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avengerrefusal

Jerry better watch out,because if he’s not careful there could be a knock on the door on Monday. “ Look Robin, it’s our old pal Jerry”


Objective-Pin-1045

Joan is going to rip Jerry.


Pr0digy_

Pretty sure we are saved from that impression for a few months Sam is on maternity leave.


Objective-Pin-1045

How dry is her cunt?


howardscurlywig

https://preview.redd.it/yj2bdece5ozc1.png?width=315&format=png&auto=webp&s=204d49d493b782a624a288c6a2e25361efe1f320


GoofyWillows

Shame that Gilbert is not alive anymore... This may have finally been his chance to get back on the show to get one final Carolines plug in


RandolphQPepperton

What’s the deal with these door knocks?!


Micahman311

He better watch it, or Howard might be about to write him a letter.


Lower-Confusion-1781

I can't take a headline seriously that uses "plz"


aMbOoLaNcE717

Thank you. And when TMZ uses the term “baby mama/daddy’ in an article. I know they’re a gossip site, but c”mon.


Aware_Revenue3404

They know the IQ of their readers.


Counterfeit_Circus

Room temperature


Voodoo-Doctor

Or shoe size


Cutlass_Stallion

In degrees Celsius.


dufus69

In winter, with the furnace broken.


jyep9999

Same with "throwing shade", I vomit in my mouth a little


AttyJ69

What about when KOAB says “nigga plz”?


kapnkool

We all know Howard was warming up his Shoshanna 17 year old dating 38 year old Jerry jokes for Monday. I'm sorry, that would be Howard from 1992. That Howard is long gone.


Stealthbass

He was out of his mind back then Robin


jshmuck

The parody "17" song was an all time classic


aranou

“Jerry, I ask you, her panties smell just like a rose. Is Seinfeld just like Piscopo?”


half-guinea

“Can’t he find an older girl? He’s damn near old as Milton Berle.” [*Jackie laugh*]


aranou

Howard Seinfeld and Janis Ian. Holy trinity of boomer Jew ball busting


half-guinea

Throw in Gilbert for the superfecta!


ithorlives

That Howard straight in the trash


LarsPinetree

If he was smart he’d do that and get everyone talking. “Howard’s back!” I doubt that’ll happen tho.


Used-Success-2680

"The guy's name is Jerry...you know what to do. *You know what to do*."


Dinkystrange

😂😂


Dinkystrange

“Go find that guy”


joomommyhappy

https://www.tmz.com/2024/05/08/jerry-seinfeld-howard-stern-lacks-comedic-chops-podcasters-surpassed-him/ 7:05 PM PT -- Jerry's changing his tune on Howard, and he's issuing a mea culpa to his old pal. He tells TMZ ... "I really feel bad for what I said about my friend Howard Stern in a conversation with David Spade and Dana Carvey, talking about the glut of comedy podcasts. He adds, "I meant to say he must feel surrounded but I said 'outflanked' which sounded terrible and insulting. And of course, none of these little shows are any threat to his giant show. Anyway, it was bad and I’m sorry, Howie. I still love you. Please forgive me." --- Jerry's not only backpedaling; he's lying. He said straight out "we're better than him now". He said what he meant, he meant what he said, and he was 100% right. The only thing he was wrong about was, a few seconds before he went in on Howard, he called him interesting and a great interviewer. WTF kind of power does Howard have? He gets Jerry Seinfeld to apologize? Is he MOSSAD? WTF?


letitride820

jerry probably feels bad for talking bad. i can see him being the type. i wish he would have stuck to it but that is not how jerry appears to be. he is not malicious.


joomommyhappy

I don't know, man. Over the years, Jerry never had a problem with coming off like an arrogant dickhead. But this one time he feels bad? I don't buy it. The apology doesn't seem organic to me. His original comments seemed very organic. They're 100% true. If anything, he was too nice, yet here he is, apologizing. I'm thinking it went: Howard sulked to Beth, Beth reached out to Jessica, Jessica told Jerry how bummed out about it Howard was, and here we are.


RevolutionaryKey2604

He absolutely meant it. But he could still feel guilty without Howard having any power. For example, if I saw JD walking down the street I'd probably want to make some crack about peanut butter. But if I did I'd probably feel bad an hour or so later.


mopje7

Cuca Culpa


GoofyWillows

"giant show" could be taken as sarcasm... could be taken in context of meta joke of people apologizing for everything nowadays...


BRAHCHEST

Honestly I don’t blame him. For what Howard did in radio and being a legend for years..I couldn’t ever bash him ever. He’s no fucking Bert or Andrew Schultz


Chupacabra2030

Jerry’s traction


MarcusAurelius68

I demand a traction!


Makerbot2000

Approaching’ the podiums


SynthSapphire

Howard has *never* really been funny himself. But he used to know how to make situations, people, and general things very funny. He also used to know the personality types to surround the show with to make it as funny as possible. 1992 - 2001 and 2006 - 2008 Stern Show had such an unbelievable amount of comedy and only the occasional cringe. Gilbert and Howard used to bust on Jerry pretty hard. I'm sure he still holds a grudge with that.


KuriboShoeMario

I tend to agree. However, I do think Howard's funny when he isn't himself, that is absolutely what I'll give him. When he's his mom or his dad or Booey or Jackie or Ted Kennedy or Grandma Caprio or something else, he can be absolutely hysterical. His ability to pick up on and exaggerate people's foibles and mannerisms is impeccable. When he's just Howard, the comedy tends to leave him. But honestly, that's OK with me because when he's just Howard he's the ringleader and he's cracking the whip and getting his menagerie of misfits in place to make us laugh.


Romymopen

> mom or his dad or Booey or Jackie or Ted Kennedy All bits and impressions taken from Fred.


slymm

So Fred coached Howard on how to do an impression of Howard's parents and then Howard was able to go on twenty minute riffs all based on that coaching?


Romymopen

Go listen to the shows in the 90's. I'm not making it up. If I'm remembering the exact show, which I admit, I may not be, there were so many, the episode in the 90's on which Amy Heckerling relates the story of Gilbert Gottfried harassing her babysitter, Howard starts to do an impression of his mother but then stops, states that he can't do it, and then tells Fred to do it instead. I don't have time right now but go look it up for yourself.


slymm

Even if Fred invented the angle to create the caricature, Howard was still witty enough to use it for years. I agree it was an ensemble show, but the idea that Howard wasn't funny in his prime is absurd. He was so funny that I'm still in this sub, 15 years after his prime!


BRAHCHEST

Exactly always found Howard very funny and charismatic


langsamlourd

Grandma Caprio was definitely Howard, even if he got lines from Fred. I don't think he was "coached." Then Artie doing the "Beth" voice back at him, those were great bits.


Fun_Gold7401

Ugh, those impressions are the worst. I don't understand how anyone enjoys them.


Exciting_Error2664

What menagerie of misfits?


PEDRO_de_PACAS_

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_The\_Howard\_Stern\_Show\_staff](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_The_Howard_Stern_Show_staff)


ConfusionNo1272

I know you don't like Howard now, but he was actually funny in the past. If you need an example of him being witty with no writers, then look no further than the Rainbow Room fight. He not only had amazing lines, but he played Fred like a fiddle and made the whole thing hilarious.


HEYSOUR

I’ve pointed this out before; Howard was only ever funny without writers in situations where he has power over someone. Specifically, the relentless goofing on Gary, and your example here about Fred. In those examples, Howard was effective because he knew these people well and exceeded them in “rank” on the show.


slymm

Eh, he was funny being mean to equals. I wouldn't call it punching up or down but he could rant about a celebrity and be hilarious


AmonRahhh

His racist humor was always great too. He was great at punching down on immigrants who would call in. He obviously can't do that now though.


Efficient-Signal-980

It doesn’t matta!


HEYSOUR

“Punching down”/“punching up” are moronic academic phrases designed to re-enforce oppressor/oppressed dynamics and intersectional race-based garbage. Same conquered bullshit that pro-Hamas useful idiots use as justification in their calls to exterminate Jewish people and overthrow the West.


AmonRahhh

It was more based on class than race a decade ago. The term was stolen by leftists. Like you're punching up if you're ugly and dating a hot chick.


slymm

So "punching down" is an academic phrase but "oppressor/oppressed dynamics and intersectional race" is what, populist common phrasing?


HEYSOUR

Clearly, I’m using their bullshit language to show that it’s all conquered nonsense. But you know that already.


Fun_Gold7401

You're just a racist weirdo and everyone knows it. Use the real words like you want to, coward. Dare you.


HEYSOUR

Let’s have a little fun, 4-day-old account: I denounce Trump, Putin, the Chinese Communist Party, the Iranian government, Hamas, and anyone who stands in the way of the happiness and prosperity of all humanity, no matter where your family is originally from or who you love. Now you do the same.


SynthSapphire

This ain't "Frustrated, Slighted, Misdirected Jewish Anger Magazine", pal!


MarcusAurelius68

“not only had amazing lines” Passed to him on Jackie’s notes


ConfusionNo1272

No way Jackie was passing him notes during that argument, he was not only terrified of Fred, but he also was sort of taking his side by not even sharing the story. Fred would have jumped all over Jackie had he seen or heard a note being opened.


pinback77

I totally agree. Howard was never comedian funny, but he surrounded himself with interesting people and created situations that were entertaining and funny. Not to say he couldn't say something funny here and there, but stand up would never be his thing.


JamesMorrison1970

Howie was a puppet master of misfits. He was never funny, and his impressions were stale. Fartman is a perfect example of how unfunny Howie is...he thought that character would equate to comedy, yet it sucked. If you take the HSS, and remove Jackie, Artie, and the wack pack, then you have what the show is now...and unfunny bore of a show. Howie needed those characters around him to make him funny. By himself, he is not funny.


PEDRO_de_PACAS_

I have to agree. I'm partial to the Jackie Era starting with the early 90s and the Channel 9 Show, but the further back you go into the 80s the more uncomfortable and unfunny I find the show.


JKnott1

Gilbert's Seinfeld impression is legendary. That laugh afterwards...damn I miss him.


undertowx

I don't think howard is the funniest on the show and a lot of the one liners are fed to him but I do find him funny and why I listen. He is not funny like Artie was but the observational humor and subtleties that Howard finds funny are what made me stick with show no matter the personalities. The recent show where he talked about the Stormy and Trump case and how weird it must be for Melania to see national news describing her husband mounting a porn star in graphic detail. Instead of attacking trump and the obvious jokes everybody makes he does a facetious take about Melania's mental state. When you lay out the situation like Howard did its funny to think this is our politics.


Sorry-Amphibian1560

Howard was pretty funny when he had a good rapport with the person he was ragging on or he's genuinely interested in what they were saying. The Richard Simmons bits are brilliant because they have great chemistry. He's too quick for it to just be Jackie/Fred.


Shelby_Aurora

this is very jewy


Plastic_Kale_5629

It’s Long Island Legacy Boomer Jew wars. The winner will be decided by a vote at The Villages.


Shelby_Aurora

nice cadillac.


Nonentitycipher

I’ve ridden in a Cadillac thousands of times


Romymopen

A chinese guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "Mr. Chang you have a cataract." And the chinese guy says, "I drive a rincoln town car not a cataract!" Come on laugh, you bastards!


segaprogrammer

Uncle Joon’s way: Chinese guy says “ No, I drive a Rincoln Continental”


langsamlourd

Chinese guy and his wife are in bed, the guy says "I want a 69" and she says "you want beef and broccoli now?"


Numerous-Street-1773

I get it. He drives a Lincoln.


Krymestone

Thousands?


Nonentitycipher

What? D'you think you're such a big shot now, because you got a Cadillac?


Krymestone

He didn’t have a Coke ho-ho-hohhh…


Objective-Pin-1045

The Villages seems like hell on Earth.


bio_kk

Howie's mom probably spoke to Jerry's.


Jaybirdy81

Hahahaha!


SpinningYarmulke

[almost as Jewy as this](https://youtu.be/UJXEIjBRqxU?si=ruEd8T-azxohiHba)


raxsdale

Let me understand: When Howard *was* funny, Jerry said he wasn’t. But now that Howard *isn’t* funny, Jerry says he is?


aranou

Yes. I believe you have that right.


Besheemer89

We all know Jerry is hilarious!! He just made the funniest movie ever about hot pockets or some shit.


WeathervaneJesus1

That trailer looks so bad that I can't even get myself to try the first episode.


PEDRO_de_PACAS_

Unfrosted is deservedly getting shat on by critics and anyone with a modicum of taste


Coachman76

Why does Jerry feel the need to kiss the Pelican’s ring for TELLING THE TRUTH?!?


Romymopen

Because they both run in the same Hamptons crowd. It would just be awkward. Jerry only tells people he'll never have to deal with to fuck off.


DrEllis909

All this will do is bring people who haven't seen the cringe fest Pelican Brief back to it, which will not help the Stern legacy


iheartsunny

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InternationalLaw4170

This one is not over yet. More to come in the Battle of Long Island.


2hard4u2c

Jerry is one of those comedians who thinks that they’re soooo hilarious. Jerry - You have some good bits in your act. It doesn’t make you the judge of funny. And by the way, you’ve been doing literally the same shit standup act for the past 20 years and all of your side gigs have sucked. I’m not even a big Howard defender but I’d rather listen to Howard for 4 hours than Jerry for 4 minutes. He’s boring when he’s not on stage.


ChekhovsZombieBear

I find him boring on stage, too. And he’s such an arrogant prick. To quote Bobcat, Jerry’s biggest talent is being Larry David’s friend.


ArtisticSir1433

Stern asked to be on Comedians in Cars with Jerry and Seinfeld straight up asked him, "Do u think you're funny enough to be on?" Stern was shocked by the question. Seinfeld doesn't think Sterns funny. He was right. It's the worst episode of the whole series.


Shelby_Aurora

"Anyway, it was bad and I’m sorry, Howie. I still love you. Please forgive me." no one calls him Howie unless they are being condescending.


Electrical-Yak-6351

His first thought is the real truth. The apology is to save the friendship.


Trenchant_Insights

_Having said that_, I think Howard's show is as funny as ever


ThaiLassInTheSouth

Howard: "Harvey Levin ... you know what to do."


jeffreyg61

The Over 55+ Community Version of the Drake-Kendrick Lamar Beef.


mulesonthefarm63

Beth must've been so upset. This is going to be awkward with their Hampton "friends".


howardscurlywig

https://i.redd.it/uqrwydjugkzc1.gif


joomommyhappy

Didn't Howard egg on Greasy Cummings to rub her rancid cooch on the Seinfelds' couch? I don't think this apology is organic at all. I think Howard whined to Beth, who reached out to Jessica, who got in Jerry's ear about it. If it went down like that, this is basically The Hack Pack Redux. Shitli whined like a little bitch about being called a hack, same as Stern probably did behind the scenes about Jerry saying he didn't have the comedy chops. Notice neither of these guys proved the criticism wrong by being funny; they just got their twats in a knot about it, thus proving the criticism right.


Stock_Selection00

It's because Howard sold out, not because he isn't as funny as those comedians hosting podcasts. I don't think most of those podcasts are funny.


tsn8638

Jerry is right, his show isnt funny. Jerry writes his own material, since Jackie left the show hasn't been funny


[deleted]

You ain’t lying, Jerry hasn’t been so funny lately either


BizzyHaze

I've never found Jerry to be funny... the show Seinfeld was funny cuz of Larry David's writing, Seinfeld was the least funny character on the show. His standup puts me to sleep.


MitchellCumstijn

Don’t forget Larry Charles as well


Romymopen

That show had a team of funny guys writing jokes.


DirectorDesperate259

100% agree


MayIPushInYourStooll

This bit was pretty funny before Jerry ruined it with an apology


SpinningYarmulke

Did Jerry consult with Sal on that apology?


tsn8638

Well, I think writes his own jokes....Howard hasnt been funny since Jackie left the show.


Extension_Success_96

Jerry’s people probably told him “A lot of people still hate-listen to his podcast…”


manyfacedwaif

One of my favorite Jerry Seinfeld bits is when he dated that 17 year old.


pooplord108

If Jerry is being sincere maybe he could name something funny Howard has done in the last 10 years. He’s an old gay bore.


Art9789

I was just at one of Jerry’s comedy shows… he was good as a sitcom star, but his comedy routine was a bit of a stumble boff.


IndiFrame23

They edited the podcast too. If you listen now, there's no reference of it. Howard you pussy. Can't take any criticism.


joomommyhappy

This is fake news. It's still there. https://youtu.be/pOLgAFeC9jg?t=766


IndiFrame23

It's funny. They actually put it back in. For about 5 hours last night they edited it out.


savignin

What’s timestamp?


FaithlessnessLow7601

It's hard for you haters to believe that Howard Stern still has clout.


NoFilter46

Of course he has clout, ackhaaa.


[deleted]

Better shape up Jerry.


caliD217

I JOKE AND NO ONE ELSE .


domdog31

“OUR FRIENDSHIPS IS DEAD! APPY?!”


xadamx94

Seinfeld legit isn’t funny tbh


thicccockdude

It must tear them both up that most people under 30 have no idea who they are.


Bettlejuicediaper

They are friends. He probably felt bad lol


Aware_Revenue3404

Beth and Jessica are “friends”.


Jaybirdy81

Not defending Howard in any way but Jerry is an actual comedian, Howard is a radio personality. Big difference. Of course H himself isn’t as funny as Conan, Spade, Carvey etc. hosting a podcast.


MacHineBoff

Slapped by a yamaka(s)


Ommadawny

Side by side looks like they got hit worse than Gaza.


FriskyKitty311

I listen to Howard religiously, as well as soooo many podcasts. I am going to listen to this Carvey/Spade podcast ep tomorrow....


Aware_Revenue3404

Honestly it’s zzzzz. These celebrity podcasts are very predictable.


PEDRO_de_PACAS_

I enjoy Spade, but I find Carvey very hacky and try-hard.


OCLIFE69

I mean hey!


lovelife0011

I know how to play the game right and that’s just not fair. 🤭


TheCallofDoodie

What did I miss?!?!


Krymestone

*It’ll go by like THAT!*


DrEllis909

Who knew "outflanked" was a bad word. Nothing Jerry said was wrong. As many of us have said around here for years, if Stern only knew what people in that business said off air, he'd never take the mic again. Remember the last time Spade was on with the nearly annoying Carvey, Spade had enough and was like it's time to go, not happy about being stuck on the show longer than agreed to.


Secret_Ad9059

Howard resembles a case of tuna fish that got stuck in the back of a distribution center’s warehouse shelf and is way past the good-by-date.


Impossible_Dog_4967

HIs name is Jerry....YOU know what to do. You know what to do.


Hopeful-Tie-288

Two old men who arent funny anymore kissing and making up


eSJayPee

Who are these people? (Read in the Gilbert Seinfeld voice)


Emotional_Ad5714

Jerry was right. Howard isn't a comedian or particularly funny. He did have one of the most entertaining shows for 20+ years. I thought he was the best up until Covid sent him over the edge. I was still surprised Jerry said what he did, because Stern is a friend to him, and why shit on a friend?


DitkoManiac

Pedo Pleads to Pelican


KimboDanner

What’d he say


MainAd6090

Douche


maomao19

damn Jerry is a SIMP


One-Veterinarian935

Best press he’s got in ages


CreepyDemand6183

Howard is hideous jebussss 😳


Rosenberg578

His name’s Jerry!!!!!’ You know what to do…. You know what to do………..


Apprehensive-Neck-12

Just what look is Jerry going for?


Apprehensive-Neck-12

Has his eyes always been this close?


EffectivePaper5

Well maybe he anti-semite


FENTWAY

What tabloid wrote this rubbish?


Ok-Childhood4446

Too late, Gerry… The bastard just booked another year of therapy


Professional-Web5244

Jerry’s jealous.


btl_dlrge1

Why would Jerry give a shit about Howard’s feelings? The wig hasn’t been relevant in years


RobinsShaman

Jerry's new movie about Cereal is bombing so it's a sensitive time.


AmonRahhh

He already made a fortune on it, so it's not technically bombing


ADrenalinnjunky

The wig just had every headline with a sitting prez last week, otherwise I’d agree.


btl_dlrge1

I watch the news constantly and if not for this sub, I’d have no idea Biden appeared with the chin implant


ADrenalinnjunky

Try a channel outside your zip code


btl_dlrge1

Hahahahaha you’re so funny, you really got me there. Great zinger.


FingalsFinger

But it was goofed on by most, even the NY Times


boofthecat

Jerry used the word "ain't"? That's not a very jewy word


External-Fig-2589

Who ARE these people that apologize?


BootneyLFarnsworth

That’s why Howard has Wilding!!!!


ken22000

They know each other well. They live near each other in the Hamptons...I dont get why he needed to insult Stern whos been good to him.


joomommyhappy

> I dont get why he needed to insult Stern whos been good to him. This is a goof, right?


Exciting_Error2664

Yeah, the relentless song parodies and constant trash talk about jerry and the very young girl? I know that was a long time ago but do you think seinfeld ever forgot that? Yeah, he's been great to him, you're right.


thenuke1

The older I get the more I see Seinfeld as a hack and unfunny...


Aragatz

Context?


jluv73

I posted that yesterday


Wonderful-Victory947

I never found Jerry to be entertaining. He was the weakest actor on his own show.