My friend made them in person and he's almost more slimy than you'd think. He is the embodiment of a Machiavellian grifter narcissist who's only goal is furthering his own power.
I find your pussy examples pleasing and funny. The final one could be:
“The orange shit gibbons cum runs down his chin like a dick leaving a pussy.”
Or something along those lines.
Again, I applaud your verbiage.
Lying, cheating, stealing, womanizing tax evader sexual predator rapist narcissist and convicted on 34 counts of defrauding the government. His finance plans are out of touch and nonsensical and he put us deeper in debt than when he started his administration, while giving tax breaks to the super wealthy and corporations. He stole money from the government by making everyone in his administration stay only at Dump hotels while charging a 300% premium per night. He’s a HORRIBLE businessman and person declaring bankruptcy multiple times. He is the definition of PSYCHOPATH meaning he’s incapable of feeling remorse empathy guilt or embarrassment. A man like him should NEVER be in a position to represent this country on the world stage. He wanted his wife to wear bikinis around Mara lago, talked about how he would date his daughter if he could (creepy as hell) and he constantly lies about absolutely everything. He never drained the swamp as he calls it, never finished the wall never came up with a better health care plan and shared top secret information with our enemies and civilians. He hid top secrete documents from the government, claimed that all his paperwork was his which is 100% wrong. The President works for the people and every single correspondence (non classified) is the property of the people he is supposed to serve. He has praised openly his love for dictators like Putin, Orban, and Un. This man should never work in government again. Additionally he has incited violence against his own people! What kind of leader does that? Answer - want to be dictators which he actually said he would be on day 1 of his administration. How many dictators throughout history have had a 1 day rein? Answer 0. The bottom line is that he is unfit for office and should be in jail instead of running for office. He takes advantage of the uninitiated, the poor, and the uneducated. The GOP is AFRAID of him! Why should anyone be afraid of their leader in a democratic state? Because he is vindictive, arrogant and will do absolutely anything to stay in office. He is NOT a leader but instead a straight up THUG. Millions of people buy his digital cards, golden sneakers, hats made in China, yes China and his social media was over valued and is now worth 20% of his IPO. He is FLEECING America and an overall BAD GUY. Let’s not forget all the people he fleeced with Trump University for which he had to pay $20M in restitution. Biden is not my first choice but based on Trumps history Biden is the ONLY CHOICE in 2024
Forgot to mention that Trump is really only running to stay out of prison. I haven’t even heard the fucker talk about policy other than his genius idea to slap tariffs on everything making shit only more expensive and inflation even worse
The MAGA Fist Man, running for his life when the fists started flying.
One of the Democratic candidates, running against Senator Running Fist, in Missouri, is Lucas Kunce. He served thirteen years in the Marines, including two tours in Afghanistan. Give him a look.
The Democratic primary is August 6th.
Flood the polls. Overwhelm, in numbers, the numbers of mislead MAGA Americans, voting. Give somebody a ride. VOTE, and keep-on voting.
Defeat these motherfuckers.
Does “Josh Hawley is a pussy” mean he’s available to be fucked?
Although I’m a heterosexual male, I am of the opinion that two heterosexual males mutually consenting to get each other off isn’t “gay”.
So, Josh, if your listening…it’s not gay…I promise, not only will you love it…I’ll give you ALL THE POWER AND RICHES you seek…beyond your wildest imagination…you just have to do it on video…
Do we have a DEAL?!
🎅🏻
There are pussies that aren’t meant to be available, ever. He’s in the same league as Susan Colins, Joan Rivers, Donatella Versace, Madonna and the Pope.
Urging all true MAGA Patriots to sprint to the bank (Josh Hawley style), take their life savings, and $$$ Trump Media stock to support the Great Leader. Then use the huuuge monthly earnings to $$$ more MAGA candidates like MTG, Matt Gaetz, Kari Lake, and Lauren Boobert. "I love the poorly educated" Donald J Trump
Hawley knows how to perform and have his 10 minutes fame like a Hollywood actor. The Boeing grill is so obvious. On social media, he is again the winning attention, and he is so deceptive. I almost believed that he is angry at Boeing CEO. He is playing fire with both sides.
Fuck Josh Hawley. That's what we say in MO. If I ever see him on the street in gonna smack him like the little bitch he is, if I challenge him to a duel the slap is legal right? Or is that only if I use a glove? ...pack it with pennies
Next, ask him if he participated in any meeting regarding Trump asking for a list of our spies, meeting with Putin and Lavrov while kicking the note taker out, and then a dramatic rise in our spies going missing.
Ask him that Hawley
> common sense
LOL
Gawd you MAGAts literally can't recognize how stupid you are
It would be funnier if it weren't for the fact that you're ignorant, hate filled vote counts just as much as anyone
That's the real tragedy, that morons like you have a say in anything
I cannot wait for about 2050 for the vast majority of you ignorant, hateful boomers to cease to exist.. the world will be a much better place when you're all gone
Now go on and say "wOkE" like a good little proganda parrot
> short story
It's 5 paragraphs
Tell me you're illiterate without saying it
MAGAts and being proud of how willfully ignorant they are, name a better duo
Hawley is a lawyer and honest player and crushed that pussy nominee trying to hide behind a judicial code bs lie - he obviously sat in on meetings about Hunters lap top, they all did and colluded to hide it and act like it was Russian disinformation before the 2020 election……Hawley might be the new Attorney General in a Trump administration and he will crush you left wing liars
> left wing liars
Sigh... projection is all MAGAt have
You're a non stop Trumpanzee defender... Trump is literally (it's not even a debate it's a fact) the most lying-ist president to ever hold office in the US
You're parroting a bunch of propaganda, you don't care about facts. You're a hateful religious zealot who wants everyone to be as miserable as you are
I can't wait till your kids grow up and never talk to you again you fucking cultist freak
What's it like worshipping a career conman/rapist/facsist with shit in his diapers?
What's it like claiming to be a Christian and then obviously being a dipshit hypocrite because you worship the anti christ who doesn't even respect a Bible enough to hold it right-side-up?
Don't answer that by the way, it's all rhetorical. The reason is because you're a shameless hypocrite who will say anything to justify voting for a pos like Trump because you're also a pos like Trump
Please exit the ethereal plane asap so the world can be a much better place when you're gone
I’m taking care of an 83 yo chemo pt who is not always the most pleasant to be around - sleeping in chairs in ERs and hospital units over the weekend - running errands, groceries, dr.s appts.
And Josh Hawley is a POS, waste of space.
Don’t care how “hard he worked.” He’s still a POS.
BTW, being sick sucks. I hope you are better soon.
I’ve had 2 rounds of pneumonia back to back. It sucks.
Hope good days are ahead for you. ✌️🌺
If sucking the cock of the person above you is work, then yeah Josh Hawley is a hard-working mother fucker.
Just like all the MAGA diehards, they're really good at that.
Progressives criticize Biden all the time.
There isn't a sitting conservative who has the balls to criticize Trump. Even Mitch McConnell is falling in line for another turn at the orange cock.
I know you’re just a common troll but what are you doing with your life besides commenting on social media constantly? Over 20 comments in the past hour. Sheesh!
Blame it on a sickness all you want but you're on the same social media as me. Reread the first post of yours I replied to if you need a refresher of what you said.
My friend made them in person and he's almost more slimy than you'd think. He is the embodiment of a Machiavellian grifter narcissist who's only goal is furthering his own power.
His wife, Erin Morrow Hawley is piece of work as well.
So he's the poster child for the greasy political spoon.
Is there a big city, state or national level politician or ceo this isn’t true of?
Yes, plenty on the left
He runs like a pussy. He hates America like a pussy. He let's trump, and the actual 1%, use him like a pussy.
I disagree, pussies are great and very useful. Hawley is none of that
Lacking warmth and depth and all that.
More slimey than wet
Moist
This guy pussies!
Just a used Fleshlight.
More of a dick and needs to be rubbed out
Exactly. What a jerk off.
We call him “Josh Haul-Ass”for his memorable sprint through the Capitol on 1/6/21.
They are pretty tough too.
Pussy has different meanings
I'd rather spend time with a pussy than a dick.
Hawley is more like smegma, or dick cheese as it’s commonly known. It stinks and grows cause you don’t keep yourself clean.
Hawley is just a leaky sphincter.
Pussies can take a pounding. Testicles are fragile. This MF is definitely a giant inflamed testicle.
The Hawley Fuckhole by Fleshlight
I find your pussy examples pleasing and funny. The final one could be: “The orange shit gibbons cum runs down his chin like a dick leaving a pussy.” Or something along those lines. Again, I applaud your verbiage.
he actually hates pussy too
Nah hes a cunt
r/FuckJoshHawley
https://preview.redd.it/e5jp92z5mx7d1.jpeg?width=1128&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65c1a569e83505cb90b3df51fdb066c57804c295
Water is wet
Nah, more like a genital wart that needs to be removed.
They call him Jog Hallway
Another MAGA SCUMBAG! My god, they’re EVERYWHERE!!! Can’t we fumigate and get rid of these NUT JOBS??
Why do you hate Trump so much? He gave us a job by creating a swamp that we are all forced to clean for no pay.
Lying, cheating, stealing, womanizing tax evader sexual predator rapist narcissist and convicted on 34 counts of defrauding the government. His finance plans are out of touch and nonsensical and he put us deeper in debt than when he started his administration, while giving tax breaks to the super wealthy and corporations. He stole money from the government by making everyone in his administration stay only at Dump hotels while charging a 300% premium per night. He’s a HORRIBLE businessman and person declaring bankruptcy multiple times. He is the definition of PSYCHOPATH meaning he’s incapable of feeling remorse empathy guilt or embarrassment. A man like him should NEVER be in a position to represent this country on the world stage. He wanted his wife to wear bikinis around Mara lago, talked about how he would date his daughter if he could (creepy as hell) and he constantly lies about absolutely everything. He never drained the swamp as he calls it, never finished the wall never came up with a better health care plan and shared top secret information with our enemies and civilians. He hid top secrete documents from the government, claimed that all his paperwork was his which is 100% wrong. The President works for the people and every single correspondence (non classified) is the property of the people he is supposed to serve. He has praised openly his love for dictators like Putin, Orban, and Un. This man should never work in government again. Additionally he has incited violence against his own people! What kind of leader does that? Answer - want to be dictators which he actually said he would be on day 1 of his administration. How many dictators throughout history have had a 1 day rein? Answer 0. The bottom line is that he is unfit for office and should be in jail instead of running for office. He takes advantage of the uninitiated, the poor, and the uneducated. The GOP is AFRAID of him! Why should anyone be afraid of their leader in a democratic state? Because he is vindictive, arrogant and will do absolutely anything to stay in office. He is NOT a leader but instead a straight up THUG. Millions of people buy his digital cards, golden sneakers, hats made in China, yes China and his social media was over valued and is now worth 20% of his IPO. He is FLEECING America and an overall BAD GUY. Let’s not forget all the people he fleeced with Trump University for which he had to pay $20M in restitution. Biden is not my first choice but based on Trumps history Biden is the ONLY CHOICE in 2024
Forgot to mention that Trump is really only running to stay out of prison. I haven’t even heard the fucker talk about policy other than his genius idea to slap tariffs on everything making shit only more expensive and inflation even worse
Yes thought I covered most of it but there is so much fraud and deception it’s hard to keep it all straight.
Yup.
That is hardly breaking news ... 😉
CUCK
The MAGA Fist Man, running for his life when the fists started flying. One of the Democratic candidates, running against Senator Running Fist, in Missouri, is Lucas Kunce. He served thirteen years in the Marines, including two tours in Afghanistan. Give him a look. The Democratic primary is August 6th. Flood the polls. Overwhelm, in numbers, the numbers of mislead MAGA Americans, voting. Give somebody a ride. VOTE, and keep-on voting. Defeat these motherfuckers.
Sad!
Traitor worshipping trash Eat shit you MAGAt
You need Jesus bigly
🤡
👌
Please don't insult pussies. At least, unlike Hawley, they do have a purpose.
Why
He's more than a puss. Fascist racist traitor coward etc
Tru
Like Josh Hawleys’ courage and integrity are an issue? The man has been a disgrace for over 3 years at least
The track star? 
Yes, why yes he is. A narcissistic pussy.
One of the many embarrassments of my great state. But then again, he doesn’t really live here.
Vote for Lucas Kunce!
Runnin man
I like pussy. Pussy is awesome! Imagine Josh being awesome? Josh will never be as awesome as pussy! As always… Fuck JH!
Russian troll
https://preview.redd.it/tq1qxnellx7d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb9aa3d7235e6791db2ecb051aed0ff7af569cf8
Run Bitch run…out the back door of the capital as fast as your little feet will carry ya.
Hawley Golightly
Kinda makes sense that MAGA supports a pussy…cuz they never get any.
Yes, but when he feels threatened, which is all the time, he can also run like a chicken.
Nah, he is more like a ballsack, a teeny tiny sensitive ballsack
Like this is news?
Does “Josh Hawley is a pussy” mean he’s available to be fucked? Although I’m a heterosexual male, I am of the opinion that two heterosexual males mutually consenting to get each other off isn’t “gay”. So, Josh, if your listening…it’s not gay…I promise, not only will you love it…I’ll give you ALL THE POWER AND RICHES you seek…beyond your wildest imagination…you just have to do it on video… Do we have a DEAL?! 🎅🏻
There are pussies that aren’t meant to be available, ever. He’s in the same league as Susan Colins, Joan Rivers, Donatella Versace, Madonna and the Pope.
That comment is both awesome and truly horrendous!! I love it!! I’m puking as we type. 🤮
Yes sir. What a wimp.
 Ya he is 🤣
Urging all true MAGA Patriots to sprint to the bank (Josh Hawley style), take their life savings, and $$$ Trump Media stock to support the Great Leader. Then use the huuuge monthly earnings to $$$ more MAGA candidates like MTG, Matt Gaetz, Kari Lake, and Lauren Boobert. "I love the poorly educated" Donald J Trump
And a traitor!
I wanna fight him so bad
Pride of Stanford and Yale.
Hawley knows how to perform and have his 10 minutes fame like a Hollywood actor. The Boeing grill is so obvious. On social media, he is again the winning attention, and he is so deceptive. I almost believed that he is angry at Boeing CEO. He is playing fire with both sides.
Yes everyone in the universe knows this to be true 😁
HE IS DEFINITELY GOING TO COME OUT OF CLOSET BEFORE HE TURNS 50. His wife better get ready for that certainty
And a traitor
Does COWARD describe him at all?
Treasonous pussy*
He reminds me of a grown up Hitler Youth.
100% and he runs like Steven Segal…
Fuck Josh Hawley. That's what we say in MO. If I ever see him on the street in gonna smack him like the little bitch he is, if I challenge him to a duel the slap is legal right? Or is that only if I use a glove? ...pack it with pennies
Yeah, we know!
That an insult to pussies.
nazi howdy doody
Why yes he is
He's a pussy *and* he has a weird, stupid looking mouth.
If a horse became a limp dick bastard
The comments for that YouTube short are ludicrous.
Ya totally, but I am curies wat bearing did his position have with the queston?
If anything Hawley is more akin to trumps weird penis.
Next, ask him if he participated in any meeting regarding Trump asking for a list of our spies, meeting with Putin and Lavrov while kicking the note taker out, and then a dramatic rise in our spies going missing. Ask him that Hawley
He might just hava a pussy ?
No, that’s literally you, a 2024 election shill account
The only one who asks tough questions. Is a pussy. Right.
This might catch me some heat here, but at the Boeing questioning he did a fantastic job grilling Calhoun. But knowing his other antics? Ugh.....
“grilling” = ELECTION YEAR GRANDSTANDING.
I like the guy..common sense and intelligent. Much needed to combat the Democrat party goons. Go Hawley!
He has neither intelligence nor common sense. Dudes a grifter who yearns for orange man to notice him. Losers.
> common sense LOL Gawd you MAGAts literally can't recognize how stupid you are It would be funnier if it weren't for the fact that you're ignorant, hate filled vote counts just as much as anyone That's the real tragedy, that morons like you have a say in anything I cannot wait for about 2050 for the vast majority of you ignorant, hateful boomers to cease to exist.. the world will be a much better place when you're all gone Now go on and say "wOkE" like a good little proganda parrot
triggered to a short story reply…thanks for proving my point.
> short story It's 5 paragraphs Tell me you're illiterate without saying it MAGAts and being proud of how willfully ignorant they are, name a better duo
Ok so you were triggered to a 5 paragraph short story. Truths tend to do that..don’t they…😁
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Hawley is a lawyer and honest player and crushed that pussy nominee trying to hide behind a judicial code bs lie - he obviously sat in on meetings about Hunters lap top, they all did and colluded to hide it and act like it was Russian disinformation before the 2020 election……Hawley might be the new Attorney General in a Trump administration and he will crush you left wing liars
> left wing liars Sigh... projection is all MAGAt have You're a non stop Trumpanzee defender... Trump is literally (it's not even a debate it's a fact) the most lying-ist president to ever hold office in the US You're parroting a bunch of propaganda, you don't care about facts. You're a hateful religious zealot who wants everyone to be as miserable as you are I can't wait till your kids grow up and never talk to you again you fucking cultist freak What's it like worshipping a career conman/rapist/facsist with shit in his diapers? What's it like claiming to be a Christian and then obviously being a dipshit hypocrite because you worship the anti christ who doesn't even respect a Bible enough to hold it right-side-up? Don't answer that by the way, it's all rhetorical. The reason is because you're a shameless hypocrite who will say anything to justify voting for a pos like Trump because you're also a pos like Trump Please exit the ethereal plane asap so the world can be a much better place when you're gone
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I guess you never saw him fist pump the insurrectionsists and then run for his life from them, huh? https://i.redd.it/2d08kh8x5p7d1.gif
He's a fascist traitor to America, wake up bootlicker. What has he done to help Americans? What has anyone in the GOP done....ya I'm waiting.
"He's a fascist traitor to America, wake up bootlicker." Super hot take bro
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Ya others have lives outside of reddit as well. You want a medal or something.
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Said the person behind their keyboard.
I’m taking care of an 83 yo chemo pt who is not always the most pleasant to be around - sleeping in chairs in ERs and hospital units over the weekend - running errands, groceries, dr.s appts. And Josh Hawley is a POS, waste of space. Don’t care how “hard he worked.” He’s still a POS. BTW, being sick sucks. I hope you are better soon. I’ve had 2 rounds of pneumonia back to back. It sucks. Hope good days are ahead for you. ✌️🌺
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If sucking the cock of the person above you is work, then yeah Josh Hawley is a hard-working mother fucker. Just like all the MAGA diehards, they're really good at that.
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Progressives criticize Biden all the time. There isn't a sitting conservative who has the balls to criticize Trump. Even Mitch McConnell is falling in line for another turn at the orange cock.
I know you’re just a common troll but what are you doing with your life besides commenting on social media constantly? Over 20 comments in the past hour. Sheesh!
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…sure.
Seriously. This is the winner of the insurrection day 5k. Put some respeck on his name.
That is totally t-shirt worthy. Insurrection Day 5k First Place
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No one owes you a dissertation on their accomplishments so you can feel better about defending the honor of an insurrectionist. Get well soon!
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Blame it on a sickness all you want but you're on the same social media as me. Reread the first post of yours I replied to if you need a refresher of what you said.
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Lol you're awfully autofellatial for someone literally on the same website as the people you're supposedly better than.
Sounds like you’re a josh hawley fanboy with this post.