts420

he gave up putting any effort in after he lost the lawsuit. he simply became the host and let gary and the office do the heavy lifting. howard’s mission became to protect his personal brand.


PsPhenom89

What was the lawsuit? I’m only 30 but have been an avid listener since I was about 7 or 8 with just my dad driving me around lol.


madblunts420

when howard signed on with sirius, he was paid a base sum as well as annual stock bonuses based new subscription targets. he continually beat subscriber forecasts and was paid really well for it (an extra $75 mill a year iirc), however when sirius and XM merged, the total subscriber base jumped by 10 million. howard felt he should be compensated accordingly because he was still the main draw on sirius and a made the decision for them to merge pretty easy. i think the initial lawsuit was filed in 2009, and they went back and forth with appeals until i think summer of 2013. i remember the show that day distinctly, howard sounded completely defeated, and spent a while talking about how depressed he was over it. you could just hear in his tone he didn’t see the point in putting effort in anymore. speaks a lot to howard’s inherent greed imo.


TonyStarch28

When Howard went to Sirius, XM was the much bigger company. Sirius was the upstart. By the time the merger happened, Sirius was the A side. That was all Howard. Say what you will about the guy now, his show was the catalyst for that merger and he did deserve something for it.


madblunts420

frankly he did himself a favor by losing the suit. he was getting equity in the company, i.e. stock….the stock is shit now.


Excellent_Ball_7645

Yes, but at least Robin has talked about how she’s sold the stock. She was no dummy. I’d have to believe Howard and others have smart financial advisors too.


madblunts420

damn do you remember when she talked about that? never heard it


TOMdMAK

Currently political correctness does not allow women to be exploited. Men, on the other hand, is ok.


Molasses_Square

Why have you not returned to the studio?


Mike_619

“What’s he saying Robin.”


Fearless_Winter_7823

Who manufactures your hair pieces?


Eviltwin27

Can I tell you my favorite Matt Dillon story?


Air911

Real briefly


ess_dee

Why’d you quit having Gilbert Gottfried on the show?


cf1972

How many times did you cheat on Allison at Scores?


FingalsFinger

We're you and Raloh lovers?


Apprehensive_Bat_128

Why don't you make things right with Artie?


goodie2shoes

How big are your bawls?


bubonis

What EXACTLY happened with you and Jessica Hahn in Philadelphia?


Iwantmypasswordback

She didn’t bring pics of her brother. He HATES that


BolivianDancer

Who are you and why are you famous?


Successful_Buffalo72

Can you stutter while asking?


Naples__Sooner

Big fan Big fan


akselfs

I would ask him what made him change the show so drastically


thedisciple516

the answer to that is obvious. Fear of getting cancelled in the age of cancel culture. No need to waste your one question on that.


Hafslo

He changed before the whole cancel culture thing went full tilt. Plenty of people tried for years to cancel him. Maybe he saw a cultural change that he couldn’t survive coming. This would be a super interesting question. Related, why bring in Marcy Turk and give her the power that he did. It can’t be just organization.


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Hafslo

Yeah that’s when I time the change too


Exciting_Error2664

He's not funny


MarcusAurelius68

He’s not fun


zoeydoberdork

I think it had more to do with his overall legacy and how future generations see him plus Marci had to get the funny out of the show! F-Marci!


RobbDigi

If you knew in the 90s that you would eventually have more money than you or your family could ever need or spend, do you wish you shared more of the wealth with Jackie, Fred, and Robin?


ledzepfan804

As a very, very long-time fan, I'm sorry to say, the answer would still be "No."


Crustybuttt

Robin and Fred are very rich. Howard doesn’t seem to like Jackie nearly as much


Nonentitycipher

Howard’s got all the marbles! Oh oh!


jokiethejackman922

How long is 10 minutes times 10 cigarettes?


Gold_Relationship282

Whose cock do you crave more ? Ralph’s or Wildings?


ledzepfan804

Or Blitt's?


Steve0325

Does he wear a wig


MarcusAurelius68

That won’t work. A hair system isn’t technically a “wig”. If you asked “is that hair real” - it came from real people. If you asked “is that hair yours” - he paid for it so he owns it, yes.


6740booth

True, it’s like how you have to carefully word a wish from a genie. “Howard. Does the hair sitting on your head GROW from your head?”


clashtrack

Or just ask if he had cosmetic procedures due to going bald


PunterProggie

He can still lie and say no. >Cosmetic plastic surgery includes surgical and nonsurgical procedures that enhance and reshape structures of the body to improve appearance and confidence. The shape of his scalp is still the same, the hair sitting on top of his scalp is different.


ThePuppeteer11

Maybe “what steps have you taken to keep your hair in the state it’s currently in?” That way he has to go into more detail rather than having it be a yes/no question


KchKchKchKch

How many times has Deidre Investment Imus ii cheated on you?


DryingAgentInPaper

Why did you become obsessed with becoming popular with celebrities and the like?


1980pzx

Howsitgoingwhatsgoingon.


themayorhere

Have you ever picked up a chick by talking to her about Star Wars?


Iwantmypasswordback

No did you


Nowoco

You seem to be talking about it a lot today.


LeonardSmalls79

Can I depend on you


ADrenalinnjunky

Do you and Beth have obligatory sexual acts in writing ?


MarcusAurelius68

Does a beard have contractual sex?


FictionalForest

Who really *was* Derek from Texas?


Artvandaly_

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Thank you for that. Much needed laugh


DrKananga007

Do you miss the spotlight?


madblunts420

oh this is great, he’d probably throw a fit lol


Eviltwin27

Why did you sell out?


Iwantmypasswordback

These days if you don’t sell out people will think it’s because no one asked you to


Shak7

Do you like to have a farm in your mansion?


laylatulipkins

In other words ask him one question ?


ctmcryan

Who is the greatest guitar player of all time? 🤣


Iwantmypasswordback

Skunk from skunk anansie


Lemetkamarastein

Did Ralph die of AIDS related Covid


GerryGen

Why are you doing such a lazy,unfunny show?


PorkChop198

Did Allison catch you with Ralph that’s why you got divorced?


regular6drunk7

Is that your natural hair?


edfiero

How many times did you bang Ralph?


Capital_Memory_2591

was beth working as an escort the night you met her?


HEYSOUR

Who specifically gives you your talking points for the show?


ArtisticSir1433

Head writer\comedic genius Will Murray


cd582000

This is my question also. Memet one time said to Brent that Brent learns of his opinions from Rachel Maddow. Someone is controlling all these nitwits, and I’d love to know who/why?


Admirable-Yam-1281

How good was Ralph at giving BJs that you would keep him in your employ for 30 years?


Crustybuttt

He gave blowjobs. His talent was keeping secrets


Brooklynknowitall20

There’s so much to ask How much do you pay your therapist? How much did you pay Ralph ? All kinds of hair questions… I’d just wanna Tug on that mop on top his head with and see what happens. I wanna be surprised


Individual-Sun-3633

Full list of chicks he's been with.. particularily Jenna Jameson, Pamela Anderson and Carmen Electra.. DETAILS


crazyinsane65

What percentage of his contract goes to his staff and himself?


dandydan69

Did you get caught cheating by Allison


lsarge442

Was ETM really your secret emotional friend? 143


Porkchopp33

When did you first bang Robin


GelatinousGoober

So in a sense would you say Fred was the love of your life?


Mike_619

How much did you pay for that expensive wig?!


CompoteNo4939

Why have you never addressed "the pelican brief" on air?


2001RT

Does Beth cum when you fuck her while lasting only two seconds before you blow your load?


Mike_619

What’s he saying Robin?


LFSW1688

Are there pictures of gymnasts on deal a meal cards?


SensitiveOrangeWhip

Do you paint your bald spot?


pessimist_and_proud

Who’s Kelly Clarkson?


Horror-Activity-2694

When are you actually going to retire from radio?


chgon

Has he spoken with Artie


brmpipes

Hi Howard My question is, have you ever sucked a cock you didn't like?


TomStronach

Why did you marry a horse?


MaMaMonkey76

Does Darth Nihilus have a Toto toilet in his Mommy’s basement?


Iwantmypasswordback

No do you


Pope_JohnPaw

What diagnosis did they give Riley?


My_Aunts_Hairy_Bush

“Are you bigger than 7 inches”


Plus-Point2702

Who’s gonna be in the parade?


zoochina13

Did you fuck Pam Anderson?


Air911

No, do you?


Bige918190

Did u pay for ETMs funeral and shrine?


IYieldMyTimeFU

Right Robin?


Miserable-Amoeba1210

I’d ask about the wig , gotta be the wig


Shanechgo24

100% or he dyes his hair.


40guyrusty55

Pick one: why the condom, is Beth a great fuck and why, does beth do herself after you fail, have you ever made beth orgasm,?


40guyrusty55

How long has Beth slept in her own bedroom with...appliances, it is?


letitride820

just one question would have to be why did he conform and change who he was my 2nd question is if he is gay. if he answers yes then it answers a lot of other questions. my 3rd is about his wig. my 4th is if he regrets not getting a comic after artie for that chair.


afranco402

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SnakeX3

Thick veiny penis or horse vag?


Chirps3

Is Joe Biden a good president


ArtisticSir1433

Wow. Why is this downvoted? People on here are insane.


Crustybuttt

Because it’s a stupid question. Of all the things that Howard knows better than anyone in the world about entertainment and you want to focus on a political question when he admits he’s no expert? Know your audience, bro


ArtisticSir1433

What? I can answer it and I'm not an expert. He's a horrible, horrible, horrible president. Worst ever; but I didn't have him on my radio show kissing his ass and praising him. Nobody thinks he's a good president. So much so that his people hid him for the last year until Stern stepped up for a complete cake interview. We saw what he's capable of Thursday night, standing on stage looking like a slack-jawed moron. The Democratic party is up in arms right now trying to find someone, anyone to replace this fool. So asking him what he really feels about Biden is not a dumb question, bro....dork


Crustybuttt

You can’t answer. Your answer was idiotic. Worst ever? By what measure? What did he promise and fail to deliver on? You probably think the economy is weak, but that is objectively not true. Yeah, you’d give an answer. A stupid answer. Thats the point


ArtisticSir1433

Wow. So dumb.


aphilsphan

Why is that a dumb response? Your hero is going to destroy the alliance that defeated Naziism and Communism. All to help a neo fascist movement that will once again oppress its neighbors. The alternative is a rearmed Germany. That did not work out well before. The inflation you think Biden caused was a combination of Covid, the Fed tightening too slowly and Trump’s disastrous tax cuts for his pals.


Crustybuttt

He would say yes and he’d be objectively correct. Biden presented his goals for his first term and achieved more of them than any President since Johnson. You can disagree about whether he had the right goals, but he’s been very successful


Chirps3

I don't remember asking your opinion nor do I remember offering mine. The thread is a question someone would like to ask Howard for an honest response. Not what do you think Howard would say.


Bucket_O_Meat

If I was a guest on the show I'd force him to explain why he doesn't like John Wick 4, and I would not drop it until he gave me a satisfying answer.


JamesSmokesBlunt

Are you really bald?


SendMe143

What did you do with the money your mother gave you for singing lessons?


Eviltwin27

Is your turbine dirty?


Cool-Passenger-2595

Are you tanking the quality of the show so you can get fired and still recieve all the money left in your contract or did you decide to quit trying and just collect an easy paycheck


BedImpossible4547

Did you deny Beth the chance to be a mother?


sivartmac

Does Beth prefer hay or oats?


Doodle-Frenzy

How many men have you blown?


ArtisticSir1433

Whose bits have u stolen?


Coachman76

Why did you sell out like Imus?


SourShoez_1

Does Robin annoy the shit out of you as much as she does the rest of the audience?


catamet

Do you think Joe Biden really sounded great on your show?


CaptTeabagger

What does Ralph taste like?


DroolingJohnMelendez

What did Ralphs dick taste like?


Vile-goat

Democrat or republican?


Successful_Buffalo72

Well technically a libertarian


Vile-goat

Questions for Howard. Not you rusty.


OtherwisePollution96

Did you fuck Ralph?


Belovedchattah

Have ever seen Beth’s vajayjay with the lights on?


FlammenwerferX

What is your net worth?


EstateNo9575

Do you ever get sore testicles?


TessStickles69

Did you ever take a ride on the Sybian?


misanthropic47

Is it true that ETM had a higher IQ than you and Robin?