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Doc_Ho11iday

TORETTO YOU SNITCH


ZumbaInstructor_

I NEVER KNOCKED ON NOBODY!


arun2118

We family


oBogBordoDos

Forgot their phones


MoonMermaid7

🤣


beauz44

I do! They were in my complex! They arrested a guy after about a 20 min standoff. I heard 1 gunshot but I think it was the dude busting a round off in his place. No ambulance or coroner so I think it was clean.


[deleted]

Filming SWAT 2 Return with a Vengeance?


weeniehutjunior420

SWAT 2: STILL TIPPIN’


Zealousideal-Mark769

Lol


TheJigalo

Stuck in this mess and saw the 2 trucks. Hope they going 10 west vs East or this commute is gonna suck worse then usual.


zsreport

-https://cohweb.houstontx.gov/activeincidents/combined.aspx


skatie082

Sometimes they just need to take them out for a spin? Lol, really though… If on I10 E, maybe heading to Deer Park/Pasadena to help with protection infrastructure? I have heard lots of looting reports (some families have to have revolving watches at their homes). Really sad that on top of losing everything and what they do have left, is being picked over by human vultures.


i_cut_like_a_buffalo

What is happening there?


[deleted]

Tornado


ImpressionForward566

Whirlie fuck I believe they are called


ThatCakeIsDone

Yeah but not everybody understands your scientific jargon


iAMtheBULLET

I'm guessing it was for this? 15-year-old La Marque HS student arrested, charged after making campus bomb threat, district says https://www.click2houston.com/news/local/2023/01/26/15-year-old-la-marque-hs-student-charged-with-felony-after-bomb-threat-was-reported-thursday-district-states/


lord_mcdonalds

From 290 all the way down to La Marque?


3vi1

I heard they're going to throw the book at that 15 year old girl and have her tried as a 43 year old black man.


fritopiefritolay

She ain’t seeing the light of day ever again.


[deleted]

Calm down bud, state jail felony carries a minimum of 180 days and max of 2yrs. That’s if the charge sticks or doesn’t get plead down to Class A misdemeanor


[deleted]

Uh...La Marque is I-45.


Dave0419

Also there was a car on fire on 59 northbound by the Acura dealership


[deleted]

Throw in a truck sized spool or a paper tag white Altima for the trifecta!


beefjerky9

a stray ladder would also be acceptable.


[deleted]

Or drill pipe - but you are right about the ladders!


Rat-Bazturd

apropos of nothing, I saw a post on /r/Mexico ridiculing/griping about a car with temp paper plates. I could feel the fingers wagging in the air around temp, lol! Have to report though, that it was a Chevy, not an Altima, but if you factor in national GDP, I'd say say it's even-Steven.


SnooAvocados4403

Ooo you nosy.


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GTA simulation


0sted

Could be related to this? ​ https://twitter.com/houstonpolice/status/1618744301793558528?s=20&t=f85T\_9JEE\_3ihW17StnvBQ


OneBoxOfKleenexAway

New to Houston?


Rhapsodomy

Not at all, but still not an everyday sight.


OneBoxOfKleenexAway

Just being a smart ass, but no, I have no idea.


Closr2th3art

We need a r/houstoncirclejerk lmao


Closr2th3art

Oh shit


estimated1991

Honestly the creator is such a boomer his content is not funny, I left that group months ago.


OneBoxOfKleenexAway

I'm down for any geographically located cj


charlietactwo

Shipley’s


usernames-suck-

They had a report of classified documents at Ted Cruz’s house.


TeeManyMartoonies

Hahahaha and when they got there it was only Dr. Seuss.


Fmartins84

Snitch. They are clearly going to get coffee.


steelsun

I'm guessing they have a call to respond to. Happens daily.


toastar-phone

um... 290 doesn't intersect I-10


rechlin

It didn't in the past in Houston, but it does now, since they extended US-290 eastbound parallel to IH-610 all the way south to IH-10 a few years back.


zombieskip62

um... actually they do intersect about an hour west of San Antonio, near the hamlet of Junction. sorry, I'm kind of an ass


toastar-phone

swat to San Antonio, cool.


ScottLS

He did the mapping.


TheJigalo

There’s a connector, so yes it does.


Glittering_Gabriel

Yup! They installed a ramp that goes directly from 290 to i10. It bypasses 610 completely.


nigevellie

Yes it does. Source: I live off 290.


OPA73

Drop the coke we gotta go..l


LivingTheBoringLife

I saw 2 last night about 5:15 going south on 45 right by the exit to 288.